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HC : they like to spend peaceful nights at home chatting cuddling and making out till sun rises. 
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reo-coquelicot: HC : they like to spend peaceful nights at home chatting cuddling and making out till sun rises. ♡

Confused, Cute, and Dude: r/UIUC u/NovemberVictim S 17h SUBSCRIBE NSFWW I'm so done with trying to have sex at this school NSFW 've been on tinder for a while since l've gotten here and it's been pretty lame. I started talking to this one dude and we've been on a couple dates and he's really cute. Last night l invited him to my appartment. We made out and then I started to make dinner for us. I felt likel was eating too much, and I said, "Sorry, my period makes me feel like l'm starving." He was just like, "no worries" and we started talking about the weather. I said "it's so gross. It makes me feel gross" and he was like " feel a little gross too Let's take a shower." So we're in the shower making out, and I tell him "You know my shower is too small to be fucking in, but l can still get on my knees." And he's just like "nah, no thank you. And I was really confused but I just said okay. We dried off and laved in bed and kissed and l asked him if there was anything else he wanted to do, and he's like "no, just kissing you and holding you is amazing." He was really sweet, but l kinda felt ike a hoe. hat was the rest of our night until he had to get on the bus. I talked to him later via snapchat after he left. I asked him if he enjoyed our time together and asked ITI Wwas too forward He asked me "have you heard of no nut November" and so l'm fucking dead, you guys 1.5k 119 Share veronox: tindershwinder: Not all heroes wear capes Thot PATROLLED
Confused, Cute, and Dude: r/UIUC
 u/NovemberVictim S 17h
 SUBSCRIBE
 NSFWW
 I'm so done with trying to have sex at
 this school NSFW
 've been on tinder for a while since l've gotten
 here and it's been pretty lame. I started talking to
 this one dude and we've been on a couple dates
 and he's really cute. Last night l invited him to my
 appartment. We made out and then I started to
 make dinner for us. I felt likel was eating too
 much, and I said, "Sorry, my period makes me
 feel like l'm starving." He was just like, "no
 worries" and we started talking about the
 weather. I said "it's so gross. It makes me feel
 gross" and he was like " feel a little gross too
 Let's take a shower." So we're in the shower
 making out, and I tell him "You know my shower is
 too small to be fucking in, but l can still get on my
 knees." And he's just like "nah, no thank you.
 And I was really confused but I just said okay. We
 dried off and laved in bed and kissed and l asked
 him if there was anything else he wanted to do,
 and he's like "no, just kissing you and holding you
 is amazing." He was really sweet, but l kinda felt
 ike a hoe. hat was the rest of our night until he
 had to get on the bus. I talked to him later via
 snapchat after he left. I asked him if he enjoyed
 our time together and asked ITI Wwas too forward
 He asked me "have you heard of no nut
 November" and so l'm fucking dead, you guys
 1.5k
 119
 Share
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Confused, Cute, and Dank: r/UIUC u/NovemberVictim S 17h SUBSCRIBE NSFWW I'm so done with trying to have sex at this school NSFW 've been on tinder for a while since l've gotten here and it's been pretty lame. I started talking to this one dude and we've been on a couple dates and he's really cute. Last night l invited him to my appartment. We made out and then I started to make dinner for us. I felt likel was eating too much, and I said, "Sorry, my period makes me feel like l'm starving." He was just like, "no worries" and we started talking about the weather. I said "it's so gross. It makes me feel gross" and he was like " feel a little gross too Let's take a shower." So we're in the shower making out, and I tell him "You know my shower is too small to be fucking in, but l can still get on my knees." And he's just like "nah, no thank you. And I was really confused but I just said okay. We dried off and laved in bed and kissed and l asked him if there was anything else he wanted to do, and he's like "no, just kissing you and holding you is amazing." He was really sweet, but l kinda felt ike a hoe. hat was the rest of our night until he had to get on the bus. I talked to him later via snapchat after he left. I asked him if he enjoyed our time together and asked ITI Wwas too forward He asked me "have you heard of no nut November" and so l'm fucking dead, you guys 1.5k 119 Share A true champion found on Tinder by nowthengoodbad MORE MEMES
Confused, Cute, and Dank: r/UIUC
 u/NovemberVictim S 17h
 SUBSCRIBE
 NSFWW
 I'm so done with trying to have sex at
 this school NSFW
 've been on tinder for a while since l've gotten
 here and it's been pretty lame. I started talking to
 this one dude and we've been on a couple dates
 and he's really cute. Last night l invited him to my
 appartment. We made out and then I started to
 make dinner for us. I felt likel was eating too
 much, and I said, "Sorry, my period makes me
 feel like l'm starving." He was just like, "no
 worries" and we started talking about the
 weather. I said "it's so gross. It makes me feel
 gross" and he was like " feel a little gross too
 Let's take a shower." So we're in the shower
 making out, and I tell him "You know my shower is
 too small to be fucking in, but l can still get on my
 knees." And he's just like "nah, no thank you.
 And I was really confused but I just said okay. We
 dried off and laved in bed and kissed and l asked
 him if there was anything else he wanted to do,
 and he's like "no, just kissing you and holding you
 is amazing." He was really sweet, but l kinda felt
 ike a hoe. hat was the rest of our night until he
 had to get on the bus. I talked to him later via
 snapchat after he left. I asked him if he enjoyed
 our time together and asked ITI Wwas too forward
 He asked me "have you heard of no nut
 November" and so l'm fucking dead, you guys
 1.5k
 119
 Share
A true champion found on Tinder by nowthengoodbad
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A true champion found on Tinder by nowthengoodbad MORE MEMES

Dad, Halloween, and Love: Anonymous 03/28/08(Fri)00:14 No.561195 So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOUU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED Anonymous 06/19/12(Tue)00:38 No. 10311088 man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road he turn to his girl and say baby, i love you very much what is it honey? our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel." ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen" good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now. then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door "A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUTHIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT" v1als: in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse
Dad, Halloween, and Love: Anonymous 03/28/08(Fri)00:14 No.561195
 So ur with ur honey and yur making out
 wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the
 vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"
 U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".
 THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

 THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A
 MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM
 EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN
 ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL
 OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL
 GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS
 WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE
 VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE
 END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE
 SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE
 SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOUU
 ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED

 Anonymous 06/19/12(Tue)00:38 No. 10311088
 man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road
 he turn to his girl and say
 baby, i love you very much
 what is it honey?
 our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some
 more fuel."
 ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of
 steres being stolen"
 good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty
 so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say where is my
 baby, he was supposed to be back by now. then the girl here a scratching
 sound and voice say "LET ME IN
 the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next
 morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to
 check and man door hand hook car door

 "A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS
 CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE
 STUCK OUTHIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD
 OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR.
 WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT"
v1als:

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

v1als: in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse