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Animals, Food, and Fucking: Banana - before and after Carrot-before and after Watermelon- before and after sprachtraeume: angryfishtrap: wordnerdworld: march27thoughts: cubern: thespectacularspider-girl: jiggly-jello-squid: art-angelsz: nunyabizni: trashcanbees: asapscience: Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.  Source We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that. Bananas looked like lemons wtf Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs? Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves. GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably. People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment. GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food. GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel. I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren’t giant tomato abominations The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science. ^This. The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science. this should be in the largest letters we’ve got, plastered everywhere until it gets through people’s heads: The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science. Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating
Animals, Food, and Fucking: Banana - before and after
 Carrot-before and after
 Watermelon- before and after
sprachtraeume:

angryfishtrap:


wordnerdworld:

march27thoughts:

cubern:

thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:


trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention. 
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren’t giant tomato abominations


The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

^This.
The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science.

this should be in the largest letters we’ve got, plastered everywhere until it gets through people’s heads:
The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science.


Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating

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Animals, Food, and Fucking: Banana - before and after Carrot-before and after Watermelon- before and after 69winedad: cubern: thespectacularspider-girl: jiggly-jello-squid: art-angelsz: nunyabizni: trashcanbees: asapscience: Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.  Source We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that. Bananas looked like lemons wtf Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs? Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves. GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably. People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment. GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food. GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel. I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren’t giant tomato abominations Are we gonna ignore the whole spider goat thing or what
Animals, Food, and Fucking: Banana - before and after
 Carrot-before and after
 Watermelon- before and after
69winedad:

cubern:


thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:


trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention. 
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren’t giant tomato abominations


Are we gonna ignore the whole spider goat thing or what

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Ass, Fucking, and Future: fckin-deactivated20171107 I'm thinking about her ghettoinuyasha forbidden fruit saacmemes Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much? kitswulf Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/ textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It's got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this "fruit" has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it. As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he's a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul- tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it's basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that's what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win. ciphercoyote Human Brain: Don't eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe 184,928 notes the forbidden fruit
Ass, Fucking, and Future: fckin-deactivated20171107
 I'm thinking about her
 ghettoinuyasha
 forbidden fruit
 saacmemes
 Why do grown ass adults want to eat
 Tide pods so much?
 kitswulf
 Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/
 textural sensory information these pods
 give me the match nutritionally-dense
 fruit. It's got the oleic gleam of
 something high-fat like an avocado, but
 bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a
 berry that wants to be eaten by red
 seeing primates and birds. It tends to
 smell sweet and slightly floral,
 enhancing that effect. Similarly, when
 you hold it, it is quite dense (denser
 than water), but very soft and liquid,
 once again reaffirming that this "fruit"
 has either high sugar or high fat
 content and almost no cellulose to it.
 As a result, within me is a less-clever
 monkey just screaming to eat this
 delicious fruit in my hand about to go
 into the laundry, and it does in fact take
 willpower to tell him he's a stupid
 monkey and this is a bubble of foul-
 tasting poison. But every time I do
 laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity
 rises again and assures me it's basically
 like a cherry but Even Better. I have
 legitimately debated just biting down on
 one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent
 memory to forestall this urge in the
 future, but that's what my goddamn
 mammal-brain wants me to fucking do
 and I refuse to let it win.
 ciphercoyote
 Human Brain: Don't eat the posion pod
 its fucking posion
 Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit
 Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is
 Vibrating Give It The Sex
 Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing
 machine it is safe
 184,928 notes
the forbidden fruit

the forbidden fruit

Ass, Fucking, and Future: phoqueboi junkirat fckin I'm thinking about her ghettoinuyasha forbidden fruit isaacmemes Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much? kitswulf Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It's got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like arn avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red- seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this "fruit" has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it. As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he's a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it's basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that's what my goddamn mammal- brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win ciphercoyote Human Brain: Don't eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe. The Forbidden Fruit
Ass, Fucking, and Future: phoqueboi
 junkirat
 fckin
 I'm thinking about her
 ghettoinuyasha
 forbidden fruit
 isaacmemes
 Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide
 pods so much?
 kitswulf
 Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural
 sensory information these pods give me the
 match nutritionally-dense fruit. It's got the
 oleic gleam of something high-fat like arn
 avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration
 like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-
 seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell
 sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that
 effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite
 dense (denser than water), but very soft and
 liquid, once again reaffirming that this "fruit"
 has either high sugar or high fat content and
 almost no cellulose to it.
 As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey
 just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in
 my hand about to go into the laundry, and it
 does in fact take willpower to tell him he's a
 stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul
 tasting poison. But every time I do laundry,
 this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again
 and assures me it's basically like a cherry but
 Even Better. I have legitimately debated just
 biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a
 deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the
 future, but that's what my goddamn mammal-
 brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let
 it win
 ciphercoyote
 Human Brain: Don't eat the posion pod its
 fucking posion
 Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit
 Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is
 Vibrating Give It The Sex
 Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine
 it is safe.
The Forbidden Fruit

The Forbidden Fruit