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Birthday, Love, and Pop: This Little Girl Narrated To Her Class How Her Brother Was Born. This Is Priceless I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mommy and Daddy made him as a symbol of their love, and then Daddy put a seed in my mother's stomach and Luke grew in there. He ate for 9 months through an umbrella cord." She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had a video camera rolling. The kids are watching her in amazement. "Then, about two Saturdays ago, my mother starts going, 'Oh, oh, oh!" Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. "She walked around the house for, like an hour, "Oh, oh, oh!" Now this kid is doing this hysterical duck-walk, holding her back and groaning. "My father called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my mother to lay down in bed like this." Erica lies down with her back against the wall. "And then, pop! My mother had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew! The kid has her legs spread and with her little hands is miming water flowing away. It was too much! "Then the middle wife starts going push, push, and breathe, breathe. They start counting, but they never even got past 10 Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff they said was from the play-center, so there must be a lot of stuff inside there Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sureI applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes long <p>This Little Girl Tried To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. This Is Priceless.</p>
Birthday, Love, and Pop: This Little Girl Narrated To
 Her Class How Her Brother
 Was Born. This Is Priceless
 I've been teaching now for about fifteen
 years. I have two kids myself, but the best
 birth story I know is the one I saw in my own
 second-grade classroom a few years back.
 Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very
 bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and
 waddles up to the front of the class with a
 pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds
 up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my
 baby brother, and I'm going to tell you
 about his birthday. First, Mommy and Daddy
 made him as a symbol of their love, and then
 Daddy put a seed in my mother's stomach
 and Luke grew in there. He ate for 9 months
 through an umbrella cord." She's standing
 there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm
 trying not to laugh and wishing I had a video
 camera rolling. The kids are watching her in
 amazement.
 "Then, about two Saturdays ago, my mother
 starts going, 'Oh, oh, oh!" Erica puts a hand
 behind her back and groans. "She walked
 around the house for, like an hour, "Oh, oh,
 oh!" Now this kid is doing this hysterical
 duck-walk, holding her back and groaning.
 "My father called the middle wife. She
 delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign
 on the car like the Domino's man. They got
 my mother to lay down in bed like this."
 Erica lies down with her back against the
 wall. "And then, pop! My mother had this
 bag of water she kept in there in case he got
 thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all
 over the bed, like psshhheew!
 The kid has her legs spread and with her
 little hands is miming water flowing away. It
 was too much!
 "Then the middle wife starts going push,
 push, and breathe, breathe. They start
 counting, but they never even got past 10
 Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother.
 He was covered in yucky stuff they said was
 from the play-center, so there must be a lot
 of stuff inside there
 Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical
 bow and returned to her seat. I'm sureI
 applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it's
 show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder
 just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes
 long
<p>This Little Girl Tried To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. This Is Priceless.</p>

This Little Girl Tried To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. This Is Priceless.