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Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said “Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokémon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God
Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback
 they've been playing Mo bamba for
 the 5th time already
My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said “Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokémon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God

My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get...

A Dream, Barbie, and Dad: acoolguy instead of Friends they should've called it Friends & Ross acoolguy every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross acoolguy just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn't give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit glitterspray I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is 'learning so much' from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn't think being a nanny is a man's job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I'm pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he's a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity n7kiera-ryder What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better mephistos-cafe-lattes How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job mymullet I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married When they came to Ross wouldn't get an annulment because he didn't want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful empathic-alien KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER supercub Deactivated Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth's dad because it's "weird" for him but had no problem going out with Rachel's sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it flaminganakin Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she's working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship lupinatic The show Friends actually invented the term 'friendzone' to describe Ross' inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start) I fucking hate Ross so much lesbiankarkat Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say he was sorry about it because "it was Rachel's fault, she wanted a break"? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad ROSS GELLER F.R.I.E.N.D.S
A Dream, Barbie, and Dad: acoolguy
 instead of Friends they should've called it Friends & Ross
 acoolguy
 every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the
 cause of Ross
 acoolguy
 just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey
 money since he was struggling financially but joey was too
 proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game
 where joey always won so chandler could give him money
 without him knowing. perfect example of two great
 Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game,
 goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey
 tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the
 situation and how the game was fake and asks for his
 money back but ross wouldn't give it back. just one of the
 many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit
 glitterspray
 I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male
 nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced
 All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he
 is 'learning so much' from him. Except of course Ross who
 is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross
 doesn't think being a nanny is a man's job. Ross even went
 as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I'm
 pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing
 Sandy purely because he's a man in a female dominated
 job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is
 hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and
 his fragile masculinity
 n7kiera-ryder
 What about the one where Ross gets upset because his
 two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends
 the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is
 better
 mephistos-cafe-lattes
 How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris
 and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the
 past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he
 should have just let her go to her dream job
 mymullet
 I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed
 in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married
 When they came to Ross wouldn't get an annulment
 because he didn't want to be known as the guy who gets
 divorced. He is kind of awful
 empathic-alien
 KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER
 supercub Deactivated
 Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth's
 dad because it's "weird" for him but had no problem going
 out with Rachel's sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with
 it
 flaminganakin
 Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of
 her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross
 has a problem that she's working with another man, and
 gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she
 needs a break from their relationship
 lupinatic
 The show Friends actually invented the term 'friendzone' to
 describe Ross' inability to show Rachel that he wanted to
 be with her (back at the start)
 I fucking hate Ross so much
 lesbiankarkat
 Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say
 he was sorry about it because "it was Rachel's fault, she
 wanted a break"? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad
ROSS GELLER  F.R.I.E.N.D.S

ROSS GELLER F.R.I.E.N.D.S

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