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Af, Bless Up, and College: She was an old dog when she moved in with us - nine years old at the time. Last month she turned old enough to be able to vote Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u sโ‚ฌxt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctuation is all in the right place itโ€™s almost like wtf? If u so fired up how u typing so good ma sumting wong ๐Ÿค”. Nah. Lemme see that urgency. โ€œOmg daddy that would feel so goog please dadyโ€. Yes maโ€™am! Iโ€™m there! This wasnโ€™t no cut and paste! Stop it ladies I know some of yโ€™all in the game like magazine editors out dis bih. Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief and sh*t bruv โ€œ83 ways to please your manโ€ lookin a$$, ol โ€œLemme grab this perfect photograph with optimal lighting from when Obama was just elected and it was a better time and lemme pair it with this text that has worked 11 times beforeโ€ and the man usually buy it just like โ€œomg Karen youโ€™re AMAZING lol heck ๐Ÿ˜โ€. Nah. I be searching the room for clues. โ€œThat Dell laptop look like a college joint ma. Freshman special lmao. Paid $899 at orientation at the campus bookstore lookin a$$. Lemme find out this pic is circa 2008. This pic turning 10 next year. We need to celebrate the taking of this pic ma u need to retire this pic...Nine years of service ma that pic need a pension and a retiree health care planโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nah. Send me a hastily worded text u typed with one hand (๐Ÿ˜) and pair it with a pic where yo hair look a mess and u laying in bed talmbout โ€œpardon the mess and pardon my cat heโ€™s an a$$holeโ€ send me THAT. All natural. U feel me? NOTHING AGAINST MAKEUP I LOVE U LADIES AND YALL ONE INCH THICK MAKEUP TUTORIAL EYEBROWS WITH THE MASTERFULLY DONE FADE BUT I ALSO LOVE U WITH YA NORMAL EYEBROWS, BAGS UNDER YA EYES, SKRETCH MARKS, NANI STUBBLE WITH THE SKRAGGLY BUCKSHOT STRAY SHORT HAIR RIGHT WHERE THE THIGH MEAT CREASES TO MEET THE NANI REGION (Lil Atticus Pubicus u doing the best u can u escaped the razor this time and u be gone by next time but u fought the good fight, u da real MVP ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜‚), CELLULITE, OTHER โ€œimperfectionsโ€, Iโ€™LL TAKE ANY DAY OVER A PIC FROM WHEN JA RULE WAS SO HOT THAT JAY-Z MADE A MUSICAL GROUP WITH HIM (all u lil babies out there please google โ€˜Murder Inc.โ€™, this happened ๐Ÿค—, donโ€™t say smash never taught u nothing BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)
Af, Bless Up, and College: She was an old dog when she
 moved in with us - nine years
 old at the time. Last month she
 turned old enough to be able
 to vote
Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u sโ‚ฌxt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctuation is all in the right place itโ€™s almost like wtf? If u so fired up how u typing so good ma sumting wong ๐Ÿค”. Nah. Lemme see that urgency. โ€œOmg daddy that would feel so goog please dadyโ€. Yes maโ€™am! Iโ€™m there! This wasnโ€™t no cut and paste! Stop it ladies I know some of yโ€™all in the game like magazine editors out dis bih. Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief and sh*t bruv โ€œ83 ways to please your manโ€ lookin a$$, ol โ€œLemme grab this perfect photograph with optimal lighting from when Obama was just elected and it was a better time and lemme pair it with this text that has worked 11 times beforeโ€ and the man usually buy it just like โ€œomg Karen youโ€™re AMAZING lol heck ๐Ÿ˜โ€. Nah. I be searching the room for clues. โ€œThat Dell laptop look like a college joint ma. Freshman special lmao. Paid $899 at orientation at the campus bookstore lookin a$$. Lemme find out this pic is circa 2008. This pic turning 10 next year. We need to celebrate the taking of this pic ma u need to retire this pic...Nine years of service ma that pic need a pension and a retiree health care planโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nah. Send me a hastily worded text u typed with one hand (๐Ÿ˜) and pair it with a pic where yo hair look a mess and u laying in bed talmbout โ€œpardon the mess and pardon my cat heโ€™s an a$$holeโ€ send me THAT. All natural. U feel me? NOTHING AGAINST MAKEUP I LOVE U LADIES AND YALL ONE INCH THICK MAKEUP TUTORIAL EYEBROWS WITH THE MASTERFULLY DONE FADE BUT I ALSO LOVE U WITH YA NORMAL EYEBROWS, BAGS UNDER YA EYES, SKRETCH MARKS, NANI STUBBLE WITH THE SKRAGGLY BUCKSHOT STRAY SHORT HAIR RIGHT WHERE THE THIGH MEAT CREASES TO MEET THE NANI REGION (Lil Atticus Pubicus u doing the best u can u escaped the razor this time and u be gone by next time but u fought the good fight, u da real MVP ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜‚), CELLULITE, OTHER โ€œimperfectionsโ€, Iโ€™LL TAKE ANY DAY OVER A PIC FROM WHEN JA RULE WAS SO HOT THAT JAY-Z MADE A MUSICAL GROUP WITH HIM (all u lil babies out there please google โ€˜Murder Inc.โ€™, this happened ๐Ÿค—, donโ€™t say smash never taught u nothing BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u sโ‚ฌxt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctu...

Being Alone, Donkey, and Fire: A one-man army 2 Gurkha used 400 bullets, Courageous: Acting Sgt Dipprasad Pun came under 17 grenades, a mine and even a tripod to defeat fire from the enomy for 15minutos 30 Taliban on his own A GURKHA who fired 40lets By Fred Attewill and 17 grenades while single-handedly lighting off 30 Taliban militants is to he found iwo insurgents digging a reccive the second highest military trench to lay an improvised explosive honour for bravery device at the checkpoint's front gate. Acting Sgt Dipprasad Pun, 3 was on sentry duty alone at night when he discovered two insurgents preparing to plant a bomb outside He then found himself pinned down under attack from rocket-propelled grenades and AK47s for more than 15 minutes, as e franticall,y As enemy tighters launched wave radioed for back up after wave of attacks, the 1.7m (Slin) At tirst, he was afraid but he said Gurkha opened fire with a machine yesterday: As soon as I opened gun, a rile and a grenade launcher. ire, that was gone before they When he exhausted all ammunition kill me I have lo kill some. he tried to batter one militant with a When the fight was over, his sandbag before bludgeoning him with company commander arrived a machine gun tripod, as he roared in casually slapped him on the Nepali: I will kill you, back and asked if he was OK The soldier, from the Royal Gurkha The third gencration Gur- Rilles, was alerted to he enemy when kha. from Ken, will receive he heard what he thought was a cow or the Conspicuous Gallantry Cross, one of 136 awards to a donkey near his sentry posi. But, when he climbed on to the roof, be announced today Defines Badassery ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป
Being Alone, Donkey, and Fire: A one-man
 army
 2
 Gurkha
 used 400 bullets,
 Courageous:
 Acting Sgt
 Dipprasad Pun
 came under
 17 grenades, a mine and
 even a tripod to defeat
 fire from the
 enomy for
 15minutos
 30 Taliban on his own
 A GURKHA who fired 40lets By Fred Attewill
 and 17 grenades while single-handedly
 lighting off 30 Taliban militants is to he found iwo insurgents digging a
 reccive the second highest military trench to lay an improvised explosive
 honour for bravery
 device at the checkpoint's front gate.
 Acting Sgt Dipprasad Pun, 3 was
 on sentry duty alone at night when he
 discovered two insurgents preparing
 to plant a bomb outside
 He then found himself pinned down
 under attack from rocket-propelled
 grenades and AK47s for more than
 15 minutes, as e franticall,y
 As enemy tighters launched wave radioed for back up
 after wave of attacks, the 1.7m (Slin) At tirst, he was afraid but he said
 Gurkha opened fire with a machine yesterday: As soon as I opened
 gun, a rile and a grenade launcher. ire, that was gone before they
 When he exhausted all ammunition kill me I have lo kill some.
 he tried to batter one militant with a When the fight was over, his
 sandbag before bludgeoning him with company commander arrived
 a machine gun tripod, as he roared in casually slapped him on the
 Nepali: I will kill you,
 back and asked if he was OK
 The soldier, from the Royal Gurkha The third gencration Gur-
 Rilles, was alerted to he enemy when kha. from Ken, will receive
 he heard what he thought was a cow or the Conspicuous Gallantry
 Cross, one of 136 awards to
 a donkey near his sentry posi.
 But, when he climbed on to the roof,
 be announced today
Defines Badassery ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป

Defines Badassery ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป