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America, Black Friday, and Cards Against Humanity: sidelong-citizen preciousorgel Follow Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm print Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO! Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO! Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult Ieadership. We are secking a highly qualificd exccutive to run our company who meets the following requirements: Strong public speaking skills Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition Experience hunting terrorist masterminds Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher Passed comprehensive healthcare reform Natural born citizen of the United States Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize. Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply. What's In It for You? If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary. Benefits include: Health/dental/vision insurance (while available) - Gencrous vacation time -A new computer Pre-tax transit benefit -Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred). About the Company Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an intemational shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms across the United States. Interested? If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com. post id: 5970647019 email to friendbesof grumpyhop cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im See, its easy to find a job! - most adults
America, Black Friday, and Cards Against Humanity: sidelong-citizen preciousorgel
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 Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm
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 Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO!
 Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO!
 Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get
 Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it
 would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult Ieadership.
 We are secking a highly qualificd exccutive to run our company who meets the following requirements:
 Strong public speaking skills
 Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure
 Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending
 Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition
 Experience hunting terrorist masterminds
 Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation
 Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review
 -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher
 Passed comprehensive healthcare reform
 Natural born citizen of the United States
 Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint
 The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.
 Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.
 What's In It for You?
 If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary.
 Benefits include:
 Health/dental/vision insurance (while available)
 - Gencrous vacation time
 -A new computer
 Pre-tax transit benefit
 -Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds
 Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred).
 About the Company
 Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for
 independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an
 intemational shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our
 nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and
 DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms
 across the United States.
 Interested?
 If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com.
 post id: 5970647019
 email to friendbesof
 grumpyhop
 cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo
 position on craigslist im
See, its easy to find a job! - most adults

See, its easy to find a job! - most adults

America, Black Friday, and Cards Against Humanity: Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm print Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO! Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO! Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership Requirements We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements - Strong public speaking skills - Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure - Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending - Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition Experience hunting terrorist maste Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation - Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher - Passed comprehensive healthcare reform - Natural born citizen of the United States - Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply. merrmaids: cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im
America, Black Friday, and Cards Against Humanity: Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm
 print
 Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO!
 Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO!
 Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get
 Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it
 would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership
 Requirements
 We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements
 - Strong public speaking skills
 - Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure
 - Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending
 - Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn
 opposition
 Experience hunting terrorist maste
 Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation
 - Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review
 -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher
 - Passed comprehensive healthcare reform
 - Natural born citizen of the United States
 - Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint
 Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.
merrmaids:
cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im

merrmaids: cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im

America, Black Friday, and Cards Against Humanity: Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm print Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO! Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO! Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership Requirements We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements - Strong public speaking skills - Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure - Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending - Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition Experience hunting terrorist masterminds Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation - Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher - Passed comprehensive healthcare reform - Natural born citizen of the United States - Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize. Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply. What's In It for You? If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary. Benefits include: - Health/dental/vision insurance (while available) - Generous vacation time - A new computer - Pre-tax transit benefit - Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred) About the Company Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an international shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms across the United States Interested? If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com post id: 5970647019 email to friendbest of 2 merrmaids: cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im
America, Black Friday, and Cards Against Humanity: Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm
 print
 Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO!
 Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO!
 Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get
 Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it
 would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership
 Requirements
 We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements
 - Strong public speaking skills
 - Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure
 - Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending
 - Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn
 opposition
 Experience hunting terrorist masterminds
 Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation
 - Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review
 -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher
 - Passed comprehensive healthcare reform
 - Natural born citizen of the United States
 - Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint
 The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.
 Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.

 What's In It for You?
 If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary.
 Benefits include:
 - Health/dental/vision insurance (while available)
 - Generous vacation time
 - A new computer
 - Pre-tax transit benefit
 - Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds
 Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred)
 About the Company
 Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for
 independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an
 international shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our
 nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and
 DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms
 across the United States
 Interested?
 If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com
 post id: 5970647019
 email to friendbest of
 2
merrmaids:
cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im

merrmaids: cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im

Come Over, Do It Again, and Fae: nobby-posts ficklecandy sinfullucifer so you Know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or you'll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count actualtrashbag holy f uck jane sinfullucifer its a serious question infoil-on-the-windows well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy sinfullucifer new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing infoil-on-the-windows no. temporary doesn't count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants you gotta digest it. so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesn't count? sinfullucifer huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter it you throw it up later? generallyhuxurious Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it you'd just be condemned to the occasional day "BRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy." sinfullucifer "you wanna come over for the weekend?" "oh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it again- its a long story "you what now" the-negotiator i can hardly believe this isn't already the plot of an Oglaf comic sinfullucifer now that u said it im really surprised as well rainnecassidy what the fuck did i iust read Rules of Consumption and the Fae Realmomg-humor.tumblr.com
Come Over, Do It Again, and Fae: nobby-posts
 ficklecandy
 sinfullucifer
 so you Know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or
 you'll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count
 actualtrashbag
 holy f uck jane
 sinfullucifer
 its a serious question
 infoil-on-the-windows
 well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything
 belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the
 same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy
 sinfullucifer
 new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing
 infoil-on-the-windows
 no. temporary doesn't count, otherwise fairies would all be running about
 sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants
 you gotta digest it.
 so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesn't count?
 sinfullucifer
 huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes
 through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter it you throw it up
 later?
 generallyhuxurious
 Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if
 you spat out most of it you'd just be condemned to the occasional day "BRB
 got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy."
 sinfullucifer
 "you wanna come over for the weekend?"
 "oh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep
 coming back to do it again- its a long story
 "you what now"
 the-negotiator
 i can hardly believe this isn't already the plot of an Oglaf comic
 sinfullucifer
 now that u said it im really surprised as well
 rainnecassidy
 what the fuck did i iust read
Rules of Consumption and the Fae Realmomg-humor.tumblr.com

Rules of Consumption and the Fae Realmomg-humor.tumblr.com