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Anaconda, Betty White, and Chris Evans: bundibird: wrangletangle: stevenrogered: Chris Evans helps Regina King up the stairs to the stage after her Oscars win Okay listen up, all you dudes out there! It’s time for some life lessons from Chris Evans. Wonder why women are fine with this when he does it, but they find you opening a car door or offering to carry stuff for them annoying? Well, wonder no more! It works like this: A large number of women have had to learn how to dodge and swerve and sometimes even slap away men’s hands from the time they hit puberty - and sometimes before. Ladies, cis and trans both, are unfortunately experienced at being groped, poked, prodded, “helped”, and otherwise humiliated and threatened by men. Then also there’s the condescending attitude that of course we need a man’s help, and we should be grateful he offered it. No thanks. Chris is doing something very different here, and you’ll see it in similar video clips of him at other events. You can read his mental process in his body language. He starts with just clapping and congratulating. He offers nothing until there is a need, which doesn’t happen here until Regina’s shoe gets caught on her dress. Since women have literally tripped up the stairs at this ceremony several times over the years (because the shoe and clothing requirements are ridiculous), it is reasonable at this stage to think that my-shoe-caught-on-my-dress is a problem that actually needs to be addressed. This is when Chris offers. How he offers matters. He starts with an open hand toward her, but this is a big no-no. Open hands are a red flag. Open hands grope and grab and shove. He quickly corrects by flipping his arm over and offering his forearm instead. This makes it her choice whether to grab on or ignore him. She doesn’t have to contend with a potentially threatening hand while she’s also contending with her dress. He also bends down a bit to do this. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Chris is kind of a tall, beefy guy. Guys like that can be a bit intimidating without meaning to be, at least when they’re up close. Also, his arm is a bit too high to be useful to her if he stays at his full height. So he bends down. This is even more visible in the video from him doing this for Betty White at the 2015 Oscars, because she’s shorter than Regina, I guess. He offers his arm for exactly as long as she leans on it. When she lets go, he steps back. This is a guy who isn’t interested in showing off how much she needs his help. He’s just interested in helping, and when he’s not needed, he’s done. He goes back to sit down. He doesn’t hover. Also, Regina King knows who Chris Evans is. His behavior at work thus far has certainly made it into the rumor mill, thus factoring into whether she accepts help from him. Is he a dudebro or jerk to women at work? That doesn’t appear to be the case. Women are not helpless. Compared to men, our clothes are more often obstacles to getting where we need to go safely and with our dignity intact, but conversely, we’ve also learned to deal with that better than most men have. It’s not that we never need or want help; like all people, we do sometimes need a hand. It’s just that “some kinds of help are the kinds of help we all could do without.” If you are offering help to a woman, first make sure she actually appears to be struggling. Second, make yourself as unthreatening as possible and let her do any touching, not the other way around. Third, make sure she can refuse without any consequences. And fourth, back off as soon as she doesn’t need you anymore and let the moment go. I hadn’t even registered why exactly it was that he was so unthreatening in this and the Betty White assistance incidents, but you’re right. It’s all in the way he helps. It’s not that this is unthreatening behaviour “because he’s Chris Evans” – its because his body language is genuinely unthreatening and merely helpful. A+ analysis – I hadn’t even registered the details of why and how this behaviour was 100% ok, while from another man (who probably would have gone about it differentky) it might not have been
Anaconda, Betty White, and Chris Evans: bundibird:

wrangletangle:

