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Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes! This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!! and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: This Man Should Write A Novel
Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story
 So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole
 time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I
 go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if
 any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are
 these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they
 are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get
 completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all
 over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no
 worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to
 concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my
 struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the
 huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out
 of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look
 closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me
 with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to
 my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes!
 This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!!
 and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to
 struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It
 reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for
 gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows
 down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure
 death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my
 chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time
 knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to
 squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't
 give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle
 cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled
 pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I
 emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my
 improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate
 Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
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This Man Should Write A Novel

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Definitely, Soon..., and Spider: Venom: First Host Paperback - December 31, 2018 by Mike Costa (Author), Mark Bagley (Ilustrator) Look inside See all 3 formats and editions FIRST HOST Kindle & comixol $9.44 Hardcover Paperback logy $15.99 1 New from $15.99 Read on any device Kindle& comiXology Before the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN...before VENOM... There was the FIRST HOST The recent reunion of Eddie Brock and the Venom symbiote has been a shaky one. As their relationship has been fraught with secrets and lies, they have come to struggle as much with each other as with their own violent impulses. Things don't get any easier when the symbiote's long lost first host returns in need of Venom's help--only by reuniting can the two avert cosmic ruin! Can Eddie and the symbiote trust one another long enough to save the galaxy, or will THE FIRST HOST prove to be Venom's undoing?! Reuniting VENOM superstars Mike Costa and Mark Bagley, THE FIRST HOST is an action-filled epic befitting the Wicked Web-slinger's 30th Anniversary, with twists and turns as only the Read more See this image Report incorrect product information. venomtots: symbisexual-disaster: deluxetrashqueen: eabevella: Costa’s Venom: First Host TPB will be released on December 31st. This is the story where Eddie and the symbiote raised a child together. The art is really good too. I already preordered it. Please show support of this book if you are able to afford it. Oh this is a good one too! Similar to the idea I proposed and honestly maybe even better because it’s a newer release.  I definitely will do both. Oh hey, YES we definitely all need to snatch this up as soon as it’s out! I’ve been waiting soooo longggg When this comes out I will be buying it and doing a giveaway! (As I have all the issues already) Stay tuned n__n
Definitely, Soon..., and Spider: Venom: First Host Paperback - December 31, 2018
 by Mike Costa (Author), Mark Bagley (Ilustrator)
 Look inside
 See all 3 formats and editions
 FIRST HOST
 Kindle & comixol
 $9.44
 Hardcover Paperback
 logy
 $15.99
 1 New from $15.99
 Read on any device
 Kindle& comiXology
 Before the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN...before VENOM... There was the FIRST HOST
 The recent reunion of Eddie Brock and the Venom symbiote has been a shaky one. As their
 relationship has been fraught with secrets and lies, they have come to struggle as much with each
 other as with their own violent impulses. Things don't get any easier when the symbiote's long lost first
 host returns in need of Venom's help--only by reuniting can the two avert cosmic ruin! Can Eddie and
 the symbiote trust one another long enough to save the galaxy, or will THE FIRST HOST prove to be
 Venom's undoing?! Reuniting VENOM superstars Mike Costa and Mark Bagley, THE FIRST HOST is an
 action-filled epic befitting the Wicked Web-slinger's 30th Anniversary, with twists and turns as only the
 Read more
 See this image
 Report incorrect product information.
venomtots:
symbisexual-disaster:


deluxetrashqueen:

eabevella:

Costa’s Venom: First Host TPB will be released on December 31st.
This is the story where Eddie and the symbiote raised a child together. The art is really good too. I already preordered it. Please show support of this book if you are able to afford it.

Oh this is a good one too! Similar to the idea I proposed and honestly maybe even better because it’s a newer release. 
I definitely will do both.

Oh hey, YES we definitely all need to snatch this up as soon as it’s out! I’ve been waiting soooo longggg


When this comes out I will be buying it and doing a giveaway! (As I have all the issues already) Stay tuned n__n

venomtots: symbisexual-disaster: deluxetrashqueen: eabevella: Costa’s Venom: First Host TPB will be released on December 31st. This is t...