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Ass, Bored, and Confused: 11.0 KB/S 018 02:56 Thread James Dator @James... 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story. t19.2K 54.3K 615 James DatorO @James_...17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It's a quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies 9 ti524 8,415 @James_.. 17 May I'm working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize James Dator it's Keanu Reeves 7 L 450 8,840 James Dator @James...17 May He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell," the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 1 439 8,595 5 James DatorO @James_...17 May "I don't work here," Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph L 410 9 8,300 @James.. 17 May James Dator 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it's my manager. It's Keanu. 4 t409 8,297 @James_... 17 May "I realized you probably wanted my autograph," he says. "So I signed this." He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice James Dator cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 2i639 13.8K 26 James Dator @James_Dator T realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot. 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes Crosspost from r/Keanubeingawesome
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 James Dator @James... 17 May
 In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
 Reeves story.
 t19.2K
 54.3K
 615
 James DatorO @James_...17 May
 Keanu came to the movie theater I
 worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
 working on the Matrix series at the time.
 It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
 almost nobody is seeing movies
 9
 ti524
 8,415
 @James_.. 17 May
 I'm working the box office, bored as hell
 and suddenly this dude walks up in
 jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
 helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
 looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
 James Dator
 it's Keanu Reeves
 7
 L 450
 8,840
 James Dator @James...17 May
 He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
 the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
 star struck I do what any sensible
 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
 give him my employee discount. This
 means he needs to sign my sheet and
 therefore I have his autograph
 1 439
 8,595
 5
 James DatorO @James_...17 May
 "I don't work here," Keanu says.
 Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
 flustered and just charge him the normal
 price. Kicking myself after for not getting
 his autograph
 L 410
 9
 8,300
 @James.. 17 May
 James Dator
 2 minutes later there's a knock on the
 door behind me that leads into the box
 office. I assume it's my manager. It's
 Keanu.
 4
 t409
 8,297
 @James_... 17 May
 "I realized you probably wanted my
 autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
 He hands me a receipt from the
 concessions stand that he signed on the
 back. He then casually throws an ice
 James Dator
 cream cone in the trash can and sees his
 movie
 2i639
 13.8K
 26
 James Dator
 @James_Dator
 T realize later that he bought an
 ice cream cone he didn't want,
 just to get receipt paper so he
 could scribble his autograph for a
 16-year-old idiot.
 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
 2,750 Retweets
 60.6K Likes
Crosspost from r/Keanubeingawesome

Crosspost from r/Keanubeingawesome

Ass, Bored, and Confused: 11.0 KB/S 018 02:56 Thread James Dator @James... 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story. t19.2K 54.3K 615 James DatorO @James_...17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It's a quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies 9 ti524 8,415 @James_.. 17 May I'm working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize James Dator it's Keanu Reeves 7 L 450 8,840 James Dator @James...17 May He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell," the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 1 439 8,595 5 James DatorO @James_...17 May "I don't work here," Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph L 410 9 8,300 @James.. 17 May James Dator 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it's my manager. It's Keanu. 4 t409 8,297 @James_... 17 May "I realized you probably wanted my autograph," he says. "So I signed this." He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice James Dator cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 2i639 13.8K 26 James Dator @James_Dator T realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot. 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes Keanu being keanu.
Ass, Bored, and Confused: 11.0
 KB/S
 018
 02:56
 Thread
 James Dator @James... 17 May
 In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
 Reeves story.
 t19.2K
 54.3K
 615
 James DatorO @James_...17 May
 Keanu came to the movie theater I
 worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
 working on the Matrix series at the time.
 It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
 almost nobody is seeing movies
 9
 ti524
 8,415
 @James_.. 17 May
 I'm working the box office, bored as hell
 and suddenly this dude walks up in
 jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
 helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
 looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
 James Dator
 it's Keanu Reeves
 7
 L 450
 8,840
 James Dator @James...17 May
 He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
 the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
 star struck I do what any sensible
 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
 give him my employee discount. This
 means he needs to sign my sheet and
 therefore I have his autograph
 1 439
 8,595
 5
 James DatorO @James_...17 May
 "I don't work here," Keanu says.
 Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
 flustered and just charge him the normal
 price. Kicking myself after for not getting
 his autograph
 L 410
 9
 8,300
 @James.. 17 May
 James Dator
 2 minutes later there's a knock on the
 door behind me that leads into the box
 office. I assume it's my manager. It's
 Keanu.
 4
 t409
 8,297
 @James_... 17 May
 "I realized you probably wanted my
 autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
 He hands me a receipt from the
 concessions stand that he signed on the
 back. He then casually throws an ice
 James Dator
 cream cone in the trash can and sees his
 movie
 2i639
 13.8K
 26
 James Dator
 @James_Dator
 T realize later that he bought an
 ice cream cone he didn't want,
 just to get receipt paper so he
 could scribble his autograph for a
 16-year-old idiot.
 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
 2,750 Retweets
 60.6K Likes
Keanu being keanu.

Keanu being keanu.

Star, Pride, and Thing: In honor of Pride Month, I flew to the star "Bleae Traa AN-S C17-0" in Elite Dangerous. I'm calling it Lily's Star, and I made this little thing to celebrate!
Star, Pride, and Thing: In honor of Pride Month, I flew to the star "Bleae Traa AN-S C17-0" in Elite Dangerous. I'm calling it Lily's Star, and I made this little thing to celebrate!

In honor of Pride Month, I flew to the star "Bleae Traa AN-S C17-0" in Elite Dangerous. I'm calling it Lily's Star, and I made this little t...

Beautiful, Children, and Crazy: THE WEDDING OF SONIC AND RAINBOW DASH Sonic, you are the only one I ever met who is faster and cooler than me I love you Rainbow Dash said "You are cool too and I want to marry you too, so Rainbow bash Sonic said He got one one knee. I leve you. Will you marry me? "Yes. Raindbow Dash said. They kissed and it was a sweet, magical kiss with firework. You could almost hear the angels signing- Princess Celestia said "I will pre- side over the wedding as I did for my niece. In honor of Sonic, who helped save Canterlot, I think the marriage should happen in Knott- hole Viiloage with Sonic's friends there too. Everyone agreed and they were happy about the choice Unfortunately, Princess Sally, Amy Rose, and Soarin and Applejack were jealous and didn'ot believe in the true love of Sonic and Ranbow Dash, so they hatched a plot to break up the wedding. Soarin would kid nap Rainbow, and Sally and Amy would kidnap Sonic so they could fight over who they woul marry (they were all haters who did not belive in fricndship and true love). They also teamed up with Robot nik to make their plan happen, who would give them swat bots. Fortunately, the Freedom Fighters and Rainbow Dash's fricnds found out about it, and they had a huge battle in Canterlot where the swat bots were defeated Sonic And Rainbow Dash went so fast that they created a Sonic Hedgehog Rainboom, which was the most powerful attock in either Mobius or Equestria becouse of their true love. The attack send all the robots to the scrap pile, and when Sally, Amy, Soarin and Applejack were caught, Celestia banished them to the moon forever. They deserved it Finally the most deserving couple in all of the world would have their wedding day in Knott hole Village, and true love weuld prevail. Pluttershy was the best mare, andi best man. The sun was setting and it made every thing look like beautiful colors, as was Rainbow Dash's mane and beautiful gown. Sonic wore a tuxido and top hat. "Sonic, will your love Rainbow Dash forever and give her all the happiness in the world? Celestia said. I do. Sonic said. "Rainbow Dash, will you love Sonic forever and make give him all the happi ness in the world? Celestia said. "I De. Rainbo said, and you could tell she had tears of happyness in her eyes was the By the laws of Equestria and Mobius, you are now married Celestia said and everyone started hceering like crazy with flowers everywhere. Sonic and Rainbow Dash kissed and it felt like it would last forever. They went and had their honeymood in Cloudsdale, and a few years later they had lots of beautiful children (a blue Pegasus colt who looked like Sonic, and a girl hedgehog with rainbow quils), who grew up to be even faster than their parents and have even erazier, more epie odventures leading the freedom fighters and stopping Ro- betnik from invading Equestria THE END mistakes into miracles
Beautiful, Children, and Crazy: THE WEDDING OF
 SONIC AND RAINBOW DASH
 Sonic, you are the only one I ever
 met who is faster and cooler than
 me I love you Rainbow Dash said
 "You are cool too and I want to
 marry you too, so Rainbow bash
 Sonic said He got one one knee. I
 leve you. Will you marry me?
 "Yes. Raindbow Dash said. They
 kissed and it was a sweet, magical
 kiss with firework. You could
 almost hear the angels signing-
 Princess Celestia said "I will pre-
 side over the wedding as I did for
 my niece. In honor of Sonic, who
 helped save Canterlot, I think the
 marriage should happen in Knott-
 hole Viiloage with Sonic's friends
 there too. Everyone agreed and
 they were happy about the choice
 Unfortunately, Princess Sally, Amy Rose, and Soarin and
 Applejack were jealous and didn'ot believe in the true love
 of Sonic and Ranbow Dash, so they hatched a plot to break
 up the wedding. Soarin would kid nap Rainbow, and Sally and
 Amy would kidnap Sonic so they could fight over who they
 woul marry (they were all haters who did not belive in
 fricndship and true love). They also teamed up with Robot
 nik to make their plan happen, who would give them swat
 bots. Fortunately, the Freedom Fighters and Rainbow
 Dash's fricnds found out about it, and they had a huge
 battle in Canterlot where the swat bots were defeated
 Sonic And Rainbow Dash went so fast that they created a Sonic Hedgehog Rainboom, which
 was the most powerful attock in either Mobius or Equestria becouse of their true love. The
 attack send all the robots to the scrap pile, and when Sally, Amy, Soarin and Applejack
 were caught, Celestia banished them to the moon forever. They deserved it
 Finally the most deserving couple in all of the world would have their wedding day in Knott
 hole Village, and true love weuld prevail. Pluttershy was the best mare, andi
 best man. The sun was setting and it made every thing look like beautiful colors, as was
 Rainbow Dash's mane and beautiful gown. Sonic wore a tuxido and top hat. "Sonic, will your
 love Rainbow Dash forever and give her all the happiness in the world? Celestia said. I
 do. Sonic said. "Rainbow Dash, will you love Sonic forever and make give him all the happi
 ness in the world? Celestia said. "I De. Rainbo said, and you could tell she had tears of
 happyness in her eyes
 was the
 By the laws of Equestria and Mobius, you are now married Celestia said and everyone
 started hceering like crazy with flowers everywhere. Sonic and Rainbow Dash kissed and it
 felt like it would last forever. They went and had their honeymood in Cloudsdale, and a few
 years later they had lots of beautiful children (a blue Pegasus colt who looked like Sonic,
 and a girl hedgehog with rainbow quils), who grew up to be even faster than their parents
 and have even erazier, more epie odventures leading the freedom fighters and stopping Ro-
 betnik from invading Equestria
 THE END
mistakes into miracles

mistakes into miracles

Life, Movies, and Roger: Esquire In honor of the late great film critic Roger Ebert, born June 18, 1942, who lost his jaw late in his life from cancer but continued to do the thing he loved -- review movies.
Life, Movies, and Roger: Esquire
In honor of the late great film critic Roger Ebert, born June 18, 1942, who lost his jaw late in his life from cancer but continued to do the thing he loved -- review movies.

In honor of the late great film critic Roger Ebert, born June 18, 1942, who lost his jaw late in his life from cancer but continued to do th...

Ass, Time, and You: In honor of a year wasting my time (and laughing my ass off) on this sub, I give you my other favorite time-waster: Bailey.
Ass, Time, and You: In honor of a year wasting my time (and laughing my ass off) on this sub, I give you my other favorite time-waster: Bailey.

In honor of a year wasting my time (and laughing my ass off) on this sub, I give you my other favorite time-waster: Bailey.