stevenrogered:
Chris Evans helps Regina King up the stairs to the stage after her Oscars win
Okay listen up, all you dudes out there! It’s time for some life lessons from Chris Evans.
Wonder why women are fine with this when he does it, but they find you opening a car door or offering to carry stuff for them annoying? Well, wonder no more! It works like this:
A large number of women have had to learn how to dodge and swerve and sometimes even slap away men’s hands from the time they hit puberty - and sometimes before. Ladies, cis and trans both, are unfortunately experienced at being groped, poked, prodded, “helped”, and otherwise humiliated and threatened by men. Then also there’s the condescending attitude that of course we need a man’s help, and we should be grateful he offered it. 
No thanks.
Chris is doing something very different here, and you’ll see it in similar video clips of him at other events. You can read his mental process in his body language. He starts with just clapping and congratulating. He offers nothing until there is a need, which doesn’t happen here until Regina’s shoe gets caught on her dress. Since women have literally tripped up the stairs at this ceremony several times over the years (because the shoe and clothing requirements are ridiculous), it is reasonable at this stage to think that my-shoe-caught-on-my-dress is a problem that actually needs to be addressed. This is when Chris offers.
How he offers matters. He starts with an open hand toward her, but this is a big no-no. Open hands are a red flag. Open hands grope and grab and shove. He quickly corrects by flipping his arm over and offering his forearm instead. This makes it her choice whether to grab on or ignore him. She doesn’t have to contend with a potentially threatening hand while she’s also contending with her dress. 
He also bends down a bit to do this. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Chris is kind of a tall, beefy guy. Guys like that can be a bit intimidating without meaning to be, at least when they’re up close. Also, his arm is a bit too high to be useful to her if he stays at his full height. So he bends down. This is even more visible in the video from him doing this for Betty White at the 2015 Oscars, because she’s shorter than Regina, I guess.
He offers his arm for exactly as long as she leans on it. When she lets go, he steps back. This is a guy who isn’t interested in showing off how much she needs his help. He’s just interested in helping, and when he’s not needed, he’s done. He goes back to sit down. He doesn’t hover.
Also, Regina King knows who Chris Evans is. His behavior at work thus far has certainly made it into the rumor mill, thus factoring into whether she accepts help from him. Is he a dudebro or jerk to women at work? That doesn’t appear to be the case.
Women are not helpless. Compared to men, our clothes are more often obstacles to getting where we need to go safely and with our dignity intact, but conversely, we’ve also learned to deal with that better than most men have. It’s not that we never need or want help; like all people, we do sometimes need a hand. It’s just that “some kinds of help are the kinds of help we all could do without.”
If you are offering help to a woman, first make sure she actually appears to be struggling. Second, make yourself as unthreatening as possible and let her do any touching, not the other way around. Third, make sure she can refuse without any consequences. And fourth, back off as soon as she doesn’t need you anymore and let the moment go.


I hadn’t even registered why exactly it was that he was so unthreatening in this and the Betty White assistance incidents, but you’re right. It’s all in the way he helps. It’s not that this is unthreatening behaviour “because he’s Chris Evans” – its because his body language is genuinely unthreatening and merely helpful. 
A+ analysis – I hadn’t even registered the details of why and how this behaviour was 100% ok, while from another man (who probably would have gone about it differentky) it might not have been

bundibird: wrangletangle: stevenrogered: Chris Evans helps Regina King up the stairs to the stage after her Oscars win Okay listen up, all...

