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How I: phantomemes: starters  /  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,  between you and these bones .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary . ‘  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyes  ’ ‘  how i soften when you pull me against you  ’ ‘  you are teaching me to love  ’ ‘  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyes  ’ ‘  you perhaps will become my swan song  ’ ‘  it is a very human thing to love  ’ ‘  you are my good days  ’ ‘  i have been loved dearly  ’ ‘  i promise you will not always be this war  ’ ‘  thank god for the stubbornness of organs  ’ ‘  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with you  ’ ‘  there will always be another day  ’ ‘  there will always be another mercy  ’ ‘  perhaps i will take up dancing again  ’ ‘  what a pretty little disaster you will be  ’ ‘  i am terrified for you  ’ ‘  i will fold inside of myself  ’ ‘  today i am thankful  ’ ‘  i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wake  ’ ‘  come and get me  ’ ‘  i tell myself i do not need you  ’ ‘  i think i broke again last night  ’ ‘  i’m just trying to connect with you  ’ ‘  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashing  ’ ‘  burn the house down in search of yourself  ’ ‘  don’t you dare ever stop looking  ’ ‘  i struggle not to feel guilty  ’ ‘  you are a wild  ,  unkempt thing  ’ ‘  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longing  ’ ‘  find that you are made of russian nesting dolls  ’ ‘  the trees are always kindest with spring comes  ’ ‘  teach yourself the hymns again  ’ ‘  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lips  ’ ‘  this life is an altar  ’ ‘  i am sorry i do not have more time  ’ ‘  there is a mountain in me  ’ ‘  by the morning i am a triumph  ’ ‘  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throat  ’ ‘  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come across  ’ ‘  there are many things that will fit beneath your skin  ’ ‘  forgiveness does not take up much room  ’ ‘  some days you will breathe and it will be enough  ’ ‘  you do not have to hold it quite so tightly  ’ ‘  there is a prayer in me  ,  still  ’ ‘  you scare me a little  ’ ‘  you can be a good thing and not a whole thing  ’ ‘  there are flowers in my chest again  ’ ‘  the rain comes and sounds like you  ’ ‘  i cannot tell you why i still trust god  ’ ‘  find peace and build a home out of it  ’ ‘  there is never an end  ’
How I: phantomemes:
starters  /  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,  between you and these bones .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary .
‘  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyes  ’
‘  how i soften when you pull me against you  ’
‘  you are teaching me to love  ’
‘  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyes  ’
‘  you perhaps will become my swan song  ’
‘  it is a very human thing to love  ’
‘  you are my good days  ’
‘  i have been loved dearly  ’
‘  i promise you will not always be this war  ’
‘  thank god for the stubbornness of organs  ’
‘  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with you  ’
‘  there will always be another day  ’
‘  there will always be another mercy  ’
‘  perhaps i will take up dancing again  ’
‘  what a pretty little disaster you will be  ’
‘  i am terrified for you  ’
‘  i will fold inside of myself  ’
‘  today i am thankful  ’
‘  i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wake  ’
‘  come and get me  ’
‘  i tell myself i do not need you  ’
‘  i think i broke again last night  ’
‘  i’m just trying to connect with you  ’
‘  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashing  ’
‘  burn the house down in search of yourself  ’
‘  don’t you dare ever stop looking  ’
‘  i struggle not to feel guilty  ’
‘  you are a wild  ,  unkempt thing  ’
‘  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longing  ’
‘  find that you are made of russian nesting dolls  ’
‘  the trees are always kindest with spring comes  ’
‘  teach yourself the hymns again  ’
‘  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lips  ’
‘  this life is an altar  ’
‘  i am sorry i do not have more time  ’
‘  there is a mountain in me  ’
‘  by the morning i am a triumph  ’
‘  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throat  ’
‘  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come across  ’
‘  there are many things that will fit beneath your skin  ’
‘  forgiveness does not take up much room  ’
‘  some days you will breathe and it will be enough  ’
‘  you do not have to hold it quite so tightly  ’
‘  there is a prayer in me  ,  still  ’
‘  you scare me a little  ’
‘  you can be a good thing and not a whole thing  ’
‘  there are flowers in my chest again  ’
‘  the rain comes and sounds like you  ’
‘  i cannot tell you why i still trust god  ’
‘  find peace and build a home out of it  ’

‘  there is never an end  ’

phantomemes: starters  /  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,  between you and these bones .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses...

