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Being Alone, Children, and Future: God is forming you to fit in the relationship that He has custom tailored! t1 professorphanor ❤️ Repost @professorphanor ・・・ Father, for the woman that needs to feel your love today, I pray that you give her eyes to see and ears to hear your love for her. You know her name, her past, her triumphs, and her wounds. Let her know it is never too late to call on you, ask for your forgiveness, give her life to your service, rebuke the sin that is entangling her, and live free as a Child of God. For those alone or feeling unloved, let their love for you be so fierce that it radiates back to them. Let them live each day forward knowing you love them more than they can imagine and that they are not alone. Lord, for the woman that finds it easier to love herself than others, give her eyes to see how special all of your children are. Give her opportunities to sit down with those that don’t look or think like her so that she can learn what it really means to love her neighbor. Help her to be kind, encouraging, forgiving, loving to those that may never realize her impact, and move forward with the ability to treat others with love no matter what. Give her the grace and strength to move from day to day with an outpouring of love for her future loved one! I ❤️ you! love marriage relationships
Being Alone, Children, and Future: God is forming you to fit in the relationship
 that He has custom tailored!
 t1 professorphanor
❤️ Repost @professorphanor ・・・ Father, for the woman that needs to feel your love today, I pray that you give her eyes to see and ears to hear your love for her. You know her name, her past, her triumphs, and her wounds. Let her know it is never too late to call on you, ask for your forgiveness, give her life to your service, rebuke the sin that is entangling her, and live free as a Child of God. For those alone or feeling unloved, let their love for you be so fierce that it radiates back to them. Let them live each day forward knowing you love them more than they can imagine and that they are not alone. Lord, for the woman that finds it easier to love herself than others, give her eyes to see how special all of your children are. Give her opportunities to sit down with those that don’t look or think like her so that she can learn what it really means to love her neighbor. Help her to be kind, encouraging, forgiving, loving to those that may never realize her impact, and move forward with the ability to treat others with love no matter what. Give her the grace and strength to move from day to day with an outpouring of love for her future loved one! I ❤️ you! love marriage relationships

❤️ Repost @professorphanor ・・・ Father, for the woman that needs to feel your love today, I pray that you give her eyes to see and ears to he...

Billboard, Bodies , and Children: arminarlerted story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say "tax benefits. and to this day my aunt still doesn't know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling TAX BENEFITS!!!I osmanthusoolong My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament bradkey I taught my little brother to say micro-surgical vasectomy reversal" (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years. missvoltairine My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ???????????? blossomfae whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant live free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird lornacrowley when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say "what the fuck?1? in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end waspabi i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say this is my truck and the other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective they all say it now haledamage whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces "I ASCEND it's the best thing I ASCEND
Billboard, Bodies , and Children: arminarlerted
 story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very
 young. i taught her to say "tax benefits. and to this day my aunt still doesn't
 know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler
 waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling TAX
 BENEFITS!!!I
 osmanthusoolong
 My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament
 bradkey
 I taught my little brother to say micro-surgical vasectomy reversal" (saw it on a
 billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years.
 missvoltairine
 My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice
 rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids
 the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the
 teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????
 blossomfae
 whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant live
 free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird
 lornacrowley
 when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say "what the
 fuck?1? in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with
 a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so
 basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her
 husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end
 waspabi
 i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with
 the children, the other day i overheard one kid say this is my truck and the other
 one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective they all say it now
 haledamage
 whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces "I
 ASCEND it's the best thing
I ASCEND

I ASCEND

Billboard, Bodies , and Children: arminarlerted story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say tax benefits. and to this day my aunt still doesn't know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling TAX BENEFITS!!!! osmanthusoolong My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament" bradkey I taught my little brother to say "micro-surgical vasectomy reversal (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years missvoltairine My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ?2?????????? blossomfae whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant live free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird lornacrowley when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say what the fuck?!? in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end waspabi i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say this is my truck and the other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective they all say it now Kids have no concept of word meanings but they sure love the sounds they make
Billboard, Bodies , and Children: arminarlerted
 story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very
 young. i taught her to say tax benefits. and to this day my aunt still doesn't
 know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler
 waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling TAX
 BENEFITS!!!!
 osmanthusoolong
 My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament"
 bradkey
 I taught my little brother to say "micro-surgical vasectomy reversal (saw it on a
 billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years
 missvoltairine
 My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice
 rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids
 the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the
 teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ?2??????????
 blossomfae
 whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant live
 free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird
 lornacrowley
 when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say what the
 fuck?!? in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it
 with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and
 so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her
 husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end
 waspabi
 i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with
 the children, the other day i overheard one kid say this is my truck and the
 other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective they all say it now
Kids have no concept of word meanings but they sure love the sounds they make

