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Crying, Target, and Tumblr: (making weird screech) 8/28 niuniente: I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS ITā€™S 3AM Iā€™M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP
Crying, Target, and Tumblr: (making weird screech) 8/28 niuniente: I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS ITā€™S 3AM Iā€™M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP

niuniente: I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS ITā€™S 3AM Iā€™M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP

Bitch, Children, and Fall: arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just donā€™t understand how this happened. But hereā€™s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yoĒ˜Ģ»Ģ¬Ķ“ĶŽĢ£ĢŸĢ©Ģ¦Ķ¢ ĶŖĢ‚Ģ€Ģ†Ņ‰Ģ³Ģ˜ĢĢŗĢ€lĶ‡Ģ¬Ģ¹ĢžĢ»Ģ„Ķ•Ģ„Ģ—Ģ’ĢŽĶ©Ģ‹Ķ„Ķ†eĶ™Ģ­Ģ­Ģ Ģ£Ģ ĢŠĢĶ©Ģ‚Ģ“Ģ€į¹ƒĢ›ĢĢ‚Ķ›ĢˆĢoĢ ĢŖĢŖĶ¤Ķ—Ķ˜nĢµĶ‰Ģ£Ķ­Ķ§ĢæĶ§Ķ›Ģ€sĢ·Ģ Ķ‘Ķ¬Ķ«Ķ¦Ģ…Ķ” ĢøĶĶ¤Ķ˜Ņ‰Ģ¦ĢŗMĢ°Ģ¹Ķ™Ķ‡Ķ®Ģ‰Ķ«Ķ…ȦĢ»Ģ”Ģ…Ģ‡Ģ‘Ķ­Ķ›Ķ‹Ķ˜KĢ Ģ»Ģ«Ģ¤Ģ‡Ģ€Ķ„EĶ‚ĶŖĶĢ±Ģ¤ĶšĶ• ĢžĶ”ĢœĢ¬Ģ‘ĶÆĶ‘Ķ¢Ķ…ÅžĶ”Ģ¦Ģ©Ģ³Ģ£Ģ–Ķ®ĶŠĶØAĶˆĢ“Ķ‚ĢˆĢĢ€Ģ€ĢšĶ˜CĢ”Ģ ĢŸĶ‰ĶŖĶ†Ģ”Ķ¤Ķ‚ĶŖRĢ¬Ķ™Ķ•ĶŖĢ€Ķ ÄØĢµĢ–ĶšĢ‘ĢŠĢ“ĢFĶŽĶ•Ģ„IĶ¬Ķ§Ģ€Ģ‚Ģ‘ĶŖĶŸĶĢ“ĢŖĢ¤Ķ…CĢ¢Ģ°ĢĶ“Ģ—Ķ›Ķ¬Ģ”ĢĢ“ĢĢĢšĢšįø˜Ģ¶Ģ Ģ°Ģ³Ģ©Ģ³ĢŠĶ­Ķ®Ģ‡Ģ‡ĢšĢ•SĢ»Ķ–Ģ£Ģ°Ģ’ĢˆĶŸ itā€™s back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the cityā€™s attention an irregularity surrounding this summerā€™s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddhaā€™s hand to me theyā€™re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddhaā€™s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddhaā€™s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twistyĀ ā€˜armsā€™ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddhaā€™s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.Ā  im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.Ā  @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uhā€¦ itā€™s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: Itā€™s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.Ā  YAMAOG also finds out that itā€™s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhuddaā€™s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.Ā  In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If youā€™ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If itā€™s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like itā€™s actually rotting, itā€™s safe to eat!Ā  weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant
Bitch, Children, and Fall: arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just donā€™t understand how this happened. But hereā€™s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yoĒ˜Ģ»Ģ¬Ķ“ĶŽĢ£ĢŸĢ©Ģ¦Ķ¢ ĶŖĢ‚Ģ€Ģ†Ņ‰Ģ³Ģ˜ĢĢŗĢ€lĶ‡Ģ¬Ģ¹ĢžĢ»Ģ„Ķ•Ģ„Ģ—Ģ’ĢŽĶ©Ģ‹Ķ„Ķ†eĶ™Ģ­Ģ­Ģ Ģ£Ģ ĢŠĢĶ©Ģ‚Ģ“Ģ€į¹ƒĢ›ĢĢ‚Ķ›ĢˆĢoĢ ĢŖĢŖĶ¤Ķ—Ķ˜nĢµĶ‰Ģ£Ķ­Ķ§ĢæĶ§Ķ›Ģ€sĢ·Ģ Ķ‘Ķ¬Ķ«Ķ¦Ģ…Ķ” ĢøĶĶ¤Ķ˜Ņ‰Ģ¦ĢŗMĢ°Ģ¹Ķ™Ķ‡Ķ®Ģ‰Ķ«Ķ…ȦĢ»Ģ”Ģ…Ģ‡Ģ‘Ķ­Ķ›Ķ‹Ķ˜KĢ Ģ»Ģ«Ģ¤Ģ‡Ģ€Ķ„EĶ‚ĶŖĶĢ±Ģ¤ĶšĶ• ĢžĶ”ĢœĢ¬Ģ‘ĶÆĶ‘Ķ¢Ķ…ÅžĶ”Ģ¦Ģ©Ģ³Ģ£Ģ–Ķ®ĶŠĶØAĶˆĢ“Ķ‚ĢˆĢĢ€Ģ€ĢšĶ˜CĢ”Ģ ĢŸĶ‰ĶŖĶ†Ģ”Ķ¤Ķ‚ĶŖRĢ¬Ķ™Ķ•ĶŖĢ€Ķ ÄØĢµĢ–ĶšĢ‘ĢŠĢ“ĢFĶŽĶ•Ģ„IĶ¬Ķ§Ģ€Ģ‚Ģ‘ĶŖĶŸĶĢ“ĢŖĢ¤Ķ…CĢ¢Ģ°ĢĶ“Ģ—Ķ›Ķ¬Ģ”ĢĢ“ĢĢĢšĢšįø˜Ģ¶Ģ Ģ°Ģ³Ģ©Ģ³ĢŠĶ­Ķ®Ģ‡Ģ‡ĢšĢ•SĢ»Ķ–Ģ£Ģ°Ģ’ĢˆĶŸ itā€™s back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the cityā€™s attention an irregularity surrounding this summerā€™s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddhaā€™s hand to me theyā€™re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddhaā€™s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddhaā€™s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twistyĀ ā€˜armsā€™ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddhaā€™s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.Ā  im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.Ā  @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uhā€¦ itā€™s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: Itā€™s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.Ā  YAMAOG also finds out that itā€™s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhuddaā€™s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.Ā  In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If youā€™ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If itā€™s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like itā€™s actually rotting, itā€™s safe to eat!Ā  weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant

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Bodies , Bored, and Dad: aRARE daddysbuterfly: pomegranateandivy: canisfamiliaris: gamzees-hole: razzretina: sarahsellaphix: officialgarrusvakarian: we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex: An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out whatā€™s up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Hereā€™s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the securityā€™s routine. It would escape and be back between the guardsā€™ round. My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. Ā Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank. I canā€™t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself! Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors Octopus Escape ā€” 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didnā€™t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them. šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³
Bodies , Bored, and Dad: aRARE daddysbuterfly: pomegranateandivy: canisfamiliaris: gamzees-hole: razzretina: sarahsellaphix: officialgarrusvakarian: we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex: An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out whatā€™s up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Hereā€™s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the securityā€™s routine. It would escape and be back between the guardsā€™ round. My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. Ā Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank. I canā€™t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself! Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors Octopus Escape ā€” 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didnā€™t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them. šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³

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Books, Cookies, and Creepy: r/AskReddit u/Cringer90 22h Those who have weird neighbors, what does your neighbor do that is weird or creepy? Discussion 8.6k 19.6k Share BEST COMMENTS Mewnir 14h So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed guy. Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my mail box, when I open it : I find the crosswords done (I don't do them or give a damn). A day I decided to try catch who's doing my crosswords, day 1 8 am, they where already done. Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3 7am I decide to give up One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a night out, while I was passing by the mailbox; nothing yet delivered, so I place my GoPro inside and went sleeping, the next day; FINALLY GOT IT it was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring at my door time to time, and scratching his head) Next day; I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car discretely. He took some time to open the door, then found it, I swear it was the happiest person like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt asleep lol The next day : i was getting back home from work, he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess something) and brought some cookies. We stayed talking about his WW2 service and how the world changed I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he passed away 1 year ago.. May he Rest In Peace Reply 2.9k AskReddit is being wholesome again!
Books, Cookies, and Creepy: r/AskReddit u/Cringer90 22h Those who have weird neighbors, what does your neighbor do that is weird or creepy? Discussion 8.6k 19.6k Share BEST COMMENTS Mewnir 14h So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed guy. Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my mail box, when I open it : I find the crosswords done (I don't do them or give a damn). A day I decided to try catch who's doing my crosswords, day 1 8 am, they where already done. Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3 7am I decide to give up One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a night out, while I was passing by the mailbox; nothing yet delivered, so I place my GoPro inside and went sleeping, the next day; FINALLY GOT IT it was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring at my door time to time, and scratching his head) Next day; I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car discretely. He took some time to open the door, then found it, I swear it was the happiest person like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt asleep lol The next day : i was getting back home from work, he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess something) and brought some cookies. We stayed talking about his WW2 service and how the world changed I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he passed away 1 year ago.. May he Rest In Peace Reply 2.9k AskReddit is being wholesome again!

AskReddit is being wholesome again!