Advice, Bad, and God: PSA: Post op? Wash your damn vagina. (self.MtF) submitted 11 hours ago by Ohgodimgross For the love of god this story is disgusting, but if you've had or are having the operation, then I'd suggest this advice Had the op about 5 years ago. So I sort of fell into a slop. I don't really get much action, so I don't really dilate, or end up with anything inside very often at all. At the time I was told to dilate, and douche. I didn't like the douching, and I heard multiple different things from others. "I just dilate then use a pad til the morning" "I just wipe off with tissue and let my body deal with the rest". For me, I just didn't wash inside me, because I didn't dilate, so nothing could really get gross in there, I thought. It turns out I'm wrong. I was having sex this evening, and at one point, I stopped because I felt something weird. So I put my fingers in there and the back of my vagina had a rough, not very nice texture. So I kind of scraped around a bit with my finger and I had a bit of orange stuff come out. Not much, and I'd had yellow stuff before. So I supposed it was smegma The texture remained so I kept using my fingers to work around More and more orange stuff. And finally I took out a weird chunk. A huge chunk. It was a cluster of pubic hair, and orange smegma. And more, and more. Like so much more just kept falling out. So I suppose over the last couple of years, while I've not been dilating, my vagina's slowly let all sorts of hair just slowly work its way up towards the top. And since it doesn't clean itself out, it just accumulates a bunch of dead, gross orange buildup around the hair. PSA: Dilate and douche. I'm never leaving it to get like this ever again cisdude: lanque-hates-terfs: mtfselfdrag: just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans woman’s neovagina today 🤢 Everyone needs to clean their vaginas, you asshole. Just as you need to clean every other area of your body. No, it isn’t anyone’s duty to eat ANYBODY out, doing sexual acts such as that is a choice for the partners performing it. The woman in this Reddit post made a bad mistake, but she learned a lesson and is advising others to not make the same mistake that she did. please for the love of god dont clean your vagina (the vaginal canal, the inside, in case you dont know what vagina means), it is self cleaning, washing or douching your vagina ruins the pH and vaginal flora, putting you at risk for yeast infections. the only thing you need to do is wash your vulva (the outside) with an appropriate product. neovaginas, though, NEED to be washed and douched, or else you get something like the reddit op described.
Advice, Bad, and God: PSA: Post op? Wash your damn vagina. (self.MtF)
 submitted 11 hours ago by Ohgodimgross
 For the love of god this story is disgusting, but if you've had or are
 having the operation, then I'd suggest this advice
 Had the op about 5 years ago. So I sort of fell into a slop. I don't
 really get much action, so I don't really dilate, or end up with
 anything inside very often at all.
 At the time I was told to dilate, and douche. I didn't like the
 douching, and I heard multiple different things from others. "I just
 dilate then use a pad til the morning" "I just wipe off with tissue and
 let my body deal with the rest". For me, I just didn't wash inside
 me, because I didn't dilate, so nothing could really get gross in
 there, I thought.
 It turns out I'm wrong. I was having sex this evening, and at one
 point, I stopped because I felt something weird. So I put my fingers
 in there and the back of my vagina had a rough, not very nice
 texture. So I kind of scraped around a bit with my finger and I had a
 bit of orange stuff come out. Not much, and I'd had yellow stuff
 before. So I supposed it was smegma
 The texture remained so I kept using my fingers to work around
 More and more orange stuff. And finally I took out a weird chunk. A
 huge chunk. It was a cluster of pubic hair, and orange smegma. And
 more, and more. Like so much more just kept falling out.
 So I suppose over the last couple of years, while I've not been
 dilating, my vagina's slowly let all sorts of hair just slowly work its
 way up towards the top. And since it doesn't clean itself out, it just
 accumulates a bunch of dead, gross orange buildup around the hair.
 PSA: Dilate and douche. I'm never leaving it to get like this ever
 again
cisdude:
lanque-hates-terfs:


mtfselfdrag:

just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans woman’s neovagina today 🤢

Everyone needs to clean their vaginas, you asshole. Just as you need to clean every other area of your body. No, it isn’t anyone’s duty to eat ANYBODY out, doing sexual acts such as that is a choice for the partners performing it.

The woman in this Reddit post made a bad mistake, but she learned a lesson and is advising others to not make the same mistake that she did.


please for the love of god dont clean your vagina (the vaginal canal, the inside, in case you dont know what vagina means), it is self cleaning, washing or douching your vagina ruins the pH and vaginal flora, putting you at risk for yeast infections. the only thing you need to do is wash your vulva (the outside) with an appropriate product.
neovaginas, though, NEED to be washed and douched, or else you get something like the reddit op described.

cisdude: lanque-hates-terfs: mtfselfdrag: just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans woman’s neov...

Anaconda, Animals, and Bad: oo US. Cellular - 10:38 AM 0 100% acutelesbian A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover's once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes fat-thin-skinny this fucks me up every single time acutelesbian I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I o0 U.S. Cellular I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I left out the most beautiful part of that class 10:38 AM 100% After my teacher introduced us to this theory she asked us, "is love a feeling? Or is it a choice?" We were all a bunch of teenagers. urally we said it was a feeling. She said that if we clung to that belief, we'd never have a lasting relationship of any sort. She made us interview a dozen adults who were or had been married and we asked them about their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed At the end, I asked every single person if love was an emotion or a choice Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a conscious commitment. It was something you choose to make work every day with a person who has chosen the same thing. They all said that at one point in their marriage, the "feeling of love" had vanished or faded and they weren't happy. They said feelings are always changing and you cannot build something that will last on such a shaky foundation. The married ones said that when things were bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, eeeoo U.S. Cellular 10:38 AM 100% bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, and chose to recreate something worth falling in love with The divorced ones said they chose to walk away Ever since that class, since that project, I never looked at relationships the same way. I understood why arranged marriages were successful. I discovered the difference in feelings and commitments. I've never gone for the person who makes my heart flutter or my head spin. I've chosen the people who were committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding something to adore even on the ugliest days I no longer fear the day someone who swore I was their universe can no longer see the stars in my eyes as long as they still choose to look until they find them again. fr3ight-train This is so fucking important and I think it's something I needed right novw Since you've been gone Source: acutelesbian 1,226,982 notes Is Love a Feeling or a Choice?
Anaconda, Animals, and Bad: oo US. Cellular -
 10:38 AM
 0 100%
 acutelesbian
 A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is,
 or what scares me most. And I know they expect
 an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or
 people dressed like animals, but how do I tell
 them that when I was 17 I took a class called
 Relationships For Life and I learned that most
 people fall out of love for the same reasons they
 fell in it. That their lover's once endearing
 stubbornness has now become refusal to
 compromise and their one track mind is now
 immaturity and their bad habits that you once
 adored is now money down the drain. Their
 spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible
 and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy,
 just another distraction in your busy life
 Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought
 that I can become ugly to someone who once
 thought all the stars were in my eyes
 fat-thin-skinny
 this fucks me up every single time
 acutelesbian
 I never expected this to be my most popular
 poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was
 extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I
 o0 U.S. Cellular
 I never expected this to be my most popular
 poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was
 extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I
 left out the most beautiful part of that class
 10:38 AM
 100%
 After my teacher introduced us to this theory
 she asked us, "is love a feeling? Or is it a
 choice?" We were all a bunch of teenagers.
 urally we said it was a feeling. She said that if
 we clung to that belief, we'd never have a lasting
 relationship of any sort.
 She made us interview a dozen adults who were
 or had been married and we asked them about
 their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed
 At the end, I asked every single person if love
 was an emotion or a choice
 Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a
 conscious commitment. It was something you
 choose to make work every day with a person
 who has chosen the same thing. They all said
 that at one point in their marriage, the "feeling of
 love" had vanished or faded and they weren't
 happy. They said feelings are always changing
 and you cannot build something that will last on
 such a shaky foundation.
 The married ones said that when things were
 bad, they chose to open the communication,
 chose to identify what broke and how to fix it,
 eeeoo U.S. Cellular
 10:38 AM
 100%
 bad, they chose to open the communication,
 chose to identify what broke and how to fix it,
 and chose to recreate something worth falling in
 love with
 The divorced ones said they chose to walk away
 Ever since that class, since that project, I never
 looked at relationships the same way. I
 understood why arranged marriages were
 successful. I discovered the difference in
 feelings and commitments. I've never gone for
 the person who makes my heart flutter or my
 head spin. I've chosen the people who were
 committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding
 something to adore even on the ugliest days
 I no longer fear the day someone who swore I
 was their universe can no longer see the stars in
 my eyes as long as they still choose to look until
 they find them again.
 fr3ight-train
 This is so fucking important and I think it's
 something I needed right novw
 Since you've been gone Source: acutelesbian
 1,226,982 notes
Is Love a Feeling or a Choice?

Is Love a Feeling or a Choice?

Ass, Complex, and Dwayne Johnson: gulag-nietzschean I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTSA NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO'S LOGIC AND PLATO'S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE'S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS. txwatson given the content of a lot of Plato's conclusions I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with "Fight me" and that was the end of it. abotl We're not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon means "broad" in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, it's like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called him "The Rock". blerdityreblogged More and more I wish we kind of had time traveling capabilities. lolhistoryposts Now I can't stop thinking about Plato looking like The Rock pollydoodles Now I can't stop thinking about a film where The Rock plays Plato. Source: rangordnung 261,366 notes Dwayne Plato Johnson
Ass, Complex, and Dwayne Johnson: gulag-nietzschean
 I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON
 THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR
 WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTSA
 NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS
 IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND
 MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN
 FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE
 EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING
 PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST
 METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO
 PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT
 LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS
 ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A
 LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO
 LECTURING AND WRITING ON A
 BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING
 A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME
 COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO'S LOGIC AND
 PLATO'S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND
 ARISTOTLE'S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK
 UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN
 PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE
 ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE
 PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS
 MACEDONIAN ASS.
 txwatson
 given the content of a lot of Plato's
 conclusions I wouldn't be surprised to learn
 that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable
 criticisms with "Fight me" and that was the
 end of it.
 abotl
 We're not actually sure whether Plato is his
 real name! Some people speculate that,
 because Platon means "broad" in Greek, this
 was actually his wrestling nick name.
 Basically, it's like Dwayne Johnson became a
 famous philosopher and everyone still called
 him "The Rock".
 blerdityreblogged
 More and more I wish we kind of had time
 traveling capabilities.
 lolhistoryposts
 Now I can't stop thinking about Plato looking
 like The Rock
 pollydoodles
 Now I can't stop thinking about a film where
 The Rock plays Plato.
 Source: rangordnung
 261,366 notes
Dwayne Plato Johnson

Dwayne Plato Johnson

Nasa, Target, and Tumblr: NASA thoughtportal: Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.
Nasa, Target, and Tumblr: NASA
thoughtportal:

Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.

thoughtportal: Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.

