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I Seen: SEGWAY SEGWAY Segway announces new stroller for adults. Where have I seen this before?
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Segway announces new stroller for adults. Where have I seen this before?

Segway announces new stroller for adults. Where have I seen this before?

I Seen: Never in my life have I seen a pregnant squirrel
I Seen: Never in my life have I seen a pregnant squirrel

Never in my life have I seen a pregnant squirrel

I Seen: Where have I seen this before? Ah yes These statues I saw at the antique mall reminded me of something by desperate_housecats MORE MEMES
I Seen: Where have I seen this before?
 Ah yes
These statues I saw at the antique mall reminded me of something by desperate_housecats
MORE MEMES

These statues I saw at the antique mall reminded me of something by desperate_housecats MORE MEMES

I Seen: Where have I seen this before? Ah yes These statues I saw at the antique mall reminded me of something via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2MWBG3Z
I Seen: Where have I seen this before?
 Ah yes
These statues I saw at the antique mall reminded me of something via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2MWBG3Z

These statues I saw at the antique mall reminded me of something via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2MWBG3Z

I Seen: queen-of-moths: Never have I seen something depict such brutality and hate. War is hell.聽
I Seen: queen-of-moths:
Never have I seen something depict such brutality and hate. War is hell.聽

queen-of-moths: Never have I seen something depict such brutality and hate. War is hell.聽

I Seen: Our Ginger lost her eye in November, but is a tough girl and we think just as beautiful as ever! So I鈥檓 texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 馃槀) and I鈥檓 like 鈥渁ye I seen your snap story you look super happy being home鈥 and she like 鈥淏reak is relaxing!! T God!! I needed it. And hehe yeah Jim is a keeper 鈽猴笍鈽猴笍鈽猴笍 miss u鈥 <鈥 I did not edit this lmao this how she talk I鈥檓 pasting here to prove I ain鈥檛 make this Sh!t up 馃ザ. And I鈥檓 like 鈥淛im?鈥 And she like 鈥淢y father!!!! I call my parents Jim & Mary lmao whiteprivilege. I know lots of kids would be gettin the belt or facing the wrath of the chancla 馃槀馃拃鈥 FAMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm 馃槱馃槀馃槀. Y鈥檃ll really got the chancla confrused (yes 鈥榗onfrused鈥.) Y鈥檃ll confrused about the chancla fam. Chancleta came out for MINOR offenses. Misdemeanors. Not no COT damn felony manslaughter 馃槀. Failure to obey the reasonable directive of mom duke: chancleta. Talk bacc to mama after she said something wildly offensive: chancleta. Fight - argue with big sister who started it and plus I was acting in self defense: chancleta + wooden spoon. Fam! I would get the chancleta for some Sh!t I ain鈥檛 do! 馃槀 Framed for a crime and without any due process: chancleta. If I hecked around and called my mama by her government(?) FAM 馃槀. That鈥檚 not a slap on the wrist (with a chancleta). That would just be: 鈥済oodbye.鈥 Deada$$. Like 鈥済ood 馃憦......bye 馃槬鈥. Emphasis on the good but then a soft, theatrical 鈥榖ye鈥. That鈥檚 not even a 鈥渢alk it out鈥. That鈥檚 just one of them 鈥減ack a small suitcase and literally dip鈥 like in the movies lmao. Like I gotta come bacc after 10 years and I knock on the door and I have very long facial hair (even longer that it is now 馃槵) and she don鈥檛 recognize me and I鈥檓 like 鈥渕ama?鈥 And she like 鈥淚 am sorry u at the wrong house.鈥 And I鈥檓 like 鈥渕ama I鈥檓 your son.鈥 And she like 鈥淚 HAD a son. He died.鈥 YES FAM - DIED. DECEASED. LIKE HOW DECEASED I STILL BE EVERY TIME ONE OF MY HWITE FRENS BE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THEY PARENTS. YALL BEYOND WILD FOR THAT. BLESS UP 馃槏馃槀馃槀 (Slide 1: u-aprils96. Slide 2: u-stados4. Slide 3: u-JamesonRae. Slide 4: u-coinmurderer. Slide 5: u-BlemMlemFlep. Slide 6: u-samosa_pav.).
I Seen: Our Ginger lost her eye in November, but
 is a tough girl and we think just as
 beautiful as ever!
So I鈥檓 texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 馃槀) and I鈥檓 like 鈥渁ye I seen your snap story you look super happy being home鈥 and she like 鈥淏reak is relaxing!! T God!! I needed it. And hehe yeah Jim is a keeper 鈽猴笍鈽猴笍鈽猴笍 miss u鈥 <鈥 I did not edit this lmao this how she talk I鈥檓 pasting here to prove I ain鈥檛 make this Sh!t up 馃ザ. And I鈥檓 like 鈥淛im?鈥 And she like 鈥淢y father!!!! I call my parents Jim & Mary lmao whiteprivilege. I know lots of kids would be gettin the belt or facing the wrath of the chancla 馃槀馃拃鈥 FAMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm 馃槱馃槀馃槀. Y鈥檃ll really got the chancla confrused (yes 鈥榗onfrused鈥.) Y鈥檃ll confrused about the chancla fam. Chancleta came out for MINOR offenses. Misdemeanors. Not no COT damn felony manslaughter 馃槀. Failure to obey the reasonable directive of mom duke: chancleta. Talk bacc to mama after she said something wildly offensive: chancleta. Fight - argue with big sister who started it and plus I was acting in self defense: chancleta + wooden spoon. Fam! I would get the chancleta for some Sh!t I ain鈥檛 do! 馃槀 Framed for a crime and without any due process: chancleta. If I hecked around and called my mama by her government(?) FAM 馃槀. That鈥檚 not a slap on the wrist (with a chancleta). That would just be: 鈥済oodbye.鈥 Deada$$. Like 鈥済ood 馃憦......bye 馃槬鈥. Emphasis on the good but then a soft, theatrical 鈥榖ye鈥. That鈥檚 not even a 鈥渢alk it out鈥. That鈥檚 just one of them 鈥減ack a small suitcase and literally dip鈥 like in the movies lmao. Like I gotta come bacc after 10 years and I knock on the door and I have very long facial hair (even longer that it is now 馃槵) and she don鈥檛 recognize me and I鈥檓 like 鈥渕ama?鈥 And she like 鈥淚 am sorry u at the wrong house.鈥 And I鈥檓 like 鈥渕ama I鈥檓 your son.鈥 And she like 鈥淚 HAD a son. He died.鈥 YES FAM - DIED. DECEASED. LIKE HOW DECEASED I STILL BE EVERY TIME ONE OF MY HWITE FRENS BE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THEY PARENTS. YALL BEYOND WILD FOR THAT. BLESS UP 馃槏馃槀馃槀 (Slide 1: u-aprils96. Slide 2: u-stados4. Slide 3: u-JamesonRae. Slide 4: u-coinmurderer. Slide 5: u-BlemMlemFlep. Slide 6: u-samosa_pav.).

So I鈥檓 texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 馃槀) and I鈥檓 like 鈥渁ye I seen...

I Seen: I dont mind a nigga hugging my girl but it you pick her up and do that cute twirl, imma break your jaw 10/30/18, 10:36 AM 80 Retweets 244 Likes Papa John, @johnda... 10/30/18 Or one of them rocking side to side hugs 2 you will receive arn uppercut at mach speed I鈥檒l beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didn鈥檛 want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you don鈥檛 say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk like鈥 yea ima fuck yo bitch鈥. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ain鈥檛 never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ain鈥檛 ya homie when it comes to pussy 馃様. I鈥檓 still a where my hug ass niqqa.
I Seen: I dont mind a nigga hugging my girl
 but it you pick her up and do that
 cute twirl, imma break your jaw
 10/30/18, 10:36 AM
 80 Retweets 244 Likes
 Papa John, @johnda... 10/30/18
 Or one of them rocking side to side
 hugs 2 you will receive arn
 uppercut at mach speed
I鈥檒l beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didn鈥檛 want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you don鈥檛 say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk like鈥 yea ima fuck yo bitch鈥. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ain鈥檛 never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ain鈥檛 ya homie when it comes to pussy 馃様. I鈥檓 still a where my hug ass niqqa.

I鈥檒l beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with tha...

I Seen: Why is Kyrie leaning on Melo like that? Dawg Melo straight garbage juice now. I seen brown shirts that would probably give him work at the park. it鈥檚 sad. where y鈥檃ll think he headed or should he just retire ?
I Seen: Why is Kyrie leaning on Melo like that?
Dawg Melo straight garbage juice now. I seen brown shirts that would probably give him work at the park. it鈥檚 sad. where y鈥檃ll think he headed or should he just retire ?

Dawg Melo straight garbage juice now. I seen brown shirts that would probably give him work at the park. it鈥檚 sad. where y鈥檃ll think he h...

I Seen: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it鈥檚 from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don鈥檛 do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don鈥檛 come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said 鈥淥h! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!鈥 I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pok茅mon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God
I Seen: lol just got to this small kickback
 they've been playing Mo bamba for
 the 5th time already
My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it鈥檚 from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don鈥檛 do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don鈥檛 come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said 鈥淥h! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!鈥 I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pok茅mon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God

My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it鈥檚 from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen...