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Bitch, Crime, and Driving: did you know? In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. PHOTO: SWINGLECOLLINS DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM trapqueenkoopa: futureevilscientist: thespectacularspider-girl: lewmzi: prochoice-or-gtfo: alternian-neverland: redbloodedamerica: did-you-kno: In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. Source This is what “equality” looks like in that liberal fairy tale land of Finland.  They punish you proportionately to how successful you are.  Sounds really “fair.” Except… it is fair? Because it’s proportionate. I don’t get what’s difficult about that. An impoverished person paying $400 dollar fine isn’t the same as a millionaire paying the same amount. For the poor person, $400 dollars could mean starving. Would you really claim it would have the same consequence for a rich man? Would it even be noticeable to him, while the absence of food in their stomach would be glaring to a poorer man? Would it be fair for a man to starve for the same crime as a man that would be having a three course meal? By taking income into account, it allows the impoverished able to still survive while paying any fines they may incur. And, ultimately, while $100,000 dollars would be noticeable to a millionaire, they would still get by. And, assuming the law is properly implemented, they would be paying the same equivalent of their yearly income that a poorer person would. That’s what makes it fair. They would be impacted the same way - but you are looking at the amount rather than the equation. Also, it’s important to make sure that even the rich would pause at the cost of a fine. They need to fear the law just as a poor man does.  Oh no… rich people facing fines that might actually make them consider not doing illegal things because the punishments might actually hurt them… how unfair…-V Finnish person here. Our speeding ticket system owns and only people who bitch about them are people who wanna break the laws - the loudest whiners are the rich people who think they can just pay their way out of trouble and that’s why we have laws like that. 400 dollar ticket. Person making 10 dollars an hour: “Fuck, I better slow down” Millionaire driving a Jaguar: “LOL 400 DOLLARS, FUCK THAT, NYOOM” Compared to a proportional ticket. Person making 10 dollars an hour and must pay 400 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.” Millionaire who must pay 100,000 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.” Like wtf. Some people have been so brainwashed by capitalism and worship of the rich that they literally can’t tell the difference between fairness and unfairness anymore. It IS fair. The fact that it flies in the status quo so much should make you think about that status quo. I can’t believe they tried to rationalize that it wasn’t fair it’s literally the fairest way to assign a ticket wtf.
Bitch, Crime, and Driving: did you know?
 In Finland, speeding tickets
 are calculated based on your
 income - causing some Finnish
 millionaires to pay fines of
 over $100,000.
 PHOTO: SWINGLECOLLINS
 DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM
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In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000.   Source

This is what “equality” looks like in that liberal fairy tale land of Finland.  They punish you proportionately to how successful you are.  Sounds really “fair.”

Except… it is fair? Because it’s proportionate. I don’t get what’s difficult about that. An impoverished person paying $400 dollar fine isn’t the same as a millionaire paying the same amount. For the poor person, $400 dollars could mean starving. Would you really claim it would have the same consequence for a rich man? Would it even be noticeable to him, while the absence of food in their stomach would be glaring to a poorer man? Would it be fair for a man to starve for the same crime as a man that would be having a three course meal?
By taking income into account, it allows the impoverished able to still survive while paying any fines they may incur. And, ultimately, while $100,000 dollars would be noticeable to a millionaire, they would still get by. And, assuming the law is properly implemented, they would be paying the same equivalent of their yearly income that a poorer person would. That’s what makes it fair. They would be impacted the same way - but you are looking at the amount rather than the equation.
Also, it’s important to make sure that even the rich would pause at the cost of a fine. They need to fear the law just as a poor man does. 

Oh no… rich people facing fines that might actually make them consider not doing illegal things because the punishments might actually hurt them… how unfair…-V

Finnish person here. Our speeding ticket system owns and only people who bitch about them are people who wanna break the laws - the loudest whiners are the rich people who think they can just pay their way out of trouble and that’s why we have laws like that.

400 dollar ticket.
Person making 10 dollars an hour: “Fuck, I better slow down”
Millionaire driving a Jaguar: “LOL 400 DOLLARS, FUCK THAT, NYOOM”
Compared to a proportional ticket.
Person making 10 dollars an hour and must pay 400 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.”
Millionaire who must pay 100,000 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.”

Like wtf. Some people have been so brainwashed by capitalism and worship of the rich that they literally can’t tell the difference between fairness and unfairness anymore.
It IS fair. The fact that it flies in the status quo so much should make you think about that status quo.

I can’t believe they tried to rationalize that it wasn’t fair it’s literally the fairest way to assign a ticket wtf.

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Fake, God, and Love: HOW ABOUT& 3. Pavane Gently 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerplwithabox vivelafat prokopetz fficialdeadparrot greltholmes eisajen gunslingerannie justkeepsalmm dean and-his-ple fororchestra musisalmelody Fun Story My drector kept teling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer No matter what we did, it wasn't soft enough for him So getting frustrated, Itold my buddy "Dot play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect To my readers 'p' means quiet pp means realy quiet Tve never seen ppop before haha On the contrast. T means loud and t probably means so loud you go unconscious I had in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physicaly possible without faling off my char. Me and my trombone buddies had and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fel out of tis chair The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of ar you have to move and the stiftness of the reed means t only has two setings and that is loud and louder, wth an optional LOUDEST that inclades a 60% probatility of HORRBLE CRONKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school we got a new piece handed out for the frst time, and there was a strange itle commotion back in the tuba section- whispering, and poineing at something in the music, and swalting at each other's hands a shhh dont cal atenion to t And athough they did atract the atention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band drector, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said AE right let's run through it up to section A And here we ae, cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dan't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is Jled goging Ireeeseealy deep breath COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn't even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sot of uhy gesture h unison, the tuba players defend themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al that is holy uhy would you put it in a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Julkus Fuck and we saw this efafinDaPa frert f ren which is 8 fortes We were shocked untl EPFAEEFEB ERFE cranra har is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy Take a good look-that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julus idontgivaFucik More ke Julus Fuckit wwwA tHIME EVE N THE LAST 1W0 stESDMY GOD 247 WHTHE cop D AM O PET DOYcu waT FCNG DHAEING7O YOUR CONCERT CASE CUES w AT WHAT YOURE ONG TO GET UCNPoLE IN O AEGONG O DEL FUCKWSTHAT W THE ACT pianissississimo
Fake, God, and Love: HOW ABOUT&
 3. Pavane
 Gently 76
 soft mallets
 PPPP
 JUST DON'T PLAY
 minfood
 ustamerplwithabox
 vivelafat
 prokopetz
 fficialdeadparrot
 greltholmes
 eisajen
 gunslingerannie
 justkeepsalmm
 dean and-his-ple
 fororchestra
 musisalmelody
 Fun Story My drector
 kept teling me and my
 tenor sax buddy to play
 softer No matter what
 we did, it wasn't soft
 enough for him So
 getting frustrated, Itold
 my buddy "Dot play
 this time Just fake
 Our Band Director then
 informed us we
 sounded perfect
 To my readers 'p' means
 quiet pp means realy
 quiet Tve never seen
 ppop before haha
 On the contrast. T means
 loud and t probably
 means so loud you go
 unconscious
 I had in a piece once and my
 conductor told me to play as
 loudy as physicaly possible
 without faling off my char.
 Me and my trombone buddies had
 and he sat next to me and
 played so hard that he fel out of tis
 chair
 The lengths we go for music
 Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and
 the amount of ar you have to move and
 the stiftness of the reed means t only
 has two setings and that is loud and
 louder, wth an optional LOUDEST that
 inclades a 60% probatility of HORRBLE
 CRONKING NOISE which is the bass
 equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet
 shriek
 One day, when I was in concert band in high
 school we got a new piece handed out for the
 frst time, and there was a strange itle
 commotion back in the tuba section-
 whispering, and poineing at something in the
 music, and swalting at each other's hands a
 shhh dont cal atenion to t And athough
 they did atract the atention of basically
 everyone else in the band, they managed to
 avoid being noticed by the band drector, who
 gave us a few minutes to look over our parts
 and then said AE right let's run through it up
 to section A
 And here we ae, cheerfuly playing along
 sounding reasonably competent-but
 everyone, when they have the attention to
 spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players
 They dan't come in for the first eight
 measures or so, and then when they do
 come in, what we see is
 Jled goging
 Ireeeseealy deep breath
 COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE
 The entire band stops dead, in the
 cacophonous kind of way that a band stops
 when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The
 band director doesn't even say anything just
 looks straight back at the tubas and makes a
 helpless sot of uhy gesture
 h unison, the tuba players defend
 themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS
 FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking
 for any instrument, but for the love of al that
 is holy uhy would you put it in a tuba part
 This is the best band post
 Everyone else go home
 Oh man so I play trombone, and we got this piece
 caled Florentiner Marsch by Julkus Fuck and we saw
 this
 efafinDaPa
 frert f ren
 which is 8 fortes We were shocked untl
 EPFAEEFEB
 ERFE
 cranra
 har is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
 Who does that?
 This guy Take a good look-that is the moustache of a
 man with nothing to lose
 Julus idontgivaFucik
 More ke Julus Fuckit
 wwwA tHIME EVE N THE LAST 1W0 stESDMY GOD
 247 WHTHE cop D AM O PET DOYcu waT FCNG
 DHAEING7O YOUR CONCERT CASE CUES w AT
 WHAT YOURE ONG TO GET
 UCNPoLE IN O AEGONG O DEL
 FUCKWSTHAT
 W
 THE ACT
pianissississimo

