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Af, Funny, and Head: Dracovish - Water / Dragon-type Arctovish -Water / Ice-type IGN IGN Dracozolt -Electric / Dragon-type Arctozolt - Electic / Ice-type IGN IGN spacehippieface: girlfriendluvr: tsunflowers: why are these all so fucked up the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the 鈥渙tto von guerick unicorn鈥) is actually from germany, but it鈥檚 the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples in the game, you鈥檙e combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this: 鈥淚ts mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pok茅mon can鈥檛 breathe unless it鈥檚 underwater.鈥 鈥淭he shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.鈥 鈥淭hough it鈥檚 able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.鈥 some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they鈥檙e chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe鈥檚 modern times. the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless) some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here鈥檚 one,聽here鈥檚 another, and here鈥檚 a third!
Af, Funny, and Head: Dracovish - Water / Dragon-type
 Arctovish -Water / Ice-type
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 Dracozolt -Electric / Dragon-type
 Arctozolt - Electic / Ice-type
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spacehippieface:

girlfriendluvr:

tsunflowers:
why are these all so fucked up
the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the 鈥渙tto von guerick unicorn鈥) is actually from germany, but it鈥檚 the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples
in the game, you鈥檙e combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this:
鈥淚ts mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pok茅mon can鈥檛 breathe unless it鈥檚 underwater.鈥
鈥淭he shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.鈥
鈥淭hough it鈥檚 able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.鈥
some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they鈥檙e chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe鈥檚 modern times.
the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless)
some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here鈥檚 one,聽here鈥檚 another, and here鈥檚 a third!

spacehippieface: girlfriendluvr: tsunflowers: why are these all so fucked up the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incide...

Animals, Apparently, and Bad: Roberk Vanse Mark Humph oma Progra Robert We Michae Marjut Mier Mark e with Diploma Program secretlycrazyhummingbird: glumshoe: dentedproduct: frivolousphantasies: magical-game: mementoviviere: coffeehedonist: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: rebecca-lotto-mage-of-breath: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: So I found this caterpillar on my way to class We鈥檙e bros I named him chicken nugget Aaaa he鈥檚 turning a duller color鈥 I hope he鈥檚 alright So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn鈥檛 messing around update hes entirely yellow now i made him a tube room hes crawlin all over the place checking it out its happening False alarm he moved a bitThis guy ??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna whats he doing its happening part 2 For Real This Time chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now hes been chillin like this for a couple days聽 hes been in cocoon for 10 days now馃帀馃悰馃帀 let me know how he鈥檚 doing soon HES BUSTIN OUT im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up hope he doesnt party too hard聽 馃悰 馃挙 馃挙 hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!! hes鈥檚 in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0 there he goes he鈥檚 free and im so proud and a little sad this was an incredible experience (thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background) I鈥檝e seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I鈥檓 getting pissed, anyway here鈥檚 the full chicken nugget saga. Awesome! Hope you鈥檙e happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget! I have missed this post so much! Let鈥檚 all celebrate Chicken Nugget! do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget鈥檚 left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male a gender role smashing icon This was sweet鈥 until someone made this about goddamn gender roles. It鈥檚 not about 鈥榞ender roles鈥! Bilateral gynandromorphism is a really interesting, uncommon genetic phenomenon seen in a number of animals that have ZW sex chromosomes. They work quite differently from human鈥檚 X and Y chromosomes. In some circumstances, it鈥檚 possible for an individual to develop with two entirely different sets of genes鈥搃n this case, divided in a perfect split down the body. It鈥檚 not very well understood, and some scientists consider it a form of chimerism鈥 but it鈥檚 really cool and worth talking about! OP had a genetically interesting surprise.聽 Oh make no mistake a 鈥榖iologicist鈥 transphobe got pissed this thread is even better. Also chicken nugget is beautiful!
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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class 

We鈥檙e bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he鈥檚 turning a duller color鈥 I hope he鈥檚 alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate.
He was making little silk things everywhere 
Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn鈥檛 messing around


update hes entirely yellow now


i made him a tube room
hes crawlin all over the place checking it out


its happening

False alarm he moved a bitThis guy


??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna


whats he doing


its happening part 2 For Real This Time


chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway


i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now
hes been chillin like this for a couple days聽

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now馃帀馃悰馃帀

let me know how he鈥檚 doing soon


HES BUSTIN OUT


im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up
hope he doesnt party too hard聽


馃悰


馃挙 

馃挙 







hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage


CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!


hes鈥檚 in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit


this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang


https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0
there he goes he鈥檚 free and im so proud and a little sad
this was an incredible experience
(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)


I鈥檝e seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I鈥檓 getting pissed, anyway here鈥檚 the full chicken nugget saga.


