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Amazon, Beer, and Butt: hannah fandel
@HannahFandel11
it's 2028, your husband comes up and
smacks your butt as you're
unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo
chicken dip, your friends have turned
the dining room table into a beer pong
tournament, the kids are laughing from
the playroom, it's super bowl sunday
and your heart is full
2/4/18, 7:36 PM
3,375 Retweets 20.1K Likes
fallcaesar:
genderdeath:
riseofthecommonwoodpile:
egowave:
this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone
Iwhat the fuck is buffalo chicken dip/I
it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.
![Amazon, Beer, and Butt: hannah fandel
@HannahFandel11
it's 2028, your husband comes up and
smacks your butt as you're
unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo
chicken dip, your friends have turned
the dining room table into a beer pong
tournament, the kids are laughing from
the playroom, it's super bowl sunday
and your heart is full
2/4/18, 7:36 PM
3,375 Retweets 20.1K Likes
fallcaesar:
genderdeath:
riseofthecommonwoodpile:
egowave:
this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone
Iwhat the fuck is buffalo chicken dip/I
it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.]()
fallcaesar: genderdeath: riseofthecommonwoodpile: egowave: this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in t...
Dank, Brooklyn, and Bible: LAD
BIBLE
This was the Brooklyn Nine-Nine cast's reaction when they found out they were being renewed for a seventh season 😀👮🏻
NBC
![Dank, Brooklyn, and Bible: LAD
BIBLE
This was the Brooklyn Nine-Nine cast's reaction when they found out they were being renewed for a seventh season 😀👮🏻
NBC]()
This was the Brooklyn Nine-Nine cast's reaction when they found out they were being renewed for a seventh season 😀👮🏻 NBC
Jokes, Time, and Today: theneurotypicals Follow
Someone: *is late*
Me Were we supposed to meet at this
time? Is this really the place we
were going to meet up? Is it
actually Thursday today? Were we
even meeting at Thursday? Do I
actually know this person? Do they
really exist? Do I exist?
nine #stylinangel #louie this is made especially fc
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![Jokes, Time, and Today: theneurotypicals Follow
Someone: *is late*
Me Were we supposed to meet at this
time? Is this really the place we
were going to meet up? Is it
actually Thursday today? Were we
even meeting at Thursday? Do I
actually know this person? Do they
really exist? Do I exist?
nine #stylinangel #louie this is made especially fc
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23 Jokes That Will Make Overthinkers Laugh Then Cry]()
23 Jokes That Will Make Overthinkers Laugh Then Cry
Games, Space, and Ppg: Kenneth Faried was benched, traded for cap space and waived in the past year.
Since joining the Rockets:
- 16 PPG, 9.9 REB (career-high paces)
- Nine double-doubles in 14 games
- More 3s than the rest of his career combined
![Games, Space, and Ppg: Kenneth Faried was benched, traded for cap space and waived in the past year.
Since joining the Rockets:
- 16 PPG, 9.9 REB (career-high paces)
- Nine double-doubles in 14 games
- More 3s than the rest of his career combined]()
Kenneth Faried was benched, traded for cap space and waived in the past year. Since joining the Rockets: - 16 PPG, 9.9 REB (career-hig...
Cartoons, Cat, and Com: Rare picture of a cat losing one of its
nine lives
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It doesnt only happen in cartoons !!
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nine lives
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It doesnt only happen in cartoons !!]()
It doesnt only happen in cartoons !!
Cartoons, Cat, and Com: Rare picture of a cat losing one of its
nine lives
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It doesnt only happen in cartoons !!
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nine lives
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It doesnt only happen in cartoons !!
Cartoons, Cat, and Com: Rare picture of a cat losing one of its
nine lives
boredpanda.com
It doesnt only happen in cartoons !!
![Cartoons, Cat, and Com: Rare picture of a cat losing one of its
nine lives
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It doesnt only happen in cartoons !!]()
It doesnt only happen in cartoons !!
Cartoons, Cat, and Com: Rare picture of a cat losing one of its
nine lives
boredpanda.com
It doesnt only happen in cartoons !!
![Cartoons, Cat, and Com: Rare picture of a cat losing one of its
nine lives
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It doesnt only happen in cartoons !!]()
It doesnt only happen in cartoons !!
Memes, Highlight Reel, and 🤖: 1ST1:53
FOX
TB C
MIN 7
How dominant was @RandyMoss?
This is a highlight reel of his 40+ yard touchdown catches.