pianissississimo

Fake, Love, and Music: HOW ABOUT 3. Pavane Gently 76 soft mallets PPPP IJUST DON'T PLAY Masic Publ sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”  Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.  To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha. On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair… Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair. The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek. One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.” And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [stifled giggling] [reeeeeeally deep breath] [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture. In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.” FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part. This is the best band post  Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose. Julius IdontgivaFucik More like Julius Fuckit Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
Fake, Love, and Music: HOW ABOUT
 3. Pavane
 Gently 76
 soft mallets
 PPPP
 IJUST DON'T PLAY
 Masic Publ
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prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

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Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

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Bitch, Crime, and Driving: did you know? In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. PHOTO: SWINGLECOLLINS DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM futureevilscientist: thespectacularspider-girl: lewmzi: prochoice-or-gtfo: alternian-neverland: redbloodedamerica: did-you-kno: In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. Source This is what “equality” looks like in that liberal fairy tale land of Finland.  They punish you proportionately to how successful you are.  Sounds really “fair.” Except… it is fair? Because it’s proportionate. I don’t get what’s difficult about that. An impoverished person paying $400 dollar fine isn’t the same as a millionaire paying the same amount. For the poor person, $400 dollars could mean starving. Would you really claim it would have the same consequence for a rich man? Would it even be noticeable to him, while the absence of food in their stomach would be glaring to a poorer man? Would it be fair for a man to starve for the same crime as a man that would be having a three course meal? By taking income into account, it allows the impoverished able to still survive while paying any fines they may incur. And, ultimately, while $100,000 dollars would be noticeable to a millionaire, they would still get by. And, assuming the law is properly implemented, they would be paying the same equivalent of their yearly income that a poorer person would. That’s what makes it fair. They would be impacted the same way - but you are looking at the amount rather than the equation. Also, it’s important to make sure that even the rich would pause at the cost of a fine. They need to fear the law just as a poor man does.  Oh no… rich people facing fines that might actually make them consider not doing illegal things because the punishments might actually hurt them… how unfair…-V Finnish person here. Our speeding ticket system owns and only people who bitch about them are people who wanna break the laws - the loudest whiners are the rich people who think they can just pay their way out of trouble and that’s why we have laws like that. 400 dollar ticket. Person making 10 dollars an hour: “Fuck, I better slow down” Millionaire driving a Jaguar: “LOL 400 DOLLARS, FUCK THAT, NYOOM” Compared to a proportional ticket. Person making 10 dollars an hour and must pay 400 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.” Millionaire who must pay 100,000 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.” Like wtf. Some people have been so brainwashed by capitalism and worship of the rich that they literally can’t tell the difference between fairness and unfairness anymore. It IS fair. The fact that it flies in the status quo so much should make you think about that status quo.
Bitch, Crime, and Driving: did you know?
 In Finland, speeding tickets
 are calculated based on your
 income - causing some Finnish
 millionaires to pay fines of
 over $100,000.
 PHOTO: SWINGLECOLLINS
 DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM
futureevilscientist:
thespectacularspider-girl:

lewmzi:

prochoice-or-gtfo:

alternian-neverland:

redbloodedamerica:

did-you-kno:

In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000.   Source

This is what “equality” looks like in that liberal fairy tale land of Finland.  They punish you proportionately to how successful you are.  Sounds really “fair.”

Except… it is fair? Because it’s proportionate. I don’t get what’s difficult about that. An impoverished person paying $400 dollar fine isn’t the same as a millionaire paying the same amount. For the poor person, $400 dollars could mean starving. Would you really claim it would have the same consequence for a rich man? Would it even be noticeable to him, while the absence of food in their stomach would be glaring to a poorer man? Would it be fair for a man to starve for the same crime as a man that would be having a three course meal?
By taking income into account, it allows the impoverished able to still survive while paying any fines they may incur. And, ultimately, while $100,000 dollars would be noticeable to a millionaire, they would still get by. And, assuming the law is properly implemented, they would be paying the same equivalent of their yearly income that a poorer person would. That’s what makes it fair. They would be impacted the same way - but you are looking at the amount rather than the equation.
Also, it’s important to make sure that even the rich would pause at the cost of a fine. They need to fear the law just as a poor man does. 

Oh no… rich people facing fines that might actually make them consider not doing illegal things because the punishments might actually hurt them… how unfair…-V

Finnish person here. Our speeding ticket system owns and only people who bitch about them are people who wanna break the laws - the loudest whiners are the rich people who think they can just pay their way out of trouble and that’s why we have laws like that.

400 dollar ticket.
Person making 10 dollars an hour: “Fuck, I better slow down”
Millionaire driving a Jaguar: “LOL 400 DOLLARS, FUCK THAT, NYOOM”
Compared to a proportional ticket.
Person making 10 dollars an hour and must pay 400 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.”
Millionaire who must pay 100,000 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.”

Like wtf. Some people have been so brainwashed by capitalism and worship of the rich that they literally can’t tell the difference between fairness and unfairness anymore.
It IS fair. The fact that it flies in the status quo so much should make you think about that status quo.