Kids have no concept of word meanings but they sure love the sounds they make

Alive, Cars, and Crime: Dear Portsmouth, NH and Bspecially the Parking Clerk s Last June I had a walking arourn my girlfriend. I bought t puppets. We stopped in cute shops, ate a popov nice. erful day walking around in your historic downtown with wo puppets, who turned out to be gay. Just kidding, they're er and saw Black David Cross. It was dshield was a ticket. “What could ll the Then - when we returned to our car on my win this possibly be for?" I thought. I paid for three hou two-_ rs of parking (but only used you're welcome, Portsmouth), Is it a crime in Portsmouth to not use a wiyou bought? How'd you know I'd be back early? Do you have a PreCrime division? Why are your PreCops working on traffic tickets? Shouldn't they be out or'eventing Street Performers before they happen? But, no. I read the violation backed into a spot and wer 07 direction e fined $15 for being "parked in wrong What kind of a horses&eit charge is that? It's illegal to back into a spot? Before I em- barrass and not considered a part of Iran? You're probably thinking, "We you'd simply first gone to the City Clerk's Office website, clicked on City of Ports- myself, I want to make sure that Porismouth is still inside the United States ll, if before visiting Portsmouth, like everyone else - mouth Ordinances and looked in Chapter Seven - Vehicles, Trafflc and Parking. Right in section 7.316: BACK TO CURB it says, 'No vehiole shall remain backed up to the curb." Similarly, if you had gone to my website before I came to your city and clicked on Eugene's Ordinances, you'd know that Don't Steal My Money" in section 8.2 in Chapter One under "F%#k You 15 it says, "F%#k you don't steal my money." But even if I had not an official copy no area code? Am I gone to your website - it states that the online ordinances are that for the official ordinances, I have to call 610-7245. Why calling from a local payphone in 1986? But instead, I foolishly around for signs, both real and from God. I saw nothing, but I heard God's and he said, "This is f%#xing bull$&it. You need to write them a letter." voice, Lastly, as you know, New Hampshire's state motto is General John Stark's cele- brated quote, "Live Free or Die," which he famously said before attempting the first recorded self-BJ. If John Stark was alive today, he would be 287 years old - also, right after learning about cars, General Stark would then be disgusted to discover that Portsmouth doesn't even give people the freedom to back into a spot- which by your own state's twisted logic, turns my $15 ticket- into a fight to the death. With Great Disappointment In You Eugene Mirma Paid for by Eugene Mirman The Best Full Page Ad Ever
Alive, Cars, and Crime: Dear Portsmouth, NH and Bspecially the Parking Clerk s
 Last June I had a walking arourn
 my girlfriend. I bought t
 puppets. We stopped in cute shops, ate a popov
 nice.
 erful day walking around in your historic downtown with
 wo puppets, who turned out to be gay. Just kidding, they're
 er and saw Black David Cross. It was
 dshield was a ticket. “What could
 ll the
 Then - when we returned to our car on my win
 this possibly be for?" I thought. I paid for three hou
 two-_
 rs of parking (but only used
 you're welcome, Portsmouth), Is it a crime in Portsmouth to not use a
 wiyou bought? How'd you know I'd be back early? Do you have a PreCrime
 division? Why are your
 PreCops working on traffic tickets? Shouldn't they be out
 or'eventing Street Performers before they happen? But, no. I read the violation
 backed into a spot and wer
 07
 direction
 e fined $15 for being "parked in wrong
 What kind of a horses&eit charge is that? It's illegal to back into a spot? Before I em-
 barrass
 and not considered a part of Iran?
 You're probably thinking, "We
 you'd simply first gone to the City Clerk's Office website, clicked on City of Ports-
 myself, I want to make sure that Porismouth is still inside the United States
 ll, if before visiting Portsmouth, like everyone else -
 mouth
 Ordinances and looked in Chapter Seven - Vehicles, Trafflc and Parking. Right
 in section 7.316: BACK TO CURB it says, 'No vehiole shall remain backed up
 to the curb." Similarly, if you had gone to my website before I came to your city and
 clicked on Eugene's Ordinances, you'd know that
 Don't Steal My Money" in section 8.2
 in Chapter One under "F%#k You
 15 it says, "F%#k you don't steal my money."
 But even if I had
 not an official copy
 no area code? Am I
 gone to your website - it states that the online ordinances are
 that for the official ordinances, I have to call 610-7245. Why
 calling from a local payphone in 1986? But instead, I foolishly
 around for signs, both real and from God. I saw nothing, but I heard God's
 and he said, "This is f%#xing bull$&it. You need to write them a letter."
 voice,
 Lastly, as you know,
 New Hampshire's state motto is General John Stark's cele-
 brated quote, "Live Free or Die," which he famously said before attempting the first
 recorded self-BJ. If John Stark was alive today, he would be 287 years old - also,
 right after learning about cars, General Stark would then be disgusted to discover
 that Portsmouth doesn't even give people the freedom to back into a spot- which
 by your own state's twisted logic, turns my $15 ticket- into a fight to the death.
 With Great Disappointment In You
 Eugene Mirma
 Paid for by Eugene Mirman
The Best Full Page Ad Ever

