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Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the foot brake You use the engine brake You eat a Kit Kat to brake You use reverse gear to brake You crash into a car in front to brake You move to murica, shoot a machine gun and use the recoil to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake You live in Soviet Russia where crowds of people crush into you to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist but misspell ISIS by forgetting the second "I" and thereby become an International Space Station which is orbiting earth thus braking is unnecessary You mumble while requesting a glass of juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million people. One thing leads to another and you are responsible for world war 2 Decades after your death time travel is invented and a professional assassin travels back in time in order to kill you and prevent everything you have done. On a beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin locates you driving your mercedes througlh town and decides to take the shot. He misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A few decades later the grandson of this innocent man invents time travel in order to travel back in time and rescue his grandfather by killing the assassin who shot his grandfather while trying to kill you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel calculations and gets teleported right in front your mercedes. You crash into him and thereby brake. Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv
Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the
 foot brake
 You use the
 engine brake
 You eat a
 Kit Kat to
 brake
 You use
 reverse gear
 to brake
 You crash
 into a car in
 front to brake
 You move to
 murica, shoot a
 machine gun and
 use the recoil to
 brake
 You crash into
 a crowd of
 people to
 brake
 You live in Soviet
 Russia where
 crowds of people
 crush into you to
 brake
 You crash into a
 crowd of people to
 brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist
 You crash into a crowd of
 people to brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist but misspell
 ISIS by forgetting the second
 "I" and thereby become an
 International Space Station
 which is orbiting earth thus
 braking is unnecessary
 You mumble while requesting a glass of
 juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million
 people. One thing leads to another and
 you are responsible for world war 2
 Decades after your death time travel is
 invented and a professional assassin
 travels back in time in order to kill you and
 prevent everything you have done. On a
 beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin
 locates you driving your mercedes througlh
 town and decides to take the shot. He
 misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A
 few decades later the grandson of this
 innocent man invents time travel in order
 to travel back in time and rescue his
 grandfather by killing the assassin who
 shot his grandfather while trying to kill
 you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel
 calculations and gets teleported right in
 front your mercedes. You crash into him
 and thereby brake.
Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv

Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv

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Alive, Amazon, and Apple: did you know?
 You can buy wrapping paper that's
 covered in the lyrics of classic rap and
 hip hop songs. 'Gift Rap' comes in a
 variety of stvles, including Baby Got
 Back, Whoomp! (There it is!), O. P. P.,
 and Push It
 rl keep my women like Flo Jo/A word to the thick soul sisters, I want to
 lay cause l'm long, and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on/S
 to do with my selection/Thirty six-twenty four- thirty six/ Ha ha, oe
 but please don't lose that butt/Some brothers want to play that has
 Eck in, to the beanpole dames in the magazines / You ain't it miss thing /
 and you want a triple X throw down/ Dial 1-900-MIKALOT and kici
 guys?/They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute,
 bitty waist and a round thang in your face, you get sprung/Wanna pu
 es (me so horny)/0000 rump of smooth skin/You say you wanna
 the average black man and ask him that she's gotta pack much bac
 h the Oakland booty)/llike 'em round and big and when I'm throwir
 so fine that you'll see Double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble- beggin' for a pi
 l gotta be straight when I say l want to/Til the break of dawn- baby g
 vanna roll in my Mercedes? (yeah)/ Then turn around, stick it out, even w
 Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda/ But Fonda ain't got a motor in
 o they toss it and leave it andI pull up quick to retrieve it/So Cosmo says
 and rice didn't miss her/Some knuckleheads try to dis 'cause his gir
 Baby got back /Little in the middle but she got much back I/ Oh m
 Ican't believe it's just so round /It's like out there/Imean gross/Look
 [was stuffed deep in the peans she's wearin. / I'm hooked and I can't stop
 cause you ain't that average groupie/I saw her dancin', to hell with rom
 ur girlfriend got the butt? (hel yeah)/Tell 'em to shake it (shake it), shal
 like an animal, now here's my scandal/I want to got you home and uh, d
 PHOTO: AMAZON
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