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Fake, God, and Love: HOW ABOUT& 3. Pavane Gently 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerplwithabox vivelafat prokopetz fficialdeadparrot greltholmes eisajen gunslingerannie justkeepsalmm dean and-his-ple fororchestra musisalmelody Fun Story My drector kept teling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer No matter what we did, it wasn't soft enough for him So getting frustrated, Itold my buddy "Dot play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect To my readers 'p' means quiet pp means realy quiet Tve never seen ppop before haha On the contrast. T means loud and t probably means so loud you go unconscious I had in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physicaly possible without faling off my char. Me and my trombone buddies had and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fel out of tis chair The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of ar you have to move and the stiftness of the reed means t only has two setings and that is loud and louder, wth an optional LOUDEST that inclades a 60% probatility of HORRBLE CRONKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school we got a new piece handed out for the frst time, and there was a strange itle commotion back in the tuba section- whispering, and poineing at something in the music, and swalting at each other's hands a shhh dont cal atenion to t And athough they did atract the atention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band drector, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said AE right let's run through it up to section A And here we ae, cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dan't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is Jled goging Ireeeseealy deep breath COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn't even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sot of uhy gesture h unison, the tuba players defend themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al that is holy uhy would you put it in a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Julkus Fuck and we saw this efafinDaPa frert f ren which is 8 fortes We were shocked untl EPFAEEFEB ERFE cranra har is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy Take a good look-that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julus idontgivaFucik More ke Julus Fuckit wwwA tHIME EVE N THE LAST 1W0 stESDMY GOD 247 WHTHE cop D AM O PET DOYcu waT FCNG DHAEING7O YOUR CONCERT CASE CUES w AT WHAT YOURE ONG TO GET UCNPoLE IN O AEGONG O DEL FUCKWSTHAT W THE ACT Loud Band Geeks
Fake, God, and Love: HOW ABOUT&
 3. Pavane
 Gently 76
 soft mallets
 PPPP
 JUST DON'T PLAY
 minfood
 ustamerplwithabox
 vivelafat
 prokopetz
 fficialdeadparrot
 greltholmes
 eisajen
 gunslingerannie
 justkeepsalmm
 dean and-his-ple
 fororchestra
 musisalmelody
 Fun Story My drector
 kept teling me and my
 tenor sax buddy to play
 softer No matter what
 we did, it wasn't soft
 enough for him So
 getting frustrated, Itold
 my buddy "Dot play
 this time Just fake
 Our Band Director then
 informed us we
 sounded perfect
 To my readers 'p' means
 quiet pp means realy
 quiet Tve never seen
 ppop before haha
 On the contrast. T means
 loud and t probably
 means so loud you go
 unconscious
 I had in a piece once and my
 conductor told me to play as
 loudy as physicaly possible
 without faling off my char.
 Me and my trombone buddies had
 and he sat next to me and
 played so hard that he fel out of tis
 chair
 The lengths we go for music
 Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and
 the amount of ar you have to move and
 the stiftness of the reed means t only
 has two setings and that is loud and
 louder, wth an optional LOUDEST that
 inclades a 60% probatility of HORRBLE
 CRONKING NOISE which is the bass
 equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet
 shriek
 One day, when I was in concert band in high
 school we got a new piece handed out for the
 frst time, and there was a strange itle
 commotion back in the tuba section-
 whispering, and poineing at something in the
 music, and swalting at each other's hands a
 shhh dont cal atenion to t And athough
 they did atract the atention of basically
 everyone else in the band, they managed to
 avoid being noticed by the band drector, who
 gave us a few minutes to look over our parts
 and then said AE right let's run through it up
 to section A
 And here we ae, cheerfuly playing along
 sounding reasonably competent-but
 everyone, when they have the attention to
 spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players
 They dan't come in for the first eight
 measures or so, and then when they do
 come in, what we see is
 Jled goging
 Ireeeseealy deep breath
 COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE
 The entire band stops dead, in the
 cacophonous kind of way that a band stops
 when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The
 band director doesn't even say anything just
 looks straight back at the tubas and makes a
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 for any instrument, but for the love of al that
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 Everyone else go home
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Loud Band Geeks

Loud Band Geeks

Advice, Fake, and Fucking: HOW ABOUT. Prune Gently - 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerpiwithabox vivelafat prokopetz offisialdeadparrot grellholmes elsajeni gunslingerannie justtkeepcalmm dean-and-his-ple fororchestra musisalmelody Fun Story. My director kept teling me and my tenor sax budy to play softer No matter what we did, it wasnt soft enough for him So getting frustrated I told my buddy "Dort play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. To my readers: "p' means quiet. pp' means really quiet Ive never seen "pppp' before haha On the contrast, T means Joud and probably means so loud you go unconscious Ihad in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physicaly possible without faling off my char. Me and my trombone buddes had " and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stifness of the reed means t only has two setings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probatility of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section- whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands all shhh dont cal attention to And although they did atract the attention of basically y everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, "Al right, let's run through it up to section A And here we are, cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent- but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: (safled gigging Ireeeeeeally deep breath ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE) The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture h unison, the tuba plavers defend themselves "THERE WERE FOUR F'S FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al that is holy why would you put t in a fuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Juus Fucik, and we saw this PisP&Pis@+@ysP+Pịa trju0«Du©=0 ISTPEN HSen frenif which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, cranoran UR шНИЕТУ that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julus idontgivafucik More lke Julus Fuckt wHAT IS THIS VE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORES OH MY GOD 24 WHT IS THE GOD DAMN POINT I AM SO UPSET DO YOU WANT FUCKING CHNA LISTENING TO YOUR CONCERT DECAUSE GUESS WHAT THAT IS WHAT YOURE GONG TO GET FUCKONG PEDPLE IN CHNA ARE GOING TO BE LICE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT Found this masterpiece among my favouritesadvice-animal.tumblr.com
Advice, Fake, and Fucking: HOW ABOUT. Prune
 Gently - 76
 soft mallets
 PPPP
 JUST DON'T PLAY
 minfood
 ustamerpiwithabox
 vivelafat
 prokopetz
 offisialdeadparrot
 grellholmes
 elsajeni
 gunslingerannie
 justtkeepcalmm
 dean-and-his-ple
 fororchestra
 musisalmelody
 Fun Story. My director
 kept teling me and my
 tenor sax budy to play
 softer No matter what
 we did, it wasnt soft
 enough for him So
 getting frustrated I told
 my buddy "Dort play
 this time Just fake
 Our Band Director then
 informed us we
 sounded perfect.
 To my readers: "p' means
 quiet. pp' means really
 quiet Ive never seen
 "pppp' before haha
 On the contrast, T means
 Joud and probably
 means so loud you go
 unconscious
 Ihad in a piece once and my
 conductor told me to play as
 loudy as physicaly possible
 without faling off my char.
 Me and my trombone buddes had
 " and he sat next to me and
 played so hard that he fell out of his
 chair
 The lengths we go for music.
 Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and
 the amount of air you have to move and
 the stifness of the reed means t only
 has two setings and that is loud and
 louder, with an optional LOUDEST that
 includes a 50% probatility of HORRIBLE
 CROAKING NOISE which is the bass
 equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet
 shriek
 One day, when I was in concert band in high
 school, we got a new piece handed out for the
 first time, and there was a strange little
 commotion back in the tuba section-
 whispering, and pointing at something in the
 music, and swatting at each other's hands all
 shhh dont cal attention to And although
 they did atract the attention of basically
 y
 everyone else in the band, they managed to
 avoid being noticed by the band director, who
 gave us a few minutes to look over our parts
 and then said, "Al right, let's run through it up
 to section A
 And here we are, cheerfuly playing along
 sounding reasonably competent- but
 everyone, when they have the attention to
 spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players.
 They don't come in for the first eight
 measures or so, and then when they do
 come in, what we see is:
 (safled gigging
 Ireeeeeeally deep breath
 ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE)
 The entire band stops dead, in the
 cacophonous kind of way that a band stops
 when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The
 band director doesnt even say anything just
 looks straight back at the tubas and makes a
 helpless sort of why gesture
 h unison, the tuba plavers defend
 themselves "THERE WERE FOUR F'S
 FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking
 for any instrument, but for the love of al that
 is holy why would you put t in a fuba part
 This is the best band post
 Everyone else go home
 Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece
 caled Florentiner Marsch by Juus Fucik, and we saw
 this
 PisP&Pis@+@ysP+Pịa trju0«Du©=0
 ISTPEN HSen
 frenif
 which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
 cranoran
 UR шНИЕТУ
 that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
 Who does that?
 This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a
 man with nothing to lose
 Julus idontgivafucik
 More lke Julus Fuckt
 wHAT IS THIS VE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORES OH MY GOD
 24 WHT IS THE GOD DAMN POINT I AM SO UPSET DO YOU WANT FUCKING
 CHNA LISTENING TO YOUR CONCERT DECAUSE GUESS WHAT THAT IS
 WHAT YOURE GONG TO GET
 FUCKONG PEDPLE IN CHNA ARE GOING TO BE LICE WHAT THE ACTUAL
 FUCK WAS THAT
Found this masterpiece among my favouritesadvice-animal.tumblr.com

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