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Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL MUN ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME FOR A SECURITY GUARD ㄧㄋ EEENH! SORRY, HANS, WRONG GUESS. Wouw You IKE TO Γ£o FOR OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE? CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY BAD FOR You THEN WHO ARE You? [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS] WHEWE JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT, HANS. ER PSHUU THE MONKEY KLIK TTER WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT THE MOON? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND T AND PULL IT DOWN HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY. I'LL TAKE IT. THEN WHAT, GEORGE? SNIFE WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE. AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR... AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER, INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH? HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno. No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.) There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older, and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time. alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!
Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL
 MUN
 ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME
 FOR A SECURITY GUARD
 ㄧㄋ
 EEENH! SORRY, HANS,
 WRONG GUESS.
 Wouw You IKE TO Γ£o FOR
 OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE
 SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE?

 CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE
 REALLY BAD FOR You
 THEN WHO ARE You?
 [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
 WHEWE
 JUST A FLY IN THE
 OINTMENT, HANS.
 ER

 PSHUU
 THE MONKEY
 KLIK
 TTER
 WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?
 WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU
 WANT THE MOON?

 JUST SAY THE WORD AND
 I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND
 T AND PULL IT DOWN
 HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
 I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY.
 I'LL TAKE IT.
 THEN WHAT, GEORGE?
 SNIFE
 WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT
 AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE.
 AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT
 OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES
 AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR...
 AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?
 YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER,
 INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH?
 HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi).
 All characters (c) Marvel Comics.
 Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno.
 No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man
 Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.)
 There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older,
 and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical
 business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig
 up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from
 all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time.
alexdecampi:
Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe
Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta

HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!

alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low...

Creepy, eBay, and Family: IG.C The Paranormal Guide The 'Ghost Cane' was put on eBay by Mary Anderson, a woman from Indiana who hoped the sale would ease the fears of her 6-year-old son who had come to believe that his grandfather's ghost roamed the family home. The cane reached 132 bids on eBay and was only accepted on the online bidding site, which usually rejects 'intangible items such as spirits or souls' because Miss Anderson made it clear she was only selling the cane so that her son would no longer freak out.However, she also asked the winning bidder to write a letter to her son telling him that the cane and the ghost were doing just fine. The 'Ghost Cane's' new home is the Golden Palace casino in Antigua where it will take place of pride alongside a grilled cheese sandwich. But not just any arilled cheese sandwich, this sandwich bears the face of the Virgin Mary and was bought on eBay for a cool $28,00 Follow @the.paranormal.guide for more! ________________________________ . . . . HASHTAGS BELOW IGNORE . . . . . . _________________________________ scary creepy gore creepiest creepypasta creepyfact creepyfacts horror horrorstory horrorstories scarypictures scarystories scaryfact scaryfacts theories conspiracy conspiracytheory conspiracytheories haunted paranormal aliens zombie zombies thewalkingdead ahs twd supernatural americanhorrorstory
Creepy, eBay, and Family: IG.C The Paranormal Guide
 The 'Ghost Cane' was put on eBay by Mary Anderson,
 a woman from Indiana who hoped the sale would ease
 the fears of her 6-year-old son who had come to
 believe that his grandfather's ghost roamed the family
 home. The cane reached 132 bids on eBay and was only
 accepted on the online bidding site, which usually
 rejects 'intangible items such as spirits or souls'
 because Miss Anderson made it clear she was only
 selling the cane so that her son would no longer freak
 out.However, she also asked the winning bidder to
 write a letter to her son telling him that the cane and
 the ghost were doing just fine. The 'Ghost Cane's' new
 home is the Golden Palace casino in Antigua where it
 will take place of pride alongside a grilled cheese
 sandwich. But not just any arilled cheese sandwich, this
 sandwich bears the face of the Virgin Mary and was
 bought on eBay for a cool $28,00
Follow @the.paranormal.guide for more! ________________________________ . . . . HASHTAGS BELOW IGNORE . . . . . . _________________________________ scary creepy gore creepiest creepypasta creepyfact creepyfacts horror horrorstory horrorstories scarypictures scarystories scaryfact scaryfacts theories conspiracy conspiracytheory conspiracytheories haunted paranormal aliens zombie zombies thewalkingdead ahs twd supernatural americanhorrorstory

Follow @the.paranormal.guide for more! ________________________________ . . . . HASHTAGS BELOW IGNORE . . . . . . __________________________...

