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mamma: Mamma mia!
mamma: Mamma mia!

Mamma mia!

mamma: Mamma mia!
mamma: Mamma mia!

Mamma mia!

mamma: Mamma mia! by TheBoneSmasher MORE MEMES
mamma: Mamma mia! by TheBoneSmasher
MORE MEMES

Mamma mia! by TheBoneSmasher MORE MEMES

mamma: secondlina: *Mamma mia here we go again plays in the background*
mamma: secondlina:



*Mamma mia here we go again plays in the background*

secondlina: *Mamma mia here we go again plays in the background*

mamma: thesassypigs: “After my bath Mamma is taking me out for My Birthday Celebration 🎊 This is my most comfy spot & Mamma loves me a lot ❤️" via @apignamedjane
mamma: thesassypigs:
“After my bath Mamma is taking me out for My Birthday Celebration 🎊 This is my most comfy spot & Mamma loves me a lot ❤️"
via @apignamedjane

thesassypigs: “After my bath Mamma is taking me out for My Birthday Celebration 🎊 This is my most comfy spot & Mamma loves me a lot ❤️" v...

mamma: Joe mamma!!!
mamma: Joe mamma!!!

Joe mamma!!!

mamma: mamma-wolf: a fragment of ourselves returning v, 2018 by beatrice wanjiku
mamma: mamma-wolf:
a fragment of ourselves returning v, 2018 by beatrice wanjiku

mamma-wolf: a fragment of ourselves returning v, 2018 by beatrice wanjiku

mamma: breelandwalker: dmofstormandsea: thorthedorkworld: I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh this video is what dnd feels like ROLL INTIATIVE
mamma: breelandwalker:
dmofstormandsea:

thorthedorkworld:
I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh
this video is what dnd feels like

ROLL INTIATIVE

breelandwalker: dmofstormandsea: thorthedorkworld: I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajad...

mamma: dianasofthemyscira: Let your body be the velvet of the nightLily James as Donna Sheridan in Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)
mamma: dianasofthemyscira:

Let your body be the velvet of the nightLily James as Donna Sheridan in Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

dianasofthemyscira: Let your body be the velvet of the nightLily James as Donna Sheridan in Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

mamma: MAMMA, EVER SINCE I SAlV I'M ITALIAN, EVERYONE KEEP4 TEA IN ME AND AGKING IF I'M IN THE MAFIA NEXT TIME TELL THEM THEN THEY WILL FEAK YOU. 2srooky: giancarlovolpe: Based on a true story. this reminds me of a story that’s kind of an ongoing joke in my family.  I’m half German, and my father’s side of the family is full blooded German. My father owns a business that deals with a lot of international calls, and during my early tween years he got a lot of business calls at all hours of the day and night from all over the world.  Now, when i first met my best friends, I had them sleeping over at my house, and we were watching TV. Every few minutes the phone would ring, and our caller ID would project at the top of the television screen.  I was bullied a lot as a kid, so my dad told me to tell people if they asked what my father did, that he was in the German Mafia. So, naturally when my friends asked who was calling, I made the joke it was business cause my dad was in the German Mafia, and the joke stuck.  And it spread, too. Middle school was filled with jokes about my family and the mafia, but they were just jokes. That I was in the mafia, my dad was a mafia boss, etc. etc. Those jokes continued into high school, where, in my junior year I was in a big depressive spell. I wore my hair tied back from my face a lot, and in my history class, these jokes were cracked a little more often as we began our European Studies. One day, my History teacher, the most amazing teacher I had in high school, walked between me and my best friend, as our desks were right next to each other, while we had been making one of these jokes.  He paused, and reached out, tapping my right temple twice while a huge, cheeky grin spread on his face and he just went.  “Good to see you finished your induction.” and walked away. I was confused, my best friend and I were staring at each other for a solid ten minutes before we got back to work.  When I went home that night, I looked up a bunch of stuff about the German Mafia. The German Mafia would often do a tattoo of 3 dots on someone once they had finished their “trials” and were accepted. This was most often done in cases of murder, and other crimes. Where the tattoos were placed meant different things. Hands were the norm, but sometimes a tattoo would be placed on the face.  These tattoos are now mostly outdated, and are usually just prison tattoos done for years/crimes committed in prison, but some branches of Russian, Cuban, and German mafias still use the three dot tattoos.  I was flabbergasted for two reasons. One, that my teacher knew all of this about the German mafia, and, Two, that he pointed out the three freckles on my temple that make a perfect triangle.  For the rest of my Junior and Senior year, the mafia jokes dwindled less and less, because people actually believed I was in the mafia.  I never told them I wasn’t, either.
mamma: MAMMA, EVER SINCE
 I SAlV I'M ITALIAN,
 EVERYONE KEEP4
 TEA IN ME AND
 AGKING IF I'M IN THE
 MAFIA

 NEXT TIME
 TELL THEM

 THEN THEY
 WILL FEAK
 YOU.
2srooky:

giancarlovolpe:

Based on a true story.

this reminds me of a story that’s kind of an ongoing joke in my family. 
I’m half German, and my father’s side of the family is full blooded German. My father owns a business that deals with a lot of international calls, and during my early tween years he got a lot of business calls at all hours of the day and night from all over the world. 
Now, when i first met my best friends, I had them sleeping over at my house, and we were watching TV. Every few minutes the phone would ring, and our caller ID would project at the top of the television screen. 
I was bullied a lot as a kid, so my dad told me to tell people if they asked what my father did, that he was in the German Mafia.
So, naturally when my friends asked who was calling, I made the joke it was business cause my dad was in the German Mafia, and the joke stuck. 
And it spread, too. Middle school was filled with jokes about my family and the mafia, but they were just jokes. That I was in the mafia, my dad was a mafia boss, etc. etc.
Those jokes continued into high school, where, in my junior year I was in a big depressive spell. I wore my hair tied back from my face a lot, and in my history class, these jokes were cracked a little more often as we began our European Studies. One day, my History teacher, the most amazing teacher I had in high school, walked between me and my best friend, as our desks were right next to each other, while we had been making one of these jokes. 
He paused, and reached out, tapping my right temple twice while a huge, cheeky grin spread on his face and he just went. 
“Good to see you finished your induction.” and walked away.
I was confused, my best friend and I were staring at each other for a solid ten minutes before we got back to work. 
When I went home that night, I looked up a bunch of stuff about the German Mafia. The German Mafia would often do a tattoo of 3 dots on someone once they had finished their “trials” and were accepted. This was most often done in cases of murder, and other crimes. Where the tattoos were placed meant different things. Hands were the norm, but sometimes a tattoo would be placed on the face. 
These tattoos are now mostly outdated, and are usually just prison tattoos done for years/crimes committed in prison, but some branches of Russian, Cuban, and German mafias still use the three dot tattoos. 
I was flabbergasted for two reasons. One, that my teacher knew all of this about the German mafia, and, Two, that he pointed out the three freckles on my temple that make a perfect triangle. 
For the rest of my Junior and Senior year, the mafia jokes dwindled less and less, because people actually believed I was in the mafia. 
I never told them I wasn’t, either.

2srooky: giancarlovolpe: Based on a true story. this reminds me of a story that’s kind of an ongoing joke in my family.  I’m half Germ...

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