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Apparently, Clothes, and Creepy: hamtastrophe it's sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there's no non-fucked up part of rasputin's existence rollinbylimpbizkit did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia's greatest love machine the-itchy-bitchy-spider basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he's a prophet or a saint because he's got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia's queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son's haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, 'cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick Ilike the rest of his cult which she now (allegedly) belongs to. then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all ef russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and it's helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magieally unaffeeted by peisen they get the dose wrong and he doesn't die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned and he doesn't die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn't looking, and he doesn't die, but they think he's dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he's gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn't die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn't go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this... he died.... of hypothermia. RASPUTIN 1/2 - History Memes - #historymeme #history - RASPUTIN 1/2 The post RASPUTIN 1/2 appeared first on Gag Dad.
Apparently, Clothes, and Creepy: hamtastrophe
 it's sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there's no non-fucked up
 part of rasputin's existence
 rollinbylimpbizkit
 did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia's greatest love
 machine
 the-itchy-bitchy-spider
 basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or
 washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look
 on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he's a prophet or a saint
 because he's got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans
 are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy
 wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with
 god-given dick magic. russia's queen has him come stay at the palace and sets
 him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son's haemophilia with the
 power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably,
 'cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick Ilike the rest of his cult
 which she now (allegedly) belongs to.
 then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him,
 because all ef russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the
 royal family and it's helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so
 these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide,
 but he is magieally unaffeeted by peisen they get the dose wrong and he
 doesn't die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned
 and he doesn't die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the
 chest with a revolver when he isn't looking, and he doesn't die, but they think
 he's dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his
 apartment to make it look like he's gone home to hide the crime, and when they
 come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a
 knife, and he doesn't die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they
 shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body
 up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn't go into the water, so his body
 is found on the ice the next day. and get this... he died.... of hypothermia.
RASPUTIN 1/2 - History Memes - #historymeme #history - RASPUTIN 1/2 The post RASPUTIN 1/2 appeared first on Gag Dad.

RASPUTIN 1/2 - History Memes - #historymeme #history - RASPUTIN 1/2 The post RASPUTIN 1/2 appeared first on Gag Dad.

Monk: Monk
Monk: Monk

Monk

Back, Tibet, and Monk: Tibetan Buddhist Monk that I capture Back in 2007 in Lhasa, Tibet
Back, Tibet, and Monk: Tibetan Buddhist Monk that I capture Back in 2007 in Lhasa, Tibet

