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America, Empire, and Energy: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/138676109736" target="_blank">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2> <b><a href="http://onion.com/1K0Cr4o" target="_blank">Parallel World Leaders Meet In Washington For Interdimensional Summit</a></b> </h2> <p>WASHINGTON—Teleporting via wormhole from points across all of space and time, thousands of parallel world leaders have arrived in Washington, D.C. for this year’s interdimensional summit, sources reported Wednesday.</p> <p>Organizers confirmed President Obama has greeted heads of state from more than 2,000 alternative realities, a gathering of leaders that includes 139 different versions of himself, a parallel U.S. president Mitt Romney, a pulsing being of pure electrostatic energy, Earth-7491’s King Lyndon B. Johnson IV, and a hooded group of unspeaking figures known only as “the Council.”<br/></p> <p>The annual talks are expected to focus once again on brokering trade agreements among the parallel worlds, as well as officially admitting the governments of Neo-Pangea and the Corporate States of America, LLC into the group, and confronting the Roman Empire’s continued tyranny across much of the infinite set of possible world histories.</p> <p><b><a href="http://onion.com/1K0Cr4o" target="_blank">More</a></b>.</p> </blockquote>
America, Empire, and Energy: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/138676109736" target="_blank">theonion</a>:</p>
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<b><a href="http://onion.com/1K0Cr4o" target="_blank">Parallel World Leaders Meet In Washington For Interdimensional Summit</a></b> </h2>
<p>WASHINGTON—Teleporting via wormhole from points across all of space and time, thousands of parallel world leaders have arrived in Washington, D.C. for this year’s interdimensional summit, sources reported Wednesday.</p>
<p>Organizers confirmed President Obama has greeted heads of state from more than 2,000 alternative realities, a gathering of leaders that includes 139 different versions of himself, a parallel U.S. president Mitt Romney, a pulsing being of pure electrostatic energy, Earth-7491’s King Lyndon B. Johnson IV, and a hooded group of unspeaking figures known only as “the Council.”<br/></p>
<p>The annual talks are expected to focus once again on brokering trade agreements among the parallel worlds, as well as officially admitting the governments of Neo-Pangea and the Corporate States of America, LLC into the group, and confronting the Roman Empire’s continued tyranny across much of the infinite set of possible world histories.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://onion.com/1K0Cr4o" target="_blank">More</a></b>.</p>
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theonion: Parallel World Leaders Meet In Washington For Interdimensional Summit  WASHINGTON—Teleporting via wormhole from points across al...