America, Bad, and Beautiful: -HE WAS THE SENTINEL OF LIBERTY. THE LEADER OF THE AVENGERS-UNTIL A NEFARIOUS PLOT BY- THE RED SKULL TURNED HIM INTO AN AGENT OF HYDRA! FOR MONTHS, HE'S BEEN HIDING IN THE SHADOWS, MANIPULATING THE HEROES AND THE COUNTRY--AND TODAY HE STANDS POISED TO LAUNCH HIS ATTACK AND CEMENT HIS GREATEST VICTORY... AND NOw TO UNVEIL TO THE WORLD MY SUPER-SECRET PLAN ITS TIME EVERYONE LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT ME--THE REAL CAPTAIN AMERICA AND I KNOW JUST HOW TO REVEAL HAIL HYDRA GEND No!!! Repo This is arn outrage Catch these hands beautiful son My 80,000 word illaf essay on why this is bad (link My roommate made $70 an hour working from home Take your shirt off gibberish) predictable Die in a fire In Russia Hydra hails Delete your account My cat is crying now nice job YIKES. THIS IS IT, TRUE BELIEVER! SOME CALL IT BLOATED SOME CALL IT OFFENSIVE--WE CALL IT AN EPIC EVENT IN THE MIGHTY MARVEL TRADITION! (REDACTED FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR DIGNITY) PROUDLY PRESENTS...- the-arachnid-king: dealanexmachina: iithoughtofyoutoday: fandomshatepeopleofcolor: Marvel made this shit (note how most of the fans in it are brown). Marvel saw that people didn’t like “Captain is a n*zi” but reacted in that way.  links: https://twitter.com/spacetwinks/status/921773022666780672 https://twitter.com/thalestral/status/922083006730432512 submitted by anon ________________ thanks anon! So for those that don’t get it they’re being clearly racist and anti semitic in their depiction of the people that didn’t like Hydra!Cap. mod m You remember Nick Spencer, right?   Anyway this is his incredibly mature and measured response to his critics. Imagine being this terrible.  Note - this is from Marvel’s Not Brand Ecch! #14 out November 15th Friendly reminder that Marvel blamed fans, and later retailers, for their poor sales. Friendly reminder that Marvel blamed diversity for their poor sales. Friendly reminder that Marvel created the milkshake controversy after being rightly accused of not having as diverse a creative team as they claimed. Friendly reminder that Marvel tried to partner with Northrupp Grumman, the fifth largest weapons manufacturer in the United States, and nearly released a piece of propaganda to children on behalf of said weapons manufacturer. And they only cancelled it due to the massive backlash they received. Friendly reminder that Marvel’s X-Men Gold artist tried to hide an antisemitic message in his art and it somehow made it past the editors. Friendly reminder that Marvel has been publishing poorly written and poorly drawn comics that people aren’t buying for said reasons.
America, Bad, and Beautiful: -HE WAS THE SENTINEL OF LIBERTY. THE LEADER OF THE AVENGERS-UNTIL A NEFARIOUS PLOT BY-
 THE RED SKULL TURNED HIM INTO AN AGENT OF HYDRA! FOR MONTHS, HE'S BEEN HIDING IN
 THE SHADOWS, MANIPULATING THE HEROES AND THE COUNTRY--AND TODAY HE STANDS POISED
 TO LAUNCH HIS ATTACK AND CEMENT HIS GREATEST VICTORY...
 AND NOw
 TO UNVEIL TO
 THE WORLD MY
 SUPER-SECRET
 PLAN
 ITS TIME
 EVERYONE
 LEARNED THE TRUTH
 ABOUT ME--THE REAL
 CAPTAIN AMERICA
 AND I KNOW JUST
 HOW TO REVEAL
 HAIL
 HYDRA
 GEND
 No!!!
 Repo
 This is arn
 outrage
 Catch
 these
 hands
 beautiful
 son
 My 80,000 word
 illaf
 essay on why
 this is bad (link
 My roommate
 made $70 an
 hour working
 from home
 Take your
 shirt off
 gibberish)
 predictable
 Die in
 a fire
 In Russia
 Hydra hails
 Delete your
 account
 My cat is
 crying now
 nice job
 YIKES.
 THIS IS IT, TRUE BELIEVER! SOME CALL IT BLOATED
 SOME CALL IT OFFENSIVE--WE CALL IT AN EPIC EVENT
 IN THE MIGHTY MARVEL TRADITION! (REDACTED FOR
 THE SAKE OF THEIR DIGNITY) PROUDLY PRESENTS...-
the-arachnid-king:
dealanexmachina:

iithoughtofyoutoday:

fandomshatepeopleofcolor:

Marvel made this shit (note how most of the fans in it are brown). Marvel saw that people didn’t like “Captain is a n*zi” but reacted in that way. 
links: https://twitter.com/spacetwinks/status/921773022666780672
https://twitter.com/thalestral/status/922083006730432512
submitted by anon
________________
thanks anon! So for those that don’t get it they’re being clearly racist and anti semitic in their depiction of the people that didn’t like Hydra!Cap.
mod m

You remember Nick Spencer, right?  
Anyway this is his incredibly mature and measured response to his critics. Imagine being this terrible. 

Note - this is from Marvel’s Not Brand Ecch! #14 out November 15th 


Friendly reminder that Marvel blamed fans, and later retailers, for their poor sales. 
Friendly reminder that Marvel blamed diversity for their poor sales.
Friendly reminder that Marvel created the milkshake controversy after being rightly accused of not having as diverse a creative team as they claimed. 
Friendly reminder that Marvel tried to partner with Northrupp Grumman, the fifth largest weapons manufacturer in the United States, and nearly released a piece of propaganda to children on behalf of said weapons manufacturer. And they only cancelled it due to the massive backlash they received. 
Friendly reminder that Marvel’s X-Men Gold artist tried to hide an antisemitic message in his art and it somehow made it past the editors. 
Friendly reminder that Marvel has been publishing poorly written and poorly drawn comics that people aren’t buying for said reasons.

the-arachnid-king: dealanexmachina: iithoughtofyoutoday: fandomshatepeopleofcolor: Marvel made this shit (note how most of the fans in it...

Family, Life, and Pressure: THIS IS WHAT A HEART ATTACK FEELS LIKE TO A WOMAN 1TON CHEST PAIN, DISCOMFORT, PRESSURE OR UNUSUAL UPPER BODY PAIN, OR DISCOMFORT IN ONE OR BOTH ARMS, BACK, SHOULDER NECK, JAW OR UPPER PART OF THE STOMACH BREAKING OUT INA COLD SWEAT SQUEEZING LIKE THERE'S A TON OF WEIGHT ON YOU LIGHT-HEADEDNESS OR SUDDEN DIZZINESS NAUSEA UNUSUAL FATIGUE SHORTNESS OF BREATH If you experience any one of these symptoms, don't make excuses for them SERVICES Make the Call. Don't Miss a Beat. VHd To learn more, visit WomensHealth.gov/HeartAttack MAKE THE CALL babyblueavenger: moonblossom: francsforthememories: dewgonair: lockrocksandcoke: 131-di: veggiebaker: therunscape: Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this.  Everyone should know these things. thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom. i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there. Holy shit, I didn’t even think the symptoms would be different between men and women. This is so hugely important and I don’t understand why we aren’t taught this.  One of the other symptoms that doesn’t get talked about , especially in women, is a “feeling of impending doom”. I am not even kidding, that is a legitimate diagnostic criteria.Please - if you are feeling any of these symptoms and a sudden onset of “Holy shit the world is ending” do not let anyone tell you it’s “just nerves” or “just heartburn” or something. Keep these in mind ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE GOT HEART DISEASE IN YOUR FAMILY!  So many more women die from heart attacks than because they don’t recognize the symptoms when they’re so different. Please stay safe and stay informed.
Family, Life, and Pressure: THIS IS WHAT A HEART ATTACK
 FEELS LIKE TO A WOMAN
 1TON
 CHEST PAIN, DISCOMFORT, PRESSURE OR
 UNUSUAL UPPER BODY PAIN, OR
 DISCOMFORT IN ONE OR BOTH
 ARMS, BACK, SHOULDER
 NECK, JAW OR UPPER PART
 OF THE STOMACH
 BREAKING OUT INA
 COLD SWEAT
 SQUEEZING
 LIKE THERE'S A TON OF
 WEIGHT ON YOU
 LIGHT-HEADEDNESS OR
 SUDDEN DIZZINESS
 NAUSEA
 UNUSUAL FATIGUE
 SHORTNESS OF BREATH
 If you experience any one of these
 symptoms, don't make excuses for them
 SERVICES
 Make the Call. Don't Miss a Beat.
 VHd
 To learn more, visit WomensHealth.gov/HeartAttack
 MAKE THE CALL
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Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.

i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital
it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues

Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.

Holy shit, I didn’t even think the symptoms would be different between men and women. This is so hugely important and I don’t understand why we aren’t taught this. 

One of the other symptoms that doesn’t get talked about , especially in women, is a “feeling of impending doom”. I am not even kidding, that is a legitimate diagnostic criteria.Please - if you are feeling any of these symptoms and a sudden onset of “Holy shit the world is ending” do not let anyone tell you it’s “just nerves” or “just heartburn” or something.

Keep these in mind ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE GOT HEART DISEASE IN YOUR FAMILY!  So many more women die from heart attacks than because they don’t recognize the symptoms when they’re so different. Please stay safe and stay informed.

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Apparently, Dad, and Fake: Nili @sharknoises 22m MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE 2 7 Nili @sharknoises 21m I WAS JUST EATING DINNER WITH MY PARENTS AND MY MOM ASKS IN FARSI FOR ME TO PASS HER THE REMOTE CONTROL. I WAS LIKE "...WHAT?" Nili @sharknoises 20m MOM: *POINTS TO TONGS* IN FARSI] GIVE ME THE REMOTE CONTROL ME: .YOU MEAN THE TONGS? MOM: YEAH, PLEASE PASS IT OVER. 2 4 Nili @sharknoises 19m AFTER I PASS IT OVER I'M LIKE "WHY DID YOU CALL THE TONGS THE [PERSIAN WORD FOR REMOTE CONTROL]?" & SHE JUST VERY NONCHALANTLY BLOWS MY MIND 4 Nili @sharknoises 18m MOM: [WORD] IS JUST A FILLER WORD, YOU KNOW. I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE WORD FOR TONGS, SO 1 SAID [WORD] ME: WHAT. NO. WHAT? 2 4 Nili @sharknoises 17m FOR 28 YEARS OF MY LIFE, THE WORD IN FARSI THAT I THOUGHT MEANT REMOTE CONTROL WAS ACTUALLY JUST THE FARSI EQUIVALENT OF "THINGAMABOB." WTF 2 10 Nili @sharknoises 16m I JUST SAT THERE, WITH MY MOUTH HANGING OPEN, FOR A SOLID MINUTE. MY MOM WAS LIKE "WAIT... YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS THE ACTUAL WORD FOR REMOTE?" 4 Nili @sharknoises 16m FROM YOU AND DAD!! YOU GUYS CALL IT THAT WORD!!!!!! 4 Nili @sharknoises 14m ME: WELL WHAT'S THE ACTUAL WORD FOR REMOTE CONTROL THEN? MOM: UM..I DON'T KNOW? *SAYS IN ENGLISH WITH A PERSIAN ACCENT* CON-TROL"? 5 Nili @sharknoises 13m AND MY MOM IS JUST LIKE "WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL?" LIKE SHE DIDN'T JUST SHAKE THE FOUNDATION OF MY ENTIRE WORLD!!!! 4 Nili @sharknoises 13m WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL??" I LEARNED FARSI FROM YOU GUYS! HOW MUCH OF MY KNOWLEDGE OF FARSI IS JUST FAKE WORDS THAT Y'ALL MADE UP????? 4 Nili @sharknoises -11m ME: SO IFI WAS AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND I ASK WHERE THE [WORD] IS THEY'D JUST LOOK AT ME LIKE WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MOM: [LAUGHS AT ME] 91 th 4 Nili @sharknoises-9m ME: WHAT ELSE CAN I NOT TRUST??? WHAT ELSE IS FAKE???? ARE Y'ALL EVEN MY REAL PARENTS???? MOM: [KEEPS LAUGHING AT ME jumpingjacktrash: winterinthetardis: SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN i’m sorry to laugh at you but this is adorable and hilarious
Apparently, Dad, and Fake: Nili @sharknoises 22m
 MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE
 2
 7
 Nili @sharknoises 21m
 I WAS JUST EATING DINNER WITH MY PARENTS AND MY MOM ASKS IN
 FARSI FOR ME TO PASS HER THE REMOTE CONTROL. I WAS LIKE "...WHAT?"
 Nili @sharknoises 20m
 MOM: *POINTS TO TONGS* IN FARSI] GIVE ME THE REMOTE CONTROL
 ME: .YOU MEAN THE TONGS?
 MOM: YEAH, PLEASE PASS IT OVER.
 2
 4
 Nili @sharknoises 19m
 AFTER I PASS IT OVER I'M LIKE "WHY DID YOU CALL THE TONGS THE
 [PERSIAN WORD FOR REMOTE CONTROL]?" & SHE JUST VERY NONCHALANTLY
 BLOWS MY MIND
 4
 Nili @sharknoises 18m
 MOM: [WORD] IS JUST A FILLER WORD, YOU KNOW. I COULDN'T
 REMEMBER THE WORD FOR TONGS, SO 1 SAID [WORD]
 ME: WHAT. NO. WHAT?
 2
 4

 Nili @sharknoises 17m
 FOR 28 YEARS OF MY LIFE, THE WORD IN FARSI THAT I THOUGHT MEANT
 REMOTE CONTROL WAS ACTUALLY JUST THE FARSI EQUIVALENT OF
 "THINGAMABOB." WTF
 2
 10
 Nili @sharknoises 16m
 I JUST SAT THERE, WITH MY MOUTH HANGING OPEN, FOR A SOLID
 MINUTE. MY MOM WAS LIKE "WAIT... YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS THE ACTUAL
 WORD FOR REMOTE?"
 4
 Nili @sharknoises 16m
 FROM YOU AND DAD!! YOU GUYS CALL IT THAT WORD!!!!!!
 4
 Nili @sharknoises 14m
 ME: WELL WHAT'S THE ACTUAL WORD FOR REMOTE CONTROL THEN?
 MOM: UM..I DON'T KNOW? *SAYS IN ENGLISH WITH A PERSIAN ACCENT*
 CON-TROL"?
 5
 Nili @sharknoises 13m
 AND MY MOM IS JUST LIKE "WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL?" LIKE SHE
 DIDN'T JUST SHAKE THE FOUNDATION OF MY ENTIRE WORLD!!!!
 4

 Nili @sharknoises 13m
 WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL??" I LEARNED FARSI FROM YOU GUYS!
 HOW MUCH OF MY KNOWLEDGE OF FARSI IS JUST FAKE WORDS THAT Y'ALL
 MADE UP?????
 4
 Nili @sharknoises -11m
 ME: SO IFI WAS AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND I ASK WHERE THE [WORD] IS
 THEY'D JUST LOOK AT ME LIKE WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
 MOM: [LAUGHS AT ME]
 91 th
 4
 Nili @sharknoises-9m
 ME: WHAT ELSE CAN I NOT TRUST??? WHAT ELSE IS FAKE???? ARE Y'ALL
 EVEN MY REAL PARENTS????
 MOM: [KEEPS LAUGHING AT ME
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SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN
i’m sorry to laugh at you but this is adorable and hilarious

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Ass, Bad, and Children: now you kno! In the original Peter Pan book, he killed the Lost Boys when they got too old nowyoukno.com maybe-this-time: supernaturalshadowhunter: adventuretimetimeline: fuckier0: tempestuous-sovereignity: alittleworldofimagination: forgetpolitics: mariavontraphouse: philliciaglee: nowyoukno: See More Daily Facts Here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Sorry….kind of isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan …what the actual fuck I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up.  Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest. Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller. He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too. okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now. So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow. It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete. I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore. But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here. People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing. Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook. Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent. As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries.  And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else. But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything. And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.
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 In the original Peter Pan book,
 he killed the Lost Boys when
 they got too old
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Sorry….kind of

isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan

…what the actual fuck

I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN

nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up. 
Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.
Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.
He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.

okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.

So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow

Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.

It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.
I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore.
But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here.
People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing.
Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.
Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.
As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries. 
And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.
But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything.
And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.

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