Guess I’ll just drink more
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omg tag someone always high
if the jonas brothers are coming back, its time to bring this back up to the surface https://t.co/3OPThslO0h
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I’M DEAD 😂💀 https://t.co/fjcwddtBI6
If u sing it it’s wayyyy funnier
These things take time!
Who’s your favorite Kryptonian?
FUCK ITS COLD
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i feel i’m the most nice-polite having manners person i know but also the most raging angry bitch that i know
It's fucking LIFE
Updated an old comic for 2018
I found this so funny that I walked into a pole while reading this. Anyway, still pretty tho.
Shutcho robo thot ass up before I unplug ya shit 😂😂
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And its derivative is Acceleraptor
Post Malone getting roasted by a demon on Ghost Adventures is the best piece of television I’ve ever watched in my entire life https://t.co/...
Shaq's response to Shareef being left off the 2018 McDonald's All-American roster. https://t.co/e3Y9xsAJFg
I will disappear without warning, without a fucking trace. Years from now, you’ll be at a gelato stand in Florence and you’ll see someone yo...
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Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want https://t.co/t6PryJEb4i
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ITS TIME TO D D D D D DUEL, JIMBO
Satan really out here marketing.. 😂🤷♂️ https://t.co/OIyZnaqsP6
Satan really out here marketing.. 😂🤷♂️ WSHH
better than most hollywood films https://t.co/mTgsZ008wh
Old but gold
The price of pussy and dick is going to plummet. We’re all just going to be alone in our bedrooms having multiple orgasms, toes curled, scre...
and which transformer would you use? 👀🚗