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Memes, Mercedes, and Tom Brady: SUPER "How did I end up with this? I'm sleeping with this thing tonight!" Tom Brady exits Mercedes-Benz Stadium with Lombardi No. 6.
Memes, Mercedes, and Tom Brady: SUPER
"How did I end up with this? I'm sleeping with this thing tonight!" Tom Brady exits Mercedes-Benz Stadium with Lombardi No. 6.

"How did I end up with this? I'm sleeping with this thing tonight!" Tom Brady exits Mercedes-Benz Stadium with Lombardi No. 6.

Mercedes, United, and Atlanta: El estadio Mercedes-Benz de Atlanta United. Otro nivel cabroworld
Mercedes, United, and Atlanta: El estadio Mercedes-Benz de Atlanta United. Otro nivel cabroworld

El estadio Mercedes-Benz de Atlanta United. Otro nivel cabroworld

Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Bill Gates: Michael Jordan is retired with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it He'll make $3,710 while watching 1 episode ofFRIEN p s He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and bout $15,600 during the Boston Marathon Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (40lk), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, hell pul in about $5600 He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined THE WHITE HOUSE CASHENCTON If he wanted to save up for a new Mercedes Maybach 57 s (S356,000) Cit would take him a whole 2 days Amazing isn't it? However... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. Game over. Nerds win srsfunny:The Victory Of The Nerd
Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Bill Gates: Michael Jordan is retired with $40 million
 in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not
 If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every
 night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head
 If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him
 $7.00, but he'll make $18,550
 while he's there
 If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make
 $618 while boiling it
 He'll make $3,710 while watching 1 episode ofFRIEN p s
 He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice
 round of golf, but will be reimbursed
 $33,390 for that round
 If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he
 made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year
 He'll make about $19.60 while watching
 the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and
 bout $15,600 during the Boston Marathon
 Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his
 income into a tax deferred account (40lk), his
 contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30
 a.m. on January 1st
 While the common person is spending
 about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago
 restaurant, hell pul in about $5600
 He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage
 This year, he'll make more than
 twice as much as all U.S. past
 presidents for all of their terms
 combined
 THE WHITE HOUSE
 CASHENCTON
 If he wanted to save up for a new
 Mercedes Maybach 57 s (S356,000)
 Cit would take him a whole 2 days
 Amazing isn't it? However...
 If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the
 next 450 years, he'll still have less than
 Bill Gates has today.
 Game over. Nerds win
srsfunny:The Victory Of The Nerd

srsfunny:The Victory Of The Nerd

Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the foot brake You use the engine brake You eat a Kit Kat to brake You use reverse gear to brake You crash into a car in front to brake You move to murica, shoot a machine gun and use the recoil to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake You live in Soviet Russia where crowds of people crush into you to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist but misspell ISIS by forgetting the second "I" and thereby become an International Space Station which is orbiting earth thus braking is unnecessary You mumble while requesting a glass of juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million people. One thing leads to another and you are responsible for world war 2 Decades after your death time travel is invented and a professional assassin travels back in time in order to kill you and prevent everything you have done. On a beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin locates you driving your mercedes througlh town and decides to take the shot. He misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A few decades later the grandson of this innocent man invents time travel in order to travel back in time and rescue his grandfather by killing the assassin who shot his grandfather while trying to kill you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel calculations and gets teleported right in front your mercedes. You crash into him and thereby brake. Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv
Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the
 foot brake
 You use the
 engine brake
 You eat a
 Kit Kat to
 brake
 You use
 reverse gear
 to brake
 You crash
 into a car in
 front to brake
 You move to
 murica, shoot a
 machine gun and
 use the recoil to
 brake
 You crash into
 a crowd of
 people to
 brake
 You live in Soviet
 Russia where
 crowds of people
 crush into you to
 brake
 You crash into a
 crowd of people to
 brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist
 You crash into a crowd of
 people to brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist but misspell
 ISIS by forgetting the second
 "I" and thereby become an
 International Space Station
 which is orbiting earth thus
 braking is unnecessary
 You mumble while requesting a glass of
 juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million
 people. One thing leads to another and
 you are responsible for world war 2
 Decades after your death time travel is
 invented and a professional assassin
 travels back in time in order to kill you and
 prevent everything you have done. On a
 beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin
 locates you driving your mercedes througlh
 town and decides to take the shot. He
 misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A
 few decades later the grandson of this
 innocent man invents time travel in order
 to travel back in time and rescue his
 grandfather by killing the assassin who
 shot his grandfather while trying to kill
 you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel
 calculations and gets teleported right in
 front your mercedes. You crash into him
 and thereby brake.
Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv

Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv