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Amazon, Drunk, and Internet: old man bangers @FindusPancake My mum was teaching first holy communion class, and a kid asked her "How many communions do vou have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus?" 24/3/18, 8:48 am 10K Retweets 35.1K Likes sindri42: xanderbot13: gannayev: spiletta42: ragnell: danbensen: exxos-von-steamboldt: ralfmaximus: moogloogle: ralfmaximus: tobaeus: ralfmaximus: nyxetoile: antibutch: thats a valid question A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years. 1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000 But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well? The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood. Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml). So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times. Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33. How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. Osnap what an excellent question. Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter. 4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds. Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change. @danbensen Full Metal Eucharist The Unholy Union of Catholic Tumblr and Math Tumblr This is one of those posts I will absolutely email to every pastor I know. @garpfloyd If you just buy a sack of wafers, that’s just bread. To get the transubstatntiation going you need to have a priest perform the full ritual over them. By which I mean an entire Mass for every like, plateful? If you cut out the songs and use pretty short readings you could probably get one churned out every half-hour or so…
Amazon, Drunk, and Internet: old man bangers
 @FindusPancake
 My mum was teaching first holy
 communion class, and a kid asked her
 "How many communions do vou have
 to do before you've eaten a whole
 Jesus?"
 24/3/18, 8:48 am
 10K Retweets 35.1K Likes
sindri42:
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moogloogle:

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antibutch:
thats a valid question
A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years.


1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000

But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well?


The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood.
Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml).
So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times.
Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33.


How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. 

Osnap what an excellent question.
Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter.
4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds.
Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change.

@danbensen


Full Metal Eucharist

The Unholy Union of Catholic Tumblr and Math Tumblr
This is one of those posts I will absolutely email to every pastor I know.



@garpfloyd 

If you just buy a sack of wafers, that’s just bread. To get the transubstatntiation going you need to have a priest perform the full ritual over them. By which I mean an entire Mass for every like, plateful? If you cut out the songs and use pretty short readings you could probably get one churned out every half-hour or so…

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Bad, Beautiful, and Fucking: Take the breadsticks Young Man and run Man young [door man hand hook said car gun deceit-the-snakey-snake: plaid-n-converse: cherrysconeslut: pawsofponies: garecc: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: buggykin: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: biggest-goofiest-fish: desertdaylight: kait-the-kitty: chiribomb: politicalcompassmemes: your-uncle-dave: maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit: japhers: jewishzevran: animatedamerican: pagesofkenna: mommacomms: fidefortitude: bl00dlikeice: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: plaid-n-converse: memeception WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME @caesarianconfection I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this… This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun? ….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1) this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2) “man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3) ‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4) and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5) which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6) (but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better) I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared. average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics I was getting a political compass vibe too tag urself im man door hand hook car gun This works better than I thought it would. This was in my senior project I’m not sorry. EIGHT MEME COMBO FATALITY We have officially created a new language  I just had to do it to em THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING M E M E T E N OwO? W o w You know I had to I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it THIRTEEN!? MEME COUNT:1 - YMCA (@plaid-n-converse, pointed out by @pagesofkenna)2 - breadsticks (see above)3 - man door hand hook car door (see above)4 - gun (see above)5 - meme combo (see above)6 - loss (see above)7 - 2000s comics vibes (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @japhers)8 - political compass (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit, then highlighted by @politicalcompassmemes)9 - tag yourself (user was @your-uncle-dave but now appears to be deactivated)10 - i hate this (kind of barely used by @fidefortitude so idk if it really counts)11 - nickelback/look at this photograph (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)12 - had to do it to them (see above)13 - distracted boyfriend (see above)14 - is this a pigeon (see above)15 - oh, this is beautiful (@garecc)16 - expanding brain (@cherrysconeslut)17 - cursed (can be argues as a meme due to its excessive use and popularity, as well as the sort of subtext/emotion behind it that accompanies most memes on this site) (@plaid-n-converse)18 - weve created a new language (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)19 - owo (see above)20 - most ___ addition to a post (@plaid-n-converse)21 - it could be argued that meme analysis in itself is a memeFeel free to debate any of these or add any Ive missed, but I think I got them all??
Bad, Beautiful, and Fucking: Take
 the
 breadsticks
 Young
 Man
 and
 run
 Man
 young [door
 man hand
 hook
 said
 car
 gun
deceit-the-snakey-snake:
plaid-n-converse:

cherrysconeslut:


pawsofponies:


garecc:

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:


inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:

buggykin:

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:


inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:

biggest-goofiest-fish:

desertdaylight:


kait-the-kitty:

chiribomb:

politicalcompassmemes:

your-uncle-dave:

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit:

japhers:

jewishzevran:

animatedamerican:

pagesofkenna:

mommacomms:

fidefortitude:

bl00dlikeice:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

plaid-n-converse:

memeception

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun


This works better than I thought it would. 