Crazy, Fedora, and Fucking: Amazing Atheist Guy @amazingat... 3d Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who fucking says it? I guess I do. Sorry. Pitt Lefto @Jlongb0ne Replying to @amazingatheist why did this talented, oscar nominated actress picked to play a fictional character who started out with cone tiddies, develop normal breasts during puberty?! by my banana, I don't think you know who you're fucking with..." 6.22pm 13 Mar 2018- TweetDeck <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171846815967/jlongbone-spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171846707944/spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/171846543950/jlongbone-harbinger-of-reason-hes-right" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171845744174/harbinger-of-reason-hes-right-though-also" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://harbinger-of-reason.tumblr.com/post/171845554232/hes-right-though-also-oscars-mean-nothing" class="tumblr_blog">harbinger-of-reason</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He’s right though, also Oscars mean nothing.</p></blockquote> <p>so the defining trait of Lara Croft is tits and not her idk TOMB RAIDING? you’d watch the movie if she had huge tits sitting around the house? are fans standards that low? lolol</p> <p>β€œthis indiana jones movie is fantastic! all he does is watch Diagnosis Murder with the sound all the way down, but at least he’s got his fedora!”<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>You missed the point of his video. The thing about Lara Croft is that she’s a total badass with huge tits. That she can can do crazy athletic feats while shooting a T-rex with duel Berettas with huge tits. That’s part of the escapism of the original Tomb Raider games.<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff89a25ead88ab5acd5cf9b7d36e36d/tumblr_inline_p5k0lnP6mD1vxc64r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I never played the games so I only knew her as the video game chick with the tits *shrug*.</p><p>It’s not a serious thing obvi.</p></blockquote> <p>Somehow I knew Lara Croft titty discourse was gonna happen</p>
Crazy, Fedora, and Fucking: Amazing Atheist Guy @amazingat...
 3d
 Do I have to be the asshole who says
 her tits are too small for me to see her
 as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that
 guy? Do I have to be the one who
 fucking says it?
 I guess I do. Sorry.
 Pitt Lefto
 @Jlongb0ne
 Replying to @amazingatheist
 why did this talented, oscar
 nominated actress picked to play a
 fictional character who started out
 with cone tiddies, develop normal
 breasts during puberty?! by my
 banana, I don't think you know who
 you're fucking with..."
 6.22pm 13 Mar 2018- TweetDeck
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171846815967/jlongbone-spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171846707944/spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/171846543950/jlongbone-harbinger-of-reason-hes-right" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171845744174/harbinger-of-reason-hes-right-though-also" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://harbinger-of-reason.tumblr.com/post/171845554232/hes-right-though-also-oscars-mean-nothing" class="tumblr_blog">harbinger-of-reason</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>He’s right though, also Oscars mean nothing.</p></blockquote>
<p>so the defining trait of Lara Croft is tits and not her idk TOMB RAIDING? you’d watch the movie if she had huge tits sitting around the house? are fans standards that low? lolol</p>
<p>β€œthis indiana jones movie is fantastic! all he does is watch Diagnosis Murder with the sound all the way down, but at least he’s got his fedora!”<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>You missed the point of his video. The thing about Lara Croft is that she’s a total badass with huge tits. That she can can do crazy athletic feats while shooting a T-rex with duel Berettas with huge tits. That’s part of the escapism of the original Tomb Raider games.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff89a25ead88ab5acd5cf9b7d36e36d/tumblr_inline_p5k0lnP6mD1vxc64r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>I never played the games so I only knew her as the video game chick with the tits *shrug*.</p><p>It’s not a serious thing obvi.</p></blockquote>

<p>Somehow I knew Lara Croft titty discourse was gonna happen</p>

<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171846815967/jlongbone-spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">f...

Beijing, Black History Month, and College: <p>Black artist history day 28: Opera singer Camilla Williams.</p> <p>Camilla Williams was born in 1919 to a laundress and a chauffeur. She was the fourth and youngest child of the family. The Williams’ were poor, the music was an important part of their lives. Camilla’s grandfather was a choir leader and she grew up singing and playing piano.</p> <p>She later trained at Virginia State College, now Virginia State University, and received her bachelor&rsquo;s in music education. She was then awarded a scholarship to study music in Philadelphia with a prestigious voice instructor, Marion Szekely Freschl.</p> <p>In 1946 Williams became the first African American to receive a regular contract with a major American opera company, making her debut with the New York City Opera in the title role in Puccini&rsquo;s Madama Butterfly. She continued to sing throughout the United States and Europe with other opera companies and in 1951 she sang Bess in the landmark, first complete recording of Gershwin&rsquo;s Porgy and Bess.</p> <p>In 1977, she became the first African American appointed as Professor of Voice at Indiana University. She was also the first African-American vocal teacher at the Central Conservatory of Music in Beijing, China. </p> <p>I really hope you’ve enjoyed this series on black artists for Black history month. We’ve covered singers, dancers, actors, musicians, painters, sculptors, poets and more :D I’ve had a lot of fun researching for this project and sharing what I’ve discovered with you.</p>
Beijing, Black History Month, and College: <p>Black artist history day 28: Opera singer Camilla Williams.</p>

<p>Camilla Williams was born in 1919 to a laundress and a chauffeur. She was the fourth and youngest child of the family. The Williams’ were poor, the music was an important part of their lives. Camilla’s grandfather was a choir leader and she grew up singing and playing piano.</p>

<p>She later trained at Virginia State College, now Virginia State University, and received her bachelor&rsquo;s in music education. She was then awarded a scholarship to study music in Philadelphia with a prestigious voice instructor, Marion Szekely Freschl.</p>

<p>In 1946 Williams became the first African American to receive a regular contract with a major American opera company, making her debut with the New York City Opera in the title role in Puccini&rsquo;s Madama Butterfly. She continued to sing throughout the United States and Europe with other opera companies and in 1951 she sang Bess in the landmark, first complete recording of Gershwin&rsquo;s Porgy and Bess.</p>

<p>In 1977, she became the first African American appointed as Professor of Voice at Indiana University. She was also the first African-American vocal teacher at the Central Conservatory of Music in Beijing, China. </p>

<p>I really hope you’ve enjoyed this series on black artists for Black history month. We’ve covered singers, dancers, actors, musicians, painters, sculptors, poets and more :D I’ve had a lot of fun researching for this project and sharing what I’ve discovered with you.</p>

<p>Black artist history day 28: Opera singer Camilla Williams.</p> <p>Camilla Williams was born in 1919 to a laundress and a chauffeur. She...

Community, Fraternity, and Love: #BAGreekLove. Happy Founder's Day Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. @balleralert BAGreekLove: Happy Founder’s Day Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. (swipe) β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € There's nothing like attending a HBCU to learn more about your culture. It wasn’t until the 1830’s that African Americans were even able to receive higher education. That was just the beginning. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € At an HBCU there are many opportunities for students to learn the true meaning of brotherhood and sisterhood. From the marching bands and the dancers, and of course to the nine historically Black Greek Letter Organizations(BGLOs) also referred to as the β€œdivine nine.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € To continue to show our love and appreciation for HBCUs, we would like to highlight the β€œdivine nine” at different HBCUs to showcase community involvement as well as the creative steps and strolls. If you would like to show what your organization is doing at your HBCU, please DM @peachkyss or email at peachkyss@balleralert.com β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. was founded as Kappa Alpha Nu on January 5, 1911 by Founders Elder Watson Diggs; John Milton Lee; Byron Kenneth Armstrong; Guy Levis Grant; Ezra Dee Alexander; Henry Tourner Asher; Marcus Peter Blakemore; Paul Waymond Caine; Edward Giles Irvin and George Wesley Edmonds. The early vision of the Kappas was to serve as a social group dedicated to Black students on Indiana’s campus and to promote personal excellence. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Kappas have become known for their elaborate cane-assisted β€œstepping” routines and their β€œshimmy,” but the group prides itself for its service work beyond step show performances. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Happy Founder’s Day frats, and of course our faves ColinKaepernick, CedrictheEntertainer.
Community, Fraternity, and Love:  #BAGreekLove. Happy Founder's Day
 Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc.
 @balleralert
BAGreekLove: Happy Founder’s Day Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. (swipe) β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € There's nothing like attending a HBCU to learn more about your culture. It wasn’t until the 1830’s that African Americans were even able to receive higher education. That was just the beginning. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € At an HBCU there are many opportunities for students to learn the true meaning of brotherhood and sisterhood. From the marching bands and the dancers, and of course to the nine historically Black Greek Letter Organizations(BGLOs) also referred to as the β€œdivine nine.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € To continue to show our love and appreciation for HBCUs, we would like to highlight the β€œdivine nine” at different HBCUs to showcase community involvement as well as the creative steps and strolls. If you would like to show what your organization is doing at your HBCU, please DM @peachkyss or email at peachkyss@balleralert.com β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. was founded as Kappa Alpha Nu on January 5, 1911 by Founders Elder Watson Diggs; John Milton Lee; Byron Kenneth Armstrong; Guy Levis Grant; Ezra Dee Alexander; Henry Tourner Asher; Marcus Peter Blakemore; Paul Waymond Caine; Edward Giles Irvin and George Wesley Edmonds. The early vision of the Kappas was to serve as a social group dedicated to Black students on Indiana’s campus and to promote personal excellence. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Kappas have become known for their elaborate cane-assisted β€œstepping” routines and their β€œshimmy,” but the group prides itself for its service work beyond step show performances. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Happy Founder’s Day frats, and of course our faves ColinKaepernick, CedrictheEntertainer.

BAGreekLove: Happy Founder’s Day Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. (swipe) β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € There's nothing like attending a HBCU to learn mor...