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maid: Gilgamesh left no maiden to her mother, no girl to her betrothed, no bride to her husband. Every maiden did he know. He did lust after all the maidens. His lust was unbounded. <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176360778849/celtsoffate-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://celtsoffate.tumblr.com/post/175928033780/cuchuchillin-maid-of-timey-wimey" class="tumblr_blog">celtsoffate</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175927884876/maid-of-timey-wimey-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://maid-of-timey-wimey.tumblr.com/post/175926916660/cuchuchillin-cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide" class="tumblr_blog">maid-of-timey-wimey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175918446236/cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide-your-wives-the-og" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchulainnisafraidofboobs.tumblr.com/post/175917966867/hide-your-wives-the-og-thot-is-in-town" class="tumblr_blog">cuchulainnisafraidofboobs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hide your wives the OG thot is in town</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b09d1b7cda3197820025eb6ea76394/tumblr_pbx0sxYgZF1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"/></figure><p>Gilgamesh and Cú Chulainn solidarity </p> </blockquote> <p>I like the image but at least Cú Chulainn only went for ladies who wanted him back (granted, that was basically all of them.)</p> </blockquote> <p>Gilgamesh: *sexually harasses women*</p> <p>Cú Chulainn, who drinks respect women juice with every meal: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c89e5e16ea5bf86f1700d26859541eaa/tumblr_pbxg8lPSUu1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is the first thing I see when I open my dash. I’m both confused and amused </p> </blockquote> <p>Cu Chulainn: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS</p><p>Gilgamesh: IF SHE BREATHES SHE’S A THOT<br/></p></blockquote>
maid: Gilgamesh left no maiden to her
 mother, no girl to her betrothed, no
 bride to her husband. Every maiden
 did he know. He did lust after all the
 maidens. His lust was unbounded.
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176360778849/celtsoffate-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://celtsoffate.tumblr.com/post/175928033780/cuchuchillin-maid-of-timey-wimey" class="tumblr_blog">celtsoffate</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175927884876/maid-of-timey-wimey-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://maid-of-timey-wimey.tumblr.com/post/175926916660/cuchuchillin-cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide" class="tumblr_blog">maid-of-timey-wimey</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175918446236/cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide-your-wives-the-og" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://cuchulainnisafraidofboobs.tumblr.com/post/175917966867/hide-your-wives-the-og-thot-is-in-town" class="tumblr_blog">cuchulainnisafraidofboobs</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Hide your wives the OG thot is in town</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b09d1b7cda3197820025eb6ea76394/tumblr_pbx0sxYgZF1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"/></figure><p>Gilgamesh and Cú Chulainn solidarity </p>
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<p>I like the image but at least Cú Chulainn only went for ladies who wanted him back (granted, that was basically all of them.)</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Gilgamesh: *sexually harasses women*</p>
<p>Cú Chulainn, who drinks respect women juice with every meal: </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c89e5e16ea5bf86f1700d26859541eaa/tumblr_pbxg8lPSUu1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>This is the first thing I see when I open my dash. I’m both confused and amused </p>
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<p>Cu Chulainn: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS</p><p>Gilgamesh: IF SHE BREATHES SHE’S A THOT<br/></p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176360778849/celtsoffate-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote...