This was in my senior project 

I’m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO


FATALITY

We have officially created a new language 

I just had to do it to em


THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?




W o w


You know I had to 


I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it


THIRTEEN!?


MEME COUNT:1 - YMCA (@plaid-n-converse, pointed out by @pagesofkenna)2 - breadsticks (see above)3 - man door hand hook car door (see above)4 - gun (see above)5 - meme combo (see above)6 - loss (see above)7 - 2000s comics vibes (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @japhers)8 - political compass (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit, then highlighted by @politicalcompassmemes)9 - tag yourself (user was @your-uncle-dave but now appears to be deactivated)10 - i hate this (kind of barely used by @fidefortitude so idk if it really counts)11 - nickelback/look at this photograph (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)12 - had to do it to them (see above)13 - distracted boyfriend (see above)14 - is this a pigeon (see above)15 - oh, this is beautiful (@garecc)16 - expanding brain (@cherrysconeslut)17 - cursed (can be argues as a meme due to its excessive use and popularity, as well as the sort of subtext/emotion behind it that accompanies most memes on this site) (@plaid-n-converse)18 - weve created a new language (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)19 - owo (see above)20 - most ___ addition to a post (@plaid-n-converse)21 - it could be argued that meme analysis in itself is a memeFeel free to debate any of these or add any Ive missed, but I think I got them all??

deceit-the-snakey-snake: plaid-n-converse: cherrysconeslut: pawsofponies: garecc: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshame...

Blade, Blessed, and Books: The Elder Scrolls III The elder Scrolls MORROWINTD MORROWIND e9 Do not mm ORK Media company.The Elder Scrolls, Morrowind Bink Video, Copynight 1997-2001 by RAD Game of the Year Edition mvention of copy pro strictly prohibited.Confide SAFETY INFORMATION TABLE OF CONTENTS Introduction Main Menu Gameplay Controls The Game Screen Stats Menu Inventory Menu Magic Menu Map Menu Races Attributes Derived Attributes Combat Arts ABOUT PHOTOSENSITIVE SEIZURES A very small percentage of people may visual images, including flashing lights or patterns that may appear Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have a condition that can cause these photosensitve epileptic seizures while watching video experience a seizure when exposed to certain in video games. n undiagnosed These seizures may have a variety of symptoms including: lightheadedness vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, disorientation entation confusion, or momentary loss of awareness. 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I Unauthorized copying, reverse engineering, transmission, public performance, rental, Potions, Alchemy Stealth pay for play, or circumvention of copy protection is strictly prohibited 42 Books, Journal. Containers, Resting and Waiting, Fast Travel, Crime and Jail. Loading and Saving Preferences Credits .46 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind The Elder ScI: Morrowind CREATING YOUR CHARACTER When you first start, you mu entered in your Name, you'l be asked to select a Race, Class, and Bithsign ist decide what kind of player you will be. After you've DARK ELF In the Empire, "Dark Elf is the common usage, but in their Morrowind homeland, they call themselves the "Dunmer." The dark-skinned, red-eyed Dunmer combine powerful intellect with strong and agile physiques, producing superior warriors and sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dark Elves are noted for their skilled and balanced integration of swordsmen, marksmen, and war wizards. RACES You may choose from 10 races commonly encountered in MORROWIND. Since each race has unique abilities, selecting your race is one of the most important decisions vou'll make. ARGONIAN Little is known and less is understood about the reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of defending their borders have made the Argonians experts in guerilla warfare, and their Skill Bonuses: Long Blade +5, Destruction +10, Light Armor +5, Athletics +5, Mysticism +5, Marksman +5, Short Blade +10 Specials: Ancestor Guardian, Resistant to Fire natural abilities make them equally at home in water and on land. They are well suited for the treacherous swamps of their homeland, and have developed natural immunities to the diseases and poisons that have doomed many would-be explorers of the region. HIGH ELF The High Elves, or Altmer, are the proud, tall, golden- skinned peoples of Summerset Isle. 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Blade, Blessed, and Books: The Elder Scrolls III
 The elder Scrolls
 MORROWINTD
 MORROWIND
 e9
 Do not mm
 ORK
 Media company.The Elder Scrolls, Morrowind
 Bink Video, Copynight 1997-2001 by RAD
 Game of the Year Edition
 mvention of copy pro
 strictly prohibited.Confide

 SAFETY INFORMATION
 TABLE OF CONTENTS
 Introduction
 Main Menu
 Gameplay Controls
 The Game Screen
 Stats Menu
 Inventory Menu
 Magic Menu
 Map Menu
 Races
 Attributes
 Derived Attributes
 Combat Arts
 ABOUT PHOTOSENSITIVE SEIZURES
 A very small percentage of people may
 visual images, including flashing lights or patterns that may appear
 Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have a
 condition that can cause these photosensitve epileptic seizures while watching video
 experience a seizure when exposed to certain
 in video games.
 n undiagnosed
 These seizures may have a variety of symptoms including: lightheadedness
 vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, disorientation
 entation
 confusion, or momentary loss of awareness. Seizures may also cause loss of
 consciousness or convulsions that can lead to injury from falling down or strikina
 nearby objects.
 16
 mmediately stop playing and consult a doctor if you experience any of these
 symptoms Parents should watch for or ask their children about
 hildren and teenagers are more likely than adults to experience these seizures. The
 the above symptoms.
 19
 Stealth Arts
 of photosensitive epileptic seizures may be reduced by sitting farther from the
 using a smaller television screen, playing in a well-lit room, and not
 Combat Classes
 Magic Classes
 Stealth Classes
 en you are drowsy or fatigued
 of your relatives have a history of seizures or epilepsy, consult a doctor
 Increasing Your Skills and Leveling Up
 Weapons
 R IMPORTANT HEALTH AND SAFETY INFORMATION
 28
 29
 30
 .30
 30
 ox Instruction Manual contains important safety and health information that
 Using Weapons, Repairing Weapons & Armor
 u should read and understand before using this software
 School of Conjuration
 VOID DAMAGE TO YOUR TELEVISION
 School of Illusion
 School of Destruction
 not use with certain televisions. Some televisions, especially front- or rear-projection
 pes, can be damaged if any video games, including Xbox games, are played on them.
 tatic images presented during the normal course of game play may burn in to the
 creen, causing a permanent shadow of the static image to appear at all times, even
 when video games are not being played. Similar damage may occur from static images
 eated when placing a video game on hold or pause. Consult your television owner's
 nanual to determine if video games can be safely played safely on your set. If you are
 unable to find this information in the owner's manual, contact your television dealer or
 School of Restoration
 School of Mysticism
 School of Alteration
 Abilities, Powers, Diseases, Spells.
 34
 35
 36
 Magic Items, Magic Scrolls
 Spellmaking
 Enchanting
 39
 the manufacturer to determine if video games can be played safely on your set.
 I Unauthorized copying, reverse engineering, transmission, public performance, rental,
 Potions, Alchemy
 Stealth
 pay for play, or circumvention of copy protection is strictly prohibited
 42
 Books, Journal.
 Containers, Resting and Waiting, Fast Travel, Crime and Jail.
 Loading and Saving
 Preferences
 Credits
 .46
 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
 The Elder ScI: Morrowind

 CREATING YOUR CHARACTER
 When you first start, you mu
 entered in your Name, you'l be asked to select a Race, Class, and Bithsign
 ist decide what kind of player you will be. After you've
 DARK ELF
 In the Empire, "Dark Elf is the common
 usage, but in their Morrowind homeland,
 they call themselves the "Dunmer." The
 dark-skinned, red-eyed Dunmer combine
 powerful intellect with strong and agile
 physiques, producing superior warriors and
 sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dark Elves are
 noted for their skilled and balanced
 integration of swordsmen, marksmen, and
 war wizards.
 RACES
 You may choose from 10 races commonly encountered in MORROWIND. Since each
 race has unique abilities, selecting your race is one of the most important decisions
 vou'll make.
 ARGONIAN
 Little is known and less is understood about the
 reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of
 defending their borders have made the
 Argonians experts in guerilla warfare, and their
 Skill Bonuses: Long Blade +5, Destruction +10, Light Armor +5, Athletics +5, Mysticism +5,
 Marksman +5, Short Blade +10
 Specials: Ancestor Guardian, Resistant to Fire
 natural abilities make them equally at home in
 water and on land. They are well suited for the
 treacherous swamps of their homeland, and
 have developed natural immunities to the
 diseases and poisons that have doomed many
 would-be explorers of the region.
 HIGH ELF
 The High Elves, or Altmer, are the proud, tall, golden-
 skinned peoples of Summerset Isle. The common
 tongue of the Empire, Tamrielic, is based on their
 speech and writing, and most of the Empire's arts,
 crafts, and sciences are derived from High Elven
 traditions. Deft, intelligent, and strong-willed, High
 Elves are often gifted in the arcane arts, and are far
 more resistant to disease than the lesser races.
 Skill Bonuses: Alchemy +5, Athletics +15,Illusion +5, Medium Armor +5, Mysticism +5
 Spear +5, Unarmored+5
 Specials: Resist Disease, Immune to Poison, Water Breathing
 Skill: Destruction +10, Enchant +10, Alchemy +10, Alteration +5, Conjuration +5,Illusion +5
 Specials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Weakness to Magicka, Fire, Frost, and Shock,
 Resistant to Disease
 BRETON
 Bretons feel an inborn, instinctive bond
 with the mercurial forces of magic and the
 supernatural. Many great sorcerers have
 IMPERIAL
 Natives of the civilized, cosmopolitan province of
 Cyrodiil, the Imperials are well-educated and well-
 spoken. Though physically less imposing than the
 other races, the Imperials have proved to be shrewd
 diplomats and traders. These traits, along with their
 remarkable skill and training as light infantry, have
 enabled them to subdue all the other provinces and
 to have erected the monument to peace and
 prosperity that comprises the Glorious Empire.
 from the home province of High
 Rock, and in addition to their quick and
 perceptive grasp of spellcraft, enchantment,
 and alchemy, even the humblest of Bretons
 boast a high resistance to destructive and
 dominating magical energies.
 Skill Bonuses: Conjuration +10, Mysticism +10, Restoration +10, Alchemy +5, Alteration +5
 Illusion +5
 pecials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Dragon Skin, Resist Magicka
 SKILL BONUSES: Speechcraft+10, Mercantile+10, Long Blade +10, Blunt Weapon +S,
 Light Armor +5, Hand to Hand +5
 SPECIALS: Star of the West, Voice of the Emperor
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 BIRTHSIGNS
 In Tamriel, persons born under certain constellations are said to be fortunate in their
 aspects', Such persons are often blessed-or cursed- with remarkable abilities or
 weaknesses as a result of the magical conjunctions of celestíal influences.
 STEALTH SPECIALIZED CLASSES
 THIEVES
 Thieves are pickpockets and pilferers. Unlike robbers, who kill and
 loot, thieves typically choose stealth and subterfuge over violence,
 and often entertain romantic notions of their charm and
 in their acquisitive activities
 cleverness
 THE APPRENTICE
 Those bom under the sign of The Apprentice have increased Magicka, but
 also have a weakness to it.
 AGENTS
 atives skilled in deception and avoidance, but
 dasTHE ATRONACH
 trained in self-defense and the use of deadly force. Self-reliant and
 independent, agents devote themselves to personal goals, or to
 various patrons or causes.
 Those born under the sign of The Atronach cannot regenerate Magicka, but
 have a chance of absorbing any magic cast at them.
 THE LADY
 Those born under the sign of The Lady have increased Endurande
 and Personality.
 ASSASSINS
 Assassins are killers who rely on stealth and mobility to approach
 victims undetected. Execution is performed with ranged weapons
 or with short blades for close work. Assassins can be ruthless
 murderers or principled agents of noble causes.
 THE LORD
 Those born under the sign of The Lord can regenerate Health, but are weak
 to fire
 THE LOVER
 Those born under the sign of The Lover have increased Agility and can
 paralyze others with a kiss.
 ACROBATS
 Acrobať' is a polite euphemism for agile burglars and second-story
 men, These thieves avoid detection by stealth, and rely on mobility
 and cunning to avoid capture.
 THE MAGE
 Those born under the sign of The Mage have increased Magicka.
 MONKS
 Monks are students of the ancient martial arts of hand-to-hand
 combat and unarmored self-defense. Monks avoid detection by
 stealth, mobility, and agility, and are skilled with a variety of
 ranged and close-combat weapons.
 THE RITUAL
 Those born under the sign of The Ritual can heal themselves and
 turn undead.
 THE SERPENT
 Those born under the sign of The Serpent can poison others at a loss of
 PILGRIMS
 Pilgrims are travelers, seekers of truth and enlightenment. They
 fortify themselves for road and wilderness with arms, armor, and
 magic, and through wide experience of the world, they become
 shrewd in commerce and persuasion
 their own Health.
 THE SHADOW
 Those born under the sign of The Shadow can make themselves invisible.
 THE STEED
 Those born under the sign of The Steed can move faster
 BARDS
 Bards are loremasters and storytellers. They crave adventure for the
 wisdom and insight to be gained, and must depend on sword
 shield, spell, and enchantment to preserve them from the perils of
 their educational experiences
 THE THIEF
 Those born under the sign of The Thief are harder to hit.
 THE TOWER
 detect things at a distance.
 Those born under the sign of The Warrior have an increased chance
 Those born under the sign of The Tower can unlock doors magically and
 THE WARRIOR
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 Habits
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 given day
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 Gratitude
 People who regularly practice
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 increased generosity
 Progress Tracking
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 robotic behavior ('busywork) as the
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 The Power of
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 The Monk Manual90 Day Planner is a daily system that
 helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live
 each moment with greater purpose, productivity and presence

 Accountability
 Reseacher John
 Bargh has found that people will
 focus on small mindless tasks
 rather than real productive work
 90 Days
 Research by Janet Polivy shows that
 our brain often fails to commit to
 long-term goals because it fears big
 projects, leading us to quit our new
 venture at the first sign of distress.
 Focus vs
 Distracted
 Research by Anders Ericsson
 showed that the best performers
 were not spending more time on
 their craft, rather, they were being
 more productive during their
 practice sessions.
 in an attempt to avoid
 our most
 important projects.
 Habits
 According to researchers at Duke
 University, habits account for about
 40 percent of our behaviors on any
 given day
 Daily Reflection
 Empirical research has repeatedly
 shown that striving toward
 self-concordant goals consistently
 strengthens the link between goal
 progress and well-being.
 Gratitude
 People who regularly practice
 gratitude consistently report a host of
 benefits including stronger immune
 systems, stress resiliance, higher
 levels of personal happiness and
 increased generosity
 Progress Tracking
 Researcher John Bargh describes
 robotic behavior ('busywork) as the
 #1 enemy of goal striving. Progress
 tracking is a known strategy for
 culling busywork.
 The Power of
 Questions
 Everytime we ask and contemplate a
 question our brain develops new
 neural connections, leading to new
 insights and creativity
 Meditation
 Meditation has been linked to
 increased brain volume in certain areas
 of the cerebral cortex, along with less
 volume in the brain's amygdala, which
 controls fear and anxiety

 - ONE FULL PAGE SPREAD FOR EVERY DAY, WEEK AND MONTH
 - FLEXIBLE NOTE SPACE ON EACH PAGE
 -COVERS A FULL 90-DAY PERIOD
 PRINTED ON HIGH QUALITY ACID FREE PAPER
 - 256 PAGES PRINTED IN COLOR WI
 - SADDLE STITCH BINDING WITH VEGAN PU LEATHER COVER
 SOY BASED INK
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Brains, Goals, and Lay's: Inspired by Monks. Backed by Science. Designed for you. The Monk Manual90 Day Planner is a daily system that helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live each moment with greater purpose, productivity and presence Accountability Reseacher John Bargh has found that people will focus on small mindless tasks rather than real productive work 90 Days Research by Janet Polivy shows that our brain often fails to commit to long-term goals because it fears big projects, leading us to quit our new venture at the first sign of distress. Focus vs Distracted Research by Anders Ericsson showed that the best performers were not spending more time on their craft, rather, they were being more productive during their practice sessions. in an attempt to avoid our most important projects. Habits According to researchers at Duke University, habits account for about 40 percent of our behaviors on any given day Daily Reflection Empirical research has repeatedly shown that striving toward self-concordant goals consistently strengthens the link between goal progress and well-being. Gratitude People who regularly practice gratitude consistently report a host of benefits including stronger immune systems, stress resiliance, higher levels of personal happiness and increased generosity Progress Tracking Researcher John Bargh describes robotic behavior ('busywork) as the #1 enemy of goal striving. Progress tracking is a known strategy for culling busywork. The Power of Questions Everytime we ask and contemplate a question our brain develops new neural connections, leading to new insights and creativity Meditation Meditation has been linked to increased brain volume in certain areas of the cerebral cortex, along with less volume in the brain's amygdala, which controls fear and anxiety - ONE FULL PAGE SPREAD FOR EVERY DAY, WEEK AND MONTH - FLEXIBLE NOTE SPACE ON EACH PAGE -COVERS A FULL 90-DAY PERIOD PRINTED ON HIGH QUALITY ACID FREE PAPER - 256 PAGES PRINTED IN COLOR WI - SADDLE STITCH BINDING WITH VEGAN PU LEATHER COVER SOY BASED INK LAYS FLAT! awesomage: Monk Manual Planner: A Daily System For Peaceful Being and Purposeful Doing A 90-day planner that helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live each moment with greater peace, purpose and productivity. Fully funded in less than 4 hrs and 300% funded so far. Only a few early birds left, HURRY UP to lock in your pledge now: http://bit.ly/monk-manuals
Brains, Goals, and Lay's: Inspired by Monks. Backed by Science. Designed for you.
 The Monk Manual90 Day Planner is a daily system that
 helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live
 each moment with greater purpose, productivity and presence

