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Advice, Dumbledore, and Fucking: 0 HAGRID, WHAT ARE You DOING HERE WHERES- -AND LILY? -JAMES- AA A HARRY? I CAN TAKE HIM l'M HIS ,// DUMBLEDORE SAYS GODRATHER! SISTER. MAN SERIDUSLY? CANT HE NEEDS ME I CANT LOSE HiM, 1、M SO soei... HAGRID. GIVE ME HARY PLEASE DONT MAKE ME SINuS, No! STUPEFY SHIT. HEY KID LET'S GO io FRST ATOL <p><a href="http://marauders4evr.tumblr.com/post/163534923537/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves" class="tumblr_blog">marauders4evr</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-touchy-feeley.tumblr.com/post/147399214242">the-touchy-feeley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gingersnapwolves.tumblr.com/post/124112595459">gingersnapwolves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/123894659356">copperbadge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://resplendeo.tumblr.com/post/123891095130">resplendeo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://team-free-will-on-skaro.tumblr.com/post/123888189457">team-free-will-on-skaro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spooky-ophelia.tumblr.com/post/112852180386">spooky-ophelia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kiyala.tumblr.com/post/111745921396">kiyala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isozyme.tumblr.com/post/111212878034">isozyme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Remus Lupin: Sirius you did <i>what.</i></p> <p>Inspired by <a href="http://lotstradamus.tumblr.com/post/79498872097">this</a> post and others by <a href="http://tmblr.co/mOrz5u85azFNf4xRm80I1LQ">lotstradamus</a></p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://tumblr.com/tagged/i-want-the-50k-story-of-facepalming-remus-and-panicked-sirius-with-kidnapped-baby-harry-on-the-run-from-dumbledore">#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore</a> (via <a href="http://tmblr.co/mBh5nOhb1Ay8IazU1XqKwjQ">meh-guh</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://tmblr.co/mCf4edV-Q9XEFLaFtnMYjGg">theboredomisdeadly</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?</p> </blockquote> <p>clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away</p> <p>possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice</p> </blockquote> <p>*Hagrid sits up*</p> <p>“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!” <br/></p> <p>*lies down*</p> <p>*Sirius climbs on motorbike*</p> <p>*Hagrid sits up again*</p> <p>“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”<br/></p> <p>*Motorbike zooms off*</p> <p>*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*</p> <p>“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!” <br/></p> <p>*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*</p> </blockquote> <p>then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that</p> </blockquote> <p>This is fucking fantastic</p> </blockquote> <p>Still one of the best posts/additions. </p> </blockquote>
Advice, Dumbledore, and Fucking: 0
 HAGRID, WHAT ARE You
 DOING HERE WHERES-
 -AND
 LILY?
 -JAMES-

 AA
 A HARRY?
 I CAN TAKE HIM
 l'M HIS ,// DUMBLEDORE SAYS
 GODRATHER!
 SISTER.
 MAN
 SERIDUSLY?

 CANT
 HE NEEDS ME
 I CANT LOSE HiM,
 1、M SO
 soei...
 HAGRID.
 GIVE ME HARY
 PLEASE DONT
 MAKE ME
 SINuS, No!
 STUPEFY

 SHIT.
 HEY KID
 LET'S GO
 io
 FRST ATOL
<p><a href="http://marauders4evr.tumblr.com/post/163534923537/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves" class="tumblr_blog">marauders4evr</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-touchy-feeley.tumblr.com/post/147399214242">the-touchy-feeley</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gingersnapwolves.tumblr.com/post/124112595459">gingersnapwolves</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/123894659356">copperbadge</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://resplendeo.tumblr.com/post/123891095130">resplendeo</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://team-free-will-on-skaro.tumblr.com/post/123888189457">team-free-will-on-skaro</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spooky-ophelia.tumblr.com/post/112852180386">spooky-ophelia</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kiyala.tumblr.com/post/111745921396">kiyala</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isozyme.tumblr.com/post/111212878034">isozyme</a>:</p>
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<p>Remus Lupin: Sirius you did <i>what.</i></p>
<p>Inspired by <a href="http://lotstradamus.tumblr.com/post/79498872097">this</a> post and others by <a href="http://tmblr.co/mOrz5u85azFNf4xRm80I1LQ">lotstradamus</a></p>
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<p><a href="https://tumblr.com/tagged/i-want-the-50k-story-of-facepalming-remus-and-panicked-sirius-with-kidnapped-baby-harry-on-the-run-from-dumbledore">#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore</a> (via <a href="http://tmblr.co/mBh5nOhb1Ay8IazU1XqKwjQ">meh-guh</a>)</p>
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<p><a href="http://tmblr.co/mCf4edV-Q9XEFLaFtnMYjGg">theboredomisdeadly</a><br/></p>
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<p>Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?</p>
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<p>clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away</p>
<p>possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice</p>
</blockquote>
<p>*Hagrid sits up*</p>
<p>“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!” <br/></p>
<p>*lies down*</p>
<p>*Sirius climbs on motorbike*</p>
<p>*Hagrid sits up again*</p>
<p>“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”<br/></p>
<p>*Motorbike zooms off*</p>
<p>*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*</p>
<p>“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!” <br/></p>
<p>*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*</p>
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<p>then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is fucking fantastic</p>
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<p>Still one of the best posts/additions. </p>
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<p><a href="http://marauders4evr.tumblr.com/post/163534923537/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves" class="tumblr_blog">marauders4evr</a>:</p>...