Tibetan Buddhist Monk that I capture Back in 2007 in Lhasa, Tibet

At-At, Beer, and Celtic: aet CUTHBERT becomes a MONK Born about 634 in NORTHUMBRIA (whidh at at fime strtched from the HIMBERto tie FORTH) CUTHBERT entered the monastery at MELROSE in 651: As he approached tle monastery BOISEL the Prior happened to be standing at hte gates with ayoung monk named STGFRITH. At the sight of CUTHBERT he lad a spiritial vision and turning to his companion explained Behold the servvant of the LORD CUTHBERT AT RIPON Whilst at EATA's new monastery at Ripon CUIHBERT went to the guest chamber carly one winter's morning to find a youth starved with cold and hunger CUTHBERT washed the visitors umbed hands and feet then asked hin to refresh himself CUIBERT PRIOR OF MEIROSE Afrer the SYNOD of WHITBY n 664 the monks moved from Ripon to Melrose - where CELTIC customs predoninated Whilst Trior of Melrose ClUTHBERT visited EBBA's double monastery at COLDINGHAM. Every night during his stay he would uutch and pray on the scasltore whilst the rest ot fhe brethren were sleeping. Observed by a curtous nmonk , he 1tade the latter promise never tell ayone about what you have seen befare my death CUTHBERT the HERMIT. 675-6 85 When CUTHBERI as about türy he was transfened by EATA to te monastery at LINDISFARNE asriar Eventually he withdrew to ie INNER FARNE island and on this rock he built a duelling and a guest house. He sought to be self suficient and grew burley bul when it fist ripened a flock of birds appeared and begau cating it CUTHBERI addressed tien why do you CUTHBERT the SAINT CUTSERI BISHOP of LINDISEARNE 685. As a Bistop CITHBERI did not ngglect his flock and paid pastoral visits cven as far as CARLISLEia Cuddys Crag2 Whilst on a visit to Abbess VERCAS monastery at SOUTH SHIELDHcthe monastery ot e Virgins) he drank vater in preference to the beer or wine fhat was offered fim. A servant recerviag CurTHBERTS Cup notget enpty asked May 1 drink from the cup trom whuch the BISHOP 658 AD After his death int 687 CUBBERTS coffint as carried by the monks front LINDISFARNE m 793 beeause of agpraching VIKING Iders,and to comply with lis dying request. Thysettled a CHESTERLE-STREET in $63 And moved to RIPON& PURHAM in 995 I 104 when the building of DURHAM CATHEDRAL 1was sufficiontly advanced, it was CUTH BERTS body to his famous shr'me benund the H14H ALTAR It was first deided Hut the Prior And nine of he Brethza shou open the coffin Aud examine the body. They found tie VENERATED boly Iymg perfect condition. The visitor later vauished without cating and in tie torchousecuTHBERT discorered tluree loaves of possible to translate 5T exceptional wliteness aud said fo fimself I see hat it was an Angel of GOD whon T received And that he cUne to teedL and not to be fed. drank attack these crops which you huwe not" sown? or perhups your need is greater than mine? I you huve recrived GOD's permission do wlut HE has allowed you Otherwiye depart And do not injure 11he pessessions of anoltier " The birds rose alnd flew away, and sever again attacked his barley Jes, why not? (asually MiSwered CuTHBERT On drinking lie servant fournd that the water acd aquired the flavour of wine as it asleep No Flamboroughe o00Farne Islands oCh ra Head North Sea CUTHBERT PROGRESS Seahouses (Sartorough Berwick Lindfanc Hoy Is Lund toldingham Whithy Eaubugh Punstonburgk hstle) Coquet island astle aatle) Tynemouth Warkworth tae) Sunderland Soulh Shields Harflegoo EMas AInwick aste Morpeth ((ase Newastlk condstream Hull Fastic Finchale Midalesbrough Durhans Yock Hexham TAy Ceman Wal athetval C Chester-le-street Te churghk int (Northumbria) Ltd. Corbridge-on-Tyne Dalton 1965 Parlingfon Ripon Edinburglt Melrose Richmond 3 arle Cuddys scomb Hige Oh well, time to start a race
At-At, Beer, and Celtic: aet
 CUTHBERT becomes a MONK
 Born about 634 in NORTHUMBRIA (whidh
 at at fime strtched from the HIMBERto tie FORTH)
 CUTHBERT entered the monastery at MELROSE
 in 651: As he approached tle monastery BOISEL the
 Prior happened to be standing at hte gates with ayoung
 monk named STGFRITH. At the sight of CUTHBERT
 he lad a spiritial vision and turning to his
 companion explained
 Behold the servvant of the LORD
 CUTHBERT AT RIPON
 Whilst at EATA's new monastery at Ripon
 CUIHBERT went to the guest chamber carly one
 winter's morning to find a youth starved with cold
 and hunger CUTHBERT washed the visitors umbed
 hands and feet then asked hin to refresh himself
 CUIBERT PRIOR OF MEIROSE
 Afrer the SYNOD of WHITBY n 664
 the monks moved from Ripon to Melrose -
 where CELTIC customs predoninated Whilst
 Trior of Melrose ClUTHBERT visited EBBA's
 double monastery at COLDINGHAM.
 Every night during his stay he would uutch and
 pray on the scasltore whilst the rest ot fhe brethren
 were sleeping. Observed by a curtous nmonk , he
 1tade the latter promise never tell ayone about
 what you have seen befare my death
 CUTHBERT the HERMIT. 675-6 85
 When CUTHBERI as about türy he was transfened by
 EATA to te monastery at LINDISFARNE asriar
 Eventually he withdrew to ie INNER FARNE island
 and on this rock he built a duelling and a guest house.
 He sought to be self suficient and grew burley bul when
 it fist ripened a flock of birds appeared and begau cating
 it CUTHBERI addressed tien why do you
 CUTHBERT the SAINT
 CUTSERI BISHOP of LINDISEARNE 685.
 As a Bistop CITHBERI did not ngglect his flock and
 paid pastoral visits cven as far as CARLISLEia Cuddys
 Crag2 Whilst on a visit to Abbess VERCAS monastery
 at SOUTH SHIELDHcthe monastery ot e Virgins) he drank
 vater in preference to the beer or wine fhat was offered
 fim. A servant recerviag CurTHBERTS Cup notget enpty
 asked May 1 drink from the cup trom whuch the BISHOP
 658 AD
 After his death int 687 CUBBERTS coffint as
 carried by the monks front LINDISFARNE m 793
 beeause of agpraching VIKING Iders,and to comply
 with lis dying request. Thysettled a CHESTERLE-STREET
 in $63 And moved to RIPON& PURHAM in 995 I
 104 when the building of DURHAM CATHEDRAL
 1was sufficiontly advanced, it was
 CUTH BERTS body to his famous shr'me benund the H14H ALTAR
 It was first deided Hut the Prior And nine of he Brethza shou
 open the coffin Aud examine the body. They found tie
 VENERATED boly Iymg perfect condition.
 The visitor later vauished without cating and in tie
 torchousecuTHBERT discorered tluree loaves of
 possible to translate
 5T
 exceptional wliteness aud said fo fimself
 I see hat it was an Angel of GOD whon T received
 And that he cUne to teedL and not to be fed.
 drank
 attack these crops which you huwe not" sown? or perhups
 your need is greater than mine? I you huve recrived GOD's
 permission do wlut HE has allowed you Otherwiye depart
 And do not injure 11he pessessions of anoltier " The birds rose alnd
 flew away, and sever again attacked his barley
 Jes, why not?
 (asually MiSwered CuTHBERT
 On drinking lie servant fournd that the water
 acd aquired the flavour of wine
 as it asleep
 No
 Flamboroughe
 o00Farne Islands
 oCh
 ra
 Head
 North Sea
 CUTHBERT
 PROGRESS
 Seahouses
 (Sartorough
 Berwick
 Lindfanc
 Hoy
 Is Lund
 toldingham
 Whithy
 Eaubugh
 Punstonburgk
 hstle)
 Coquet island
 astle
 aatle)
 Tynemouth
 Warkworth
 tae)
 Sunderland
 Soulh
 Shields
 Harflegoo
 EMas
 AInwick
 aste
 Morpeth
 ((ase
 Newastlk
 condstream
 Hull
 Fastic
 Finchale
 Midalesbrough
 Durhans
 Yock
 Hexham
 TAy
 Ceman
 Wal
 athetval C
 Chester-le-street
 Te churghk
 int (Northumbria) Ltd. Corbridge-on-Tyne
 Dalton 1965
 Parlingfon
 Ripon
 Edinburglt
 Melrose
 Richmond
 3 arle
 Cuddys
 scomb
 Hige
Oh well, time to start a race

Oh well, time to start a race