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Bad, College, and Driving: GOING To A PARTY WORST-CASE MGH, WHO INVITED BEST-CASE THAT SHIRTTHAI WAS A GOOD IDEA? WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN I THINK IMIGHT HEAD HOME SOON NEAH ME TOO. College DRIVING WORST-CASE WHAT HAVE You DONE? BEST-CASE FREEDOMI WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN UGH, I-65 TRAFFIC ALWAyS SUcKS AT THIS TIME AND uPAGAIN, THAT POP SONG YOU'RE INDIFFERENT TO! Colle GOING ON A FIRST DATE WORST-CASE BEST-CASE Well, hello there, Sabella Martinez who lives at 3b5 Sunse+ Avenve BEFORE TONIGHT THOUGHT THE DEA OF A SOULMATE WAS A MYTH WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN OH, yOU HAVE TWO SISTERS? EAH, THEY'RE FINE oleaelHumon GIVING A SPEECH WORST-CASE BEST-CASE TECHNICAL ERROR: ERY THING IS BAD WORLD PROBLEMS OLVED. NOU'RE A FRAUD HERE'S A B00k DEAL 00! MANE My BABIES Ol WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN IN CONCLUSION WE SHOULD CHANGE SOME THINGS, BUT NoT EVERYTHING. THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE. TIME paperparachute: castorochiaro: pr1nceshawn: Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek. This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen? It does wonders for your nerves, really does. My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??
Bad, College, and Driving: GOING To A PARTY
 WORST-CASE
 MGH, WHO INVITED
 BEST-CASE
 THAT SHIRTTHAI
 WAS A
 GOOD IDEA?
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 I THINK IMIGHT
 HEAD HOME SOON
 NEAH
 ME TOO.
 College

 DRIVING
 WORST-CASE
 WHAT HAVE
 You DONE?
 BEST-CASE
 FREEDOMI
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 UGH, I-65 TRAFFIC
 ALWAyS SUcKS
 AT THIS TIME
 AND uPAGAIN, THAT
 POP SONG YOU'RE
 INDIFFERENT TO!
 Colle

 GOING ON A FIRST DATE
 WORST-CASE
 BEST-CASE
 Well, hello there,
 Sabella Martinez
 who lives at 3b5
 Sunse+ Avenve
 BEFORE TONIGHT THOUGHT
 THE DEA OF A SOULMATE
 WAS A MYTH
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 OH, yOU HAVE
 TWO SISTERS?
 EAH, THEY'RE
 FINE
 oleaelHumon

 GIVING A SPEECH
 WORST-CASE
 BEST-CASE
 TECHNICAL
 ERROR:
 ERY THING
 IS BAD
 WORLD
 PROBLEMS
 OLVED.
 NOU'RE A
 FRAUD
 HERE'S A
 B00k DEAL
 00! MANE My
 BABIES
 Ol
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 IN CONCLUSION
 WE SHOULD CHANGE
 SOME THINGS, BUT
 NoT EVERYTHING.
 THAT SOUNDS
 REASONABLE.
 TIME
paperparachute:

castorochiaro:

pr1nceshawn:



Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?
It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??

paperparachute: castorochiaro: pr1nceshawn: Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek. This is a great joke, but it’s also a ...

