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Bloods, Clothes, and Cute: dd What's that on your head? N7 N 05 5683 3 h And the guy is still probably oblivious to her flirting technique Hip 3 h ph gd he wrong She is too cute for a guy wearing cargo shorts 108 UK 6 h I must be getting old. What's wrong with cargo shorts? 255 ph The trend for the last few years has been slim fitting everything Firs it was slim fi ans, then skinny jeans, then super-skinny slim fit jeans. Now fashionable people mostly just sew their clothes on in the morning, try not to eat or drink much during the day so they won't need to use the bathroom, then pick the stitching before bed. Cargo-shorts are the antithesis of this trend. They are not just baggy, but have extra bulky pockets sewn on to really emphasise how non- slim fitting they are Imagine being the fashionable person standing n your favourite skinny jeans. You're flexing your toes trying to keep the blood flow going against all odds and then you see some dude in cargo shorts. He looks so comfy, he probably just slipped those things on in a second with no special ritual or stances required. Plus look at those pockets! I bet he's got all sorts of stuff in there, useful necessary stuff. Your own pockets aren't even real. They just stitched some detail in the places where pockets used to be. That's why you have to carry this leather messenger bag everywhere. You don't actually have any documents or a laptop with you, it's basically just a huge empty satchel for your keys wallet and phone. Meanwhile cargoshorts over there probably has everything he needs to survive in the wild for a week tucked away in those pockets. That's why cargo shorts aren't fashionable. 3102 The truth about Cargo Shorts
Bloods, Clothes, and Cute: dd
 What's that on your head?
 N7 N
 05
 5683
 3 h
 And the guy is still probably oblivious to her flirting
 technique
 Hip
 3 h
 ph
 gd
 he wrong
 She is too cute for a guy wearing cargo shorts
 108
 UK
 6 h
 I must be getting old. What's wrong with cargo
 shorts?
 255
 ph
 The trend for the last few years has been slim
 fitting everything
 Firs
 it was slim fi
 ans, then skinny jeans, then
 super-skinny slim fit jeans. Now fashionable
 people mostly just sew their clothes on in the
 morning, try not to eat or drink much during the
 day so they won't need to use the bathroom, then
 pick the stitching before bed.
 Cargo-shorts are the antithesis of this trend.
 They are not just baggy, but have extra bulky
 pockets
 sewn on to really emphasise how non-
 slim fitting they are
 Imagine being the fashionable person standing
 n your favourite skinny jeans. You're flexing
 your toes trying to keep the blood flow going
 against all odds and then you see some dude
 in cargo shorts. He looks so comfy, he probably
 just slipped those things on in a second with no
 special ritual or stances required.
 Plus look at those pockets! I bet he's got all sorts
 of stuff in there, useful necessary stuff. Your
 own pockets aren't even real. They just stitched
 some detail in the places where pockets used
 to be. That's why you have to carry this leather
 messenger bag everywhere. You don't actually
 have any documents or a laptop with you, it's
 basically just a huge empty satchel for your
 keys wallet and phone. Meanwhile cargoshorts
 over there probably has everything he needs to
 survive in the wild for a week tucked away in
 those pockets.
 That's why cargo shorts aren't fashionable.
 3102
The truth about Cargo Shorts

The truth about Cargo Shorts