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Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous Mornin ( So I'm writing this book I've been working on it for a while, but I'm just stuck and have been for ages It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's." wanna be in a chapter? Today 10:59 AM Do I get my own chapter? Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I could've done differently to make sure thatl don't fuck it up next time 'round Sounds like a lot of work Nah, after disappointing so many times it comes naturally Something you're quite proud of lol What'll be the name of my chapter? Or is that something you name afterwards? Today 12:54 PM Megan all the wrong choices How's that Disappointing You're doing well I can only go up from here My plan is working perfectly Oh? I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing your hands together like an evil villain lol Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening here. Got my master plan right on track Next step is to make an awful first date and me dress up. n shist is about as nice Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra open a carton of eggs and have some hobo chili Lmfao That sounds interesting Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to throw them? Nah we throw them at each other, and let our body heat cook them. Just like how they did in the old days SWEET After that we can go to the local fountain and swim for a bit before qetting dessert Today 4:24 PM Can we get beignets? Today 4:42 PM Fine but you're paying Gonna be the worst date ever Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo chili K but in gonna burn it Fair warning When is this date? And there are gonna be a few hairs in it Extra flavor Oh god When are you free? I've got a butt load of work till Friday afternoon : I'm free Friday That works for me Cool Here's my number T Hobo chili
Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous
 Mornin (
 So I'm writing this book
 I've been working on it for a while, but I'm
 just stuck and have been for ages
 It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's."
 wanna be in a chapter?
 Today 10:59 AM
 Do I get my own chapter?
 Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I
 could've done differently to make sure thatl
 don't fuck it up next time 'round
 Sounds like a lot of work
 Nah, after disappointing so many times it
 comes naturally
 Something you're quite proud of lol
 What'll be the name of my chapter?
 Or is that something you name afterwards?
 Today 12:54 PM
 Megan all the wrong choices
 How's that
 Disappointing
 You're doing well
 I can only go up from here
 My plan is working perfectly
 Oh?
 I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing
 your hands together like an evil villain lol
 Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening
 here. Got my master plan right on track
 Next step is to make an awful first date
 and
 me dress up.
 n shist is about as nice
 Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra
 open a carton of eggs and have some hobo
 chili
 Lmfao
 That sounds interesting
 Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to
 throw them?
 Nah we throw them at each other, and let
 our body heat cook them. Just like how they
 did in the old days
 SWEET
 After that we can go to the local fountain
 and swim for a bit before qetting dessert
 Today 4:24 PM
 Can we get beignets?
 Today 4:42 PM
 Fine but you're paying
 Gonna be the worst date ever
 Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo
 chili
 K but in gonna burn it
 Fair warning
 When is this date?
 And there are gonna be a few hairs in it
 Extra flavor
 Oh god
 When are you free?
 I've got a butt load of work till Friday
 afternoon
 : I'm free Friday
 That works for me
 Cool
 Here's my number
 T
Hobo chili

Hobo chili

Crying, Fucking, and Hungry: "...I'M GETTING USED TO IT, TOO..." YES SIRI I'M GONNA BLOw Twelve years ago. OFF WITH MY NEXT BATCH OF PICS! HEY JONAH AFTERNOON MEETING HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE BOARD ROOM THANKS, MR. JAMESON! YOu WON'T REGRET THIS! WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT NOW GET THE HELL OUT I'VE GOT A NEWSPAPER ΤΟ RuNL DAILNBUGLE ' DAILY BUGLE WAS THAT PETER... GEEZ, JONAH, --PARKER. THEHE'S WHAT, NEW FREELANCE FIFTEEN? SHOOTER. SIXTEEN? KNOW YOU LIKE HIS PICTURES, BUT THEY'RE DID YOL CONTACT HIS PARENTS AT AMATEUR HOUR. LEAST? DO A CHECK ON HIM? THE PHOTO DEPARTMENT ISN'T TOO ...THE KID JuST NEEDS SOME HELP. PLEASED I'M NOT AN IDIOT, ROBBIE, OF COURSE I DID. AND IF THE PICS AREN'T UP TO SNUFF WE WON'T BUy THEM. THE KID DAY oeT BUGLE NEW YORKS FINEST DAILY NEWSPAPER Home Invasion Turns to Murder Queens resident Benjamin Parker in robbery gone wrong gunned down End askpredetor: mellenabrave: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: funnypages: JJJ does have a heart ;-; WELL NOW I AM CRYING FOREVER Honestly JJJ is such a intersting character when done right. His paranoia regarding Spiderman steaming from a distrust of vegilantism itself makes a lot more sense then him just being money hungry. Generally he is often shown to be a good man who genuinly likes Peter and would take a bullet for most of his employees. I fucking love it when people realize that Spider-Man isn’t the only thing he cares about
Crying, Fucking, and Hungry: "...I'M GETTING USED TO IT, TOO..."
 YES SIRI I'M
 GONNA BLOw
 Twelve years ago.
 OFF WITH MY
 NEXT BATCH
 OF PICS!
 HEY JONAH
 AFTERNOON
 MEETING HAS
 BEEN MOVED TO
 THE BOARD
 ROOM
 THANKS, MR. JAMESON!
 YOu WON'T REGRET
 THIS!
 WE'LL SEE ABOUT
 THAT
 NOW
 GET THE
 HELL OUT
 I'VE GOT A
 NEWSPAPER
 ΤΟ RuNL
 DAILNBUGLE
 '
 DAILY BUGLE
 WAS
 THAT
 PETER...
 GEEZ,
 JONAH,
 --PARKER. THEHE'S WHAT,
 NEW FREELANCE FIFTEEN?
 SHOOTER.
 SIXTEEN?
 KNOW
 YOU LIKE
 HIS PICTURES,
 BUT THEY'RE
 DID YOL
 CONTACT HIS
 PARENTS AT
 AMATEUR HOUR.
 LEAST? DO
 A CHECK ON
 HIM?
 THE PHOTO
 DEPARTMENT
 ISN'T TOO
 ...THE KID
 JuST NEEDS
 SOME
 HELP.
 PLEASED
 I'M
 NOT AN
 IDIOT, ROBBIE,
 OF COURSE I
 DID. AND IF THE
 PICS AREN'T
 UP TO SNUFF
 WE WON'T BUy
 THEM. THE KID
 DAY oeT BUGLE
 NEW YORKS FINEST DAILY NEWSPAPER
 Home Invasion
 Turns to Murder
 Queens resident Benjamin Parker
 in robbery gone wrong
 gunned down
 End
askpredetor:
mellenabrave:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:


funnypages:
JJJ does have a heart
;-;
WELL NOW I AM CRYING FOREVER 


Honestly JJJ is such a intersting character when done right. 
His paranoia regarding Spiderman steaming from a distrust of vegilantism itself makes a lot more sense then him just being money hungry. 
Generally he is often shown to be a good man who genuinly likes Peter and would take a bullet for most of his employees. 

I fucking love it when people realize that Spider-Man isn’t the only thing he cares about

askpredetor: mellenabrave: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: funnypages: JJJ does have a heart ;-; WELL NOW I AM CRYING FOREVER Honestly JJJ...