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Drunk, Fresh, and Gif: glumshoe: simplydalektable: foxesonstilts: profusedinmelancholy: profusedinmelancholy: profusedinmelancholy: penfairy: frankarnstein: Keira Knightley 20 January 2018 Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now Yes Bonus I’m screaming listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ???? LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS DID Y”ALL MISS THIS AND THIS AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE??? oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst? I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though. When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me. My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.
Drunk, Fresh, and Gif: glumshoe:
simplydalektable:

foxesonstilts:

profusedinmelancholy:

profusedinmelancholy:

profusedinmelancholy:


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frankarnstein:
Keira Knightley
20 January 2018
Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now 

Yes 


Bonus 

I’m screaming 

listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but
DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????
LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS
DID Y”ALL MISS THIS
AND THIS
AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???
oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic
in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley

I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure
she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince
also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst?
I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though. 


When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me. 
My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.

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<blockquote><p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/169315433919/nyxserpent-chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://nyxserpent.tumblr.com/post/169308181131/chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it-when-he-pulled" class="tumblr_blog">nyxserpent</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p>
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<p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p>
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<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="shirayyyy:jcAEscW1tcrJfzFzYjLV8w:ZLflss1Sdrzf_" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500"><img data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542af5621598a723c89f8ec0bf7ed1d4/tumblr_nd3k4isNbU1s7swf7o1_500.gif"/></figure></p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p>
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<p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p>
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<p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote>

<p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote>

<p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p></blockquote>

<p>WHO IN GODS NAME WOULD CSTRY A MAC 10! HE HAD TO FUCKING PUT IN THE MAG AFTER HE PULLED IT OUT AND THAT AINT EFFWCTIVE</p></blockquote>

<p>Not to mention storing a dozen unsecured guns in your pants a good way to lose your dick and/or the entire bottom half of your body.</p>

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<p><a href="https://nyxserpent.tumblr.com/post/169308181131/chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it-when-he-pulled" class="tumblr_blog">nyxserpent</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p>
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<p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p>
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<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="shirayyyy:jcAEscW1tcrJfzFzYjLV8w:ZLflss1Sdrzf_" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500"><img data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542af5621598a723c89f8ec0bf7ed1d4/tumblr_nd3k4isNbU1s7swf7o1_500.gif"/></figure></p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p>
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<p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote>

<p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote>

<p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p>

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Bless Up, Memes, and Girl: Best friends fur ever @DrSmashlove U ladies trip me out Bruh lemme tell u why. I'll be watching TV with a girl and she be all "hey - you think Keira Knightley's pretty?" And I'll be like "yeah you know I mean she's kinda cute I could see that." Bam. Bam bam bam. Here goes nothing. "Oh cute huh. Cute. Ok. She's cute now. FYI...She's like...a fucking toothpick. So now you like toothpicks? I knew it. I fucking knew it. Why are you even wasting my time? Why am I here? GO FUCK KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IF YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS - YOU KNEW I HAD AN ASS WHEN YOU MET ME, TOOTHPICK MAN. OL TOOTHPICK ASS. *TOOTHPICK DICK*." Me: "Baby I deserve all of this for making you feel a type of way but you and I both know I ain't got a toothpick dick 🤔." Her: "MOTHER, FUCK! YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T I JUST STICK A TOOTHPICK *IN* YOUR DICK AND *MAKE* YOU A TOOTHPICK DICK, HOWBOW DAH. SINCE YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS SO MUCH NOW. *APPARENTLY*. MR. TOOTHPICK-IN-THE-DICK." My advice to u men, Bruh? Just don't ever acknowledge a girl is pretty. Literally lie. "Keira? Keira Nightley? Nah. I mean she aigh...nah. Not my type. I'm going to the kitchen baby, want some sparkling water? Ice or no ice..." <- that's how u respond if asked if Keira Fucking Knightley is pretty. U get me? But more importantly ladies let me give u this lil tidbit of info. If I'm with you, I fucks with u. Who gives a fuck if I also like girls with another body type. I didn't say I like them better. Smash is an equal opportunity employer. My PP exercises affirmative action. U feel me? I maintain a diverse workforce 👩🏾👱🏻‍♀️👩🏻👱🏽‍♀️. NO BODY TYPE LEFT BEHIND, U ALL BEAUTIFUL. Bless up 😍😂😂😂
Bless Up, Memes, and Girl: Best friends fur ever
 @DrSmashlove
U ladies trip me out Bruh lemme tell u why. I'll be watching TV with a girl and she be all "hey - you think Keira Knightley's pretty?" And I'll be like "yeah you know I mean she's kinda cute I could see that." Bam. Bam bam bam. Here goes nothing. "Oh cute huh. Cute. Ok. She's cute now. FYI...She's like...a fucking toothpick. So now you like toothpicks? I knew it. I fucking knew it. Why are you even wasting my time? Why am I here? GO FUCK KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IF YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS - YOU KNEW I HAD AN ASS WHEN YOU MET ME, TOOTHPICK MAN. OL TOOTHPICK ASS. *TOOTHPICK DICK*." Me: "Baby I deserve all of this for making you feel a type of way but you and I both know I ain't got a toothpick dick 🤔." Her: "MOTHER, FUCK! YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T I JUST STICK A TOOTHPICK *IN* YOUR DICK AND *MAKE* YOU A TOOTHPICK DICK, HOWBOW DAH. SINCE YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS SO MUCH NOW. *APPARENTLY*. MR. TOOTHPICK-IN-THE-DICK." My advice to u men, Bruh? Just don't ever acknowledge a girl is pretty. Literally lie. "Keira? Keira Nightley? Nah. I mean she aigh...nah. Not my type. I'm going to the kitchen baby, want some sparkling water? Ice or no ice..." <- that's how u respond if asked if Keira Fucking Knightley is pretty. U get me? But more importantly ladies let me give u this lil tidbit of info. If I'm with you, I fucks with u. Who gives a fuck if I also like girls with another body type. I didn't say I like them better. Smash is an equal opportunity employer. My PP exercises affirmative action. U feel me? I maintain a diverse workforce 👩🏾👱🏻‍♀️👩🏻👱🏽‍♀️. NO BODY TYPE LEFT BEHIND, U ALL BEAUTIFUL. Bless up 😍😂😂😂

U ladies trip me out Bruh lemme tell u why. I'll be watching TV with a girl and she be all "hey - you think Keira Knightley's pretty?" And I...