It is over nine minutes long. 😮 https://t.co/zziOBkOPuQ
![Memes, Highlight Reel, and 🤖: 1ST1:53
FOX
TB C
MIN 7
How dominant was @RandyMoss?
This is a highlight reel of his 40+ yard touchdown catches.
It is over nine minutes long. 😮 https://t.co/zziOBkOPuQ]()
How dominant was @RandyMoss? This is a highlight reel of his 40+ yard touchdown catches. It is over nine minutes long. 😮 https://t.co/zziOB...
Memes, Pizza, and Tumblr: aw, thanks ust
put these in water and
then we can go.
We
can go
Olizclimo
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any valentinesday plans? i’m staying home with a pizza and brooklyn nine-nine reruns 💓
![Memes, Pizza, and Tumblr: aw, thanks ust
put these in water and
then we can go.
We
can go
Olizclimo
lizclimo. tumblr.com
any valentinesday plans? i’m staying home with a pizza and brooklyn nine-nine reruns 💓]()
any valentinesday plans? i’m staying home with a pizza and brooklyn nine-nine reruns 💓
Dank, Lol, and Memes: YOUREDM.COM
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Some of y'all didnt play Xbox live nine
years ago and it shows lol
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Some of y'all didnt play Xbox live nine
years ago and it shows lol
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Some of y'all didnt play Xbox live nine
years ago and it shows lol
1h Haha Reply
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Factual statement. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2UOLADy
![Lol, Memes, and Xbox Live: YOUREDM.COM
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Some of y'all didnt play Xbox live nine
years ago and it shows lol
1h Haha Reply
090218
Factual statement. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2UOLADy]()
Factual statement. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2UOLADy
Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #1271
It took over nine months to finally arrive at the
finished look of the creature in The Shape of
Water, and director Guillermo del Toro called it the
most difficult movie he and his team have ever
designed
What movie has the best visuals?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix shapeofwater theshapeofwater GuillermodelToro sallyhawkins
![Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #1271
It took over nine months to finally arrive at the
finished look of the creature in The Shape of
Water, and director Guillermo del Toro called it the
most difficult movie he and his team have ever
designed
What movie has the best visuals?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix shapeofwater theshapeofwater GuillermodelToro sallyhawkins]()
What movie has the best visuals?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and produc...
Life, Time, and Sunday: DAG BEFORE you 60
CAN I ASK YOu
A QUESTION2
ARE YOU READY?
READYP READY FOR WHAT
FOR THIS
SUNDAY
NIGHT
DUByHENeYA
CHAMPION
OHN CENA
EFENDS HIS TITLE
IN THE
SUPER SLAM
WHEN HE TAKES ON SIX MEN
RIGHT NOW YOU CAN ORDER
THIS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME
PAY PER/VIEW-EVENT-FOR
DuBYA DUYL
OUST FIFTY NINE NINTE
NINE
1:37
Sharing my 9g saves from a while ago #001. Hi, is this Champ? Can I talk to champ?
![Life, Time, and Sunday: DAG BEFORE you 60
CAN I ASK YOu
A QUESTION2
ARE YOU READY?
READYP READY FOR WHAT
FOR THIS
SUNDAY
NIGHT
DUByHENeYA
CHAMPION
OHN CENA
EFENDS HIS TITLE
IN THE
SUPER SLAM
WHEN HE TAKES ON SIX MEN
RIGHT NOW YOU CAN ORDER
THIS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME
PAY PER/VIEW-EVENT-FOR
DuBYA DUYL
OUST FIFTY NINE NINTE
NINE
1:37
Sharing my 9g saves from a while ago #001. Hi, is this Champ? Can I talk to champ?]()
Sharing my 9g saves from a while ago #001. Hi, is this Champ? Can I talk to champ?
Arthur, Clothes, and Club: lovely-outlaws:
deetledeet:
gaterade:
me walking into the gay club
Me after playing red dead redemption 2 for nine hours straight
When u get Arthur new clothes and u wanna stunt on the gang
![Arthur, Clothes, and Club: lovely-outlaws:
deetledeet:
gaterade:
me walking into the gay club
Me after playing red dead redemption 2 for nine hours straight
When u get Arthur new clothes and u wanna stunt on the gang]()
lovely-outlaws: deetledeet: gaterade: me walking into the gay club Me after playing red dead redemption 2 for nine hours straight When ...
Amazon, Beer, and Butt: hannah fandel
@HannahFandel11
it's 2028, your husband comes up and
smacks your butt as you're
unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo
chicken dip, your friends have turned
the dining room table into a beer pong
tournament, the kids are laughing from
the playroom, it's super bowl sunday
and your heart is full
2/4/18, 7:36 PM
3,375 Retweets 20.1K Likes
fallcaesar:
genderdeath:
riseofthecommonwoodpile:
egowave:
this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone
Iwhat the fuck is buffalo chicken dip/I
it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.