Advice, Being Alone, and Animals: weasowl yesyespleaseno gaymilesedgeworth after i move i really wanna get a used roomba gaymilesedgeworth sushieatingmermaid i love that you're adopting instead of buying from a breeder <3 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses just remember they're social animals and should always be kept in pairs, don't get a roomba if you aren't prepared for that responsibility fireheartedkaratepup That's a common misconception. Roombas do perfectly fine on their own if you spend quality time with them! They group together in the wild for protection, but when they have no natural predators in the area they often choose to live alone biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i didn't know that! do you have any advice on roomba breeding and the problem with parent roombas' tendency towards eating their young? the-derp-returns It's best to put the parent Roombas up for adoption as soon as a baby is born. If you're too attached to the Roombas, you can keep them in separate rooms, thoughit will be hard. Be careful when opening doors, though, they are agile creatures and will escape if they see the opportunity! biggest-gaudiest-patronuses but what about while the baby roombas are still nursing monsterswithvibes actually you can nurse them yourself with some dust and sand biggest-gaudiest-patronuses just be careful they don't bite! weasowl see, we never had this problem back when we were breeding Dustbusters. Slow well-behaved, and dumb bless their hearts Completely indifferent to their offspring You know they're a distant ancestor to the Roomba? Now, of course, they're too far removed to even be able to cross-breed, but, yeah, they used to fill a similar ecological niche, and some of them eventually evolved into the wild Roomba from whence all our current breeds were born the Samsung Powerbot, even the Dyson 360eye Me, I'm waiting on the old Vacuum breed-back programs. I mean, they're going to have to use a lot of Roomba DNA, of course, and probably you'd want them to be, yknow, a little smaller than they were, but can you imagine having your own Dyson Upright, or Hoover, just wan- dering around your house sniffing everything? Or, my god, some breed of Shopvac? I hear they ate anything! Probably dangerous, but l'd get a little Bissell Stick in a heartbeat! Source: gaymilesedgeworth 114 419 notes Created with Stitch & Share! Roombas
Advice, Being Alone, and Animals: weasowl
 yesyespleaseno
 gaymilesedgeworth
 after i move i really wanna get a used roomba
 gaymilesedgeworth
 sushieatingmermaid
 i love that you're adopting
 instead of buying from a
 breeder <3
 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 just remember they're social animals and
 should always be kept in pairs, don't get
 a roomba if you aren't prepared for that
 responsibility
 fireheartedkaratepup
 That's a common misconception. Roombas
 do perfectly fine on their own if you spend
 quality time with them! They group together
 in the wild for protection, but when they have
 no natural predators in the area they often
 choose to live alone
 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 i didn't know that! do you have any advice on
 roomba breeding and the problem with parent
 roombas' tendency towards eating their
 young?
 the-derp-returns
 It's best to put the parent Roombas up for
 adoption as soon as a baby is born. If you're
 too attached to the Roombas, you can keep
 them in separate rooms, thoughit will be
 hard. Be careful when opening doors, though,
 they are agile creatures and will escape if they
 see the opportunity!
 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 but what about while the baby roombas are
 still nursing
 monsterswithvibes
 actually you can nurse them yourself with
 some dust and sand
 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 just be careful they don't bite!
 weasowl
 see, we never had this problem back when
 we were breeding Dustbusters. Slow
 well-behaved, and dumb bless their hearts
 Completely indifferent to their offspring
 You know they're a distant ancestor to the
 Roomba? Now, of course, they're too far
 removed to even be able to cross-breed, but,
 yeah, they used to fill a similar ecological
 niche, and some of them eventually evolved
 into the wild Roomba from whence all our
 current breeds were born the Samsung
 Powerbot, even the Dyson 360eye
 Me, I'm waiting on the old Vacuum breed-back
 programs. I mean, they're going to have to use
 a lot of Roomba DNA, of course, and probably
 you'd want them to be, yknow, a little smaller
 than they were, but can you imagine having
 your own Dyson Upright, or Hoover, just wan-
 dering around your house sniffing everything?
 Or, my god, some breed of Shopvac? I hear
 they ate anything! Probably dangerous, but l'd
 get a little Bissell Stick in a heartbeat!
 Source: gaymilesedgeworth
 114 419 notes
 Created with
 Stitch & Share!
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Roombas

Bad, College, and Driving: GOING To A PARTY WORST-CASE MGH, WHO INVITED BEST-CASE THAT SHIRTTHAI WAS A GOOD IDEA? WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN I THINK IMIGHT HEAD HOME SOON NEAH ME TOO. College DRIVING WORST-CASE WHAT HAVE You DONE? BEST-CASE FREEDOMI WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN UGH, I-65 TRAFFIC ALWAyS SUcKS AT THIS TIME AND uPAGAIN, THAT POP SONG YOU'RE INDIFFERENT TO! Colle GOING ON A FIRST DATE WORST-CASE BEST-CASE Well, hello there, Sabella Martinez who lives at 3b5 Sunse+ Avenve BEFORE TONIGHT THOUGHT THE DEA OF A SOULMATE WAS A MYTH WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN OH, yOU HAVE TWO SISTERS? EAH, THEY'RE FINE oleaelHumon GIVING A SPEECH WORST-CASE BEST-CASE TECHNICAL ERROR: ERY THING IS BAD WORLD PROBLEMS OLVED. NOU'RE A FRAUD HERE'S A B00k DEAL 00! MANE My BABIES Ol WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN IN CONCLUSION WE SHOULD CHANGE SOME THINGS, BUT NoT EVERYTHING. THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE. TIME simonalkenmayer: missgingerlee: paperparachute: castorochiaro: pr1nceshawn: Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek. This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen? It does wonders for your nerves, really does. My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works?? Um…I really like this.  “Up next, that pop song you’re indifferent to!” What do you say now? “Mood”?
nsfw
Bad, College, and Driving: GOING To A PARTY
 WORST-CASE
 MGH, WHO INVITED
 BEST-CASE
 THAT SHIRTTHAI
 WAS A
 GOOD IDEA?
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 I THINK IMIGHT
 HEAD HOME SOON
 NEAH
 ME TOO.
 College

