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Life, Okay, and Dog: Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings sometimes. it's easy to tell. that the human's life is hard. but that's okay. because i have cuddles. and i'm not going anywhere 5/24/18, 6:29 PM 22.1K Retweets 120K Likes Cuddles :)

Cuddles :)

Christmas, Clothes, and Memes: Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every timel come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my vodka, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back orn it's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. Please respect my wishes.

Please respect my wishes.

Funny, Girls, and Memes: Girls create situations in their heads & then text you like "I have a question" @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Dope, Shit, and Tumblr: trees-and-sky: xcalibre411: strongwood1804: beautyandthickness: pinkphandom: whatareyoureallyafraidof: 66point6: diaryofakanemem: I remember seeing them perform this live on my campus.. My jaw dropped within 10 seconds. holy shit I’ve posted this before, but it’s always worth re-posting. i have no words… Wow… Dope!!!!! Awesome This was just… truely amazing.

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Christmas, Family, and Smashing: r/gaming u/Guyonreddit S 12 156 3h i.redd.it It may not be the newest but I was finally able to afford super smash bros and a gamecube for my son! Gaming Video Games Bulevine 2h Hell, you know what... I have an XBox 360 I never use. If OP can give me an address he can have it all. Few controllers and all the games. It's just collecting dust here... Edit: Tagging u/Guyonreddit 380 會62.1k- 2.6k + Share O Award BEST COMMENTS ▼ Dizei D20.2h Hey OP can I send your son some games for Christmas? :) Reply 1.8k Redditors come together to try and send a struggling family some gifts for Christmas.

Redditors come together to try and send a struggling family some gifts for Christmas.

Memes, Girl, and 🤖: Me: Be gentle closing the door Passenger: Every girl I have ever dated. TAG THESE IDIOTS.

Every girl I have ever dated. TAG THESE IDIOTS.

Girls, Memes, and Shit: Girls create situations in their heads & then text you like "I have a question" Texting my man like “listen you were up to so shady shit in my dream last night....” 🙄😬(@northwitch69)

Texting my man like “listen you were up to so shady shit in my dream last night....” 🙄😬(@northwitch69)

Chicken, Relatable, and Toast: patti @emilypttrsn i enjoy eatin Toast in bed so i can roll around in all the crumbs an pretend im a chicken goujon yes i have crumbs in my bed. yes the bed isn't made.

yes i have crumbs in my bed. yes the bed isn't made.

Mood, Grumpy Cat, and Idea: Person: Do you have a cat or a dog? Me: I have no idea. Mood😂

Mood😂

Love, Racism, and Respect: Phoenix Immanuel I am an African American womarn and I love my white brothers and sisters who have fought in the struggle with us against racism...l also love those who may not share my beliefs and i respect the whites who have pride in their race because I have pride in my own... we can all agree to disagree if needed but we don't have to hate or cause harm to each other...Peace and Blessings to you all! 3 h Love Reply 0010 This is true and wholesome

This is true and wholesome

Clothes, Fall, and Family: thewife101: shadowunicornofthenight: saltycaffeine: Ultra Soft One of a Kind Asymmetric Hoodie Eve™ made with Premium Cotton Blend. Perfect for a chilly Evening. A Great Gift for your Friends and Family ***USE COUPON CODE: HOODIE FOR A DISCOUNT*** – GET IT HERE – I HAVE ONE OF THESE AND LEMME SAY THEY’RE SO FUCKING SOFT AND AMAZING AND PERFECT TO BUNDLE UP IN AND THE POCKET IS SO LARGE REALLY GET ONE I seriously just bought a grey one. So bloody excited. Yay for comfy fall clothes!!!!

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Beautiful, Juice, and Lol: mistress-flamecaller: tinymothman plague-sprite This is the single greatest thing I've ever impulse bought. My previous pencil pouch was a realistic juice box but the shock factor on THIS THING IS BETTER. Wait until I pull this out in class i have a mighty need. This is beautiful Photos Source: plague-sprite lol-coaster: Fish Zipper Pouch

lol-coaster: Fish Zipper Pouch

Love, I Love You, and All I Can Say Is: I have faced many challenges this year, but I had great people by my side. You know who you are, all I can say is I love you!

