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Chill, Lmao, and Phone: hrovitnir: rokirovka: theminism: raveger: enrique262: captain-price-official: marcommarco: inzertbreaks: tomroughneck: Meanwhile in Russia annyi. gente decisa The bigger vehicle has right of way. Russians cannot into chill. This is what I call a satisfying video @rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying @theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way? speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting. speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first. speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course. speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there speaker 2: What the heck speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing! speaker 3: Don’t take pictures! speaker 2: I’m filming! speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away! speaker 2: Guys, calm down! [the reckoning arrives] speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly] speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em! Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.
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rokirovka:

theminism:

raveger:

enrique262:

captain-price-official:


marcommarco:

inzertbreaks:

tomroughneck:
Meanwhile in Russia 
annyi.

gente decisa


The bigger vehicle has right of way. 


Russians cannot into chill. 


This is what I call a satisfying video


@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying

@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you
speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?
speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.
speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.
speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.
speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there
speaker 2: What the heck
speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow
speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!
speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!
speaker 2: I’m filming!
speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!
speaker 2: Guys, calm down!
[the reckoning arrives]
speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]
speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!

Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.

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Bad, Cute, and Fucking: wittyusernamed
 My buddy read an article about octopus
 intelligence. It was feeding time, and the
 handler dumped some shrimp into an
 octopus' tank. Then he went into another
 room and sat at his desk.
 A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto
 his desk
 The octopus, upon finding one bad
 shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it,
 escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and
 threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker.
 Not only does this showcase their
 problem-solving capabilities, but also
 that it could have escaped at any time. It
 just broke out this time to chuck an off
 shrimp in indignation at its handler.
 That's not just intelligence, that's a
 human-like reaction. Kinda make you
 wonder exactly how smart these guys
 can be..
 queensjenn
 OH MY GOD
 roseweasley7
 I went to the aquarium once and we had
 a tour and we walked past the octopus
 tank and it was duct taped shut so l
 asked why and the guy was like. "Well,
 we had a problem before because these
 fish were disappearing randomly at night
 and we had no idea why. Turns out the
 octopus had memorised the night guards
 rounds and would creep out of its tank,
 crawl across the floor to the fish tank,
 have a little snack and be back in its own
 tank with the lid shut before the guard
 came back." they are super smart
 dominawritesthings
 I love octopuses so, so much.
 cassandrashipsit
 I am both delighted and FUCKING
 TERRIFIED.
 ze-witch-arteest
 Once I went to the aquarium where they
 had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank.
 I had gone there to work on a few real life
 sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of
 an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in
 front of the tank, and started sketching
 The octopus didn't mind, he sat happily.
 Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving
 to the front of the tank, where I was. This
 tiny octopus faces me directly and starts
 posing. I don't know how other to explain
 it but he started curlung his tentacles in
 this really graceful way then wouldn't
 move for a few minutes. Then again, a
 new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker
 More laughs at FUNsubstance.com
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