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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Cats: The 10O Most Beautiful Words in Ailurophile: A cat-lover emblage: A gathering. Becoming: Attr Beleaguer: To exhaust with attacks Brood: To think alone ng Bungalow: A small, cozy cottage Chatoyant: Like a cat's eye ely: Attractive Conflate: To blend together Cynosure: A focal point of admiration. Dalliance: A brief love affair Demesne: Dominion, territory Demure: Shy and reserved Denouement: The resolution of a mystery Desuetude: Disuse. Desultory: Slow, sluggish. Diaphanous: Filmy Dissemble ive Dulcet: Sweet, sugary. Ebullience: Bubbling enthusiasm. Effervescent: Bubbly Efflorescence: Flowering, blooming. Elision: Dropping a sound or syllable in a word r: Eloquence: Beauty and persuasion in speech. Embrocation: Rubbing on a lotion. Emollient: A softener Ephemeral: Short-lived Epiphany: A sudden revelation. Erstwhile: At one time, for a time Ethereal: Gaseous, invisible but detectable Evanescent: Vanishing quickly, lasting a very short time Evocative: Suggestive Fetching:Pretty Felicity: Pleasantness Forbearance: Withholding response to provocation. Fugacious: Fleeting hifty, sneaky Gambol: To skip or leap about joyfully Glamour: Beauty. Gossamer: The finest piece of thread, a spider's silk n: Harbinger: Messenger with news of the future Imbrication: Overlapping and forming a regular pattern. Imbroglio: An altercation or complicated situation. Imbue: To infuse, instill. Incipient: Beginning, in an early stage Ineffable: Unutterable, inexpressible Ingénue: A naive young woman. Inglenook: A cozy nook by the hearth. Insouciance: Blithe nonchalance Inure: To become jaded Labyrinthine: Twisting and turning Lagniappe: A special kind of gift. Lagoon: A small gulf or inlet. Languor: Listlessness, inactivity Lassitude: Weariness, listlessness. Lilt: To move musically or lively Lissome: Slender and graceful. Lithe: Slender and flexible. ve Mellifluous: Sweet sounding. Moiety: One of two equal parts. Mondegreen: A slip of the ear Murmurous: Murmuring Nemesis:An unconquerable archenemy Offing: The sea between the horizon and the offshore Onomatopoeia: A word that sounds like its meaning Opulent: Lush, luxuriant. Palimpsest: A manuscript written over earlier ones Panacea: A solution for all problems Panoply: A complete set. Pastiche: An art work combining materials from various sources. Penumbra: A half-shadow Petrichor: The smell of earth after rain. Plethora:A large quantity. Propinquity: An inclination. Pyrrhic: Successful with heavy losses. Quintessential: Most essential Ratatouille: A spicy French stew. Ravel: To knit or unknit. Redolent: Fragrant. Riparian: By the bank of a stream. Ripple: A very small wave Scintilla: A spark or very small thing Sempiternal: Eternal Seraglio: Rich, luxurious oriental palace or harem. Serendipity: Finding something nice while looking for something else Summery: Light, delicate or warm and sunny Sumptuous: Lush, luxurious. Surreptitious: Secretive, sneaky Susquehanna: A river in Pennsylvania Susurrous: Whispering, hissing Talisman: A good luck charm. Tintinnabulation: Tinkling. Umbrella: Protection from sun or rain. Untoward: Unseemly, inappropriate. Vestigial: In trace amounts Wafture: Waving Wherewithal: The means. Woebegone: Sorrowful, downcast THE META PICTURE laughoutloud-club: Beautiful English Words
Being Alone, Beautiful, and Cats: The 10O Most Beautiful
 Words in
 Ailurophile: A cat-lover
 emblage: A gathering.
 Becoming: Attr
 Beleaguer: To exhaust with attacks
 Brood: To think alone
 ng
 Bungalow: A small, cozy cottage
 Chatoyant: Like a cat's eye
 ely: Attractive
 Conflate: To blend together
 Cynosure: A focal point of admiration.
 Dalliance: A brief love affair
 Demesne: Dominion, territory
 Demure: Shy and reserved
 Denouement: The resolution of a mystery
 Desuetude: Disuse.
 Desultory: Slow, sluggish.
 Diaphanous: Filmy
 Dissemble
 ive
 Dulcet: Sweet, sugary.
 Ebullience: Bubbling enthusiasm.
 Effervescent: Bubbly
 Efflorescence: Flowering, blooming.
 Elision: Dropping a sound or syllable in a word
 r:
 Eloquence: Beauty and persuasion in speech.
 Embrocation: Rubbing on a lotion.
 Emollient: A softener
 Ephemeral: Short-lived
 Epiphany: A sudden revelation.
 Erstwhile: At one time, for a time
 Ethereal: Gaseous, invisible but detectable
 Evanescent: Vanishing quickly, lasting a very short time
 Evocative: Suggestive
 Fetching:Pretty
 Felicity: Pleasantness
 Forbearance: Withholding response to provocation.
 Fugacious: Fleeting
 hifty, sneaky
 Gambol: To skip or leap about joyfully
 Glamour: Beauty.
 Gossamer: The finest piece of thread, a spider's silk
 n:
 Harbinger: Messenger with news of the future
 Imbrication: Overlapping and forming a regular pattern.
 Imbroglio: An altercation or complicated situation.
 Imbue: To infuse, instill.
 Incipient: Beginning, in an early stage
 Ineffable: Unutterable, inexpressible
 Ingénue: A naive young woman.
 Inglenook: A cozy nook by the hearth.
 Insouciance: Blithe nonchalance
 Inure: To become jaded
 Labyrinthine: Twisting and turning
 Lagniappe: A special kind of gift.
 Lagoon: A small gulf or inlet.
 Languor: Listlessness, inactivity
 Lassitude: Weariness, listlessness.
 Lilt: To move musically or lively
 Lissome: Slender and graceful.
 Lithe: Slender and flexible.
 ve
 Mellifluous: Sweet sounding.
 Moiety: One of two equal parts.
 Mondegreen: A slip of the ear
 Murmurous: Murmuring
 Nemesis:An unconquerable archenemy
 Offing: The sea between the horizon and the offshore
 Onomatopoeia: A word that sounds like its meaning
 Opulent: Lush, luxuriant.
 Palimpsest: A manuscript written over earlier ones
 Panacea: A solution for all problems
 Panoply: A complete set.
 Pastiche: An art work combining materials from various sources.
 Penumbra: A half-shadow
 Petrichor: The smell of earth after rain.
 Plethora:A large quantity.
 Propinquity: An inclination.
 Pyrrhic: Successful with heavy losses.
 Quintessential: Most essential
 Ratatouille: A spicy French stew.
 Ravel: To knit or unknit.
 Redolent: Fragrant.
 Riparian: By the bank of a stream.
 Ripple: A very small wave
 Scintilla: A spark or very small thing
 Sempiternal: Eternal
 Seraglio: Rich, luxurious oriental palace or harem.
 Serendipity: Finding something nice while looking for something else
 Summery: Light, delicate or warm and sunny
 Sumptuous: Lush, luxurious.
 Surreptitious: Secretive, sneaky
 Susquehanna: A river in Pennsylvania
 Susurrous: Whispering, hissing
 Talisman: A good luck charm.
 Tintinnabulation: Tinkling.
 Umbrella: Protection from sun or rain.
 Untoward: Unseemly, inappropriate.
 Vestigial: In trace amounts
 Wafture: Waving
 Wherewithal: The means.
 Woebegone: Sorrowful, downcast
 THE META PICTURE
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Alive, Bad, and Definitely: Kayla, Aug 15, 9:06 AM PDT Hello Jacob, Thank you for reaching out to Lush Cosmetics! It is always wonderful to hear from customers - humans and vampires alike! I apologize if our use of garlic in the Cosmetic Warrior face mask gives you the wrong impression. We use garlic for its deep cleansing nature to help break down dirt and oil on the skin, leaving you feeling fresh. I completely understand it's not the ingredient most vampires should be reaching for We've always been an inclusive company and believe we should celebrate our differences! Even though vampires are by nature, dead, that doesn't mean their skin needs to reflect that! Perhaps they'd love our Scared Truth face mask which is made with fresh papaya to help get r skin glowing and looking well, alive!We even add in honey, and soya yogurt to soften and hydrate the skin. Just because you are immortal, doesn't mean you should have skin that reflects your actual age! While we may not see eye to eye with your diet, we can definitely help keep your skin from sucking (get it?). We know that vampires can sometimes get a bad reputation and that's stressful. Why not relax with one of our Twilight bath bombs? It is made with vampire friendly lavender essential oil and filled with sparkles! Vampires like sparkles, right? Kind regards, Your friends at Lush another-walter: okay so, me and a friend were talking about lush and they saw that one of their facemasks contained garlic as the main ingredient and we started to wonder if lush had like, something against vampires or something so i sent an email to lush askin if they r pro-vampire and they actually replied back lmao
Alive, Bad, and Definitely: Kayla, Aug 15, 9:06 AM PDT
 Hello Jacob,
 Thank you for reaching out to Lush Cosmetics!
 It is always wonderful to hear from customers - humans and vampires alike!
 I apologize if our use of garlic in the Cosmetic Warrior face mask gives you the wrong
 impression. We use garlic for its deep cleansing nature to help break down dirt and oil on the
 skin, leaving you feeling fresh. I completely understand it's not the ingredient most vampires
 should be reaching for
 We've always been an inclusive company and believe we should celebrate our differences!
 Even though vampires are by nature, dead, that doesn't mean their skin needs to reflect that!
 Perhaps they'd love our Scared Truth face mask which is made with fresh papaya to help get
 r skin glowing and looking well, alive!We even add in honey, and soya yogurt to soften and
 hydrate the skin. Just because you are immortal, doesn't mean you should have skin that
 reflects your actual age! While we may not see eye to eye with your diet, we can definitely help
 keep your skin from sucking (get it?).
 We know that vampires can sometimes get a bad reputation and that's stressful. Why not relax
 with one of our Twilight bath bombs? It is made with vampire friendly lavender essential oil and
 filled with sparkles! Vampires like sparkles, right?
 Kind regards,
 Your friends at Lush
another-walter:


okay so, me and a friend were talking about lush and they saw that one of their facemasks contained garlic as the main ingredient and we started to wonder if lush had like, something against vampires or something so i sent an email to lush askin if they r pro-vampire and they actually replied back lmao

another-walter: okay so, me and a friend were talking about lush and they saw that one of their facemasks contained garlic as the main ing...

Beautiful, Cats, and Crying: becausewritingandstuff: kitvinslakte: carbonated-water-offical: linkislost: sighinastorm: tooiconic: lafayettelabaguette: beasti: clarenecessities: sapphic-matriarchy: system-fail-ure: karinanotcinerina: retro-geek: ultrafacts: gatochick: ultrafacts: pizzaismylifepizzaisking: majikkant: ultrafacts: Source Video of Tama Follow Ultrafacts for more facts The picture in the background of the second one Tama is boss THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x] For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station. Beautiful. Now I’m crying thanks and a new cat was hired right? yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy she works very hard Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law. Law I’m crying at 11pm over train cats Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention. ^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama Yontama. a legacy what did santama do damnit Santama went on a diplomatic visit, and got diplomatic adopted. Santama showed up and the guy that was visited fell so in love with the cat that he adopted it, an so Santama is now living a happy life with a happy family in a nice lush home. Bless you for sharing that
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Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss



THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god.  She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.


Beautiful.


Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard


Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.


Law


I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.


a legacy 


what did santama do damnit


Santama went on a diplomatic visit, and got diplomatic adopted. Santama showed up and the guy that was visited fell so in love with the cat that he adopted it, an so Santama is now living a happy life with a happy family in a nice lush home.

Bless you for sharing that

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Moms, Too Much, and True: snorlaxatives who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss mattandjones lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict ceb3rus I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.l feel as though they'd be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties dreamnectar All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories alwaysasideways8 l think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they're used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks greenekangaroo this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash Source: snorlaxatives 1,590 points • 216 comments - Lush employees vs Bath and Body Works employees - IWSMT has amazing images, videos and anectodes to waste your time on
Moms, Too Much, and True: snorlaxatives
 who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath
 and body works employees??? discuss
 mattandjones
 lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian
 tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle
 and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict
 ceb3rus
 I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works
 employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack.
 Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with
 white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more
 used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.l feel as though
 they'd be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in
 technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of
 sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy
 casualties
 dreamnectar
 All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have
 extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale
 Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s
 and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have
 and still live to tell their stories
 alwaysasideways8
 l think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at
 straight melee since they're used to fighting in close quarters, whereas
 B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain
 and using ranged attacks
 greenekangaroo
 this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash
 Source: snorlaxatives
1,590 points • 216 comments - Lush employees vs Bath and Body Works employees - IWSMT has amazing images, videos and anectodes to waste your time on

1,590 points • 216 comments - Lush employees vs Bath and Body Works employees - IWSMT has amazing images, videos and anectodes to waste your...

