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Family, Fucking, and Funny: <p><a href="https://gaytheistancap-bishes.tumblr.com/post/174102986875/libertarirynn-keyhollow-deadlyhorker" class="tumblr_blog">gaytheistancap-bishes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174102928449/keyhollow-deadlyhorker" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/174102807600/deadlyhorker-deadcatwithaflamethrower" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://deadlyhorker.tumblr.com/post/173795919606/deadcatwithaflamethrower-nyxserpent" class="tumblr_blog">deadlyhorker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/169315433919/nyxserpent-chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nyxserpent.tumblr.com/post/169308181131/chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it-when-he-pulled" class="tumblr_blog">nyxserpent</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="shirayyyy:jcAEscW1tcrJfzFzYjLV8w:ZLflss1Sdrzf_" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500"><img data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542af5621598a723c89f8ec0bf7ed1d4/tumblr_nd3k4isNbU1s7swf7o1_500.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p> </blockquote> <p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote> <p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote> <p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p></blockquote> <p>WHO IN GODS NAME WOULD CSTRY A MAC 10! HE HAD TO FUCKING PUT IN THE MAG AFTER HE PULLED IT OUT AND THAT AINT EFFWCTIVE</p></blockquote> <p>Not to mention storing a dozen unsecured guns in your pants a good way to lose your dick and/or the entire bottom half of your body.</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p>
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<p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p>
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<p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p>
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<p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote>

<p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote>

<p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p></blockquote>

<p>WHO IN GODS NAME WOULD CSTRY A MAC 10! HE HAD TO FUCKING PUT IN THE MAG AFTER HE PULLED IT OUT AND THAT AINT EFFWCTIVE</p></blockquote>

<p>Not to mention storing a dozen unsecured guns in your pants a good way to lose your dick and/or the entire bottom half of your body.</p>

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Family, Fucking, and Funny: <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/174102807600/deadlyhorker-deadcatwithaflamethrower" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://deadlyhorker.tumblr.com/post/173795919606/deadcatwithaflamethrower-nyxserpent" class="tumblr_blog">deadlyhorker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/169315433919/nyxserpent-chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nyxserpent.tumblr.com/post/169308181131/chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it-when-he-pulled" class="tumblr_blog">nyxserpent</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="shirayyyy:jcAEscW1tcrJfzFzYjLV8w:ZLflss1Sdrzf_" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500"><img data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542af5621598a723c89f8ec0bf7ed1d4/tumblr_nd3k4isNbU1s7swf7o1_500.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p> </blockquote> <p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote> <p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote> <p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p>
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<p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p>
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<p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p>
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<p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote>

<p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote>

<p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p>

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Bless Up, Memes, and Girl: Best friends fur ever @DrSmashlove U ladies trip me out Bruh lemme tell u why. I'll be watching TV with a girl and she be all "hey - you think Keira Knightley's pretty?" And I'll be like "yeah you know I mean she's kinda cute I could see that." Bam. Bam bam bam. Here goes nothing. "Oh cute huh. Cute. Ok. She's cute now. FYI...She's like...a fucking toothpick. So now you like toothpicks? I knew it. I fucking knew it. Why are you even wasting my time? Why am I here? GO FUCK KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IF YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS - YOU KNEW I HAD AN ASS WHEN YOU MET ME, TOOTHPICK MAN. OL TOOTHPICK ASS. *TOOTHPICK DICK*." Me: "Baby I deserve all of this for making you feel a type of way but you and I both know I ain't got a toothpick dick 🤔." Her: "MOTHER, FUCK! YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T I JUST STICK A TOOTHPICK *IN* YOUR DICK AND *MAKE* YOU A TOOTHPICK DICK, HOWBOW DAH. SINCE YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS SO MUCH NOW. *APPARENTLY*. MR. TOOTHPICK-IN-THE-DICK." My advice to u men, Bruh? Just don't ever acknowledge a girl is pretty. Literally lie. "Keira? Keira Nightley? Nah. I mean she aigh...nah. Not my type. I'm going to the kitchen baby, want some sparkling water? Ice or no ice..." <- that's how u respond if asked if Keira Fucking Knightley is pretty. U get me? But more importantly ladies let me give u this lil tidbit of info. If I'm with you, I fucks with u. Who gives a fuck if I also like girls with another body type. I didn't say I like them better. Smash is an equal opportunity employer. My PP exercises affirmative action. U feel me? I maintain a diverse workforce 👩🏾👱🏻‍♀️👩🏻👱🏽‍♀️. NO BODY TYPE LEFT BEHIND, U ALL BEAUTIFUL. Bless up 😍😂😂😂
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U ladies trip me out Bruh lemme tell u why. I'll be watching TV with a girl and she be all "hey - you think Keira Knightley's pretty?" And I'll be like "yeah you know I mean she's kinda cute I could see that." Bam. Bam bam bam. Here goes nothing. "Oh cute huh. Cute. Ok. She's cute now. FYI...She's like...a fucking toothpick. So now you like toothpicks? I knew it. I fucking knew it. Why are you even wasting my time? Why am I here? GO FUCK KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IF YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS - YOU KNEW I HAD AN ASS WHEN YOU MET ME, TOOTHPICK MAN. OL TOOTHPICK ASS. *TOOTHPICK DICK*." Me: "Baby I deserve all of this for making you feel a type of way but you and I both know I ain't got a toothpick dick 🤔." Her: "MOTHER, FUCK! YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T I JUST STICK A TOOTHPICK *IN* YOUR DICK AND *MAKE* YOU A TOOTHPICK DICK, HOWBOW DAH. SINCE YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS SO MUCH NOW. *APPARENTLY*. MR. TOOTHPICK-IN-THE-DICK." My advice to u men, Bruh? Just don't ever acknowledge a girl is pretty. Literally lie. "Keira? Keira Nightley? Nah. I mean she aigh...nah. Not my type. I'm going to the kitchen baby, want some sparkling water? Ice or no ice..." <- that's how u respond if asked if Keira Fucking Knightley is pretty. U get me? But more importantly ladies let me give u this lil tidbit of info. If I'm with you, I fucks with u. Who gives a fuck if I also like girls with another body type. I didn't say I like them better. Smash is an equal opportunity employer. My PP exercises affirmative action. U feel me? I maintain a diverse workforce 👩🏾👱🏻‍♀️👩🏻👱🏽‍♀️. NO BODY TYPE LEFT BEHIND, U ALL BEAUTIFUL. Bless up 😍😂😂😂

U ladies trip me out Bruh lemme tell u why. I'll be watching TV with a girl and she be all "hey - you think Keira Knightley's pretty?" And I...