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Anime, Arsenal, and Ass: The Virgin Becket The Chad Point Man Gets a badass, manly beard in the Gets cucked hard by Alma in 2, then gets Completely loses his mind after the events of F.E.A.R. 2 Literally the John Wick/ Doomguy of F.E.A.R. series third installment killed off for real in 3 in the hands of Kicks Fettel's ass in the end while Paxton Fettel preventing him from taking Alma's third newborn child Tries to leech off Point Man's popularity only to come off as a bland, boring protagonist who's also doomed by the series' canon The game has dumbed down Al and gunplay in order to fit to the console controls, which felt rather too easy and lacked some proper challenge OUCH! His enemies including Replica soldiers shit themselves upon seeing him Kickass arsenal and always uses the good ol' reliable Vollmer VK-12 Combat Shotgun, which tears anything into pieces in 1 or 2 hits He's like "a pizza at an anime convention" while being chased down by Alma The game is praised for it's smart, unscripted Al even on Extreme difficulty which makes the HECU from Half-Life look like a joke and the gunplay is pretty solid even by 2005 standards Jankowski scolds and calls him "bucket" for screwing around the plaza One of the most well respected His enemies are foolhardy and characters in the entire series will immediately kill him on sight regardless of the slow-mo ability Dull stoic look, until 3 Surprisingly mysterious but interesting backstory Crushes anything apart who gets on his way Creepy "I'U-skullfuck-you-to-death" type "Kubrick Stare" Doesn't get much respect as the Point Man himself Point Man is the best F.E.A.R. protagonist, hands down.
Anime, Arsenal, and Ass: The Virgin Becket
 The Chad Point Man
 Gets a badass, manly beard in the
 Gets cucked hard by Alma in 2, then gets
 Completely loses his mind
 after the events of F.E.A.R. 2
 Literally the John Wick/
 Doomguy of F.E.A.R. series
 third installment
 killed off for real in 3 in the hands of
 Kicks Fettel's ass in the end while
 Paxton Fettel
 preventing him from taking Alma's
 third newborn child
 Tries to leech off Point Man's popularity
 only to come off as a bland, boring
 protagonist who's also doomed by the
 series' canon
 The game has dumbed down Al and
 gunplay in order to fit to the console
 controls, which felt rather too easy
 and lacked some proper challenge
 OUCH!
 His enemies including Replica soldiers
 shit themselves upon seeing him
 Kickass arsenal and always uses
 the good ol' reliable Vollmer VK-12
 Combat Shotgun, which tears anything
 into pieces in 1 or 2 hits
 He's like "a pizza at an anime
 convention" while being chased
 down by Alma
 The game is praised for it's smart,
 unscripted Al even on Extreme
 difficulty which makes the HECU
 from Half-Life look like a joke and
 the gunplay is pretty solid even by
 2005 standards
 Jankowski scolds and
 calls him "bucket" for screwing
 around the plaza
 One of the most well respected
 His enemies are
 foolhardy and
 characters in the entire series
 will immediately kill him on sight
 regardless of the slow-mo
 ability
 Dull stoic look, until 3
 Surprisingly mysterious but
 interesting backstory
 Crushes anything apart who gets on
 his way
 Creepy "I'U-skullfuck-you-to-death" type
 "Kubrick Stare"
 Doesn't get much respect as the Point Man himself
Point Man is the best F.E.A.R. protagonist, hands down.

Point Man is the best F.E.A.R. protagonist, hands down.

Heart, Wedding, and Kickass: Witnessed an extreme wedding between two kickass ladies! My heart is so full! ✨❀️
Heart, Wedding, and Kickass: Witnessed an extreme wedding between two kickass ladies! My heart is so full! ✨❀️

Witnessed an extreme wedding between two kickass ladies! My heart is so full! ✨❀️

Girls, Kickass, and Welcome: Welcome to fort kickass. No girls allowed 😎
Girls, Kickass, and  Welcome: Welcome to fort kickass. No girls allowed 😎

Welcome to fort kickass. No girls allowed 😎

Alive, Animals, and Anime: -Personally decimated the fragile ecosystem of the entire Quite possibly the single most overhyped animal in existence, ITS A BIG -One of the smallest brains in the -Spooky -Killed and ate Ruby in -Cold-blooded, venomous, predatory mammalian kingdom -Spends 75% of the day in a -Wait are we describing season one Dia or a cobra (ZING) -Can smell your body heat and wants to continent of Australia with her complete silence -Vomits up the skeletal remains of her prey in horrifying reproductive capacity -Not technically a rodent, but too close for anyone to really RACCOON THAT EATS coma because her sole source of GRASS nutrition is a poisonous leaf -Second only to literal demons from hell in the ability to utter bloodcurdling, unearthly screeching ridden with Chlamydia : eat you for it -Lowkey vore fetish (yucky) -Many people wrongly assume she is slimey based on her physical -All her cousins are way freaky bird-hairballs -The only time anime girl more hardcore than her care and make her look like a -Will randomly decide to cannibalize her own babies, eyes are actually realistic, but they still can't move in their golfball-sized sockets vegan pussy appearance, this is rude -Must be constantly alive monitored so as to not -Line between 'cute pet' and 'disgusting vermin' is only determined by how highly you value the life of your garden -YOU sounds like HOO and absentmindedly roll over that's the sound OWLS onto and crush her own MAKE SASUGA LOVU LIVU offspring to death -Literally brainless -Seriously Yoshiko Maru and Ruby came as cute barn animals and you're dressed as the aquatic equivalent of a sinus infection can't you just be normal for like ten seconds "Pee-cock" LMFAO -Stuck in a perpetual state of flexing -The end result of taking a Turkey to a pride parade -Orchestrator of countless, "Zura" kind of sounds like " Baaa," but not really -Cuddleableness level: Heart-melting -Basically a gooey trashbag with a mouth, which is also -Elephants are actually kinda Jerks her anus -Too lame to evolve arms and -If she unwittingly tases you during her aimless floating existence, accepted procedure is to urinate on the afflicted area Counting Hanamarus to try and fall asleep just makes me feel lonely, not hands, has to use her big, long, meaty NOSE to pick shit ruthless and extremely tired up -Sheep are not known for their intelligence and if you locked one inside a library it would probably traumatic petting zoo incidents (I don't wanna talk about it) -My aunt keeps them on her -Lions got a kickass disney adaption, hers is called "dumbo" (Please do not tinkle on u or ur pal's jellyfish stings despite sounding like a grand old time it's an urban legend it doesn't do anything) farm and the damnable find the contents to be delicious -Largest land animal on Earth snacks creatures are too dense to reduced to absolute realize they cannot fight a -Actually, the second part of the above may also sometimes apply to shambles by the mere presence of-Shiitake- MICE tractor and win Hanamaru as well The Aqours Girls As Baby Animals Except It's A Brutally Realistic Interpretation Of The Natural Behaviors Of Their Animal Aliases
Alive, Animals, and Anime: -Personally decimated the
 fragile ecosystem of the entire
 Quite possibly the single
 most overhyped animal in
 existence, ITS A BIG
 -One of the smallest brains in the
 -Spooky
 -Killed and ate Ruby in
 -Cold-blooded, venomous, predatory
 mammalian kingdom
 -Spends 75% of the day in a
 -Wait are we describing season one Dia
 or a cobra (ZING)
 -Can smell your body heat and wants to
 continent of Australia with her
 complete silence
 -Vomits up the skeletal
 remains of her prey in
 horrifying reproductive capacity
 -Not technically a rodent, but
 too close for anyone to really
 RACCOON THAT EATS
 coma because her sole source of
 GRASS
 nutrition is a poisonous leaf
 -Second only to literal demons
 from hell in the ability to utter
 bloodcurdling, unearthly
 screeching
 ridden with Chlamydia :
 eat you for it
 -Lowkey vore fetish (yucky)
 -Many people wrongly assume she is
 slimey based on her physical
 -All her cousins are way
 freaky bird-hairballs
 -The only time anime girl
 more hardcore than her
 care
 and make her look like a
 -Will randomly decide to
 cannibalize her own babies,
 eyes are actually realistic,
 but they still can't move in
 their golfball-sized sockets
 vegan pussy
 appearance, this is rude
 -Must be constantly
 alive
 monitored so as to not
 -Line between 'cute pet' and
 'disgusting vermin' is only
 determined by how highly you
 value the life of your garden
 -YOU sounds like HOO and
 absentmindedly roll over
 that's the sound OWLS
 onto and crush her own
 MAKE SASUGA LOVU LIVU
 offspring to death
 -Literally brainless
 -Seriously Yoshiko Maru and
 Ruby came as cute barn
 animals and you're dressed as
 the aquatic equivalent of a
 sinus infection can't you just
 be normal for like ten
 seconds
 "Pee-cock" LMFAO
 -Stuck in a perpetual state of
 flexing
 -The end result of taking a
 Turkey to a pride parade
 -Orchestrator of countless,
 "Zura" kind of sounds like " Baaa,"
 but not really
 -Cuddleableness level: Heart-melting
 -Basically a gooey trashbag
 with a mouth, which is also
 -Elephants are actually kinda
 Jerks
 her anus
 -Too lame to evolve arms and
 -If she unwittingly tases you
 during her aimless floating
 existence, accepted
 procedure is to urinate on the
 afflicted area
 Counting Hanamarus to try and fall
 asleep just makes me feel lonely, not
 hands, has to use her big,
 long, meaty NOSE to pick shit
 ruthless and extremely
 tired
 up
 -Sheep are not known for their
 intelligence and if you locked one
 inside a library it would probably
 traumatic petting zoo incidents
 (I don't wanna talk about it)
 -My aunt keeps them on her
 -Lions got a kickass disney
 adaption, hers is called
 "dumbo"
 (Please do not tinkle on u or ur pal's jellyfish
 stings despite sounding like a grand old time it's
 an urban legend it doesn't do anything)
 farm and the damnable
 find the contents to be delicious
 -Largest land animal on Earth
 snacks
 creatures are too dense to
 reduced to absolute
 realize they cannot fight a
 -Actually, the second part of the
 above may also sometimes apply to
 shambles by the mere
 presence of-Shiitake- MICE
 tractor and win
 Hanamaru as well
The Aqours Girls As Baby Animals Except It's A Brutally Realistic Interpretation Of The Natural Behaviors Of Their Animal Aliases

The Aqours Girls As Baby Animals Except It's A Brutally Realistic Interpretation Of The Natural Behaviors Of Their Animal Aliases