Eminem, Instagram, and Stan: stan thoughts @erninemlyrics When Eminem said "I have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat." 40 men 80 feet a de feat Instagram: @punsonly

Instagram: @punsonly

Being Alone, Beautiful, and Love: I may be alone in this but I LOVE the post office on East 4th Street because when I have to pick up missed packages (I HAVE No DOORMAN) I'm forced to standl for a while. Sometimes I get to witness beautiful thing s. FOR EXAMPLE: "A small old man s collecting a parcel and is worried that it will not fit in his cart. He tells the woman behin d the counter that he brought strina with him so he can just teton top of the cart if it doesnt fit. She shrugs and disapeears. Moments later she returns with a big box. SUSPENSE. Will it f汁in the man's cartor not? Amazing, it could not fit more pecfectly Just look at that!! -HE SaYS BEAMING WITH Joy AND PROUDLY SHOWING EVERYONE, NEVER HAS ANYTHING FIT So WELL! It is truly a BEAUTIFUL thing, a thing that makes everyone smile, includina the seen-it-all-before woman behind the counter.I walk home with my small package tucked under my arm." Illustration: Peter Arkle “Sometimes I get to witness beautiful things”

“Sometimes I get to witness beautiful things”

Fucking, Tumblr, and American: Steadies PRE rape a Man All of a man's real power comes from steadv nerves and a keen, clear brain. Grape-Nuts pipistrellus: ifitwerentforthatmeddlingkid: I had to research Corn Flakes for my American Icons class and I came across what may be the funniest fucking image I have ever seen. #behind every great man is an uncomfortably buff box of corn flakes

pipistrellus: ifitwerentforthatmeddlingkid: I had to research Corn Flakes for my American Icons class and I came across what may be the funn...

Funny, Memes, and Money: if my calculations are correct, i have absolutely no money Aea.ony @sarcasm_only (Via twitter-y2shaf)

(Via twitter-y2shaf)

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"I'm just a girl, standing in front of an editor, asking him to edit her headline."

Gym, Money, and Work: I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER LUNCH FOR LUNCH @wealthandfitness me at lunch 😂😭

@wealthandfitness me at lunch 😂😭

Sad, Yes, and Working: I have emotional jampe cables, Il bcost you I feel Sad Just attach like so... This is a hug IS it working? yes An Emotional jumper cables

Emotional jumper cables

Meme, Memes, and Best: lhave all six infinity stones! Best I can do is 20 bucks made with mematic First meme I have made. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UyLYXy

First meme I have made. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UyLYXy

Flat Tire, Tire, and Flat: I have a flat tire.I should've brought

Twitter, Grindr, and How: visual representation of how dramatic i am And I have no plans of changing (twitter-boujeeslut)

And I have no plans of changing (twitter-boujeeslut)

Christmas, Energy, and Facebook: miri christmas @ltsMiri i have a friend who always asks me before venting/sharing concerns if i "have the mental space for it right now" & i gotta say...that willingness to respect boundaries and not demand a loved one dedicate emotional energy they may not have that day...thats the healthiest shit ever Saw this scrolling Facebook whoever this friend is, I want them as my friend too. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zR3GwC

Saw this scrolling Facebook whoever this friend is, I want them as my friend too. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zR3GwC

Christmas, Energy, and Facebook: miri christmas @ltsMiri i have a friend who always asks me before venting/sharing concerns if i "have the mental space for it right now" & i gotta say...that willingness to respect boundaries and not demand a loved one dedicate emotional energy they may not have that day...thats the healthiest shit ever Saw this scrolling Facebook whoever this friend is, I want them as my friend too.

Saw this scrolling Facebook whoever this friend is, I want them as my friend too.

Bad, Bad Day, and Facebook: alien-404 said to positive-memes: I was having a shitty day, I took a moment to login tumblr to see your memes, it made my day, seriously, thank you vashell said to positive-memes: Thanks for running this blog bud chaoticending said to positive-memes: Hey I had a bad day and I'm just currently scrolling through your posts and honestly they were so wholesome that I kinda cried. Like a good cry. Like a "restoring my faith in humanity" cry. So I just wanna say thanks. Because this really helps me. It really does. I really needed this. Thank you. Messages like this is why I keep posting. :) If I make just one person a gram happier, I have achieved what I wanted to. Spread the positivity: https://www.facebook.com/onlypositivememes/ https://www.instagram.com/onlypositivememes/

Messages like this is why I keep posting. :) If I make just one person a gram happier, I have achieved what I wanted to. Spread the positi...

Happiness, Cat, and Box: EVERYBODY ONLY CARES I HATE BEING A BOX ABOUT WHAT I HAVE INSIDE 4 Cat + Box = Happiness via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PrNret

Cat + Box = Happiness via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PrNret

Funny, Stress, and Feeling: me: i have to start eating healthier me feeling even the slightest amount of stress 👀

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Christmas, Memes, and 🤖: Can y'all pray for me, I suffer from a disease called spendeverydollarihave I have bought only presents for myself this Christmas 😭😭😭

I have bought only presents for myself this Christmas 😭😭😭

Funny, Life, and Money: If your bank account could speak, what would it say? Stop transferring money to your savings if you're just going to transfer it back I have never related to something more in my entire life

I have never related to something more in my entire life

Click, Cute, and Fucking: There's this girl at my school and she's really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you'd just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk r. she was training herself to be happy oh my god does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says "wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin" She fucking Pavlov'd herself, the absolute madwoman awesomacious: Training yourself to smile!

awesomacious: Training yourself to smile!

Beautiful, Gym, and Life: Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you I have an amazing beautiful soul Another might tell you I'm a cold hearted asshole. Believe them both. I don't treat people badly. I treat them accordingly. Gym me vs normal life me

Gym me vs normal life me

Memes, Too Much, and Yeah: Me watching a 10 minute Youtube Video, knowing that i have to leave in 8 minutes Yeah, I've got time. I do this too much via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2SERHcP

I do this too much via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2SERHcP

Confused, Family, and Fucking: My mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this could have gone so wrong Let go of me Helen I have a fucking family to feed via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2L6JhZ0

Let go of me Helen I have a fucking family to feed via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2L6JhZ0

Advice, Tumblr, and Animal: I HAVE A SPEED BUMP PHOBLA BUT IM SLOWLY GETTING OVERIT WHICH IS NICE advice-animal: A rare case of SBP

advice-animal: A rare case of SBP

Beautiful, Gym, and Life: Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you I have an amazing beautiful soul Another might tell you I'm a cold hearted asshole. Believe them both. I don't treat people badly. I treat them accordingly. Gym me Vs normal life me

Gym me Vs normal life me

Bad, Chelsea, and Football: sterling7 Good morning I just want to say , I am not normally the person to talk a lot but when I think I need my point to heard I will speak up. Regarding what was said at the Chelsea game as you can see by my reaction I just had to laugh because I don't expect no better. For example you have two young players starting out there careers both play for the same team, both have done the right thing. Which is buy a new house for there mothers who have put in a lot of time and love into helping them get where they are, but look how the news papers get there message across for the young black player and then for the young white payer. I think this in unacceptable both innocent have not done a thing wrong but just by the way it has been worded. This young black kid is looked at in a bad light. Which helps fuel racism an aggressive behaviour, so for all the news papers that don't understand why people are racist in this day and age all i have to say is have a second thought about fair publicity an give all players an equal chance 48 MINUTES AGO sterling7 E Daily lail MORE STORIES Young Manchester City footballer, 20, on e25,000 a week splashes out on mansion on market for £2.25million despite having never started a Premier League match By Anthony Joseph for MailOnline 08:48 10 Jan 2018, updated 10:51 11 Jan 2018 sterling7 Daily lail MORE STORIES Manchester City starlet Phil Foden buys new £2m home for his mumm By lan Herbert For The Daily Mail 21:30 04 Oct 2018, updated 00:31 05 Oct 2018 RWA Raheem Sterling on Instagram this morning speaking complete sense. There is no place for racism in football. https://t.co/MYluckPsG0

Raheem Sterling on Instagram this morning speaking complete sense. There is no place for racism in football. https://t.co/MYluckPsG0

Cute, Memes, and Omg: Someone: Let's hang out!!! Let's do something! I wanna meet you!! Me: yes! Omg!! My social anxiety: cant tell if im socially awkward or have social anxiety like i have anxiety but im pretty sure im just awkies porkies around people i try and force myself not to be but then im perceived as a weirdo so thats cute someone share too

cant tell if im socially awkward or have social anxiety like i have anxiety but im pretty sure im just awkies porkies around people i try an...

Memes, Apology, and 🤖: Eric July @EricDJuly I apologize when I have done something objectively wrong. My apology serves as acknowledgement of my wrongdoing. I will NOT, however, ever apologize to a mob simply because they demand one and were offended. Youll get over it. And if you don't, that's not my problem (EJ)

(EJ)

Memes, China, and Guess: from the dead. I Nikhil Dear Santa, Bet alw and lle jus 't know Why do all my toys say made in China? Or king for I guess even you can't abstain from the 't have allure of cheap labor. Oink oink you I a very capitalist pig I have r. SkillsJosh on tio Ne ne st hr Dear Santa le zzlet as Dear Santa,

Square, Comics, and Box: EVERYBODY ONLY CARES I HATE BEING A BOX ABOUT WHAT I HAVE INSIDE THESQUARECOMICS source: The Square Comics

source: The Square Comics

Dank, Money, and 🤖: if my calculations are correct, i have absolutely no money

Football, Memes, and Respect: l 88 "I have to give congratulations for his amazing career. He TROLL FOOTBALL deserves it today.w Mo Salah On Giving His Man Of The Match To Milner TROILIOOTRALL.HD tan TROLL FOOTBALL MJD /TROLLFOOTBALL.HD 回@TROLLFOOTBALL.HD YOU SIR, HAVE MY RESPECT! Salah 👏

Salah 👏

Life, Love, and Memes: I'M NOT PERFECT BUT I HAVE A FREAKING AWESOME Wife THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH After the last few days of dealing with the tragic loss of her brother... my wife is a rockstar! I couldn't love her anymore than I already do! So drink you coffee this morning... and make sure you tell those you love, you love them... then show them! Life has no expiration date... some shelf lives are different than others!!

After the last few days of dealing with the tragic loss of her brother... my wife is a rockstar! I couldn't love her anymore than I already ...

Memes, Money, and 🤖: Shafeeq @Y2SHAF if my calculations are correct, i have absolutely no money SHOTS ON ME THO 💯💯💯(Y2SHAF)

SHOTS ON ME THO 💯💯💯(Y2SHAF)

Desperate, Oscars, and Girl Memes: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I have not been asked to host the oscars yet so at least they aren't THAT desperate Same

Same

Definitely, Dogs, and Donald Trump: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ..3h I have noticed that Junior here has a habit of posting nonsense about me whenever the Mueller investigation heats up. Please, keep it coming Jr - it's definitely a "very, very large brain" idea to troll a member of a body that will have subpoena power in a month Have fun! The Washington Post @washin... Donald Trump Jr. trolls Ocasio Cortez with meme implying socialists eat dogs wapo.st/2RGmYfl (GC) Ocasio-Cortez wants to use government force on people who make mean memes about her

(GC) Ocasio-Cortez wants to use government force on people who make mean memes about her

Click, Cute, and Fucking: transssboy There's this girl at my school and she's really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you'd just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk chakrabot she was training herself to be happy oh my god aureliaborealis does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says "wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin" vajussy She fucking Pavlov'd herself, the absolute madwoman Wow just wow

Wow just wow

Beautiful, Boo, and Memes: Him: You are the most beautiful woman I have ever met You just want to fuck me! Wow! and smart too Her: Him: Lemme get in them guts boo (@craiganthony_)

Lemme get in them guts boo (@craiganthony_)

God, Oh My God, and Pregnant: not to be dramatic but this is really the prettiest baby I have ever seen oh my god someone get me pregnant now, I WANT ONE 😭

someone get me pregnant now, I WANT ONE 😭

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