The Best Full Page Ad Ever

Animals, Beef, and Cars: eT Pesple for the ithical Treatment of Animals is a non-profit animal rights group that uset sensabionalism to get attention PETA claims to want to iberate all animals from testing, food production and even homes where they are begt as pets so they can live free lives 1. There are 2 MILLION members of PETA in the WORLD. 2 MILLION 2. In 2009, PETA impounded 2,366 ANIMALS 2,301 WERE KILLED WERE ADOPTED. That's a 97% KILL rate. 3. But, not anywhere close to 2006's numbers: 1960 cats impounded 1030 dogs impounded. 988 killed 1942 killed. 99% Kill Rate 96% Kill Rate 4. From 2000-2009, PETA KILLED 21,537 ANIMALS Over 5 per DAY OVER 2,000 A YEAR These don't include the animals who were KILLED UPON PICK UP. before reaching a PETA pound 5. PETA KILLS any animal it deems “UN-ADOPTABLE." They have no specified criteria 6. PETAs annual budget is S33 MILLION. Less than 1% is spent on actually HELPING ANIMALS Majority is spent on AD They have donated but rejected CORONADO, convicted and thousands of more doilars to CONVICTED BOMBERS, THIEVES and WHALE BOAT ATTACKERS 7. PETA has protested BEEF NASA KFC The Beef National Groundhog Sea World of P. Diddy NASA Industry Cancer DayWorldWarcraft 8. They have long-standing ties to: The FBI classifies these two as ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT adm EA TH LIBERATION FRONT 9. PETA spokespeople are often HYPOCRITICAL ENNA JAMESON has been photographed wearing LEATHER. KIMORA LEE Uses FUR clothing in her fashion line PAM ANDERSON drives cars with LEATHE 10. PETA founder INGRID NEWKIRK admitted to KILLING THOUSANDS of animals at shelters to prevent them from being abused She was also SHE KILLED DOZENS A DAY IN THE 1970'S STERILIZED at age 22 because she OPPOSES GIVING anti-peta-blog: Rebloging again for those who haven’t seen it.
Animals, Beef, and Cars: eT
 Pesple for the ithical Treatment of Animals is a non-profit animal rights group that uset sensabionalism to
 get attention PETA claims to want to iberate all animals from testing, food production and even homes
 where they are begt as pets so they can live free lives
 1. There are 2 MILLION members of PETA in the WORLD.
 2 MILLION
 2. In 2009, PETA impounded 2,366 ANIMALS
 2,301 WERE KILLED
 WERE ADOPTED.
 That's a 97% KILL rate.
 3.
 But, not anywhere close to 2006's numbers:
 1960 cats impounded
 1030 dogs impounded.
 988 killed
 1942 killed.
 99%
 Kill Rate
 96%
 Kill Rate
 4. From 2000-2009, PETA KILLED 21,537 ANIMALS
 Over 5 per DAY
 OVER 2,000
 A YEAR
 These don't include the animals who were KILLED UPON PICK UP. before reaching a PETA pound
 5.
 PETA KILLS any animal it deems “UN-ADOPTABLE."
 They have no specified criteria
 6.
 PETAs annual budget is S33 MILLION.
 Less than 1% is spent
 on actually HELPING
 ANIMALS
 Majority is spent on AD
 They have donated
 but rejected
 CORONADO, convicted
 and thousands of more doilars to CONVICTED BOMBERS, THIEVES and WHALE BOAT ATTACKERS
 7. PETA has protested
 BEEF
 NASA
 KFC The Beef National Groundhog Sea World of P. Diddy NASA
 Industry Cancer
 DayWorldWarcraft
 8. They have long-standing ties to:
 The FBI classifies
 these two as
 ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT adm EA TH LIBERATION FRONT
 9. PETA spokespeople are often HYPOCRITICAL
 ENNA JAMESON has
 been photographed
 wearing LEATHER.
 KIMORA LEE Uses FUR
 clothing in her fashion line
 PAM ANDERSON drives
 cars with LEATHE
 10. PETA founder INGRID NEWKIRK admitted to KILLING THOUSANDS
 of animals at shelters to prevent them from being abused
 She was also
 SHE KILLED
 DOZENS A DAY
 IN THE 1970'S
 STERILIZED at age
 22 because she
 OPPOSES GIVING
anti-peta-blog:

Rebloging again for those who haven’t seen it.

anti-peta-blog: Rebloging again for those who haven’t seen it.

Confidence, Journey, and Life: Its Not Eas ut its worth it Start today so you can LIVE free in tomorrow 💛💓💛@unendingbattle ▪ ▪ From almost 500 pounds to fit, thick, and healthy!💯💯💪💪 I'll never be a size two... My thighs touching IS my thigh gap 😂😂🤔 And I'll be working on my self confidence and esteem my entire life to rebuild the many years of being told you're nothing and you're worthless and will never find love. 🙁😯 But does that mean I give up??? NO! I FIGHT HARDER 💯💯💋❤ ▪ ▪ For those who are new to my journey I used to weigh almost 500lbs and I followed weight watchers for four years and added fitness to my daily life and lost almost 300lbs. I have had 3 excess skin removal surgeries and my 4th is 4-12-17🤗🤗🤗 For more on my journey please check out my page @unendingbattle. 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 ➡Anyone interested in donating to my Excess skin removal surgery ➡ http:-www.gofundme.com-unendingbattle 😉💝💙 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 fitnessaddict fitness unendingbattle weightlossjourney weightloss transformation inspire bodypositivefitness shesquats tattedup bigbottombehavior training weightlossinspiration inspiration flexible yogamakesmehappy igyoga bootypositive selflove honormycurves effyourbeautystandards beastmode justdoit shoulders abs
Confidence, Journey, and Life: Its Not Eas
 ut its worth it
Start today so you can LIVE free in tomorrow 💛💓💛@unendingbattle ▪ ▪ From almost 500 pounds to fit, thick, and healthy!💯💯💪💪 I'll never be a size two... My thighs touching IS my thigh gap 😂😂🤔 And I'll be working on my self confidence and esteem my entire life to rebuild the many years of being told you're nothing and you're worthless and will never find love. 🙁😯 But does that mean I give up??? NO! I FIGHT HARDER 💯💯💋❤ ▪ ▪ For those who are new to my journey I used to weigh almost 500lbs and I followed weight watchers for four years and added fitness to my daily life and lost almost 300lbs. I have had 3 excess skin removal surgeries and my 4th is 4-12-17🤗🤗🤗 For more on my journey please check out my page @unendingbattle. 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 ➡Anyone interested in donating to my Excess skin removal surgery ➡ http:-www.gofundme.com-unendingbattle 😉💝💙 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 fitnessaddict fitness unendingbattle weightlossjourney weightloss transformation inspire bodypositivefitness shesquats tattedup bigbottombehavior training weightlossinspiration inspiration flexible yogamakesmehappy igyoga bootypositive selflove honormycurves effyourbeautystandards beastmode justdoit shoulders abs

Start today so you can LIVE free in tomorrow 💛💓💛@unendingbattle ▪ ▪ From almost 500 pounds to fit, thick, and healthy!💯💯💪💪 I'll never be a s...

Billboard, Bodies , and Dad: waspabi lornacrowley blossomfae missvoltairine: bradkey: osmanthusoolong arminarlerted story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say "tax benefits". and to this day my aunt still doesn't know where shegot it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling "TAX BENEFITS!!!!" My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament I taught my little brother to say "micro- surgical vasectomy reversal" (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years. My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ???????????? whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant "live free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say "what the fuck?!?" in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the cildren, the other day i overheard one kid say 'this is my truck' and the other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective'; they all say it now Story time: odd toddlersomg-humor.tumblr.com
Billboard, Bodies , and Dad: waspabi
 lornacrowley
 blossomfae
 missvoltairine:
 bradkey:
 osmanthusoolong
 arminarlerted
 story time: i taught
 my little cousin her
 first longer word
 when she was very
 young. i taught her to
 say "tax benefits".
 and to this day my
 aunt still doesn't
 know where shegot it
 from, but it was a
 hilarious sight to see
 a little toddler
 waddling around the
 house, wearing a big
 diaper, all the while
 yelling "TAX
 BENEFITS!!!!"
 My parents did this with me
 and "nuclear disarmament
 I taught my little brother to say "micro-
 surgical vasectomy reversal" (saw it on a
 billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't
 stop saying it for literal years.
 My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off
 our bodies!" for a pro-choice rally when I was like
 four and I went to preschool and taught all the
 other kids the chant and led them on a mini
 parade around the playground and the teachers
 were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????
 whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents
 would chant "live free or die" until he calmed down it was
 fuckin weird
 when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would
 say "what the fuck?!?" in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and
 then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would
 repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would
 be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old
 daughter swearing at each other without end
 i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary
 with the cildren, the other day i overheard one kid say 'this is my truck' and
 the other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective'; they all say it now
Story time: odd toddlersomg-humor.tumblr.com

Story time: odd toddlersomg-humor.tumblr.com