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Crime, Doctor, and Fake: Steven Russell was a con artist who escaped from prison by using laxatives to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then called the prison, posing as a doctor, asking for prisoners interested in an experimental treatment, and volunteered. Once out of Texas, he sent death certificates to the prison stating he had died. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How….? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.  Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it guess what’s going on my to watch list now
Crime, Doctor, and Fake: Steven Russell was a con artist who
 escaped from prison by using laxatives
 to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then
 called the prison, posing as a doctor,
 asking for prisoners interested in an
 experimental treatment, and
 volunteered. Once out of Texas, he
 sent death certificates to the prison
 stating he had died.
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
monpetitcabbage:

rainfallinhell:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 
Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
then he was arrested again, and the above happened
while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN

There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor


Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it


guess what’s going on my to watch list now

monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How….? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.  Originally arrested for...

Jim Carrey, Movie, and Sonic: What I imagined when I heard Jim Carrey is in the new Sonic movie
Jim Carrey, Movie, and Sonic: What I imagined when I heard Jim Carrey is in the new Sonic movie

What I imagined when I heard Jim Carrey is in the new Sonic movie

Ace Ventura, Ass, and Family: Jim Carrey @JimCarrey 21h If you're wondering what fascism leads 'to, just ask Benito Mussolini and his mistress Claretta. 1,860 t7,274 26.9K Alessandra Mussolini @Ale_Mus.... 7h You are a bastard 1,101 t 510 ) 1,486 Evan O'Connell @evanoconnell 3h v I think you're confusing Jim Carrey with your murderous grandfather. 30 214 3,105 Alessandra Mussolini @Ale_Mu... 5m v And now @JimCarrey draw this other 4 Alessandra Mussolini @Ale_Mu... 8m Hi @JimCarrey now draw this for us 39 STAND WITH THE WGA Joe Randazzo @Randazzoj Follow Mussolini's granddaughter is arguing on Twitter with the man who made his ass talk in Ace Ventura 8:03 AM-31 Mar 2019 788 Retweets 5,198 Likes 47t 788 5.2K making-moriartea: iwilleatyourenglish: pissvortex: givinginandsigningup: This is kind of bullshit on Jim’s part. She’s not responsible for her grandfather’s sins. he didn’t even mention alessandra she went out of her way to defend her dead fascist grandfather Alessandra Mussolini is an adamant nationalist who has worked to glorify Italy’s past. she founded Social Alternative, a coalition of alt-right political parties, when the conservative group to which she previously belonged, National Alliance, tried to move away from their fascist past.  she also produced fraudulent signatures for an election in 2005 and, when she was criticized by transgender Italian MP candidate Vladimir Luxuria for being a fascist, she replied “better a fascist than a f***gt.” in october of last year, she declared she’d sue anyone who spoke ill of her grandfather.  as someone who has family that literally fled italy during his rise to power, all i can say is she is a fucking monster and i hope she rots in hell. the fact her family continues to have political power is a fucking disgrace. “Shes not responsible for the sins of her grandfather.” Youre right! She is 1000% responsible for her own racist and fascist actions though!
Ace Ventura, Ass, and Family: Jim Carrey @JimCarrey 21h
 If you're wondering what fascism leads
 'to, just ask Benito Mussolini and his
 mistress Claretta.
 1,860 t7,274
 26.9K
 Alessandra Mussolini @Ale_Mus.... 7h
 You are a bastard
 1,101 t 510
 ) 1,486
 Evan O'Connell @evanoconnell 3h v
 I think you're confusing Jim Carrey with
 your murderous grandfather.
 30
 214
 3,105

 Alessandra Mussolini @Ale_Mu... 5m v
 And now @JimCarrey draw this other
 4
 Alessandra Mussolini @Ale_Mu... 8m
 Hi @JimCarrey now draw this for us
 39

 STAND
 WITH THE
 WGA
 Joe Randazzo
 @Randazzoj
 Follow
 Mussolini's granddaughter is arguing on
 Twitter with the man who made his ass talk in
 Ace Ventura
 8:03 AM-31 Mar 2019
 788 Retweets 5,198 Likes
 47t 788 5.2K
making-moriartea:

iwilleatyourenglish:

pissvortex:

givinginandsigningup:
This is kind of bullshit on Jim’s part. She’s not responsible for her grandfather’s sins.
he didn’t even mention alessandra she went out of her way to defend her dead fascist grandfather

Alessandra Mussolini is an adamant nationalist who has worked to glorify Italy’s past.
she founded Social Alternative, a coalition of alt-right political parties, when the conservative group to which she previously belonged, National Alliance, tried to move away from their fascist past. 
she also produced fraudulent signatures for an election in 2005 and, when she was criticized by transgender Italian MP candidate Vladimir Luxuria for being a fascist, she replied “better a fascist than a f***gt.”
in october of last year, she declared she’d sue anyone who spoke ill of her grandfather. 
as someone who has family that literally fled italy during his rise to power, all i can say is she is a fucking monster and i hope she rots in hell. the fact her family continues to have political power is a fucking disgrace.


“Shes not responsible for the sins of her grandfather.” Youre right! She is 1000% responsible for her own racist and fascist actions though!

making-moriartea: iwilleatyourenglish: pissvortex: givinginandsigningup: This is kind of bullshit on Jim’s part. She’s not responsible fo...