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Animals, Cats, and Deer: Fun animal facts I have learned being a zoo cdocent lavendersucculents fuckyeahshezza madlori 1. There are several ways to classify the large cats, one of the more useful ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that purrs. I've heard it up close, it's amazing. A cheetah's purr sounds like an idling motorcycle engine 2. Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have to move them in sync - when they're on land. When they're swimming, they can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing 3. People often think that flamingoes' knees bend the wrong way. They don't the joint you're seeing in the middle of their leg isn't their knee, it's their ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does 4. Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day 5. Bald eagles' vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isn't an eagle, it's been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles actually sound...not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a bird 6. Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror test - in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think t's another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing a chalk mark on an elephant's forehead and then showing it a mirror. The elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it was looking at itself. The only animals that pass this test are the higher primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly magpies 7. One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats 8. A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do what's called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on pause until she's ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make different formulations of milk for each joey's different nutritional needs 9. Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non- aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. That's an interesting area to work in, lemme tell you 10. Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud 11. All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear) 12. Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and females grow antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed theirs in the spring. So all of Santa's reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little kids that 13. If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than you'd expect. One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice 14. Gorillas get crushes on each other. And on the humans that take care of them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I don't know if the females do, I've never seen it. Sometimes it's like a soap opera up in there 15. Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color-their babies are bright orange Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate 16. Polar bear fur is not white, it's transparent, like fiber optics. Also, thei skin is black This is all excellent and awesome and am a happier, better person for this knowledge Also, you go badass lady reindeer. Sleigh This was really cool to read actually Tortoises are loud in bed and other fun animal facts
Animals, Cats, and Deer: Fun animal facts I have learned being a zoo cdocent
 lavendersucculents
 fuckyeahshezza
 madlori
 1. There are several ways to classify the large cats, one of the more useful
 ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats
 lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that
 purrs. I've heard it up close, it's amazing. A cheetah's purr sounds like an
 idling motorcycle engine
 2. Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have
 to move them in sync - when they're on land. When they're swimming, they
 can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a
 walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using
 their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing
 3. People often think that flamingoes' knees bend the wrong way. They don't
 the joint you're seeing in the middle of their leg isn't their knee, it's their
 ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does
 4. Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day
 5. Bald eagles' vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying
 bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isn't an
 eagle, it's been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk.
 Bald eagles actually sound...not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a
 bird
 6. Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror
 test - in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think
 t's another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing
 a chalk mark on an elephant's forehead and then showing it a mirror. The
 elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it
 was looking at itself. The only animals that pass this test are the higher
 primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly
 magpies
 7. One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats
 8. A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different
 stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do what's
 called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on
 pause until she's ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch
 attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who
 nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make
 different formulations of milk for each joey's different nutritional needs
 9. Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us
 than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non-
 aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They
 engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex
 (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. That's an interesting area to work
 in, lemme tell you
 10. Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud
 11. All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies
 (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear)
 12. Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and females grow
 antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed
 theirs in the spring. So all of Santa's reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little
 kids that
 13. If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than you'd expect.
 One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice
 14. Gorillas get crushes on each other. And on the humans that take care of
 them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I don't know if the females do, I've
 never seen it. Sometimes it's like a soap opera up in there
 15. Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color-their babies are bright orange
 Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate
 16. Polar bear fur is not white, it's transparent, like fiber optics. Also, thei
 skin is black
 This is all excellent and awesome and am a happier, better person for this
 knowledge
 Also, you go badass lady reindeer. Sleigh
 This was really cool to read actually
Tortoises are loud in bed and other fun animal facts

Tortoises are loud in bed and other fun animal facts

Animals, Dude, and God: lancerbuck billysquirrel Follovw just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king Deactivated leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about b sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic hyratel I MEAN wheres the lie dovewithscales Demeter:. And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia pepoluan This thread goes every which way and is a glorious thing begat by Tumblr 337,354 notes Consider the coconut
Animals, Dude, and God: lancerbuck
 billysquirrel Follovw
 just-shower-thoughts
 Mammals both produce milk and have hair
 Ergo, a coconut is a mammal
 maliwanhellfires
 I know you're being facetious, but this is an
 actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny
 castiel-for-king Deactivated
 leans over and whispers to person beside me*
 what are they talking about
 b sonneillonv
 leans over and whispers back* Human ability
 to quantify and categorize natural phenomena
 is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at
 worst
 consider the coconut
 bemusedlybespectacled
 this reminds me of that time Plato defined
 humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes
 ran in with a plucked chicken
 screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!"
 erotic-yoddeling
 i love how you say "it reminds me of that time"
 like you were there
 heartgemsona
 listen if an immortal feels brave and supported
 enough to come out we should respect them
 This post is a journey
 virtuous-thing
 1 Reblog 1 Respect
 I maintain that humans started attempting
 classify animals, and some god or another
 made the platypus, and is still laughing
 Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a
 duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then
 a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
 Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison
 Make it poisonous
 dovewithscales
 Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure
 the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.
 Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.
 Poseidon: It should be aquatic
 hyratel
 I MEAN wheres the lie
 dovewithscales
 Demeter:. And where exactly do you expect
 me to put this?
 Everyone: Australia
 pepoluan
 This thread goes every which way and is a
 glorious thing begat by Tumblr
 337,354 notes
Consider the coconut

Consider the coconut

College, Fucking, and Hungry: trajans nefertitie nefertitie did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot) heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to get her back but they were actually temible and i forget how she was actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade class this wasn't little either, we used the town hall and we wore togas and shit me as demeter some lines (this was a joint effort of a bunch of greek-savvy 10/11 year olds): athena: "im the goddess of wisdom but you don't notice me telling everyone. i'm too smart for that aphrodite: is zeus chasing some mortal woman again? athena: no this time he and hera have gone for marriage counselling athena: we can ask hades to let them out of the underworld to help aphrodite: he'll never agree, he's such a deadly bore (we made a fucking pun im so angry) demeter hades wont pick up he's too busy torturing the dead in tartarus hades i can't undo the laws of death just think of the paperwork aphrodite the humidity is messing up my hair. it's getting all frizzy athena: is that all you care about? aphrodite: no, it's also messing up my dress demeter it's so dark, and there aren't any trees or flowers hades what do we need trees for, everybody's dead paris: yeah, and i can shoot straight! isn't that right, achilles? (hades enters) paris: who are you? do we know you? achilles: im mighty achilles odysseus: im wily odysseus paris: and im hungry paris kronos: i really am awesome, aren't i aeton one wrong move and you're history odysseus: fooll we already are historyl demeter. where are those mortals? i left them right there athena: are you sure? this isnt the first time you've lost someone l suddenly have the need for the entire screenplay, and to direct it at my college This play is the stuff of legends
College, Fucking, and Hungry: trajans
 nefertitie
 nefertitie
 did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were
 studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot)
 heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos
 and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to
 get her back but they were actually temible and i forget how she was
 actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade
 class
 this wasn't little either, we used the town hall and we wore togas and shit
 me as demeter
 some lines (this was a joint effort of a bunch of greek-savvy 10/11 year olds):
 athena: "im the goddess of wisdom but you don't notice me telling everyone. i'm
 too smart for that
 aphrodite: is zeus chasing some mortal woman again?
 athena: no this time he and hera have gone for marriage counselling
 athena: we can ask hades to let them out of the underworld to help
 aphrodite: he'll never agree, he's such a deadly bore (we made a fucking pun im
 so angry)
 demeter hades wont pick up he's too busy torturing the dead in tartarus
 hades i can't undo the laws of death just think of the paperwork
 aphrodite the humidity is messing up my hair. it's getting all frizzy
 athena: is that all you care about?
 aphrodite: no, it's also messing up my dress
 demeter it's so dark, and there aren't any trees or flowers
 hades what do we need trees for, everybody's dead
 paris: yeah, and i can shoot straight! isn't that right, achilles?
 (hades enters)
 paris: who are you? do we know you?
 achilles: im mighty achilles
 odysseus: im wily odysseus
 paris: and im hungry paris
 kronos: i really am awesome, aren't i
 aeton one wrong move and you're history
 odysseus: fooll we already are historyl
 demeter. where are those mortals? i left them right there
 athena: are you sure? this isnt the first time you've lost someone
 l suddenly have the need for the entire screenplay, and to direct it at my college
This play is the stuff of legends