 Accountability
 Reseacher John
 Bargh has found that people will
 focus on small mindless tasks
 rather than real productive work
 90 Days
 Research by Janet Polivy shows that
 our brain often fails to commit to
 long-term goals because it fears big
 projects, leading us to quit our new
 venture at the first sign of distress.
 Focus vs
 Distracted
 Research by Anders Ericsson
 showed that the best performers
 were not spending more time on
 their craft, rather, they were being
 more productive during their
 practice sessions.
 in an attempt to avoid our
 most
 important projects.
 Habits
 According to researchers at Duke
 University, habits account for about
 40 percent of our behaviors on any
 given day
 Daily Reflection
 Empirical research has repeatedly
 shown that striving toward
 self-concordant goals consistently
 strengthens the link between goal
 progress and well-being.
 Gratitude
 People who regularly practice
 gratitude consistently report a host of
 benefits including stronger immune
 systems, stress resiliance, higher
 levels of personal happiness and
 increased generosity
 Progress Tracking
 Researcher John Bargh describes
 robotic behavior ('busywork) as the
 #1 enemy of goal striving. Progress
 tracking is a known strategy for
 culling busywork.
 The Power of
 Questions
 Everytime we ask and contemplate a
 question our brain develops new
 neural connections, leading to new
 insights and creativity
 Meditation
 Meditation has been linked to
 increased brain volume in certain areas
 of the cerebral cortex, along with less
 volume in the brain's amygdala, which
 controls fear and anxiety

 - ONE FULL PAGE SPREAD FOR EVERY DAY, WEEK AND MONTH
 - FLEXIBLE NOTE SPACE ON EACH PAGE
 -COVERS A FULL 90-DAY PERIOD
 PRINTED ON HIGH QUALITY ACID FREE PAPER
 - 256 PAGES PRINTED IN COLOR WI
 - SADDLE STITCH BINDING WITH VEGAN PU LEATHER COVER
 SOY BASED INK
 LAYS FLAT!
awesomage:

Monk Manual Planner: A Daily System For Peaceful Being and Purposeful Doing
A 90-day planner that helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live each moment with greater peace, purpose and productivity.
Fully funded in less than 4 hrs and 300% funded so far. Only a few early birds left, HURRY UP to lock in your pledge now: http://bit.ly/monk-manuals

awesomage: Monk Manual Planner: A Daily System For Peaceful Being and Purposeful Doing A 90-day planner that helps you focus on the most im...

Brains, Goals, and Lay's: Inspired by Monks. Backed by Science. Designed for you. The Monk Manual90 Day Planner is a daily system that helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live each moment with greater purpose, productivity and presence Accountability Reseacher John Bargh has found that people will focus on small mindless tasks rather than real productive work 90 Days Research by Janet Polivy shows that our brain often fails to commit to long-term goals because it fears big projects, leading us to quit our new venture at the first sign of distress. Focus vs Distracted Research by Anders Ericsson showed that the best performers were not spending more time on their craft, rather, they were being more productive during their practice sessions. in an attempt to avoid our most important projects. Habits According to researchers at Duke University, habits account for about 40 percent of our behaviors on any given day Daily Reflection Empirical research has repeatedly shown that striving toward self-concordant goals consistently strengthens the link between goal progress and well-being. Gratitude People who regularly practice gratitude consistently report a host of benefits including stronger immune systems, stress resiliance, higher levels of personal happiness and increased generosity Progress Tracking Researcher John Bargh describes robotic behavior ('busywork) as the #1 enemy of goal striving. Progress tracking is a known strategy for culling busywork. The Power of Questions Everytime we ask and contemplate a question our brain develops new neural connections, leading to new insights and creativity Meditation Meditation has been linked to increased brain volume in certain areas of the cerebral cortex, along with less volume in the brain's amygdala, which controls fear and anxiety - ONE FULL PAGE SPREAD FOR EVERY DAY, WEEK AND MONTH - FLEXIBLE NOTE SPACE ON EACH PAGE -COVERS A FULL 90-DAY PERIOD PRINTED ON HIGH QUALITY ACID FREE PAPER - 256 PAGES PRINTED IN COLOR WI - SADDLE STITCH BINDING WITH VEGAN PU LEATHER COVER SOY BASED INK LAYS FLAT! awesomage: Monk Manual Planner: A Daily System For Peaceful Being and Purposeful Doing A 90-day planner that helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live each moment with greater peace, purpose and productivity. Fully funded in less than 4 hrs and 300% funded so far. Only a few early birds left, HURRY UP to lock in your pledge now: http://bit.ly/monk-manuals
Brains, Goals, and Lay's: Inspired by Monks. Backed by Science. Designed for you.
 The Monk Manual90 Day Planner is a daily system that
 helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live
 each moment with greater purpose, productivity and presence

 Accountability
 Reseacher John
 Bargh has found that people will
 focus on small mindless tasks
 rather than real productive work
 90 Days
 Research by Janet Polivy shows that
 our brain often fails to commit to
 long-term goals because it fears big
 projects, leading us to quit our new
 venture at the first sign of distress.
 Focus vs
 Distracted
 Research by Anders Ericsson
 showed that the best performers
 were not spending more time on
 their craft, rather, they were being
 more productive during their
 practice sessions.
 in an attempt to avoid
 our most
 important projects.
 Habits
 According to researchers at Duke
 University, habits account for about
 40 percent of our behaviors on any
 given day
 Daily Reflection
 Empirical research has repeatedly
 shown that striving toward
 self-concordant goals consistently
 strengthens the link between goal
 progress and well-being.
 Gratitude
 People who regularly practice
 gratitude consistently report a host of
 benefits including stronger immune
 systems, stress resiliance, higher
 levels of personal happiness and
 increased generosity
 Progress Tracking
 Researcher John Bargh describes
 robotic behavior ('busywork) as the
 #1 enemy of goal striving. Progress
 tracking is a known strategy for
 culling busywork.
 The Power of
 Questions
 Everytime we ask and contemplate a
 question our brain develops new
 neural connections, leading to new
 insights and creativity
 Meditation
 Meditation has been linked to
 increased brain volume in certain areas
 of the cerebral cortex, along with less
 volume in the brain's amygdala, which
 controls fear and anxiety

 - ONE FULL PAGE SPREAD FOR EVERY DAY, WEEK AND MONTH
 - FLEXIBLE NOTE SPACE ON EACH PAGE
 -COVERS A FULL 90-DAY PERIOD
 PRINTED ON HIGH QUALITY ACID FREE PAPER
 - 256 PAGES PRINTED IN COLOR WI
 - SADDLE STITCH BINDING WITH VEGAN PU LEATHER COVER
 SOY BASED INK
 LAYS FLAT!
awesomage:

Monk Manual Planner: A Daily System For Peaceful Being and Purposeful Doing
A 90-day planner that helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live each moment with greater peace, purpose and productivity.
Fully funded in less than 4 hrs and 300% funded so far. Only a few early birds left, HURRY UP to lock in your pledge now: http://bit.ly/monk-manuals

awesomage: Monk Manual Planner: A Daily System For Peaceful Being and Purposeful Doing A 90-day planner that helps you focus on the most im...

