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Baked, Friday, and Fucking: duskirisescinnacorn+ duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek yotoob yotoob: yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing lak, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god. Long story short just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY". IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS-I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking incredible Source: yotoob This Is War.
Baked, Friday, and Fucking: duskirisescinnacorn+
 duskenpath:
 fanaticalqueergeek
 yotoob
 yotoob:
 yotoob:
 We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours
 (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice
 - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual
 things)
 - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any
 invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the
 other people on the lane
 - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that
 he'd picked from his garden
 and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his
 electric hedge trimmer thing lak, and all I have to do is hold the
 ladder
 Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into
 an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.
 Long story short just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it
 looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE
 MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING
 ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND
 THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE
 WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND
 LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND
 TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN
 ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN
 HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET
 AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH
 MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE
 ANY". IT WAS BARELY DARK.
 BASTARDS-I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY
 AREN'T 1?
 The Gay Agenda, everyone
 this is fucking incredible
 Source: yotoob
This Is War.

This Is War.

Dogs, House, and Got: Just moved in to the new house. I got to meet the neighbor dogs on my afternoon walk.
Dogs, House, and Got: Just moved in to the new house. I got to meet the neighbor dogs on my afternoon walk.

Just moved in to the new house. I got to meet the neighbor dogs on my afternoon walk.

Tumblr, Blog, and House: corgikistan: My boys are super interested in their new house mate.
Tumblr, Blog, and House: corgikistan:

My boys are super interested in their new house mate.

corgikistan: My boys are super interested in their new house mate.

Confused, Dogs, and Dumb: Qjl Im-15 asked: Your dog sounds amazing, you need to tell us about that door licking story Dumb dogs are the best! A revyspite normalgiraffes supergiraffes-archive We trained the dog so that when he wants out, he goes to the front door and waits Somehow in his little golden retriever brain, he interpreted this to mean "go to the front door, and lick it." If he's at the door, but isn't licking it, he doesn't need out, he's just chilling So, this was our routine - when he wants out, he goes to the front door, and licks it. And then we moved house, and he got very, very confused. He knew he had to go to the front door when he wants out, but this was a new house with obviously a door that was completely new to him. Despite our condo having only one door that leads outside, and him going out this very same door literally at least five times a day, every day, for about a year...he still has no idea where the front door is in this house. Absolutely no idea at Now whenever he needs out, he will go to any random door and start licking it. And 1 mean any door - the bathroom door, my bedroom door, my closet, the goddamn door of a kitchen cabinet, even. I don't know if he's really smart or really dumb. Because clearly, he understands conceptually what a door is. 1 don't know if he thinks my closet or the kitchen cabinets lead to outside, or if he's just hoping to find doggy Narnia, or if he's just hopelessly given up on ever being able to find the door by himself and is just doing the best he can, but every goddamn time he wants out, he's right there licking the glass door to the shower or something He doesn't alert us he needs out any other way. So if you haven't seen him in a while, you have to search room by room until you find him with his tongue pressed up against the linen closet because he thinks outside might be that way He's the biggest, dumbest dog 1 have ever met in my life and I could not love him any more. He's perfect. Here he is, patiently licking the door of my wardrobe I love this Dumb boys are still good boys
Confused, Dogs, and Dumb: Qjl
 Im-15 asked:
 Your dog sounds amazing, you need to tell us about
 that door licking story Dumb dogs are the best!
 A revyspite
 normalgiraffes
 supergiraffes-archive
 We trained the dog so that when he wants out, he goes to the
 front door and waits
 Somehow in his little golden retriever brain, he interpreted
 this to mean "go to the front door, and lick it."
 If he's at the door, but isn't licking it, he doesn't need out, he's
 just chilling
 So, this was our routine - when he wants out, he goes to the
 front door, and licks it. And then we moved house, and he
 got very, very confused.
 He knew he had to go to the front door when he wants out,
 but this was a new house with obviously a door that was
 completely new to him.
 Despite our condo having only one door that leads outside,
 and him going out this very same door literally at least five
 times a day, every day, for about a year...he still has no idea
 where the front door is in this house. Absolutely no idea at
 Now whenever he needs out, he will go to any random door
 and start licking it. And 1 mean any door - the bathroom
 door, my bedroom door, my closet, the goddamn door of a
 kitchen cabinet, even.
 I don't know if he's really smart or really dumb. Because
 clearly, he understands conceptually what a door is. 1 don't
 know if he thinks my closet or the kitchen cabinets lead to
 outside, or if he's just hoping to find doggy Narnia, or if he's
 just hopelessly given up on ever being able to find the door by
 himself and is just doing the best he can, but every goddamn
 time he wants out, he's right there licking the glass door to
 the shower or something
 He doesn't alert us he needs out any other way. So if you
 haven't seen him in a while, you have to search room by
 room until you find him with his tongue pressed up against
 the linen closet because he thinks outside might be that way
 He's the biggest, dumbest dog 1 have ever met in my life and I
 could not love him any more. He's perfect.
 Here he is, patiently licking the door of my wardrobe
 I love this
Dumb boys are still good boys

Dumb boys are still good boys

Baked, Friday, and Fucking: duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek otoob otoob otoob We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS . I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T I? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking i n credible Source: yotoob 157,576 notes The Gay Agenda
Baked, Friday, and Fucking: duskenpath
 fanaticalqueergeek
 otoob
 otoob
 otoob
 We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours
 (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice
 - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual
 things)
 - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any
 - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the
 other people on the lane
 - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that
 he'd picked from his garden
 - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his
 electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the
 ladder
 Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into
 an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god
 Long story short I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it
 looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE
 MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING
 ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND
 THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE
 WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND
 LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND
 TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN
 ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN
 HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET
 AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH
 MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE
 ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK.
 BASTARDS . I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY
 AREN'T I?
 The Gay Agenda, everyone
 this is fucking i n credible
 Source: yotoob
 157,576 notes
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