This play is the stuff of legends

Animals, Dude, and God: just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there. heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect dovewithscales I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing messy-scandinoodle Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses Poseidon: It should be aquatio hyratel I MEAN where's the lie dovewithscales Demeter: .. And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia Source: just-shower-thoughts The was a trip
Animals, Dude, and God: just-shower-thoughts
 Mammals both produce milk and have hair
 Ergo, a coconut is a mammal
 maliwanhellfires
 I know you're being facetious, but this is
 an actual issue with morphology-based
 phylogeny
 castiel-for-king
 leans over and whispers to person beside
 me* what are they talking about
 sonneillonv
 leans over and whispers back* Human
 ability to quantify and categorize natural
 phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly
 misleading at worst
 nonlinear-nonsubjective
 consider the coconut
 bemusedlybespectacled
 this reminds me of that time Plato defined
 humans as "featherless bipeds" and
 Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken
 screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!"
 erotic-yoddeling
 i love how you say "it reminds me of that time"
 like you were there.
 heartgemsona
 listen if an immortal feels brave and
 supported enough to come out we should
 respect them
 This post is a journey
 virtuous-thing
 1 Reblog 1 Respect
 dovewithscales
 I maintain that humans started attempting
 classify animals, and some god or another
 made the platypus, and is still laughing
 messy-scandinoodle
 Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have
 a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And
 then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays
 eggs!
 Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison
 Make it poisonous
 dovewithscales
 Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure
 the eggs have both reptile and bird traits
 Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses
 Poseidon: It should be aquatio
 hyratel
 I MEAN where's the lie
 dovewithscales
 Demeter: .. And where exactly do you expect
 me to put this?
 Everyone: Australia
 Source: just-shower-thoughts
The was a trip

The was a trip

Best Friend, CoCo, and Dogs: guy wanted to sell his computer to afford surgery for his dog Aaron Maddigan BuyiSelliSWaP PC Parts (AU Need to sell my pride and joy to help fund my dogs needed surgery System is in very good condition Microsoft WndowS 10 Pro 64B Corsair 750D(With high aiflow facia) NXT 51 Liquid CPU Cooler ASUS RDG Maximus V Hero LGA1150 Crucial Ballstix Elne 3268 1866(BGB x4) ASUS Nvidia GTX680 DC2 4GB Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD (OS) Western Digtal Green 2TB HOD Western Digtal VelociRaptor 150GB HDD x2 ASUS PCE-AC68 Wireless Adapter Thermatake Ring Fan x 5 (Reo) ASUS PB2780 27 1440p Monor (2560 x1440 Razer Mamba Toumament Edition Mouse Razer Blackwidow Tournament Edition Keyboard AARON MADDİGAN BUY/SWAP/SELL The dog ruptured her ACL and is unable to walk due to the joint becoming unstable. Many good lads stepped in to help him David Hey mate whats your PayPal? i tp you 105 even though ns not much but if its for ฮ good purpose PMmesome pics of your dog CyrusMatepm ma your gofundma. Il slip you a hunga But the biggest help of them all... was this guy: Tom Hey mate, i just paid the remainder $1980 to have you dog back to good heath buddy, hope you have an awesome Saturday might and your itle man gets better you chack your gofundme i should be even at 52000 now if you get a chance to fick the good kama back round to somsone make sura you do Like Raply 0 162 2 hrs Edbed Tom These dogs are my lie mate, kuda and Coco and I dont knw Hare a good salt night bud and I hope your lil man gats batte Like Reply 0.4 2hrs $2,000 of $2,000 goal Ralsed by 2 people in 3 days I got two dogs mate, Idon't no what id do with myself if i lost them, more than happy to pay the full amount to help get your best friend better, hope you ave a great Sat night buddy She'll be back on her feet Sorry for the long post. Here's a dog potato. An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.
Best Friend, CoCo, and Dogs: guy wanted to sell his
 computer to afford
 surgery for his dog
 Aaron Maddigan BuyiSelliSWaP PC Parts (AU
 Need to sell my pride and joy to help fund my dogs needed surgery
 System is in very good condition
 Microsoft WndowS 10 Pro 64B
 Corsair 750D(With high aiflow facia)
 NXT 51 Liquid CPU Cooler
 ASUS RDG Maximus V Hero LGA1150
 Crucial Ballstix Elne 3268 1866(BGB x4)
 ASUS Nvidia GTX680 DC2 4GB
 Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD (OS)
 Western Digtal Green 2TB HOD
 Western Digtal VelociRaptor 150GB HDD x2
 ASUS PCE-AC68 Wireless Adapter
 Thermatake Ring Fan x 5 (Reo)
 ASUS PB2780 27 1440p Monor (2560 x1440
 Razer Mamba Toumament Edition Mouse
 Razer Blackwidow Tournament Edition Keyboard
 AARON MADDİGAN
 BUY/SWAP/SELL
 The dog ruptured her ACL
 and is unable to walk due
 to the joint becoming
 unstable.
 Many good lads stepped in
 to help him
 David Hey mate whats your PayPal? i tp you 105 even though ns
 not much but if its for ฮ good purpose PMmesome pics of your dog
 CyrusMatepm ma your gofundma. Il slip you a hunga
 But the biggest help of
 them all... was this guy:
 Tom Hey mate, i just paid the remainder $1980 to have you dog
 back to good heath buddy, hope you have an awesome Saturday might
 and your itle man gets better
 you chack your gofundme i should be even at 52000 now if you get a
 chance to fick the good kama back round to somsone make sura you do
 Like Raply 0 162 2 hrs Edbed
 Tom These dogs are my lie mate, kuda and Coco and I dont knw
 Hare a good salt night bud and I hope your lil man gats batte
 Like Reply 0.4 2hrs
 $2,000 of $2,000 goal
 Ralsed by 2 people in 3 days
 I got two dogs mate, Idon't no what id do with
 myself if i lost them, more than happy to pay the
 full amount to help get your best friend better,
 hope you ave a great Sat night buddy
 She'll be back on her feet
 Sorry for the long post.
 Here's a dog potato.
An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.

An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.

Apparently, Chelsea, and Definitely: Google peraltiagoisland: b99: really great interview with dan goor about b99 and he actually gets the call about season five during this and it’s amazing some highlights in this: - dan already knows how season 5’s Halloween episode was supposed to end, he claims it’s the best, better than all the previous halloween episodes including the first one which is killing me - andy and joe are constantly coming up with complicated handshakes and funny high fives that are just hilarious but he’s had to cut out so many of them, mostly because the handshakes lasted too long (there was one that lasted thirty five seconds rip) - initially, the b99 writers had plans in season three to just constantly have jake and amy break up and get back together again as a running joke. this was because in their initial plan for 3x01, the plan was to break them up and get them back together four times- thus establishing that their relationship had that dynamic which would allow for them to be constantly breaking up and getting back together - the reason why they scrapped that plan that they had gone so far as to write on cards and storyboard was that it just didn’t feel right- it didn’t feel true to the characters, and it felt too forced - amy becoming and sergeant and rising through the ranks could definitely potentially affect her relationship with Jake though, as well as her relationship with Terry “IM THE GOD OF THE SHOW!” - moo moo is 💯💯💯💯💯💯 - andy constantly floors dan with funny stuff he comes up with (apparently, there’s some slow motion stuff involving a band) - not something dan said, but i seriously wonder which band wink wink - chelsea peretti is one of the best comedians out there, and they actually put together the idea of gina wearing a medical halo before they decided that oh cool, we could hit her with a bus to achieve that - dan thinks the cast of b99 should all win emmys like, a weird joint win where they all tied for the Emmy because they’re all just that good - if you’re a mix between jake and Charles: best case scenario, you’re the most confident and nice person ever. worst case scenario, you’re constantly shampooing your girlfriends’s hair as you watch Die Hard
Apparently, Chelsea, and Definitely: Google
peraltiagoisland:
b99:
really great interview with dan goor about b99 and he actually gets the call about season five during this and it’s amazing
some highlights in this:

- dan already knows how season 5’s Halloween episode was supposed to end, he claims it’s the best, better than all the previous halloween episodes including the first one which is killing me

- andy and joe are constantly coming up with complicated handshakes and funny high fives that are just hilarious but he’s had to cut out so many of them, mostly because the handshakes lasted too long (there was one that lasted thirty five seconds rip)

- initially, the b99 writers had plans in season three to just constantly have jake and amy break up and get back together again as a running joke. this was because in their initial plan for 3x01, the plan was to break them up and get them back together four times- thus establishing that their relationship had that dynamic which would allow for them to be constantly breaking up and getting back together

- the reason why they scrapped that plan that they had gone so far as to write on cards and storyboard was that it just didn’t feel right- it didn’t feel true to the characters, and it felt too forced

- amy becoming and sergeant and rising through the ranks could definitely potentially affect her relationship with Jake though, as well as her relationship with Terry “IM THE GOD OF THE SHOW!”

- moo moo is 💯💯💯💯💯💯

- andy constantly floors dan with funny stuff he comes up with (apparently, there’s some slow motion stuff involving a band)

- not something dan said, but i seriously wonder which band wink wink

- chelsea peretti is one of the best comedians out there, and they actually put together the idea of gina wearing a medical halo before they decided that oh cool, we could hit her with a bus to achieve that

- dan thinks the cast of b99 should all win emmys like, a weird joint win where they all tied for the Emmy because they’re all just that good

- if you’re a mix between jake and Charles: best case scenario, you’re the most confident and nice person ever. worst case scenario, you’re constantly shampooing your girlfriends’s hair as you watch Die Hard

peraltiagoisland: b99: really great interview with dan goor about b99 and he actually gets the call about season five during this and it’s a...