How I: Imagine how i peel eggs
How I: Imagine how i peel eggs

Imagine how i peel eggs

How I: crazyrichxplainr: Actors of color often get typecast. Two photographers asked them to depict their dream roles instead. How Hollywood Sees Me … And How I Want to Be Seen
How I: crazyrichxplainr:


Actors of color often get typecast. Two photographers asked them to depict their dream roles instead. 
How Hollywood Sees Me … And How I Want to Be Seen

crazyrichxplainr: Actors of color often get typecast. Two photographers asked them to depict their dream roles instead. How Hollywood...

How I: And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother
How I: And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother

And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother

How I: This dude solved the question I’ve been searching the answer for my whole life and idk how I feel
How I: This dude solved the question I’ve been searching the answer for my whole life and idk how I feel

This dude solved the question I’ve been searching the answer for my whole life and idk how I feel

How I: I’m not angry I’m just yelling how I feel.(via)
How I: I’m not angry I’m just yelling how I feel.(via)

I’m not angry I’m just yelling how I feel.(via)

How I: ivathehoman:I got into Skyrim a few months back and I still remember how I first died and also encountered a giant for the first time.
How I: ivathehoman:I got into Skyrim a few months back and I still remember how I first died and also encountered a giant for the first time.

ivathehoman:I got into Skyrim a few months back and I still remember how I first died and also encountered a giant for the first time.

How I: iosonnounpanne: owocrime: pov: bob beats you to death This is how I want to go
How I: iosonnounpanne:

owocrime:
pov: bob beats you to death


This is how I want to go

iosonnounpanne: owocrime: pov: bob beats you to death This is how I want to go

How I: art-is-the-weaponcreate-destroy: secretladyspider: sixpenceee: How a Sahara sand viper conceals itself to prepare for an ambush. Via u/Sapulinjing This is how I wiggle in to the covers when I sleep
How I: art-is-the-weaponcreate-destroy:

secretladyspider:

sixpenceee:
How a Sahara sand viper conceals itself to prepare for an ambush. Via u/Sapulinjing

This is how I wiggle in to the covers when I sleep

art-is-the-weaponcreate-destroy: secretladyspider: sixpenceee: How a Sahara sand viper conceals itself to prepare for an ambush. Via u/...

How I: This is how i feel about quarantine school work
How I: This is how i feel about quarantine school work

This is how i feel about quarantine school work

How I: not sure how i feel about this…via @panoramicdogs
How I: not sure how i feel about this…via @panoramicdogs

not sure how i feel about this…via @panoramicdogs

How I: How I lost my virginity
How I: How I lost my virginity

How I lost my virginity

How I: omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!
How I: omgcheckplease:

★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!

omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergr...

How I: plinnerofficial:How I argue with my BFF 😁 #friendshipgoals 
How I: plinnerofficial:How I argue with my BFF 😁 #friendshipgoals 

plinnerofficial:How I argue with my BFF 😁 #friendshipgoals 

How I: /bin/cat Exactly how I imagined
How I: /bin/cat Exactly how I imagined

/bin/cat Exactly how I imagined

How I: How I be 95% of the time
How I: How I be 95% of the time

How I be 95% of the time

How I: How I try to stack on track with my fitness goals in quarantine. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic
How I: How I try to stack on track with my fitness goals in quarantine.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic

How I try to stack on track with my fitness goals in quarantine. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout...

How I: I know how I’m spending that money
How I: I know how I’m spending that money

I know how I’m spending that money

How I: And that kids, is how I met your mother
How I: And that kids, is how I met your mother

And that kids, is how I met your mother

How I: primarybufferpanel: sylvrndoodles: this is really how i feel sometimes Fic in my case, but yeah
How I: primarybufferpanel:
sylvrndoodles:
this is really how i feel sometimes
Fic in my case, but yeah

primarybufferpanel: sylvrndoodles: this is really how i feel sometimes Fic in my case, but yeah

How I: this is how i sleep at night
How I: this is how i sleep at night

this is how i sleep at night

How I: How I imagine Reddit Moderators look.
How I: How I imagine Reddit Moderators look.

How I imagine Reddit Moderators look.

How I: How I’ve been the past two weeks:
How I: How I’ve been the past two weeks:

How I’ve been the past two weeks:

How I: jmfenner91: How I’ve felt this whole past week. I was pretty much stuck in bed for several days in a row – finally starting to feel better though!
How I: jmfenner91:

How I’ve felt this whole past week. I was pretty much stuck in bed for several days in a row – finally starting to feel better though!

jmfenner91: How I’ve felt this whole past week. I was pretty much stuck in bed for several days in a row – finally starting to feel bett...

How I: How I feel after not going to the gym for a week. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic
How I: How I feel after not going to the gym for a week.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic

How I feel after not going to the gym for a week. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic

How I: Oh me, oh my, how I want to die
How I: Oh me, oh my, how I want to die

Oh me, oh my, how I want to die

How I: Oh me, oh my, how I want to die
How I: Oh me, oh my, how I want to die

Oh me, oh my, how I want to die

How I: 30-minute-memes: I don’t know how I became so powerful
How I: 30-minute-memes:

I don’t know how I became so powerful

30-minute-memes: I don’t know how I became so powerful

How I: How can I tell you how I’m doing if you won’t let me do it? by LurkerPatrol MORE MEMES
How I: How can I tell you how I’m doing if you won’t let me do it? by LurkerPatrol
MORE MEMES

How can I tell you how I’m doing if you won’t let me do it? by LurkerPatrol MORE MEMES

How I: I don’t know how I became so powerful
How I: I don’t know how I became so powerful

I don’t know how I became so powerful

How I: How I feel today.
How I: How I feel today.

How I feel today.

How I: My friend can eat whatever they want without gaining weight, but this is how I feel after eating one avocado. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme
How I: My friend can eat whatever they want without gaining weight, but this is how I feel after eating one avocado.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme

My friend can eat whatever they want without gaining weight, but this is how I feel after eating one avocado. Gymaholic App: https://www...

How I: how I’m spending love day
How I: how I’m spending love day

how I’m spending love day

How I: How I’m spending my day today
How I: How I’m spending my day today

How I’m spending my day today

How I: How I Got Better At Debugging
How I: How I Got Better At Debugging

How I Got Better At Debugging

How I: jayofolympus: valsore: silver-millennial: mandalorianreynolds: icantwritegood: 3hunnitcreditscore: chantosakura: cliomancer: bunjywunjy: rjzimmerman: From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA: Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy Plot-essential NPC. I’m dying at the fact that he looks only like…mildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most. “Well shit, this is not how I expected to spend my day” the coyote on the highway like I feel slightly bad for laughing so much… But, uh, luck of a Trickster God indeed; The roadrunner got away this time Anyone can accidentally hit an animal. But you FUCKING STOP TO CHECK ON IT. Maybe it´s not dead, Maybe it´s injured and needs help, maybe he´s suffering. What the fuck is wrong with people! Not funny, not funny at all. Sometimes it’s just not feasible to stop. If you’re on the highway or somewhere else where it would be dangerous to stop, then you just have to keep going and hope the animal is okay
How I: jayofolympus:
valsore:


silver-millennial:

mandalorianreynolds:


icantwritegood:

3hunnitcreditscore:

chantosakura:

cliomancer:

bunjywunjy:

rjzimmerman:

From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA:
Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox

FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy

Plot-essential NPC.


I’m dying at the fact that he looks only like…mildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most.



“Well shit, this is not how I expected to spend my day”

the coyote on the highway like



I feel slightly bad for laughing so much…
But, uh, luck of a Trickster God indeed;



The roadrunner got away this time

Anyone can accidentally hit an animal. But you FUCKING STOP TO CHECK ON IT. Maybe it´s not dead, Maybe it´s injured and needs help, maybe he´s suffering. What the fuck is wrong with people! Not funny, not funny at all.



Sometimes it’s just not feasible to stop. If you’re on the highway or somewhere else where it would be dangerous to stop, then you just have to keep going and hope the animal is okay

jayofolympus: valsore: silver-millennial: mandalorianreynolds: icantwritegood: 3hunnitcreditscore: chantosakura: cliomancer: bun...

How I: How I learnt to code
How I: How I learnt to code

How I learnt to code

How I: and thats how i lost my chance lol
How I: and thats how i lost my chance lol

and thats how i lost my chance lol

How I: How I spend my weekend
How I: How I spend my weekend

How I spend my weekend

How I: And that’s how I matched your mother
How I: And that’s how I matched your mother

And that’s how I matched your mother