 DRIVING
 WORST-CASE
 WHAT HAVE
 You DONE?
 BEST-CASE
 FREEDOMI
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 UGH, I-65 TRAFFIC
 ALWAyS SUcKS
 AT THIS TIME
 AND uPAGAIN, THAT
 POP SONG YOU'RE
 INDIFFERENT TO!
 Colle

 GOING ON A FIRST DATE
 WORST-CASE
 BEST-CASE
 Well, hello there,
 Sabella Martinez
 who lives at 3b5
 Sunse+ Avenve
 BEFORE TONIGHT THOUGHT
 THE DEA OF A SOULMATE
 WAS A MYTH
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 OH, yOU HAVE
 TWO SISTERS?
 EAH, THEY'RE
 FINE
 oleaelHumon

 GIVING A SPEECH
 WORST-CASE
 BEST-CASE
 TECHNICAL
 ERROR:
 ERY THING
 IS BAD
 WORLD
 PROBLEMS
 OLVED.
 NOU'RE A
 FRAUD
 HERE'S A
 B00k DEAL
 00! MANE My
 BABIES
 Ol
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 IN CONCLUSION
 WE SHOULD CHANGE
 SOME THINGS, BUT
 NoT EVERYTHING.
 THAT SOUNDS
 REASONABLE.
 TIME
simonalkenmayer:

missgingerlee:

paperparachute:

castorochiaro:

pr1nceshawn:



Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?
It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??


Um…I really like this. 

“Up next, that pop song you’re indifferent to!”
What do you say now? “Mood”?

simonalkenmayer: missgingerlee: paperparachute: castorochiaro: pr1nceshawn: Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek. This...

Best Friend, Chicago, and God: justlookatthosesausages: invisiblespork: ohhowlucky: danteogodofsoup: killbenedictcumberbatch: standupcomedyblog: John Mulaney | The Salt Pepper Diner THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile. [Audio transcription: I wanted to tell you one story. Uh. This is the story of the best meal I’ve ever had in my life, okay. Happened when I was eleven years old in Chicago, IL where I grew up. I went to a place called the Salt Pepper Diner, uh, with my best friend John. We walk into the diner one day, and they had a jukebox there, okay? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar. So we put in 7 dollars and selected 21 plays of of Tom Jones’s What’s New Pussycat. And then we ordered and waited.  Here’s the thing about when, uh, What’s New Pussycat plays over and over and over and over and over again. The second time it plays, your immediate thought is not ‘hey someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again.’ It’s ‘hey, What’s New Pussycat is a lot longer than I first thought. The third time it plays you’re thinking maybe someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again. The fourth time it plays you’re either thinking ‘whoa someone just played What’s New Pussycat FOUR TIMES or at least someone played it twice, and it’s a really long song.’ So the fifth time is the kicker, alright?  Now, John and I we’re watching the entire diner at this point, alright? Most people have gotten wind as to what’s going on. And we’re staring at this one guy and he’s sitting in like a booth with his stupid kids jumping around, and he’s like staring at his coffee cup like this, and he’s been onto us since the beginning. And he’s sitting there, and his hand is shaking, and he had this look on his face like, aw, like he had just gotten his thirty day chip from anger management. And he’s staring like this, and the fourth song fades out. It’s dead quiet. Then, I don’t know if you know this, but the song begins very quietly… BWAAAH BWAAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT and he goes GOD DAMN IT and pounds on the table, silverware flies everywhere, and it was fantastic. But a word about my best friend John and what a genius he was because when we first walked into the diner, okay? When we first got there and I’m punching in the What’s New Pussycats alright? I’ve punched in like 7 at this point then John says to me ‘hey hey hey before you punch in another What’s New Pussycat let’s drop in one It’s Not Unusual.’ Oh yes. That is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven What’s New Pussycats. In a row - It played seven times. Suddenly - Dum da dum, IT’S NOT UNUSUAL and the sigh of relief that swept through the diner. People were so happy. It was like the liberation of France. You know for years scientists have wondered can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual and the answer is yes you can. Provided that it is preceded by seven What’s New Pussycats. It’s true. Dead honest. And on the other hand. When we went back. Holy shit. It’s Not Unusual fade out. It’s dead quiet. BWAAAH BWAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT people went insane. People went out of their minds. No one could handle it. No one could handle it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly indifferent staff that was just like ‘yup some crap as always.’  They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays. And that was the best meal I ever had.] reblogging again coz this time it has audio transcription (bless you) and it’s still forever hilarious omg
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invisiblespork:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt  Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