Blade, Church, and Crazy: vinebox i'm so in love with this bath bomb pocmemes jojo @cloutboyjojoo i should get baptized with this in my pocket...the whole church gone go crazy World Champ JR E @HarlemGetsMoney Replying to @cloutboyjojoo **water turns black The church: cry is trash13 I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in haf Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small hamess under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade He volunteers to get baptised They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating Honestly. A mistake on their part I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story Source vinebox2 82,219 notes The Baptism of the Anti Christ (colourized, year unknown)
Blade, Church, and Crazy: vinebox
 i'm so in love with this bath bomb
 pocmemes
 jojo
 @cloutboyjojoo
 i should get baptized with this
 in my pocket...the whole church
 gone go crazy
 World Champ JR E
 @HarlemGetsMoney
 Replying to @cloutboyjojoo
 **water turns black
 The church:
 cry is trash13
 I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church
 baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he
 agreed
 He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her
 might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the
 black bath bombs, and cuts it in haf
 Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small hamess under his shirt
 that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade
 He volunteers to get baptised
 They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now
 the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly
 surprised to see him participating
 Honestly. A mistake
 on their part
 I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude
 was a chaos entity
 So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts
 to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the
 water and hisses at the priest
 Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church
 again
 So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story
 Source vinebox2
 82,219 notes
The Baptism of the Anti Christ (colourized, year unknown)

The Baptism of the Anti Christ (colourized, year unknown)

Beautiful, God, and Lottery: Hill I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, it's long, but worth it. And I swear to god I didn't alter any of this Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower's water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet. Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too Torolf," Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. "I need you." Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently Hilda looked at him expectantly. "Oh, sorry, she added. "Torolf, I need you sexually." At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolfs undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment. Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it. Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson's. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms! The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. "Torolf," she said softly, "there's something I have to tell you... But her bed was empty Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs DICK ANEURYSM GALLOPING ABS A beautiful piece of literature.
Beautiful, God, and Lottery: Hill
 I would like to share this beautiful passage
 with all of you, it's long, but worth it. And I
 swear to god I didn't alter any of this
 Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had
 been combed down her back in a wet swath
 Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet
 boobs still wet from the shower's water. She
 dried off the water with a towel, which then
 became wet.
 Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in
 her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open
 door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled
 abs and square jaw of the mysterious
 stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and
 spun around, her breasts swinging heavily
 with the momentum. She grabbed the door
 She saw herself and Torolf happy together,
 bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch
 got all warm, too
 Torolf," Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining
 with desire. "I need you." Torolf, coarse abs
 pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently
 Hilda looked at him expectantly. "Oh, sorry,
 she added. "Torolf, I need you sexually."
 At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed
 his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself
 being guided to her soft bed by the sheer
 force of Torolfs undulating midsection. She
 parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the
 soft pink petals of her clunge
 Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His
 engorged pecker pushed inside her and she
 felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
 Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust
 and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy
 love mountains hurled to and fro with each
 pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower
 that was opening and somebody was pushing
 their dick inside it.
 Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and
 suffered from dick Parkinson's. He pumped
 in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda
 spasmed with so many orgasms!
 The two lay still for a moment as the stinky
 scent of lovemaking billowed around the
 room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering
 with orgasm. She glowed with contentment,
 like a cat who ate the cream of the crop
 She walked across the room and picked up
 her towel, still wet with shower water. "Torolf,"
 she said softly, "there's something I have to
 tell you...
 But her bed was empty
 Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom
 window. In the distance, Hilda heard the
 fading sound of galloping abs
 DICK
 ANEURYSM
 GALLOPING ABS
A beautiful piece of literature.

A beautiful piece of literature.