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Bad, Bored, and Fucking: Anonymous 08/27/18(Mon)14:41:23 No.6166829861668810261668893261669018 2261669060 3261675736 2616768166168278061684415 261689081 2261690259 2261695260 2261702606 File: Dipper the Warlock or Wizard.jpg (42 KB, 471x750) >61667972 >>61667997 61668002 Surprisingly, I'm not actually that affected by it. I'm kinda just numb The DM really, REALLY, like cartoons. Like a lot. And Undertale, but mostly cartoons We had a couple "rivals", mostly "better adventuring parties" and bad guys >Party is in the ice place we were supposed to be in from the first greentext >Kinda just walking around the perimeter of a camp and randomly fighting things, really low effort shit >We eventually get to fucking DO SOMETHING FINALLY >We're lead to a cavern, where an edgy necrotic cat man talked to our Steven Universe Gem Sorcerer with Autism >The cat starts choking him, "cracking his gem". Everybody else gasps, I continue playing Hearthstone and shitposting, barely paying attention to this shit >After that, we enter a cavern where there are two paths and a hole inbetween them >We are greeted by our mortal enemies... >Wilson from Don't Starve, a clown, Doggo from Undertale but a wild magic sorcerer (The DM really liked wild magic), Wilson's melty shadow doggo, and Asriel from Undertale but with a scarf >We engage in glorious combat where a bunch of autism happens, mostly thanks to wild magic Doggo gets perma genderbent, my ork gets bored of the fight and starts dragging him/her out of the cavern but gets stopped by people who hate fun >Then, our Starman (the Homestuck Troll was out of commission that day) had to roll wild magic >He gets result 10,000, which reads: "The nearest star explodes" >This should just automatically end the game, but because we have a starman, it instead results in a miniature supernova which only affects the cave. However, the player warns us, and we run out >He stays behind to take out the bad guys in the supernova >We get out of the cave, have a mini-cry I guess, then go back to our base >The bad guys show up at our house to taunt us >They survived a fucking supernova
Bad, Bored, and Fucking: Anonymous 08/27/18(Mon)14:41:23 No.6166829861668810261668893261669018 2261669060 3261675736 2616768166168278061684415 261689081 2261690259 2261695260 2261702606
 File: Dipper the Warlock or Wizard.jpg (42 KB, 471x750)
 >61667972
 >>61667997
 61668002
 Surprisingly, I'm not actually that affected by it. I'm kinda just numb
 The DM really, REALLY, like cartoons. Like a lot. And Undertale, but mostly cartoons
 We had a couple "rivals", mostly "better adventuring parties" and bad guys
 >Party is in the ice place we were supposed to be in from the first greentext
 >Kinda just walking around the perimeter of a camp and randomly fighting things, really low effort shit
 >We eventually get to fucking DO SOMETHING FINALLY
 >We're lead to a cavern, where an edgy necrotic cat man talked to our Steven Universe Gem Sorcerer with Autism
 >The cat starts choking him, "cracking his gem". Everybody else gasps, I continue playing Hearthstone and shitposting, barely paying attention to this shit
 >After that, we enter a cavern where there are two paths and a hole inbetween them
 >We are greeted by our mortal enemies...
 >Wilson from Don't Starve, a clown, Doggo from Undertale but a wild magic sorcerer (The DM really liked wild magic), Wilson's melty shadow doggo, and Asriel from Undertale but with a scarf
 >We engage in glorious combat where a bunch of autism happens, mostly thanks to wild magic
 Doggo gets perma genderbent, my ork gets bored of the fight and starts dragging him/her out of the cavern but gets stopped by people who hate fun
 >Then, our Starman (the Homestuck Troll was out of commission that day) had to roll wild magic
 >He gets result 10,000, which reads: "The nearest star explodes"
 >This should just automatically end the game, but because we have a starman, it instead results in a miniature supernova which only affects the cave. However, the player warns us, and we run
 out
 >He stays behind to take out the bad guys in the supernova
 >We get out of the cave, have a mini-cry I guess, then go back to our base
 >The bad guys show up at our house to taunt us
 >They survived a fucking supernova