Awesome! Hope you鈥檙e happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

I have missed this post so much! Let鈥檚 all celebrate Chicken Nugget!


do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget鈥檚 left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male
a gender role smashing icon

This was sweet鈥 until someone made this about goddamn gender roles.

It鈥檚 not about 鈥榞ender roles鈥! Bilateral gynandromorphism is a really interesting, uncommon genetic phenomenon seen in a number of animals that have ZW sex chromosomes. They work quite differently from human鈥檚 X and Y chromosomes. In some circumstances, it鈥檚 possible for an individual to develop with two entirely different sets of genes鈥搃n this case, divided in a perfect split down the body. It鈥檚 not very well understood, and some scientists consider it a form of chimerism鈥 but it鈥檚 really cool and worth talking about! OP had a genetically interesting surprise.聽


Oh make no mistake a 鈥榖iologicist鈥 transphobe got pissed this thread is even better.
Also chicken nugget is beautiful!

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Creepy, Target, and Tumblr: VAHICC vaticc:a rlly rough screencap redraw inspired by this post by @gobodosama tbqh we deserved to see him like this waaaaay more often imo
Creepy, Target, and Tumblr: VAHICC
vaticc:a rlly rough screencap redraw inspired by this post by @gobodosama tbqh we deserved to see him like this waaaaay more often imo

vaticc:a rlly rough screencap redraw inspired by this post by @gobodosama tbqh we deserved to see him like this waaaaay more often imo

America, Bitch, and School: The US SHOULD be divided like this Nos Norther Suthwes* Southeost But its act 褝11ym like this: uest South Whot keyhollow: rametarin: someoneintheshadow456: vikkidc: rv-nn: el-kabongjr: manwiththesquidhat: kichizone: oswinstark: wilwheaton: kittydoom: jimmyfury: pumpkinskull: interruptingpanda: myotpisgay: ninjaboots: gayyourlifemustbe: cloakstone69: president-vanellope: wake up america this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!) In Florida the more North you go, the more 鈥淪outh鈥 you get聽 In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I鈥檓 not even kidding you聽 鈥 Please tell me you guys are kidding. 聽 Florida is like it鈥檚 own country I swear I鈥檓 from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators. oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South? north florida is yes. The rest is not. I鈥檓 from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 馃憤 Um. This is so wrong. You鈥檙e forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity. We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks. clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas I鈥檓 from Texas and I 鈥淵ee-Haw鈥 this message ^ LMFAO America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat Bitch please at least your 鈥渃ountries in a trench coat鈥 speak the same language. Sorta. The number of Spanish-only speakers is goin鈥 up up up. Which needs to change or shits gonna get fucky real quick, especially in school system standardized testing bullshit ugh You say that as if锟 shit hasn鈥檛 been fucky for decades 锟硷考
America, Bitch, and School: The US SHOULD be
 divided like this

 Nos
 Norther
 Suthwes*
 Southeost

 But its act 褝11ym
 like this:

 uest
 South
 Whot
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wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more 鈥淪outh鈥 you get聽
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I鈥檓 not even kidding you聽

鈥 Please tell me you guys are kidding. 聽

Florida is like it鈥檚 own country I swear

I鈥檓 from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.


I鈥檓 from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 馃憤

Um. This is so wrong.


You鈥檙e forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity. 
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.


clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas


I鈥檓 from Texas and I 鈥淵ee-Haw鈥 this message 


^ LMFAO


America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat


Bitch please at least your 鈥渃ountries in a trench coat鈥 speak the same language. 

Sorta. The number of Spanish-only speakers is goin鈥 up up up.

Which needs to change or shits gonna get fucky real quick, especially in school system standardized testing bullshit ugh

You say that as if锟 shit hasn鈥檛 been fucky for decades 锟硷考

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