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Funny, God, and Head: enndgame added scene by meg OKOKYE Don't worry; she's got help. As Peter gapes in awe, a wide array of powerful female Avengers tower over him, ready to follow Carol into battle. As the women throw themselves at the opposing army with fierceness and poise, one figure stands back. Shuri jogs up to the boy, unable to hide her excitement despite the circumstances. SHURI You are the spiderboy! I've seen your videos on YouTube! She extends her arm to him but then quickly realizes there's blasters engulfing both her hands. He shyly waves her off and she settles to watching him slowly pick himself up. The teens' surrounding them world seems sheltered from the chaos PETER Y-yeah! And you're... well I don't know your name but you seem pretty cool- well not just cool you're obviously very accomplished and saying "cool" seems to diminish- Shuri CHUCKLES as she blasts an approaching monster from her right SHURI You can call me Shuri. I'm the Black Panther. Peter tilts his head. PETER I thought I met.., and you But... don't really seem- SHURI Well, I'm not the Black Panther, I just clothe, arm, educate, and generally make sure he doesn't die so an argument can be made that I, Shuri, princess of Wakanda, am more worthy of the title but- PETER Look out! Peter, sensing impending danger, pulls Shuri closer to him using his web shooters. Suddenly, Thor comes crashing down 2. in the spot where she was Peter as the god takes off again in a flash of lightning. just standing. Shuri turns to SHURI You know, those shooters are not nearly as efficient as be they could Peter looks flabbergasted. PETER (laughing) Ha, that' s funny. Actually, Mr Stark made these himself. SHURI Well, looks like Mr. has a few things to learn. Stark still Shuri tilts Peter's head to the side before shooting right through another monster SHURI (CONT'D) Come by my lab after this is all over and maybe one day you'll be even smarter than him. PETER (nervous) -Ha, I doubt that SHURI I don't. Shuri winks at Peter before disappearing into the ravenous crowd. Peter gapes as he watches her go. outoftheframework: I know this is pretty low quality but I want to start a series of adding endgame scenes that are 100% fan service.Lmk what you think + what you want to see next :)Thanks!
Funny, God, and Head: enndgame added scene
 by
 meg

 OKOKYE
 Don't worry; she's got help.
 As Peter gapes in awe, a wide array of powerful female
 Avengers tower over him, ready to follow Carol into battle.
 As the women throw themselves at the opposing army with
 fierceness and poise, one figure stands back. Shuri jogs up
 to the boy, unable to hide her excitement despite the
 circumstances.
 SHURI
 You are the spiderboy! I've seen
 your videos on YouTube!
 She extends her arm to him but then quickly realizes
 there's blasters engulfing both her hands. He shyly waves
 her off and she settles to watching him slowly pick himself
 up. The teens'
 surrounding them
 world seems sheltered from the chaos
 PETER
 Y-yeah! And you're... well I don't
 know your name but you seem pretty
 cool- well not just cool you're
 obviously very accomplished and
 saying "cool"
 seems to diminish-
 Shuri CHUCKLES as she blasts an approaching monster from
 her right
 SHURI
 You can call me Shuri. I'm the
 Black Panther.
 Peter tilts his head.
 PETER
 I thought I met..,
 and you
 But...
 don't really seem-
 SHURI
 Well, I'm not the Black Panther, I
 just clothe, arm, educate, and
 generally make sure he doesn't die
 so an argument can be made that I,
 Shuri, princess of Wakanda, am
 more worthy of the title but-
 PETER
 Look out!
 Peter, sensing impending danger, pulls Shuri closer to him
 using his web shooters. Suddenly, Thor comes crashing down

 2.
 in the spot where she was
 Peter as the god takes off again in a flash of lightning.
 just standing.
 Shuri turns to
 SHURI
 You know, those shooters are not
 nearly as efficient as
 be
 they could
 Peter looks flabbergasted.
 PETER
 (laughing)
 Ha, that' s funny. Actually, Mr
 Stark made these himself.
 SHURI
 Well, looks like Mr.
 has a few things to learn.
 Stark still
 Shuri tilts Peter's head to the side before shooting right
 through another monster
 SHURI
 (CONT'D)
 Come by my lab after this is all
 over and maybe one day you'll be
 even smarter than him.
 PETER
 (nervous)
 -Ha, I doubt that
 SHURI
 I don't.
 Shuri winks at Peter before disappearing into the ravenous
 crowd. Peter gapes as he watches her go.
outoftheframework:

I know this is pretty low quality but I want to start a series of adding endgame scenes that are 100% fan service.Lmk what you think + what you want to see next :)Thanks!

outoftheframework: I know this is pretty low quality but I want to start a series of adding endgame scenes that are 100% fan service.Lmk wh...

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: aleksandrsokolovichromanov: memecage: WW2 SIREN British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: aleksandrsokolovichromanov:
memecage:
WW2 SIREN

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

aleksandrsokolovichromanov: memecage: WW2 SIREN British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris
 Being gay is natural? Okay
 You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the
 gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and
 keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian
 islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or
 t simple common sense. Bei
 ing gay is unnatural, and not just
 because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a
 REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone
 marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian
 scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking
 false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I
 said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you
 achieve some common sense one day. Bye
 yeinns
 Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
 queercakes
 just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different
 islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt
 against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they
 chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are
 on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to
 form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If
 so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other
 two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three
 islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing
 won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands
 only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it
 a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If
 a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island?
 Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about
 people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea
 floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or
 are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one
 island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a
 arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around
 timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the
 islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen
 return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send
 some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so
 wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare
 war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way
 to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the
 floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack
 heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and
 taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please
 write back soon
 fieldbears
 Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions
 hellisbucky
 Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped
 with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
 fieldbears
 Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you
 singoallala
 random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
 jezunya
 I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the
 wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended
 under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else
 build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are
 the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out
 beneath us
 And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on
 Straight Island)
 homieomorphism
 Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the
 Hetero Nation attacked
 Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE
 #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they
 were dumb
 #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap
 435,477 notes
Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris
 Being gay is natural? Okay
 You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the
 gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and
 keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian
 islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or
 t simple common sense. Bei
 ing gay is unnatural, and not just
 because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a
 REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone
 marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian
 scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking
 false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I
 said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you
 achieve some common sense one day. Bye
 yeinns
 Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
 queercakes
 just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different
 islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt
 against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they
 chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are
 on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to
 form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If
 so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other
 two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three
 islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing
 won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands
 only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it
 a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If
 a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island?
 Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about
 people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea
 floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or
 are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one
 island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a
 arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around
 timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the
 islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen
 return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send
 some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so
 wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare
 war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way
 to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the
 floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack
 heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and
 taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please
 write back soon
 fieldbears
 Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions
 hellisbucky
 Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped
 with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
 fieldbears
 Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you
 singoallala
 random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
 jezunya
 I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the
 wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended
 under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else
 build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are
 the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out
 beneath us
 And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on
 Straight Island)
 homieomorphism
 Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the
 Hetero Nation attacked
 Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE
 #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they
 were dumb
 #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap
 435,477 notes
Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Memes, Jordan, and Saudi Arabia: AP Photo Bob Jordan FLASHBACK: On this day in 1991, troops from the @USArmy's 1st Calvary Division celebrated their impending departure from Saudi Arabia.
Memes, Jordan, and Saudi Arabia: AP Photo Bob Jordan
FLASHBACK: On this day in 1991, troops from the @USArmy's 1st Calvary Division celebrated their impending departure from Saudi Arabia.

FLASHBACK: On this day in 1991, troops from the @USArmy's 1st Calvary Division celebrated their impending departure from Saudi Arabia.

Family, Life, and Pressure: THIS IS WHAT A HEART ATTACK FEELS LIKE TO A WOMAN 1TON CHEST PAIN, DISCOMFORT, PRESSURE OR UNUSUAL UPPER BODY PAIN, OR DISCOMFORT IN ONE OR BOTH ARMS, BACK, SHOULDER NECK, JAW OR UPPER PART OF THE STOMACH BREAKING OUT INA COLD SWEAT SQUEEZING LIKE THERE'S A TON OF WEIGHT ON YOU LIGHT-HEADEDNESS OR SUDDEN DIZZINESS NAUSEA UNUSUAL FATIGUE SHORTNESS OF BREATH If you experience any one of these symptoms, don't make excuses for them SERVICES Make the Call. Don't Miss a Beat. VHd To learn more, visit WomensHealth.gov/HeartAttack MAKE THE CALL babyblueavenger: moonblossom: francsforthememories: dewgonair: lockrocksandcoke: 131-di: veggiebaker: therunscape: Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this.  Everyone should know these things. thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom. i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there. Holy shit, I didn’t even think the symptoms would be different between men and women. This is so hugely important and I don’t understand why we aren’t taught this.  One of the other symptoms that doesn’t get talked about , especially in women, is a “feeling of impending doom”. I am not even kidding, that is a legitimate diagnostic criteria.Please - if you are feeling any of these symptoms and a sudden onset of “Holy shit the world is ending” do not let anyone tell you it’s “just nerves” or “just heartburn” or something. Keep these in mind ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE GOT HEART DISEASE IN YOUR FAMILY!  So many more women die from heart attacks than because they don’t recognize the symptoms when they’re so different. Please stay safe and stay informed.
Family, Life, and Pressure: THIS IS WHAT A HEART ATTACK
 FEELS LIKE TO A WOMAN
 1TON
 CHEST PAIN, DISCOMFORT, PRESSURE OR
 UNUSUAL UPPER BODY PAIN, OR
 DISCOMFORT IN ONE OR BOTH
 ARMS, BACK, SHOULDER
 NECK, JAW OR UPPER PART
 OF THE STOMACH
 BREAKING OUT INA
 COLD SWEAT
 SQUEEZING
 LIKE THERE'S A TON OF
 WEIGHT ON YOU
 LIGHT-HEADEDNESS OR
 SUDDEN DIZZINESS
 NAUSEA
 UNUSUAL FATIGUE
 SHORTNESS OF BREATH
 If you experience any one of these
 symptoms, don't make excuses for them
 SERVICES
 Make the Call. Don't Miss a Beat.
 VHd
 To learn more, visit WomensHealth.gov/HeartAttack
 MAKE THE CALL
babyblueavenger:

moonblossom:

francsforthememories:

dewgonair:

lockrocksandcoke:

131-di:

veggiebaker:

therunscape:

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.

i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital
it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues

Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.

Holy shit, I didn’t even think the symptoms would be different between men and women. This is so hugely important and I don’t understand why we aren’t taught this. 

One of the other symptoms that doesn’t get talked about , especially in women, is a “feeling of impending doom”. I am not even kidding, that is a legitimate diagnostic criteria.Please - if you are feeling any of these symptoms and a sudden onset of “Holy shit the world is ending” do not let anyone tell you it’s “just nerves” or “just heartburn” or something.

Keep these in mind ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE GOT HEART DISEASE IN YOUR FAMILY!  So many more women die from heart attacks than because they don’t recognize the symptoms when they’re so different. Please stay safe and stay informed.

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Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂
Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it
 I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his
 name is Smudge
 @DrSmashlove
Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂

Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thin...