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Advice, America, and Bless Up: The moment you tell her to 'go get it! Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalape帽os with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don鈥檛 necessarily go together? 鈥淪mash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?鈥 I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 馃崷馃槏. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 馃ぐ馃徎. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. 鈥渨ow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don鈥檛 have anything that spicy here.鈥 BISH YES U DO, LOOK 馃憦 FOR 馃憦 THE 馃憦 MEXICANS 馃憦馃槀. I been telling y鈥檃ll they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? 鈥淗OT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.鈥 well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? 馃槀 just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I鈥檒l try anything once ... my palette very experimental 馃コ. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like 鈥渄amn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?鈥 And you can say I took smash鈥檚 advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I鈥檓 pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up 馃槏馃槀
Advice, America, and Bless Up: The moment you tell her to 'go get it!
Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalape帽os with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don鈥檛 necessarily go together? 鈥淪mash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?鈥 I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 馃崷馃槏. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 馃ぐ馃徎. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. 鈥渨ow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don鈥檛 have anything that spicy here.鈥 BISH YES U DO, LOOK 馃憦 FOR 馃憦 THE 馃憦 MEXICANS 馃憦馃槀. I been telling y鈥檃ll they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? 鈥淗OT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.鈥 well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? 馃槀 just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I鈥檒l try anything once ... my palette very experimental 馃コ. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like 鈥渄amn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?鈥 And you can say I took smash鈥檚 advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I鈥檓 pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up 馃槏馃槀

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me


hair: detachable
torso: crushed
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the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour

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Journey, Memes, and Best: William and Ellen Craft escaped enslavement in 1848. Ellen's light complexion allowed her to dress as a white man. She then claimed William was her slave. They traveled first class all the way. theblaquelioness Most runaway slaves fled to freedom in the dead of night, often pursued by barking bloodhounds. A few fugitives, such as Henry 鈥淏ox鈥 Brown who mailed himself north in a wooden crate, devised clever ruses or stowed away on ships and wagons. One of the most ingenious escapes was that of a married couple from Georgia, Ellen and William Craft, who traveled in first-class trains, dined with a steamboat captain and stayed in the best hotels during their escape to Philadelphia and freedom in 1848. Ellen, a quadroon with very fair skin, disguised herself as a young white cotton planter traveling with his slave (William). It was William who came up with the scheme to hide in plain sight, but ultimately it was Ellen who convincingly masked her race, her gender and her social status during their four-day trip. Despite the luxury accommodations, the journey was fraught with narrow escapes and heart-in-the-mouth moments that could have led to their discovery and capture. Courage, quick thinking, luck and 鈥渙ur Heavenly Father,鈥 sustained them, the Crafts said in Running a Thousand Miles for Freedom, the book they wrote in 1860 chronicling the escape. - smithsonianmag.com theblaquelioness
Journey, Memes, and Best: William and Ellen Craft escaped enslavement in
 1848. Ellen's light complexion allowed her to dress
 as a white man. She then claimed William was her
 slave. They traveled first class all the way.
 theblaquelioness
Most runaway slaves fled to freedom in the dead of night, often pursued by barking bloodhounds. A few fugitives, such as Henry 鈥淏ox鈥 Brown who mailed himself north in a wooden crate, devised clever ruses or stowed away on ships and wagons. One of the most ingenious escapes was that of a married couple from Georgia, Ellen and William Craft, who traveled in first-class trains, dined with a steamboat captain and stayed in the best hotels during their escape to Philadelphia and freedom in 1848. Ellen, a quadroon with very fair skin, disguised herself as a young white cotton planter traveling with his slave (William). It was William who came up with the scheme to hide in plain sight, but ultimately it was Ellen who convincingly masked her race, her gender and her social status during their four-day trip. Despite the luxury accommodations, the journey was fraught with narrow escapes and heart-in-the-mouth moments that could have led to their discovery and capture. Courage, quick thinking, luck and 鈥渙ur Heavenly Father,鈥 sustained them, the Crafts said in Running a Thousand Miles for Freedom, the book they wrote in 1860 chronicling the escape. - smithsonianmag.com theblaquelioness

Most runaway slaves fled to freedom in the dead of night, often pursued by barking bloodhounds. A few fugitives, such as Henry 鈥淏ox鈥 Brown w...