![Amazon, Beer, and Butt: hannah fandel
@HannahFandel11
it's 2028, your husband comes up and
smacks your butt as you're
unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo
chicken dip, your friends have turned
the dining room table into a beer pong
tournament, the kids are laughing from
the playroom, it's super bowl sunday
and your heart is full
2/4/18, 7:36 PM
3,375 Retweets 20.1K Likes
fallcaesar:
genderdeath:
riseofthecommonwoodpile:
egowave:
this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone
Iwhat the fuck is buffalo chicken dip/I
it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.]()
fallcaesar: genderdeath: riseofthecommonwoodpile: egowave: this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in ...
Reddit, Jumped, and Reality: Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self'
story on Reddit and they didn't do it
because their cat started rubbing
against their legs and they snapped
back to reality. The next comment
said: "I think your cat gave you one of
their nine lives."
It’s too early in the morning for this 😰
![Reddit, Jumped, and Reality: Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self'
story on Reddit and they didn't do it
because their cat started rubbing
against their legs and they snapped
back to reality. The next comment
said: "I think your cat gave you one of
their nine lives."
It’s too early in the morning for this 😰]()
It’s too early in the morning for this 😰
Chief Keef, Drugs, and Family: Tekashi69 testifies in court about
how he got involved in the criminal
activity, and does a lot of snitching
TV
ddas
Fly
The transcript of Tekashi 6ix9ine’s plea hearing from last week has been released and he talks about getting involved in multiple crimes and also snitches on his affiliates. - Tekashi 6ix9ine testified in court that he joined Nine Trey gang in 2017 and admitted that he was involved in a plot to kill one of their rivals to prove his loyalty to the gang. Tekashi also admitted to robbing a rival at gunpoint along with some Nine Trey gang members. - Tekashi also testified about the Chief Keef shooting, "I paid a person to shoot at a rival member of Nine Trey to scare him. The shooting took place in Manhattan. I did this to maintain or increase my own standing in Nine Trey." - The rapper also testified to selling drugs and offered an apology, "I apologize to the Court, to anyone who was hurt, to my family, friends and fans for what I have done and who I have let down." - Tekashi has struck a plea deal and has plead guilty to 9 different counts. The minimum sentence is 47 years but the prosecution will mostly ask for a lower sentence. - RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm 📷 @thedoncanon
![Chief Keef, Drugs, and Family: Tekashi69 testifies in court about
how he got involved in the criminal
activity, and does a lot of snitching
TV
ddas
Fly
The transcript of Tekashi 6ix9ine’s plea hearing from last week has been released and he talks about getting involved in multiple crimes and also snitches on his affiliates. - Tekashi 6ix9ine testified in court that he joined Nine Trey gang in 2017 and admitted that he was involved in a plot to kill one of their rivals to prove his loyalty to the gang. Tekashi also admitted to robbing a rival at gunpoint along with some Nine Trey gang members. - Tekashi also testified about the Chief Keef shooting, "I paid a person to shoot at a rival member of Nine Trey to scare him. The shooting took place in Manhattan. I did this to maintain or increase my own standing in Nine Trey." - The rapper also testified to selling drugs and offered an apology, "I apologize to the Court, to anyone who was hurt, to my family, friends and fans for what I have done and who I have let down." - Tekashi has struck a plea deal and has plead guilty to 9 different counts. The minimum sentence is 47 years but the prosecution will mostly ask for a lower sentence. - RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm 📷 @thedoncanon]()
The transcript of Tekashi 6ix9ine’s plea hearing from last week has been released and he talks about getting involved in multiple crimes and...
![Crush, Dank, and Memes: me: [texting my crush] so how was
your
day?
her: [nine hours later] good wbu
me:
me irl by Paras619
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![Crush, Texting, and Good: me: [texting my crush] so how was
your
day?
her: [nine hours later] good wbu
me:
me irl](https://pics.conservativememes.com/me-texting-my-crush-so-how-was-your-day-her-41845354.png)
Dank, Memes, and Target: I MEAN, NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT
THEY ATE NINE CANS OF RAVIOLI
Me irl by anton1467
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![Dank, Memes, and Target: I MEAN, NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT
THEY ATE NINE CANS OF RAVIOLI
Me irl by anton1467
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Me irl by anton1467 MORE MEMES
