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Netflix and chill nochill late fun funny tag share love movie date tbt tito titogang follow late indtagood

Netflix and chill nochill late fun funny tag share love movie date tbt tito titogang follow late indtagood

Netflix And Chilling: This is how my bunny watches tv that bear is just like "damn she really meant Netflix and chill now I gotta fake like my mom got sick to leave"
Netflix And Chilling: This is how my bunny watches tv
that bear is just like "damn she really meant Netflix and chill now I gotta fake like my mom got sick to leave"

that bear is just like "damn she really meant Netflix and chill now I gotta fake like my mom got sick to leave"

Netflix And Chilling: markell @yung burgers when you're a whole 2hr 25mins into Netflix and Chill and you plotting your next move while she's in the bathroom let me tell you about my friend Bernard. He invited this one girl to Netflix and chill and ended up taking a major L. You know a girl not trying to fuck when she don't come thru wearing leggings or booty shorts. Any other attire she already made up in her mind the pussy is on lock. Only a few can break this barrier but many fail. When Netflix and chilling you have to be strategic. Put on a movie you know you both seen that's a classic. My boy Bernard thought he was too cool and put on some on-demand shit that the bitch never seen. Now you stuck watching a movie cause now she's interested in actually watching the film. You can try to make your move but at this point it's to late. Dick isn't on her mind, and in fact she's sitting on your couch with her legs crossed and locked like a pretzel. She also didn't make it clear y'all was fucking when you invited her over so there no need to catch a case being a horn dog. My boy Bernard shoots me a text like bro what should I do. I tell the nigga to try to scoot over and put his arm around her for starts. Minutes later I get a text saying she told me to move my arm. Yea Bernard under arms smelled like fat coochie and the smell of blue cheese is nauseating. I text him back "be straight up I'm tryna hit was up?". About a hour pass and my homie ain't text back. He was either dead or deep in that pussy like cat food. He hit me back with the single "Bro" text. Now guys know shit is wrong when u get this text. I'm like was good did u get them cheeks. "Nah fam I ate her out". I'm waiting for the rest of the text. I hit back "then what?" Nigga said afterwards she said her cousin baby daddy sister son ex girlfriend step brother aunty got shot and she needed me to drop her off to their house so I did that. Bruh what kinda bs? Stevie wonder could read between the lines and see you got played and another nigga in her guts as we speak. Only a bitch that listens to Rihanna can be so savage. Few minutes later he sends me a screen shot from her twitter saying "Ugly niggas eat pussy the best πŸ˜‹". I didn't know we to rejoice or shed a tear for my nigga. I text Back "Just go home bro, just go home". Don't be like Bernard, get Direct Tv.
Netflix And Chilling: markell
 @yung burgers
 when you're a whole 2hr 25mins into Netflix
 and Chill and you plotting your next move
 while she's in the bathroom
let me tell you about my friend Bernard. He invited this one girl to Netflix and chill and ended up taking a major L. You know a girl not trying to fuck when she don't come thru wearing leggings or booty shorts. Any other attire she already made up in her mind the pussy is on lock. Only a few can break this barrier but many fail. When Netflix and chilling you have to be strategic. Put on a movie you know you both seen that's a classic. My boy Bernard thought he was too cool and put on some on-demand shit that the bitch never seen. Now you stuck watching a movie cause now she's interested in actually watching the film. You can try to make your move but at this point it's to late. Dick isn't on her mind, and in fact she's sitting on your couch with her legs crossed and locked like a pretzel. She also didn't make it clear y'all was fucking when you invited her over so there no need to catch a case being a horn dog. My boy Bernard shoots me a text like bro what should I do. I tell the nigga to try to scoot over and put his arm around her for starts. Minutes later I get a text saying she told me to move my arm. Yea Bernard under arms smelled like fat coochie and the smell of blue cheese is nauseating. I text him back "be straight up I'm tryna hit was up?". About a hour pass and my homie ain't text back. He was either dead or deep in that pussy like cat food. He hit me back with the single "Bro" text. Now guys know shit is wrong when u get this text. I'm like was good did u get them cheeks. "Nah fam I ate her out". I'm waiting for the rest of the text. I hit back "then what?" Nigga said afterwards she said her cousin baby daddy sister son ex girlfriend step brother aunty got shot and she needed me to drop her off to their house so I did that. Bruh what kinda bs? Stevie wonder could read between the lines and see you got played and another nigga in her guts as we speak. Only a bitch that listens to Rihanna can be so savage. Few minutes later he sends me a screen shot from her twitter saying "Ugly niggas eat pussy the best πŸ˜‹". I didn't know we to rejoice or shed a tear for my nigga. I text Back "Just go home bro, just go home". Don't be like Bernard, get Direct Tv.

let me tell you about my friend Bernard. He invited this one girl to Netflix and chill and ended up taking a major L. You know a girl not...

Netflix And Chilling: When you get home from holding in a fart all day This yellow Power Ranger is 100% me when I come home after a long day of work and just wanna netflix and chill in peace. ✌🏼
Netflix And Chilling: When you get home from holding
 in a fart all day
This yellow Power Ranger is 100% me when I come home after a long day of work and just wanna netflix and chill in peace. ✌🏼

This yellow Power Ranger is 100% me when I come home after a long day of work and just wanna netflix and chill in peace. ✌🏼