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maid: KEEP REFRIGERATED SELL BY 1% LOWFAT MILK 3-308 Marva Maid re armer Owne 100 LOWFATMILK 1% MILKFAT HALF PINT (236 ml fangirltothefullest: feliciakainzandtorishai: thenamelessnarrator: face-puncher: dredsina: doctorwhothefuckisthis: gutsygumshoe: hakuryuusquad: some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level I broke my pbj sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces. our hot dogs in elementary school were green Our school would actually recycle pizza (it was pizza by definition only. However, it tasted and looked like cardboard with watery spaghetti sauce and the cheese you’d scrape off of a man’s ball-sack who hadn’t showered since 1989). If you didn’t eat the “pizza” from yesterday, they’d put a layer of new cheese on it, bake it again, and serve it to you. One time, I swear they re-cheesed/baked a pizza for a straight week until someone actually ate it. They were never seen again… If that sounds like I’m telling you a horror story, that’s because I am. We had supposed french fries; it was legit very raw and cold potato fried in stale breading. Most of teh meat wasn’t actually what they said it was and if you asked what was in something just in case cause of allergies or religious beliefs, they would actually fucking give you detention for hurting the lunch peoples feelings. Supposedly, our school served ‘spaghetti’ which looked more like cooked up worms [not kidding, they did NOT look like fucking noodles bitches] and the sauce was more of this meaty…tomato juice concoction and the parmesian cheese? That’s a fucking joke, it was nothing but powder! No, not like the stuff you get at the stores I mean it was like one of those baby powder type of thing, that’s how bad the parmesian was! Needless to say people got heartburn, and thrown up because of it. They still serve it. ATTENTION PEOPLE:  IF YOU FIND ANY EXPIRED/ROTTING FOOD IN YOUR SCHOOL YOU TAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND DEMAND THAT THE FOOD BE REPLACED FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS. IF THEY REFUSE TAKE THE EXPIRED FOOD TO THE SCHOOL DISTRICT AND THREATEN TO CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT.  My mother did this when I told her our school was serving expired milk- it hadn’t even turned yet, it was only a few days older than the expiration date and the school GOT IN TROUBLE with the school district. After that they NEVER served expired foods again because the health department came down HARD on their asses. As an establishment providing food, they are required BY LAW (In America at least) to uphold proper health code violations. The school and even the school district CAN be sued if their food is proven to be unhealthy to consume and they do nothing about it.  So PLEASE don’t just throw it away. TAKE THE EVIDENCE WITH YOU. 
maid: KEEP REFRIGERATED
 SELL BY
 1% LOWFAT MILK
 3-308
 Marva
 Maid re
 armer Owne
 100
 LOWFATMILK
 1% MILKFAT
 HALF PINT (236 ml
fangirltothefullest:

feliciakainzandtorishai:

thenamelessnarrator:

face-puncher:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pbj sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Our school would actually recycle pizza (it was pizza by definition only. However, it tasted and looked like cardboard with watery spaghetti sauce and the cheese you’d scrape off of a man’s ball-sack who hadn’t showered since 1989). If you didn’t eat the “pizza” from yesterday, they’d put a layer of new cheese on it, bake it again, and serve it to you. One time, I swear they re-cheesed/baked a pizza for a straight week until someone actually ate it. They were never seen again… If that sounds like I’m telling you a horror story, that’s because I am.

We had supposed french fries; it was legit very raw and cold potato fried in stale breading. Most of teh meat wasn’t actually what they said it was and if you asked what was in something just in case cause of allergies or religious beliefs, they would actually fucking give you detention for hurting the lunch peoples feelings.

Supposedly, our school served ‘spaghetti’ which looked more like cooked up worms [not kidding, they did NOT look like fucking noodles bitches] and the sauce was more of this meaty…tomato juice concoction and the parmesian cheese? That’s a fucking joke, it was nothing but powder! No, not like the stuff you get at the stores I mean it was like one of those baby powder type of thing, that’s how bad the parmesian was! Needless to say people got heartburn, and thrown up because of it. They still serve it.

ATTENTION PEOPLE: 
IF YOU FIND ANY EXPIRED/ROTTING FOOD IN YOUR SCHOOL YOU TAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND DEMAND THAT THE FOOD BE REPLACED FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS. IF THEY REFUSE TAKE THE EXPIRED FOOD TO THE SCHOOL DISTRICT AND THREATEN TO CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. 
My mother did this when I told her our school was serving expired milk- it hadn’t even turned yet, it was only a few days older than the expiration date and the school GOT IN TROUBLE with the school district. After that they NEVER served expired foods again because the health department came down HARD on their asses. As an establishment providing food, they are required BY LAW (In America at least) to uphold proper health code violations. The school and even the school district CAN be sued if their food is proven to be unhealthy to consume and they do nothing about it. 
So PLEASE don’t just throw it away. TAKE THE EVIDENCE WITH YOU. 

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