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Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KKNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKNG WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIE、MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED, REAL NAKED PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAY JAY PITS DONT FUCKING CARE NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS ust dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKN BUT ITS ALL GREY RINSE OF THAT ONLY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN A NT NO SLIP-N-SUIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the ip karkat My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming IM A FUCKING GODDESS Quagmire
Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT
 OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
 THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KKNOW YOUVE
 SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND
 THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
 YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU
 WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE
 OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT
 TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
 SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKNG WHITE SUGAR AND SOME
 CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT
 SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT
 MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY
 USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO
 FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF
 VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL
 WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIE、MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD
 MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH
 NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED, REAL NAKED
 PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH
 TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE
 WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAY JAY PITS
 DONT FUCKING CARE
 NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT
 ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB TAKE A HANDFUL OF
 THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF
 YOURS ust dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this
 in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does
 not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP
 RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD
 BECAUSE ITS WORKING
 NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE
 AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO
 GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKN BUT ITS ALL GREY
 RINSE OF THAT ONLY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN A NT NO
 SLIP-N-SUIDE
 GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS
 ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR
 PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS
 DISMISSED
 VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
 thanks for the ip karkat
 My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming
 IM A FUCKING GODDESS
Quagmire

Quagmire

Apparently, Internet, and Memes: AT&T LTE VPN 11:33 AM Tweet Tru Respectful Memes 47% @krussykrabs So apparently I have a child and they've been doing naughty things on the internet ??????? Iwitter .ooo LTE VPN 10:01 AM Animal Jam HQ 9:55 AM to me GE ATTENTION! Dear Animal Jam Parent, This email is being sent in regards to your child's account (luca5724). This email is to inform you that this Animal Jam account has been temporarily suspended for 24 hours because of inappropriate behavior that violated the Animal Jam Rules Even though we have handled the situation in-game and our chat filter has kept most or all of this incident from entering the game world, this notice is being sent to the Parent Account email address we have on file as a courtesy because we believe that parents should be involved in their child's online experiences. We apologize for the vagueness of this email, but we are eager to help you understand the details and context of this issue. Feel free to contact our support team by replying to this email. Best regards, Animal Jam HQ Tweet your reply Home Explore Notifications Messages Me AT&T LTE VPN 11:34 AM Tweet Tru Respectful Memes ㄑ @krussykrabs Imma find out what they did AT&T LTE MA 10:02 AM ▼ Animal Jam HQ Re: Animal Jam Account SUSPENDED Hi! Can I ask what they did? On Fri, May 26, 2017 at 9:55 AM Animal Jam HQ -Concerned Mum@ <support@animaljam.com> wrote I GEOGRAP SMILEYS&PEOPLE Tweet your reply Home Explore Notifications Messages Me AT&T LTE VPN 11:34 AM Tweet iru Respecttul Memes ④ 47% @krussykrabs my newfound son said fuck apparently OO AT&T LTE VPN 11:31 AM Thank you for contacting Animal Jam Support Headquarters. We understand that you have some concerns regarding a suspension that was placed orn your Animal Jam account. For the incident in question, chat activity logged under the user account luca57241 include inappropriate language. Here at Animal Jam, we employ a state-of-the-art filtration system to keep all players as safe as possible. o use Please note that any action or changes made on an Animal Jam Play Wild! account will also action or change the same account on the Animal Jam website. This occurs whether the change or action is done on the Animal Jam website account or the Animal Jam Play Wild! account. ver 17-05-26 10:55:39 luca5724 f*ck Because Animal Jam cares deeply about the Tweet your reply Home Explore Notifications Messages Me theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: bigblackcrocs: theawesomeadventurer: I don’t know who used my email as their parent email but this is the funniest thing that’s happened to me all week Discipline your child apparently I can change the password on the account but I’m wondering if that’s too evil 😩😂 *hacker voice* im in for those curious the new password is “dontsayfuck”  lmaooo okay now this is just getting wild tell me why this kid made a new account and STILL used my email as their parent email like what is happening my son is out of control
Apparently, Internet, and Memes: AT&T LTE VPN
 11:33 AM
 Tweet
 Tru Respectful Memes
 47%
 @krussykrabs
 So apparently I have a child and they've
 been doing naughty things on the
 internet ???????
 Iwitter .ooo LTE VPN 10:01 AM
 Animal Jam HQ
 9:55 AM
 to me
 GE
 ATTENTION!
 Dear Animal Jam Parent,
 This email is being sent in regards to your child's account (luca5724).
 This email is to inform you that this Animal Jam account has been temporarily suspended for 24 hours
 because of inappropriate behavior that violated the Animal Jam Rules
 Even though we have handled the situation in-game and our chat filter has kept most or all of this incident
 from entering the game world, this notice is being sent to the Parent Account email address we have on file
 as a courtesy because we believe that parents should be involved in their child's online experiences.
 We apologize for the vagueness of this email, but we are eager to help you understand the details and
 context of this issue. Feel free to contact our support team by replying to this email.
 Best regards,
 Animal Jam HQ
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 11:34 AM
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 Imma find out what they did
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 10:02 AM
 ▼ Animal Jam HQ
 Re: Animal Jam Account SUSPENDED
 Hi! Can I ask what they did?
 On Fri, May 26, 2017 at 9:55 AM Animal Jam HQ
 -Concerned Mum@
 <support@animaljam.com> wrote
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 AT&T LTE VPN
 11:34 AM
 Tweet
 iru Respecttul Memes
 ④
 47%
 @krussykrabs
 my newfound son said fuck apparently
 OO AT&T LTE VPN
 11:31 AM
 Thank you for contacting Animal Jam Support
 Headquarters.
 We understand that you have some concerns
 regarding a suspension that was placed orn
 your Animal Jam account. For the incident in
 question, chat activity logged under the user
 account luca57241 include
 inappropriate language. Here at Animal Jam,
 we employ a state-of-the-art filtration system
 to keep all players as safe as possible.
 o use
 Please note that any action or changes made
 on an Animal Jam Play Wild! account will also
 action or change the same account on the
 Animal Jam website. This occurs whether the
 change or action is done on the Animal Jam
 website account or the Animal Jam Play Wild!
 account.
 ver
 17-05-26 10:55:39 luca5724
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 Because Animal Jam cares deeply about the
 Tweet your reply
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theawesomeadventurer:


theawesomeadventurer:

theawesomeadventurer:

bigblackcrocs:


theawesomeadventurer:

I don’t know who used my email as their parent email but this is the funniest thing that’s happened to me all week

Discipline your child


apparently I can change the password on the account but I’m wondering if that’s too evil 😩😂

*hacker voice* im in
for those curious the new password is “dontsayfuck” 

lmaooo okay now this is just getting wild tell me why this kid made a new account and STILL used my email as their parent email like what is happening my son is out of control

theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: bigblackcrocs: theawesomeadventurer: I don’t know who used my email...

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“The LGBT community, however loved/accepted/tolerated, will always be a minority. Our newfound sociopolitical liberties, instead of obliterating the need for a distinctive gay culture, should instead give us license to explore that culture and develop it further. We need gay bookstores, not as sanctuaries for the repressed, but as museums and libraries for the out and proud. As David M. Halperin points out in his book How to Be Gay, “Unlike the members of minority groups defined by race or ethnicity or religion, gays cannot rely on their birth families to teach them about their history or their culture. They must discover their roots through contact with the larger society and the larger world.” 
- Why we still need LGBT bookstores, by Daniel Lefferts

adayinthelesbianlife: “The LGBT community, however loved/accepted/tolerated, will always be a minority. Our newfound sociopolitical liberti...