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Friends, Head, and Party: It's 2013, you get off school at 2:15 and
head home, you turn on your Xbox 360,
you sit down, put on your headset, join a
party with all your friends, you start up BO2,
all your friends join your lobby, it's double
XP weekend, and you got nothing but time.
HIJACKED
INTERNATIONAL WATERS
FREE-FOR-ALL
The FHJ-18 AA launcher can lock on to UAVs,helicopters and other aircraft.
The good ol’ days.. 😂😭 https://t.co/9thytImJX8
![Friends, Head, and Party: It's 2013, you get off school at 2:15 and
head home, you turn on your Xbox 360,
you sit down, put on your headset, join a
party with all your friends, you start up BO2,
all your friends join your lobby, it's double
XP weekend, and you got nothing but time.
HIJACKED
INTERNATIONAL WATERS
FREE-FOR-ALL
The FHJ-18 AA launcher can lock on to UAVs,helicopters and other aircraft.
The good ol’ days.. 😂😭 https://t.co/9thytImJX8]()
The good ol’ days.. 😂😭 https://t.co/9thytImJX8
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: hamsburger:
so i heard gen:lock has a canonically genderfluid character
![Target, Tumblr, and Blog: hamsburger:
so i heard gen:lock has a canonically genderfluid character]()
hamsburger: so i heard gen:lock has a canonically genderfluid character
Best Friend, Friends, and Anonymous: Anonymous
02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021
>be me, 17f and in treatmen and
recovery from rape
>walking through petco to pick up
crickets for my friends pet lizard
>lock eyes with this cat in the
adoption area
>she presses her paw up to the
570 KB JPG
glass
>cryinginpublic.jpg
>I impulsively adopt her
>two months later, sucidal thoughts almost
nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again
>cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side
when I'm home and encourages me to get out of
bed in the morning
Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2N1zfJC
![Best Friend, Friends, and Anonymous: Anonymous
02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021
>be me, 17f and in treatmen and
recovery from rape
>walking through petco to pick up
crickets for my friends pet lizard
>lock eyes with this cat in the
adoption area
>she presses her paw up to the
570 KB JPG
glass
>cryinginpublic.jpg
>I impulsively adopt her
>two months later, sucidal thoughts almost
nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again
>cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side
when I'm home and encourages me to get out of
bed in the morning
Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2N1zfJC]()
Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2N1zfJC
Best Friend, Friends, and Anonymous: Anonymous
02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021
>be me, 17f and in treatmen and
recovery from rape
>walking through petco to pick up
crickets for my friends pet lizard
>lock eyes with this cat in the
adoption area
>she presses her paw up to the
570 KB JPG
glass
>cryinginpublic.jpg
>I impulsively adopt her
>two months later, sucidal thoughts almost
nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again
>cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side
when I'm home and encourages me to get out of
bed in the morning
Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
Wholesome greentext
![Best Friend, Friends, and Anonymous: Anonymous
02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021
>be me, 17f and in treatmen and
recovery from rape
>walking through petco to pick up
crickets for my friends pet lizard
>lock eyes with this cat in the
adoption area
>she presses her paw up to the
570 KB JPG
glass
>cryinginpublic.jpg
>I impulsively adopt her
>two months later, sucidal thoughts almost
nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again
>cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side
when I'm home and encourages me to get out of
bed in the morning
Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
Wholesome greentext]()
Wholesome greentext
Dank, Pop, and Twitter: ugly popcorn
@awwwBritt
I miss the knees I had when Pop, Lock,
and Drop it first came out
Now "pop" and "lock" could DESCRIBE my knees.
(via Twitter.com/awwwBritt)
![Dank, Pop, and Twitter: ugly popcorn
@awwwBritt
I miss the knees I had when Pop, Lock,
and Drop it first came out
Now "pop" and "lock" could DESCRIBE my knees.
(via Twitter.com/awwwBritt)]()
Now "pop" and "lock" could DESCRIBE my knees. (via Twitter.com/awwwBritt)
Bad, Clothes, and God: >Be trans, still in the closet
>Playing around with make up
>Mom comes in without warning, forgot to lock my door
>she takes the lipstick from me, assume the worst and try to apologise
>She grabs my face and finishes my lips
>tells me "I don't mind having a daughter-
We're going clothes shopping next weekend, maybe life isn't so bad
oh my god 3
![Bad, Clothes, and God: >Be trans, still in the closet
>Playing around with make up
>Mom comes in without warning, forgot to lock my door
>she takes the lipstick from me, assume the worst and try to apologise
>She grabs my face and finishes my lips
>tells me "I don't mind having a daughter-
We're going clothes shopping next weekend, maybe life isn't so bad
oh my god 3]()
oh my god 3
Head, Phone, and Weird: BuzzFeed
@BuzzFeed
32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have
You Nodding In Agreement Or Shaking Your
Head In Confusion
braydin paul
@braydinpaul
Follow
After I set my alarm and lock my phone
if I don't hear the lock sound, I unlock
my phone, check the volume, then lock
it again just to hear the lock sound or
else l'll be scared that my alarm won't
go off in the morning.
32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have You Nodding In Agreement Or Sh...
"When I'm in the car, I talk to myself as if I'm being interviewed."
buzzfeed.com
This you or nah? Link in bio.
![Head, Phone, and Weird: BuzzFeed
@BuzzFeed
32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have
You Nodding In Agreement Or Shaking Your
Head In Confusion
braydin paul
@braydinpaul
Follow
After I set my alarm and lock my phone
if I don't hear the lock sound, I unlock
my phone, check the volume, then lock
it again just to hear the lock sound or
else l'll be scared that my alarm won't
go off in the morning.
32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have You Nodding In Agreement Or Sh...
"When I'm in the car, I talk to myself as if I'm being interviewed."
buzzfeed.com
This you or nah? Link in bio.]()
This you or nah? Link in bio.
Tumblr, Blog, and Got: "Mylanyard got caught on the knob and my
keysswung inside the door as I closed it. This
hasto bethe stupidest possible way to lock
yourself out."
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:
Probably The Dumbest Way To Lock Yourself Out
![Tumblr, Blog, and Got: "Mylanyard got caught on the knob and my
keysswung inside the door as I closed it. This
hasto bethe stupidest possible way to lock
yourself out."
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:
Probably The Dumbest Way To Lock Yourself Out]()
epicjohndoe: Probably The Dumbest Way To Lock Yourself Out
Tumblr, Blog, and Got: "Mylanyard got caught on the knob and my
keysswung inside the door as I closed it. This
hasto bethe stupidest possible way to lock
yourself out."
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:
Probably The Dumbest Way To Lock Yourself Out
![Tumblr, Blog, and Got: "Mylanyard got caught on the knob and my
keysswung inside the door as I closed it. This
hasto bethe stupidest possible way to lock
yourself out."
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:
Probably The Dumbest Way To Lock Yourself Out]()
epicjohndoe: Probably The Dumbest Way To Lock Yourself Out
Crazy, Jesus, and Shit: Hey, Lee.
You know how to pick a lock, right?
No! Why would you say that?
Oh you are NOT saying
what I think you're saying
Well. You're...you know...urban?
Crazy shit just comes out of
Jesus, man! i'm from Florida!my mouth sometimes. Sorry
This is probably my favorite conversation Lee and Kenny had in The Walking Dead: Season One https://t.co/KTNDxfV6va
![Crazy, Jesus, and Shit: Hey, Lee.
You know how to pick a lock, right?
No! Why would you say that?
Oh you are NOT saying
what I think you're saying
Well. You're...you know...urban?
Crazy shit just comes out of
Jesus, man! i'm from Florida!my mouth sometimes. Sorry
This is probably my favorite conversation Lee and Kenny had in The Walking Dead: Season One https://t.co/KTNDxfV6va]()
This is probably my favorite conversation Lee and Kenny had in The Walking Dead: Season One https://t.co/KTNDxfV6va
Click, Memes, and Sex: My friend is teaching elementary
schoolers about sex Ed and she typed
their questions out andddd
If you intercourse longer
is the baby born bigger?
Are you sure that somebody
knows how to get that
baby out of there?
When the PENISE is put
into the VIRGINIA, does
it slide in quietly or click
like a key in a lock?
I'm sure my mother never
had nothing to do with
maybe my father?
I know that
takes
Wouldn't it be just as
good if a boy had a baby
for a change?
24 hours. My question is
how do you stay awake?
These are also gems
Isn't there some other
way to have a baby?
Why do you have sex?
sailorbrazil:
blvckgeezus:
muvatrillow:
positive-memes:
Elementary schoolers asking the real questions.
Click.
Intercoursing
you know they make some good points
![Click, Memes, and Sex: My friend is teaching elementary
schoolers about sex Ed and she typed
their questions out andddd
If you intercourse longer
is the baby born bigger?
Are you sure that somebody
knows how to get that
baby out of there?
When the PENISE is put
into the VIRGINIA, does
it slide in quietly or click
like a key in a lock?
I'm sure my mother never
had nothing to do with
maybe my father?
I know that
takes
Wouldn't it be just as
good if a boy had a baby
for a change?
24 hours. My question is
how do you stay awake?
These are also gems
Isn't there some other
way to have a baby?
Why do you have sex?
sailorbrazil:
blvckgeezus:
muvatrillow:
positive-memes:
Elementary schoolers asking the real questions.
Click.
Intercoursing
you know they make some good points]()
sailorbrazil: blvckgeezus: muvatrillow: positive-memes: Elementary schoolers asking the real questions. Click. Intercoursing you kn...
Fucking, Life, and Love: SHE FOUND A WAY AROUND THE LOCK I
GUESS
mindlessly-reblogging-life:
the-slap-cave:
rat-rider:
gamecubeeater:
stealthboy:
stealthboy:
i cannot fucking believe this
update: tried to lock both sides
so she just fucking broke it
strong motherfucker
what a fucking monster. I love this bean
She has so many important things to say and nobody can hold her back
LET 👏 HER 👏 IN 👏
![Fucking, Life, and Love: SHE FOUND A WAY AROUND THE LOCK I
GUESS
mindlessly-reblogging-life:
the-slap-cave:
rat-rider:
gamecubeeater:
stealthboy:
stealthboy:
i cannot fucking believe this
update: tried to lock both sides
so she just fucking broke it
strong motherfucker
what a fucking monster. I love this bean
She has so many important things to say and nobody can hold her back
LET 👏 HER 👏 IN 👏]()
mindlessly-reblogging-life: the-slap-cave: rat-rider: gamecubeeater: stealthboy: stealthboy: i cannot fucking believe this update: trie...
Fuck You, Hoe, and Pussy: Top 5 Pussy:
1. Mismatched ankle socks pussy
2. My door don't lock so we jumpin at
every noise pussy
3. That hairy pussy
4. That don't drink my son juices up
pussy
5. She wanna fuck you more than you
wanna fuck her pussy
Honorable Mention: That hoe pussy
That Demon Coochie. 👍🏾💯
![Fuck You, Hoe, and Pussy: Top 5 Pussy:
1. Mismatched ankle socks pussy
2. My door don't lock so we jumpin at
every noise pussy
3. That hairy pussy
4. That don't drink my son juices up
pussy
5. She wanna fuck you more than you
wanna fuck her pussy
Honorable Mention: That hoe pussy
That Demon Coochie. 👍🏾💯]()
That Demon Coochie. 👍🏾💯
The Office, Work, and Best: No.66308233 3 hours ago
>told tech-illiterate management it would take a week to fix
the office network
"but anon the demo is in 3 days!"
i'll do my best ma'am
>lock myself in the server room
>spend all the time surfing, playing vidya, and relaxing
>21:00
"anon shouldn't you be going home yet?"
>can't, I have to get this to work, I think I've narrowed it down
to <techno-gibberish>
s*nods (not understanding, obviously) and wishes me good
luck*
>continue playing Witcher 3
>on day 3, fixed it half an hour before the deadline (it was a
really simple problem, i noticed it right away)
>hailed as a hero who worked day and night to fix it
>get bonus on next evaluation round
Career Protip: underpromise, overdeliveir
2 replies
Nice trick
![The Office, Work, and Best: No.66308233 3 hours ago
>told tech-illiterate management it would take a week to fix
the office network
"but anon the demo is in 3 days!"
i'll do my best ma'am
>lock myself in the server room
>spend all the time surfing, playing vidya, and relaxing
>21:00
"anon shouldn't you be going home yet?"
>can't, I have to get this to work, I think I've narrowed it down
to <techno-gibberish>
s*nods (not understanding, obviously) and wishes me good
luck*
>continue playing Witcher 3
>on day 3, fixed it half an hour before the deadline (it was a
really simple problem, i noticed it right away)
>hailed as a hero who worked day and night to fix it
>get bonus on next evaluation round
Career Protip: underpromise, overdeliveir
2 replies
Nice trick]()
Nice trick