Brains, Goals, and Lay's: Inspired by Monks. Backed by Science. Designed for you. The Monk Manual90 Day Planner is a daily system that helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live each moment with greater purpose, productivity and presence Accountability Reseacher John Bargh has found that people will focus on small mindless tasks rather than real productive work 90 Days Research by Janet Polivy shows that our brain often fails to commit to long-term goals because it fears big projects, leading us to quit our new venture at the first sign of distress. Focus vs Distracted Research by Anders Ericsson showed that the best performers were not spending more time on their craft, rather, they were being more productive during their practice sessions. in an attempt to avoid our most important projects. Habits According to researchers at Duke University, habits account for about 40 percent of our behaviors on any given day Daily Reflection Empirical research has repeatedly shown that striving toward self-concordant goals consistently strengthens the link between goal progress and well-being. Gratitude People who regularly practice gratitude consistently report a host of benefits including stronger immune systems, stress resiliance, higher levels of personal happiness and increased generosity Progress Tracking Researcher John Bargh describes robotic behavior ('busywork) as the #1 enemy of goal striving. Progress tracking is a known strategy for culling busywork. The Power of Questions Everytime we ask and contemplate a question our brain develops new neural connections, leading to new insights and creativity Meditation Meditation has been linked to increased brain volume in certain areas of the cerebral cortex, along with less volume in the brain's amygdala, which controls fear and anxiety - ONE FULL PAGE SPREAD FOR EVERY DAY, WEEK AND MONTH - FLEXIBLE NOTE SPACE ON EACH PAGE -COVERS A FULL 90-DAY PERIOD PRINTED ON HIGH QUALITY ACID FREE PAPER - 256 PAGES PRINTED IN COLOR WI - SADDLE STITCH BINDING WITH VEGAN PU LEATHER COVER SOY BASED INK LAYS FLAT! awesomage: Monk Manual Planner: A Daily System For Peaceful Being and Purposeful Doing A 90-day planner that helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live each moment with greater peace, purpose and productivity. Fully funded in less than 4 hrs and 300% funded so far. Only a few early birds left, HURRY UP to lock in your pledge now: http://bit.ly/monk-manuals
Brains, Goals, and Lay's: Inspired by Monks. Backed by Science. Designed for you.
 The Monk Manual90 Day Planner is a daily system that
 helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live
 each moment with greater purpose, productivity and presence

 Accountability
 Reseacher John
 Bargh has found that people will
 focus on small mindless tasks
 rather than real productive work
 90 Days
 Research by Janet Polivy shows that
 our brain often fails to commit to
 long-term goals because it fears big
 projects, leading us to quit our new
 venture at the first sign of distress.
 Focus vs
 Distracted
 Research by Anders Ericsson
 showed that the best performers
 were not spending more time on
 their craft, rather, they were being
 more productive during their
 practice sessions.
 in an attempt to avoid our
 most
 important projects.
 Habits
 According to researchers at Duke
 University, habits account for about
 40 percent of our behaviors on any
 given day
 Daily Reflection
 Empirical research has repeatedly
 shown that striving toward
 self-concordant goals consistently
 strengthens the link between goal
 progress and well-being.
 Gratitude
 People who regularly practice
 gratitude consistently report a host of
 benefits including stronger immune
 systems, stress resiliance, higher
 levels of personal happiness and
 increased generosity
 Progress Tracking
 Researcher John Bargh describes
 robotic behavior ('busywork) as the
 #1 enemy of goal striving. Progress
 tracking is a known strategy for
 culling busywork.
 The Power of
 Questions
 Everytime we ask and contemplate a
 question our brain develops new
 neural connections, leading to new
 insights and creativity
 Meditation
 Meditation has been linked to
 increased brain volume in certain areas
 of the cerebral cortex, along with less
 volume in the brain's amygdala, which
 controls fear and anxiety

 - ONE FULL PAGE SPREAD FOR EVERY DAY, WEEK AND MONTH
 - FLEXIBLE NOTE SPACE ON EACH PAGE
 -COVERS A FULL 90-DAY PERIOD
 PRINTED ON HIGH QUALITY ACID FREE PAPER
 - 256 PAGES PRINTED IN COLOR WI
 - SADDLE STITCH BINDING WITH VEGAN PU LEATHER COVER
 SOY BASED INK
 LAYS FLAT!
awesomage:

Monk Manual Planner: A Daily System For Peaceful Being and Purposeful Doing
A 90-day planner that helps you focus on the most important things, so you can live each moment with greater peace, purpose and productivity.
Fully funded in less than 4 hrs and 300% funded so far. Only a few early birds left, HURRY UP to lock in your pledge now: http://bit.ly/monk-manuals

awesomage: Monk Manual Planner: A Daily System For Peaceful Being and Purposeful Doing A 90-day planner that helps you focus on the most im...