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now: jovaline: commuter kids. 🔥🔥🔥 (I don’t care, my brand is teens on public transit now. Also, I’ll have this at NYCC, artist alley table F15 this weekend. )
now: jovaline: commuter kids. 🔥🔥🔥 (I don’t care, my brand is teens on public transit now. Also, I’ll have this at NYCC, artist alley table F15 this weekend. )

jovaline: commuter kids. 🔥🔥🔥 (I don’t care, my brand is teens on public transit now. Also, I’ll have this at NYCC, artist alley table F15...

now: Now THATS a FLEX
now: Now THATS a FLEX

Now THATS a FLEX

now: And now we wait
now: And now we wait

And now we wait

now: this is the explanation I’m putting in for absences from now on (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
now: this is the explanation I’m putting in for absences from now on (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

this is the explanation I’m putting in for absences from now on (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

now: 50 thousand people used to live in my balls. Now it’s a ghost town
now: 50 thousand people used to live in my balls. Now it’s a ghost town

50 thousand people used to live in my balls. Now it’s a ghost town

now: You’re fired now
now: You’re fired now

You’re fired now

now: dynastylnoire: writernotwaiting: hellenhighwater: astolen98saturnsedan: luadell: thisnewdevilry: sputnikcentury: teapotsahoy: lovedsomuch: warsfeils: anubituf: harukami: last-snowfall: weareallmedie: firedanceryote: reptila-tequila: qeilla: thefreckledavantgardegoober: mysticmisfit89: Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada….. No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck. And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car. moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.” like, fuck off with that I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals. They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people. Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away. I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING Moose are terrifying, you guys. I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist. I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside. If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah.  Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month.  Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD. Moose. MOOSE. I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this. The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that. Moose confirmed for actual kaiju. Kaiju category: Maple.   Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. @ssalogel For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is  4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant” And they can run up to 40 miles per hour A 16 wheeler with fur
now: dynastylnoire: writernotwaiting: hellenhighwater: astolen98saturnsedan: luadell: thisnewdevilry: sputnikcentury: teapotsahoy: lovedsomuch: warsfeils: anubituf: harukami: last-snowfall: weareallmedie: firedanceryote: reptila-tequila: qeilla: thefreckledavantgardegoober: mysticmisfit89: Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada….. No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck. And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car. moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.” like, fuck off with that I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals. They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people. Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away. I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING Moose are terrifying, you guys. I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist. I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside. If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah.  Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month.  Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD. Moose. MOOSE. I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this. The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that. Moose confirmed for actual kaiju. Kaiju category: Maple.   Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. @ssalogel For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is  4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant” And they can run up to 40 miles per hour A 16 wheeler with fur

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now: Now that’s a name anyone can respect
now: Now that’s a name anyone can respect

Now that’s a name anyone can respect

now: Oh my, you’re on some serious trouble now
now: Oh my, you’re on some serious trouble now

Oh my, you’re on some serious trouble now

now: Now you’re fucked
now: Now you’re fucked

Now you’re fucked

now: Now tell me who’s the smartest.
now: Now tell me who’s the smartest.

Now tell me who’s the smartest.

now: Now tell me who’s the smartest. by decay5 MORE MEMES
now: Now tell me who’s the smartest. by decay5 MORE MEMES

Now tell me who’s the smartest. by decay5 MORE MEMES

now: My what now?
now: My what now?

My what now?

now: I sleep like 10 hours a day now
now: I sleep like 10 hours a day now

I sleep like 10 hours a day now

now: I’ve seen a teacher throw a desk at a kid; now THAT was crazy
now: I’ve seen a teacher throw a desk at a kid; now THAT was crazy

I’ve seen a teacher throw a desk at a kid; now THAT was crazy

now: Now you are warned, dads of Reddit…
now: Now you are warned, dads of Reddit…

Now you are warned, dads of Reddit…

now: A good friend of mine has been caring for her mother for 10 years(stay at home care). She seems to be passing away now but my friend has never lost her sense of humor.
now: A good friend of mine has been caring for her mother for 10 years(stay at home care). She seems to be passing away now but my friend has never lost her sense of humor.

A good friend of mine has been caring for her mother for 10 years(stay at home care). She seems to be passing away now but my friend has...

now: Now that’s some serious BDE by punkind0nuts MORE MEMES
now: Now that’s some serious BDE by punkind0nuts MORE MEMES

Now that’s some serious BDE by punkind0nuts MORE MEMES

now: Depression kicked my butt for four years. Now I’m kicking back.
now: Depression kicked my butt for four years. Now I’m kicking back.

Depression kicked my butt for four years. Now I’m kicking back.

now: dheerse: i return briefly to bring you content  now i will vanish back into the night
now: dheerse: i return briefly to bring you content  now i will vanish back into the night

dheerse: i return briefly to bring you content  now i will vanish back into the night

now: Now that’s a headline
now: Now that’s a headline

Now that’s a headline

now: The baby came out Nutella and jelly, he now knows why.
now: The baby came out Nutella and jelly, he now knows why.

The baby came out Nutella and jelly, he now knows why.

now: The baby came out Nutella and jelly, he now knows why.
now: The baby came out Nutella and jelly, he now knows why.

The baby came out Nutella and jelly, he now knows why.

now: Oh hey now by jvalente80 MORE MEMES
now: Oh hey now by jvalente80 MORE MEMES

Oh hey now by jvalente80 MORE MEMES

now: Am I part of the cool kids club now? The rest you can figure it out.
now: Am I part of the cool kids club now? The rest you can figure it out.

Am I part of the cool kids club now? The rest you can figure it out.

now: I can sleep for 8 hours if I go to bed now
now: I can sleep for 8 hours if I go to bed now

I can sleep for 8 hours if I go to bed now

now: epicjohndoe: Now You Can Write Morse Code
now: epicjohndoe: Now You Can Write Morse Code

epicjohndoe: Now You Can Write Morse Code

now: I can’t wait to feel the same way about today’s comic a year from now [OC]
now: I can’t wait to feel the same way about today’s comic a year from now [OC]

I can’t wait to feel the same way about today’s comic a year from now [OC]

now: I’ve been getting free food for months now
now: I’ve been getting free food for months now

I’ve been getting free food for months now

now: Now in HD ™
now: Now in HD ™

Now in HD ™

now: You on your own now
now: You on your own now

You on your own now

now: omg-humor: Now yk why Peppa the pig was named so, Chill on the hard R kids
now: omg-humor: Now yk why Peppa the pig was named so, Chill on the hard R kids

omg-humor: Now yk why Peppa the pig was named so, Chill on the hard R kids

now: Ever said it? Now’s your chance to even do it. LMAO
now: Ever said it? Now’s your chance to even do it. LMAO

Ever said it? Now’s your chance to even do it. LMAO

now: “Want to be in that shape when you’re 50?” “I want to be in that shape now”
now: “Want to be in that shape when you’re 50?” “I want to be in that shape now”

“Want to be in that shape when you’re 50?” “I want to be in that shape now”