Comfortable, Dumb, and Horny: reddit 2 r/AskReddit People who made an impulse decision when they found out Hawail was going to be nuked, what did you do and do you regret it? Fearlessleader85 10h I made an impulse decision to stay in bed with my wife. Nowhere to go for safety, no time to get there anyway. Might as well be comfortable in my bed with someone i love. 19562 JesseVentura911 9h Did you have"we're about to die so let's make love" sex 695 Fearlessleader85 8h No, just talked and cuddled. Thinking we're about to die didn't make either of us horny, contrary to what cinema said should happen. 1 1256 cOOyt825 9h If this is not too personal, did you believe it and accepted you were going to die? Or were you like "Meh, it'll be alright? Fearlessleader85 8h I didn't believe it at first, because there are several things that are supposed to happen, first the push notification, then the emergency broadcast system, and then the klaxons sound. Only one thing happened. But, when the klaxons went off after about 15 minutes, I thought I might be wrong. Then I thought about what I would do different if I fully did believe it, and decidedI wouldn't do anything different. I was where I wanted to be, with who I wanted to be with. We didn't call anyone. We just were with each other. <p><a href="http://yg-ou.tumblr.com/post/169729908676/yg-ou-from-this-thread-the-majority-of-the" class="tumblr_blog">yg-ou</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://yg-ou.tumblr.com/post/169729897966/from-this-thread-the-majority-of-the-threaded" class="tumblr_blog">yg-ou</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7qf7ov/people_who_made_an_impulse_decision_when_they/dsouny7/">this</a> thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="238" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/800ff86de36853da7e04b9a9c324752a/tumblr_inline_p2lggc65Uf1r9icep_540.png" data-orig-height="238" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>
Comfortable, Dumb, and Horny: reddit
 2 r/AskReddit
 People who made an impulse decision when
 they found out Hawail was going to be nuked,
 what did you do and do you regret it?

 Fearlessleader85 10h
 I made an impulse decision to stay in bed with my wife.
 Nowhere to go for safety, no time to get there anyway. Might as
 well be comfortable in my bed with someone i love.
 19562

 JesseVentura911 9h
 Did you have"we're about to die so let's make love" sex
 695
 Fearlessleader85 8h
 No, just talked and cuddled. Thinking we're about to die
 didn't make either of us horny, contrary to what cinema
 said should happen.
 1 1256

 cOOyt825 9h
 If this is not too personal, did you believe it and accepted you
 were going to die? Or were you like "Meh, it'll be alright?
 Fearlessleader85 8h
 I didn't believe it at first, because there are several things
 that are supposed to happen, first the push notification,
 then the emergency broadcast system, and then the
 klaxons sound. Only one thing happened.
 But, when the klaxons went off after about 15 minutes, I
 thought I might be wrong. Then I thought about what I
 would do different if I fully did believe it, and decidedI
 wouldn't do anything different. I was where I wanted to
 be, with who I wanted to be with. We didn't call anyone.
 We just were with each other.
<p><a href="http://yg-ou.tumblr.com/post/169729908676/yg-ou-from-this-thread-the-majority-of-the" class="tumblr_blog">yg-ou</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://yg-ou.tumblr.com/post/169729897966/from-this-thread-the-majority-of-the-threaded" class="tumblr_blog">yg-ou</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7qf7ov/people_who_made_an_impulse_decision_when_they/dsouny7/">this</a> thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving</p></blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://yg-ou.tumblr.com/post/169729908676/yg-ou-from-this-thread-the-majority-of-the" class="tumblr_blog">yg-ou</a>:</p><blockqu...