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Bad, Bitch, and Chihuahua: Highlights Always willing to make a rain Laughs at medioore jokers . I play s different instrument . Turned my recorder into a fully functional obacco po Very optimistic when hungover Friendship bracelets Can drive a stick shift I got bars Iget along with overy dog rve met and at a 73% oftro people rve moc. * Downsides Will be late nearly every day with iterally no excuse Will spook the customers with I have ADHD, but don't worry, I buy other peoples adderall Allergic to mushrooms (still willing to trip them) .I have been the cause of 13 car accidents (that I know ofy . Kind of bad at doing accents, usually just comes off as disrespecttuil Contributions Inventor Sauce Boss . A safe space and secure area for your sauces in the car. For a spill and worry free drive home . Part the Red Sea .The thick, untamed, poofy, distressed mane usually accompanied by a Mo Moses Tampons Coined the phrase "jean skirt hair mon in a floor length jean skirt Coined the term *Escobars When someone snorts a mix of cocaine and Xanax .Not recommended Education Bradford Elementary School Made it to round 1 of the 6th grade spelling bee Mullen High School 2008-2012 . Graduated 1st place in worst attendance in class of 2012 . Dia though Had an impact on the student handbook because I rode a donkey to schook of Northem Colorado 2012-201 Survived Greeley Majored in like 7 different things so I'm well rounded University of the Virgin Isiands 2015-2017 Majored in Political Science and English- Creative Whiting School blew away in Hurricane Irma School cut major Jobs I Didnt Quit In Less Than 3 Weeks Or Get Fired From Colorado Saddlery 2012-Present I make everyone feel good about themselves in the company because I ne ver know what's going on there They don't pay me anymore but I still show up from time to time . Laboniously diverse in that bitch . I programmed their Alexa to play the world's national anthems at noon ever y day - They pretty much can't fire me thered e Intenship in Haiti 2016 Partially fluent in Haitian Creole, which I speak in when dicey fools speak to me at the bar and I want them to leave 4ever Spent about a year total in Hait I had Zika, so don't worry, I won't be having children any time soono Harley Davidson-St. Thomas . I folded shits, talked to drunk people, then I sold said shits to said drunk p eople I'm very impressive at folding shirts Reason(s) I Dipped: I wanted to get off the islandl over Christmas I kept accidentally throwing piles of clothes onto the owner's chihuahua a d I felt really guilty about ito They said I quit better than any other employee they've had, that was co sort of Local Color Clothing Boutique More folding, but the clothes were more expensive) Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work
Bad, Bitch, and Chihuahua: Highlights
 Always willing to make a rain
 Laughs at medioore jokers
 . I play s different instrument
 . Turned my recorder into a fully functional obacco po
 Very optimistic when hungover
 Friendship bracelets
 Can drive a stick shift
 I got bars
 Iget along with overy dog rve met and at a 73% oftro people rve moc.
 *
 Downsides
 Will be late nearly every day with iterally no excuse
 Will spook the customers with
 I have ADHD, but don't worry, I buy other peoples adderall
 Allergic to mushrooms (still willing to trip them)
 .I have been the cause of 13 car accidents (that I know ofy
 . Kind of bad at doing accents, usually just comes off as disrespecttuil
 Contributions
 Inventor
 Sauce Boss
 . A safe space and secure area for your sauces in the car.
 For a spill and worry free drive home
 . Part the Red Sea
 .The thick, untamed, poofy, distressed mane usually accompanied by a Mo
 Moses Tampons
 Coined the phrase "jean skirt hair
 mon in a floor length jean skirt
 Coined the term *Escobars
 When someone snorts a mix of cocaine and Xanax
 .Not recommended
 Education
 Bradford Elementary School
 Made it to round 1 of the 6th grade spelling bee
 Mullen High School 2008-2012
 .
 Graduated 1st place in worst attendance in class of 2012
 .

 Dia
 though
 Had an impact on the student handbook because I rode a donkey to schook
 of Northem Colorado 2012-201
 Survived Greeley
 Majored in like 7 different things so I'm well rounded
 University of the Virgin Isiands 2015-2017
 Majored in Political Science and English- Creative Whiting
 School blew away in Hurricane Irma
 School cut major
 Jobs I Didnt Quit In Less Than 3 Weeks Or Get Fired From
 Colorado Saddlery 2012-Present
 I make everyone feel good about themselves in the company because I ne
 ver know what's going on there
 They don't pay me anymore but I still show up from time to time
 . Laboniously diverse in that bitch
 . I programmed their Alexa to play the world's national anthems at noon ever
 y day
 - They pretty much can't fire me thered
 e Intenship in Haiti 2016
 Partially fluent in Haitian Creole, which I speak in when dicey fools speak to
 me at the bar and I want them to leave 4ever
 Spent about a year total in Hait
 I had Zika, so don't worry, I won't be having children any time soono
 Harley Davidson-St. Thomas
 . I folded shits, talked to drunk people, then I sold said shits to said drunk p
 eople
 I'm very impressive at folding shirts
 Reason(s) I Dipped:
 I wanted to get off the islandl over Christmas
 I kept accidentally throwing piles of clothes onto the owner's chihuahua a
 d I felt really guilty about ito
 They said I quit better than any other employee they've had, that was co
 sort of
 Local Color Clothing Boutique
 More folding, but the clothes were more expensive)
Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work

Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work

Church, Community, and Dude: DID YOU KNOW? G: STANDUP9 Joel Osteen's net worth is $50,000,000 USD, of which he pays no taxes on since he made it through the church. He lives in a $10.5m dollar mansion in Royal Oaks, CA, where he prays for the poor and less fortunate. Do you remember when Hurricane Harvey rolled into town and he had the nerve to say he didn’t want to open his mega church doors because it would get dirty?! There was even footage taken place outside of his MEGACHURCH of his doors shut and workers inside. I was sent two of these videos personally and my content reached 100s of thousands. (Just want to address that before his minions start to defend this scam artist) Then after multiple viral videos shared online he finally opens the doors to the community in which he says he serves under God’s oath. This dude is a straight liar and manipulator just like ALL others that own these Mega Churches. In my opinion the bigger the church the less positive intentions they have. Why build a multi-million or even billion dollar temple - church when you can create sustainable infrastructure to allow life to thrive for the longevity of humanity. The only reason why they build these structures is out of pure ego! They want to leave their mark and compete against one another to see who has the biggest or most structures standing. It’s so sad to see all this money and energy go to waste! standup911 - Back up - @_standup911 Event page - @_meetingoftheminds
Church, Community, and Dude: DID YOU KNOW?
 G: STANDUP9
 Joel Osteen's net worth is $50,000,000 USD,
 of which he pays no taxes on since he made
 it through the church. He lives in a $10.5m
 dollar mansion in Royal Oaks, CA, where he
 prays for the poor and less fortunate.
Do you remember when Hurricane Harvey rolled into town and he had the nerve to say he didn’t want to open his mega church doors because it would get dirty?! There was even footage taken place outside of his MEGACHURCH of his doors shut and workers inside. I was sent two of these videos personally and my content reached 100s of thousands. (Just want to address that before his minions start to defend this scam artist) Then after multiple viral videos shared online he finally opens the doors to the community in which he says he serves under God’s oath. This dude is a straight liar and manipulator just like ALL others that own these Mega Churches. In my opinion the bigger the church the less positive intentions they have. Why build a multi-million or even billion dollar temple - church when you can create sustainable infrastructure to allow life to thrive for the longevity of humanity. The only reason why they build these structures is out of pure ego! They want to leave their mark and compete against one another to see who has the biggest or most structures standing. It’s so sad to see all this money and energy go to waste! standup911 - Back up - @_standup911 Event page - @_meetingoftheminds

Do you remember when Hurricane Harvey rolled into town and he had the nerve to say he didn’t want to open his mega church doors because it w...

Bad, Butt, and Feminism: Summer Heacock @Fizzygrrl My generation had princesses to look up to Our daughters have generals <p><a href="https://black-girl-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/173498786809/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-alaija" class="tumblr_blog">black-girl-against-feminism</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/173497877972/alaija-sighinastorm-concentrated-sunshine" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://alaija.tumblr.com/post/173497766998/sighinastorm-concentrated-sunshine" class="tumblr_blog">alaija</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://sighinastorm.tumblr.com/post/173497206720/concentrated-sunshine-commander-captain-then" class="tumblr_blog">sighinastorm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://concentrated-sunshine.tumblr.com/post/173496038585/commander-captain-then-admiral-captain-major" class="tumblr_blog">concentrated-sunshine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="239" data-orig-width="320" data-tumblr-attribution="thewightknight:Saa0jDL2dvd8oLq7g2ZjVw:ZdwtPr124RaTi"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ca5a4fd229af1043cd806db49eea71c/tumblr_mya77mXHkp1sykpjyo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="239" data-orig-width="320"/></figure><p>Commander</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="386" data-tumblr-attribution="captaincrusher:4Z4TZSDWlE2z359G-Nc48w:ZlbDst2G4RgtT"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a0510fee52cde69a9dbe7f8b6c32ead/tumblr_oigdu9unEo1rkvl19o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="386"/></figure><p>Captain, then Admiral.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="320" data-tumblr-attribution="stargateloversg1:aaoHhlYkiGDBNN75LeTWeA:ZvlVZl2VQjW09"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/50d9707119eed02a20a05ad48ed309f6/tumblr_p4kimvnFk71u8phi7o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="320"/></figure><p>Captain, Major, Lieutenant Colonel, Colonel.</p> <p><br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="160" data-tumblr-attribution="claudiablacks:HefBuyYtNtpzygK14g5Dig:ZK0Ybo1o93QAb"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4a842eefc623509c8e724295229108d/tumblr_nq2mscXJGI1tr2a1xo4_250.gif" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="160"/></figure><p>Ambassador, Member of the Grey Council, Entil'Zha </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="273" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="amelia-hurricane-shepherd:wEFLTU_dBQQbK7LTncQG4A:ZZYuJo27NCK3G"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/608bd33eef8afa772e5ddd6a60b389a1/tumblr_o86n0qQzrD1ttgfcyo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="273" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>Pilot, death dealer.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="elyccscorner:PuIZoqn35ZEuCFBIcnnjvw:ZktDbj1vE5IkF"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b067eb9eb41347242d5dce1f6f535722/tumblr_nvglprMds61uf2qyno1_400.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="400"/></figure><p>Captain,Smuggler, Racial progenitor of the Nietzscheans?</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="the-best-teacup-archive:-49WpVuKyph-OtytTSRCBQ:ZuqyTxEZhVqz"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxlnpkWosH1qkpj04o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>Warship.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="760" data-orig-width="1020"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/583b1ad12586dc876e15dbc418941f68/tumblr_inline_p82omekZHG1t5jabd_540.jpg" data-orig-height="760" data-orig-width="1020"/></figure><p>USMC Captain</p> </blockquote> <p>Aw, shit, who brought Butt-butt?</p> </blockquote> <p>And one of OPs generals was my generation’s princess…<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Xena Warrior Princess??????</p></blockquote> <p>When we magically forget women in media to push our agenda…</p></blockquote> <p>Also fuck this idea that being a princess isn’t something that can be looked up to. It’s literally a political position.</p><p>Please stop telling little girls they should feel bad for wanting to be princesses.</p>
Bad, Butt, and Feminism: Summer Heacock
 @Fizzygrrl
 My generation had princesses to look
 up to
 Our daughters have generals
<p><a href="https://black-girl-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/173498786809/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-alaija" class="tumblr_blog">black-girl-against-feminism</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/173497877972/alaija-sighinastorm-concentrated-sunshine" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://alaija.tumblr.com/post/173497766998/sighinastorm-concentrated-sunshine" class="tumblr_blog">alaija</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://sighinastorm.tumblr.com/post/173497206720/concentrated-sunshine-commander-captain-then" class="tumblr_blog">sighinastorm</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://concentrated-sunshine.tumblr.com/post/173496038585/commander-captain-then-admiral-captain-major" class="tumblr_blog">concentrated-sunshine</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="239" data-orig-width="320" data-tumblr-attribution="thewightknight:Saa0jDL2dvd8oLq7g2ZjVw:ZdwtPr124RaTi"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ca5a4fd229af1043cd806db49eea71c/tumblr_mya77mXHkp1sykpjyo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="239" data-orig-width="320"/></figure><p>Commander</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="386" data-tumblr-attribution="captaincrusher:4Z4TZSDWlE2z359G-Nc48w:ZlbDst2G4RgtT"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a0510fee52cde69a9dbe7f8b6c32ead/tumblr_oigdu9unEo1rkvl19o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="386"/></figure><p>Captain, then Admiral.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="320" data-tumblr-attribution="stargateloversg1:aaoHhlYkiGDBNN75LeTWeA:ZvlVZl2VQjW09"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/50d9707119eed02a20a05ad48ed309f6/tumblr_p4kimvnFk71u8phi7o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="320"/></figure><p>Captain, Major, Lieutenant Colonel, Colonel.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="160" data-tumblr-attribution="claudiablacks:HefBuyYtNtpzygK14g5Dig:ZK0Ybo1o93QAb"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4a842eefc623509c8e724295229108d/tumblr_nq2mscXJGI1tr2a1xo4_250.gif" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="160"/></figure><p>Ambassador, Member of the Grey Council, 