[Audio transcription: I wanted to tell you one story. Uh. This is the story of the best meal I’ve ever had in my life, okay. Happened when I was eleven years old in Chicago, IL where I grew up. I went to a place called the Salt  Pepper Diner, uh, with my best friend John. We walk into the diner one day, and they had a jukebox there, okay? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar. So we put in 7 dollars and selected 21 plays of of Tom Jones’s What’s New Pussycat. And then we ordered and waited. 
Here’s the thing about when, uh, What’s New Pussycat plays over and over and over and over and over again. The second time it plays, your immediate thought is not ‘hey someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again.’ It’s ‘hey, What’s New Pussycat is a lot longer than I first thought. The third time it plays you’re thinking maybe someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again. The fourth time it plays you’re either thinking ‘whoa someone just played What’s New Pussycat FOUR TIMES or at least someone played it twice, and it’s a really long song.’ So the fifth time is the kicker, alright? 
Now, John and I we’re watching the entire diner at this point, alright? Most people have gotten wind as to what’s going on. And we’re staring at this one guy and he’s sitting in like a booth with his stupid kids jumping around, and he’s like staring at his coffee cup like this, and he’s been onto us since the beginning. And he’s sitting there, and his hand is shaking, and he had this look on his face like, aw, like he had just gotten his thirty day chip from anger management. And he’s staring like this, and the fourth song fades out. It’s dead quiet. Then, I don’t know if you know this, but the song begins very quietly…
BWAAAH BWAAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT and he goes GOD DAMN IT and pounds on the table, silverware flies everywhere, and it was fantastic. But a word about my best friend John and what a genius he was because when we first walked into the diner, okay? When we first got there and I’m punching in the What’s New Pussycats alright? I’ve punched in like 7 at this point then John says to me ‘hey hey hey before you punch in another What’s New Pussycat let’s drop in one It’s Not Unusual.’ 
Oh yes. That is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven What’s New Pussycats. In a row - It played seven times. Suddenly - Dum da dum, IT’S NOT UNUSUAL and the sigh of relief that swept through the diner. People were so happy. It was like the liberation of France. You know for years scientists have wondered can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual and the answer is yes you can. Provided that it is preceded by seven What’s New Pussycats. It’s true. Dead honest.
And on the other hand. When we went back. Holy shit. It’s Not Unusual fade out. It’s dead quiet. BWAAAH BWAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT people went insane. People went out of their minds. No one could handle it. No one could handle it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly indifferent staff that was just like ‘yup some crap as always.’ 
They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays. And that was the best meal I ever had.]

reblogging again coz this time it has audio transcription (bless you) and it’s still forever hilarious omg

justlookatthosesausages: invisiblespork: ohhowlucky: danteogodofsoup: killbenedictcumberbatch: standupcomedyblog: John Mulaney | The Sa...

Bad, College, and Driving: GOING To A PARTY WORST-CASE MGH, WHO INVITED BEST-CASE THAT SHIRTTHAI WAS A GOOD IDEA? WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN I THINK IMIGHT HEAD HOME SOON NEAH ME TOO. College DRIVING WORST-CASE WHAT HAVE You DONE? BEST-CASE FREEDOMI WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN UGH, I-65 TRAFFIC ALWAyS SUcKS AT THIS TIME AND uPAGAIN, THAT POP SONG YOU'RE INDIFFERENT TO! Colle GOING ON A FIRST DATE WORST-CASE BEST-CASE Well, hello there, Sabella Martinez who lives at 3b5 Sunse+ Avenve BEFORE TONIGHT THOUGHT THE DEA OF A SOULMATE WAS A MYTH WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN OH, yOU HAVE TWO SISTERS? EAH, THEY'RE FINE oleaelHumon GIVING A SPEECH WORST-CASE BEST-CASE TECHNICAL ERROR: ERY THING IS BAD WORLD PROBLEMS OLVED. NOU'RE A FRAUD HERE'S A B00k DEAL 00! MANE My BABIES Ol WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN IN CONCLUSION WE SHOULD CHANGE SOME THINGS, BUT NoT EVERYTHING. THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE. TIME missgingerlee: paperparachute: castorochiaro: pr1nceshawn: Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek. This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen? It does wonders for your nerves, really does. My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works?? Um…I really like this. 
nsfw
Bad, College, and Driving: GOING To A PARTY
 WORST-CASE
 MGH, WHO INVITED
 BEST-CASE
 THAT SHIRTTHAI
 WAS A
 GOOD IDEA?
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 I THINK IMIGHT
 HEAD HOME SOON
 NEAH
 ME TOO.
 College

 DRIVING
 WORST-CASE
 WHAT HAVE
 You DONE?
 BEST-CASE
 FREEDOMI
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 UGH, I-65 TRAFFIC
 ALWAyS SUcKS
 AT THIS TIME
 AND uPAGAIN, THAT
 POP SONG YOU'RE
 INDIFFERENT TO!
 Colle

 GOING ON A FIRST DATE
 WORST-CASE
 BEST-CASE
 Well, hello there,
 Sabella Martinez
 who lives at 3b5
 Sunse+ Avenve
 BEFORE TONIGHT THOUGHT
 THE DEA OF A SOULMATE
 WAS A MYTH
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 OH, yOU HAVE
 TWO SISTERS?
 EAH, THEY'RE
 FINE
 oleaelHumon

 GIVING A SPEECH
 WORST-CASE
 BEST-CASE
 TECHNICAL
 ERROR:
 ERY THING
 IS BAD
 WORLD
 PROBLEMS
 OLVED.
 NOU'RE A
 FRAUD
 HERE'S A
 B00k DEAL
 00! MANE My
 BABIES
 Ol
 WHAT'S MOST LIKELy TO HAPPEN
 IN CONCLUSION
 WE SHOULD CHANGE
 SOME THINGS, BUT
 NoT EVERYTHING.
 THAT SOUNDS
 REASONABLE.
 TIME
missgingerlee:
paperparachute:

castorochiaro:

pr1nceshawn:



Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?
It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??


Um…I really like this. 

missgingerlee: paperparachute: castorochiaro: pr1nceshawn: Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek. This is a great joke, b...

Booty, Candy, and Creepy: i love my friends bc <p><a href="http://hippano.tumblr.com/post/158095430695/thebootydiaries-bakapoporeblog" class="tumblr_blog">hippano</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/158091286917/bakapoporeblog-thebootydiaries" class="tumblr_blog">thebootydiaries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bakapoporeblog.tumblr.com/post/158078679193/thebootydiaries-teddys-notebook" class="tumblr_blog">bakapoporeblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/158048532092/teddys-notebook-setheverman-hmmm-anyway-i" class="tumblr_blog">thebootydiaries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://teddys-notebook.tumblr.com/post/158035991784/hmmm-anyway" class="tumblr_blog">teddys-notebook</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/158035039048/hmmm-anyway" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="84" data-orig-width="240"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b54e1328822b8eeeb9009cc8e0d42de/tumblr_inline_omcxg3ywuo1s7j8vk_540.jpg" data-orig-height="84" data-orig-width="240"/></figure><p>hmmm… anyway</p> </blockquote> I have never shipped something as hard as I ship this actual real life persons on the tumblrs. Please someone write this OTP right McFuckin now. I will shower you in attention, candy and non-sexual affection for years to come if you do so. Thank you. <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mG_Y1P-hS9Hw1yg357rcdEA">@thebootydiaries</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mBzwehFPuDrE1Hl_h5zPkgQ">@setheverman</a> </blockquote> <p>now i have to delete my blog for good</p> </blockquote> <p><i>‘’Setheverman could not believe it!! His senpai. His one and only senpai just noticed him. His dear bootydiaries! He was so </i>excited.<i> Now he could express his love for his senpai without seeming clingy </i>or<i> creepy! It was the perfect opportunity! </i></p> <p><i>well.. except that his senpai thought he wanted to be </i>only<i> friends with them. That was a problem. How could he express his love for senpai without being creepy? Booty would obviously think all those horrid things about him. This is such a dilemma. I don’t know any other solution than to seem indifferent. Hopefully this won’t push my senpai away!!’’ </i><b>Setheverman response: </b><i><b>hmmm… anyway</b> ‘’MY FIRST TALK WITH SENPAI!!!!! I hope this conveys my utter love and adoration to him!’’ And after that Seth went to sleep with his favorite body pillow of thebootydiaries</i></p> <p><br/></p> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mBzwehFPuDrE1Hl_h5zPkgQ">@setheverman</a> @teddys-notebook <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mDl9N_6nN3Km6ku4ikODDog">@thebootydiarys</a> </p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>you’re welcome</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="378" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/34a9fcd6c59b753e987d65086eeb3d15/tumblr_inline_omfataf2zG1s48u4s_540.png" data-orig-height="378" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb81c8bc55cd4ee070cd40ad100c7162/tumblr_inline_omffsrwwLU1s89ggi_540.jpg" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="750"/></figure><p>thought this fanfic needed some fanart.</p> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mG_Y1P-hS9Hw1yg357rcdEA">@thebootydiaries</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mBzwehFPuDrE1Hl_h5zPkgQ">@setheverman</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mBFf3SHPfS4xzDMXzE8OrsA">@bakapoporeblog</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mcIcPpt3suDz4ykbS-9JZww">@teddys-notebook</a></p> </blockquote> <p><b>THIS IS CYBERBULLYING!!!!!!!!!!</b></p>
Booty, Candy, and Creepy: i love my friends
 bc
<p><a href="http://hippano.tumblr.com/post/158095430695/thebootydiaries-bakapoporeblog" class="tumblr_blog">hippano</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/158091286917/bakapoporeblog-thebootydiaries" class="tumblr_blog">thebootydiaries</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://bakapoporeblog.tumblr.com/post/158078679193/thebootydiaries-teddys-notebook" class="tumblr_blog">bakapoporeblog</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/158048532092/teddys-notebook-setheverman-hmmm-anyway-i" class="tumblr_blog">thebootydiaries</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://teddys-notebook.tumblr.com/post/158035991784/hmmm-anyway" class="tumblr_blog">teddys-notebook</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/158035039048/hmmm-anyway" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p>

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<figure data-orig-height="84" data-orig-width="240"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b54e1328822b8eeeb9009cc8e0d42de/tumblr_inline_omcxg3ywuo1s7j8vk_540.jpg" data-orig-height="84" data-orig-width="240"/></figure><p>hmmm… anyway</p>
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I have never shipped something as hard as I ship this actual real life persons on the tumblrs. Please someone write this OTP right McFuckin now. I will shower you in attention, candy and non-sexual affection for years to come if you do so. Thank you.  <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mG_Y1P-hS9Hw1yg357rcdEA">@thebootydiaries</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mBzwehFPuDrE1Hl_h5zPkgQ">@setheverman</a>
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<p>now i have to delete my blog for good</p>
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<p><i>‘’Setheverman could not believe it!! His senpai. His one and only senpai just noticed him. His dear bootydiaries! He was so </i>excited.<i> Now he could express his love for his senpai without seeming clingy </i>or<i> creepy! It was the perfect opportunity! </i></p>
<p><i>well.. except that his senpai thought he wanted to be </i>only<i> friends with them. That was a problem. How could he express his love for senpai without being creepy? Booty would obviously think all those horrid things about him. This is such a dilemma. I don’t know any other solution than to seem indifferent. Hopefully this won’t push my senpai away!!’’ </i><b>Setheverman response: </b><i><b>hmmm… anyway</b> ‘’MY FIRST TALK WITH SENPAI!!!!! I hope this conveys my utter love and adoration to him!’’ And after that Seth went to sleep with his favorite body pillow of thebootydiaries</i></p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mBzwehFPuDrE1Hl_h5zPkgQ">@setheverman</a> @teddys-notebook <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mDl9N_6nN3Km6ku4ikODDog">@thebootydiarys</a> </p>
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<p>you’re welcome</p>
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<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="378" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/34a9fcd6c59b753e987d65086eeb3d15/tumblr_inline_omfataf2zG1s48u4s_540.png" data-orig-height="378" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb81c8bc55cd4ee070cd40ad100c7162/tumblr_inline_omffsrwwLU1s89ggi_540.jpg" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="750"/></figure><p>thought this fanfic needed some fanart.</p>
<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mG_Y1P-hS9Hw1yg357rcdEA">@thebootydiaries</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mBzwehFPuDrE1Hl_h5zPkgQ">@setheverman</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mBFf3SHPfS4xzDMXzE8OrsA">@bakapoporeblog</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mcIcPpt3suDz4ykbS-9JZww">@teddys-notebook</a></p>
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<p><b>THIS IS CYBERBULLYING!!!!!!!!!!</b></p>

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