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Its 2016: The people in the apartment below me are playing "Never Have I Ever" and I'm smoking on my porch creeping on their game Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn't intentional! I didn't know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshint contest Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo) Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: l'm being singled out I hate you all tom-nippleston Guy 2: Never have I ever had a Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?1?1?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it's before we even knew each other this was years ago!! Pause] Andrew: And you won't even watch porn with me.. (the family is disintegrating) Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational Ever... game of Never Havel People saying 'cheers'] (stop fighting guys you're tearing this family apart...) Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever (Don't let them kink shame you Ester I still love you) tom-nippleston #Team Ester #BananaSplits tom-nippleston Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #Team Ester #TeamKink tom-nippleston Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew #TeamBananaFucking tom-nippleston Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises) Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND WAS 13 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew #TeamBananaFucking #TeamwhatTheFuckBrandon tom-nippleston Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana #BananaCream Pie #Team Ester hotmenandotherdistractions This is spectacular Since you've been gone 191,448 notes Source: tom-nipp Sitch Never have i ever
Its 2016: The people in the apartment below me
 are playing "Never Have I Ever" and I'm
 smoking on my porch creeping on their
 game
 Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY
 walked in on my parents having sex
 Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn't
 intentional! I didn't know what they were
 doing!!!
 Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is
 THAT oblivious take your drink
 Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshint
 contest
 Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you
 boo)
 Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my
 genitals
 Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH
 Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you
 Prince Albert having douche
 Brandon: l'm being singled out I hate you
 all
 tom-nippleston
 Guy 2: Never have I ever had a
 Pause]
 Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?1?1?!?!
 Katy: Shut up Andrew it's before we even
 knew each other this was years ago!!
 Pause]
 Andrew: And you won't even watch porn
 with me..
 (the family is disintegrating)
 Brandon: Never have I ever been in such
 a confrontational
 Ever...
 game of Never Havel
 People saying 'cheers']
 (stop fighting guys you're tearing this
 family apart...)
 Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH
 a piece of food.
 Pause]
 Andrew: Dude
 Brandon: Dude
 Katy: Dude omg
 Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has
 practiced giving head with a banana!
 Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just
 practice on dicks.
 Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever
 (Don't let them kink shame you Ester I
 still love you)
 tom-nippleston
 #Team Ester
 #BananaSplits
 tom-nippleston
 Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it
 andrew. Explore your wild side
 #Team Ester #TeamKink
 tom-nippleston
 Brandon: Never have I ever been called a
 fuckboy
 Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE
 Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew
 #TeamBananaFucking
 tom-nippleston
 Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a
 family member
 Brandon: [random fumbling noises)
 Katy: brandon omg ew
 Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf
 man its 2016
 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND
 WAS 13 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY
 SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH
 NOTHING HAPPENED
 Ester: methinks thou dost protest too
 fucking much
 Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT
 AGAIN
 Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot
 Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew
 #TeamBananaFucking
 #TeamwhatTheFuckBrandon
 tom-nippleston
 Katy and Andrew have gone home in an
 Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a
 designated driver, kids. And always put
 protection on your Banana
 #BananaCream Pie
 #Team Ester
 hotmenandotherdistractions
 This is spectacular
 Since you've been gone
 191,448 notes
 Source: tom-nipp
 Sitch
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Its 2016: Little Husky @Dr Smashlove I know a guy named Omar who founded a tech company, and it failed. He started a second one, and it failed. He started a third one, and it failed. He started a fourth one, and it failed. Just kidding! Omar sold dat bish to Google for $750 million. It's easy to quit. What's harder is looking back on the failures, taking them as learning experiences, and moving onward and upward. It's easy to pursue a dream, or someone you think is true love, and it doesn't work out how u want it, and u obsess over it. Wallow in it. "2016 SUCKED - IT WAS AWFUL - OMG PLS END." Do me a favor in 2017. Look back on whatever bad might have happened in 2016 and ask yourself what can be learned. What can be gained. It can't be all bad. Maybe u lost your job. Good riddance! Take the skills u gained, start that next gig, come early every day, leave late, dress better than your boss, ask for more responsibility, be indispensable, and take over. Maybe u met someone u thought was the one, but it ain't end up how I want. Maybe that relationship happened to teach u to compromise. To chill out. To not take little shit to the titty. U feel me? Let me tell u something that will be hard to understand now but it will make sense one day: even the setbacks are a blessing. Don't ever let the setbacks define u. Take ownership of them, reflect on them, and move ONWARD and UPWARD. In 2017 be thankful, be humble, and keep your eyes looking ahead. Ya get me! More success. More achievements. More thankfulness. More blessings. (More good sex. 🤓) You're just. Getting. Started. Bless up! 😍🙌
Its 2016: Little Husky
 @Dr Smashlove
I know a guy named Omar who founded a tech company, and it failed. He started a second one, and it failed. He started a third one, and it failed. He started a fourth one, and it failed. Just kidding! Omar sold dat bish to Google for $750 million. It's easy to quit. What's harder is looking back on the failures, taking them as learning experiences, and moving onward and upward. It's easy to pursue a dream, or someone you think is true love, and it doesn't work out how u want it, and u obsess over it. Wallow in it. "2016 SUCKED - IT WAS AWFUL - OMG PLS END." Do me a favor in 2017. Look back on whatever bad might have happened in 2016 and ask yourself what can be learned. What can be gained. It can't be all bad. Maybe u lost your job. Good riddance! Take the skills u gained, start that next gig, come early every day, leave late, dress better than your boss, ask for more responsibility, be indispensable, and take over. Maybe u met someone u thought was the one, but it ain't end up how I want. Maybe that relationship happened to teach u to compromise. To chill out. To not take little shit to the titty. U feel me? Let me tell u something that will be hard to understand now but it will make sense one day: even the setbacks are a blessing. Don't ever let the setbacks define u. Take ownership of them, reflect on them, and move ONWARD and UPWARD. In 2017 be thankful, be humble, and keep your eyes looking ahead. Ya get me! More success. More achievements. More thankfulness. More blessings. (More good sex. 🤓) You're just. Getting. Started. Bless up! 😍🙌

I know a guy named Omar who founded a tech company, and it failed. He started a second one, and it failed. He started a third one, and it...

Its 2016: I'm sorry I don't See a difference it's 2016 do whatever you want tbh, as long as it doesn't affect anyone else negatively of course. I mean shit I'd fuck Hank too who am I to judge that dolphin? 🍩c
Its 2016: I'm sorry
 I don't
 See a
 difference
it's 2016 do whatever you want tbh, as long as it doesn't affect anyone else negatively of course. I mean shit I'd fuck Hank too who am I to judge that dolphin? 🍩c

it's 2016 do whatever you want tbh, as long as it doesn't affect anyone else negatively of course. I mean shit I'd fuck Hank too who am I...