Entil'Zha

</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="273" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="amelia-hurricane-shepherd:wEFLTU_dBQQbK7LTncQG4A:ZZYuJo27NCK3G"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/608bd33eef8afa772e5ddd6a60b389a1/tumblr_o86n0qQzrD1ttgfcyo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="273" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>Pilot, death dealer.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="elyccscorner:PuIZoqn35ZEuCFBIcnnjvw:ZktDbj1vE5IkF"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b067eb9eb41347242d5dce1f6f535722/tumblr_nvglprMds61uf2qyno1_400.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="400"/></figure><p>Captain,Smuggler, Racial progenitor of the Nietzscheans?</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="the-best-teacup-archive:-49WpVuKyph-OtytTSRCBQ:ZuqyTxEZhVqz"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxlnpkWosH1qkpj04o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>Warship.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="760" data-orig-width="1020"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/583b1ad12586dc876e15dbc418941f68/tumblr_inline_p82omekZHG1t5jabd_540.jpg" data-orig-height="760" data-orig-width="1020"/></figure><p>USMC Captain</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Aw, shit, who brought Butt-butt?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>And one of OPs generals was my generation’s princess…<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Xena Warrior Princess??????</p></blockquote>

<p>When we magically forget women in media to push our agenda…</p></blockquote>

<p>Also fuck this idea that being a princess isn’t something that can be looked up to. It’s literally a political position.</p><p>Please stop telling little girls they should feel bad for wanting to be princesses.</p>

<p><a href="https://black-girl-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/173498786809/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-alaija" class="tumblr_blog">bla...

America, God, and Oh My God: did you know? If your nearest Waffle House is closed, you should probably run. Because the 24-hour chains only shut down during absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially determines the severity of natural disasters by whether local Waffle Houses remain open or not. They call this "The Waffle House Index." OUSE WE ARE OPEN PHOTO: JOE FOR AMERICA DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM <p><a href="http://grim-reaping.tumblr.com/post/168417144905/flowersforone-ayalaatreides-did-you-kno-if" class="tumblr_blog">grim-reaping</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://flowersforone.tumblr.com/post/168014431760/ayalaatreides-did-you-kno-if-your-nearest" class="tumblr_blog">flowersforone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ayalaatreides.tumblr.com/post/167714776532/did-you-kno-if-your-nearest-waffle-house-is" class="tumblr_blog">ayalaatreides</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/152709608802/if-your-nearest-waffle-house-is-closed-you" class="tumblr_blog">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>If your nearest Waffle House is closed, you should probably run. Because the 24-hour chains only shut down during absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially determines the severity of natural disasters by whether local Waffle Houses remain open or not. They call this “The Waffle House Index.” <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/waffle-house-index-and-hurricane-matthew-2016-10">Source</a></p></blockquote> <p>I didn’t believe this, even with a source, so I Googled it. I’M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU, DID-YOU-KNO.  Oh my god, FEMA really does have a Waffle House Index. I don’t know what to do with this information.</p> </blockquote> <p>What if there are no Waffle Houses where you live? </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="800"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f4be372967cb1682cb2c95578b69403e/tumblr_inline_p0s41rKuRl1qkkbev_500.png" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="800"/></figure></blockquote>
America, God, and Oh My God: did you know?
 If your nearest Waffle House is closed,
 you should probably run. Because the
 24-hour chains only shut down during
 absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially
 determines the severity of natural
 disasters by whether local Waffle
 Houses remain open or not. They
 call this "The Waffle House Index."
 OUSE
 WE ARE
 OPEN
 PHOTO: JOE FOR AMERICA
 DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM
<p><a href="http://grim-reaping.tumblr.com/post/168417144905/flowersforone-ayalaatreides-did-you-kno-if" class="tumblr_blog">grim-reaping</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://flowersforone.tumblr.com/post/168014431760/ayalaatreides-did-you-kno-if-your-nearest" class="tumblr_blog">flowersforone</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://ayalaatreides.tumblr.com/post/167714776532/did-you-kno-if-your-nearest-waffle-house-is" class="tumblr_blog">ayalaatreides</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/152709608802/if-your-nearest-waffle-house-is-closed-you" class="tumblr_blog">did-you-kno</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>If your nearest Waffle House is closed, 
you should probably run. Because the 
24-hour chains only shut down during 
absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially 
determines the severity of natural 
disasters by whether local Waffle 
Houses remain open or not. They 
call this “The Waffle House Index.”  <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/waffle-house-index-and-hurricane-matthew-2016-10">Source</a></p></blockquote>
<p>I didn’t believe this, even with a source, so I Googled it. I’M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU, DID-YOU-KNO.  Oh my god, FEMA really does have a Waffle House Index. I don’t know what to do with this information.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>What if there are no Waffle Houses where you live? </p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="800"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f4be372967cb1682cb2c95578b69403e/tumblr_inline_p0s41rKuRl1qkkbev_500.png" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="800"/></figure></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://grim-reaping.tumblr.com/post/168417144905/flowersforone-ayalaatreides-did-you-kno-if" class="tumblr_blog">grim-reaping</a...