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Hod: vet-and-wild The weird wavs l 've accidentally trained my cat to wake me up I can't stand animals that are obnoxious in the mornings when they want to get up and be fed. So, l've taken a pretty hard stance on ignoring obnoxious morning behavior to avoid reinforcing it. However, Garrus is a very fast learner, and he's noticed that there's a few things I'm really bad at ignoring. I've created the most bizarre alarm 1. Chowing on my phono oord. Ho only dooo it in tho morning when he wants me to get up. I've never seen him do it any other time. It's really hard for me to ignore my cat chewing on something plugged into an outlet. And so I have accidentally trained him to chew on it when I'm being stubborn and I don't want to get out of bed. Solution: unplug the phone and go back to sleep. 2. Swatting at my curtains. He likes to do it when he has the night zoomies and l'm trying to sleep instead of giving him attention. It's a really annoying sound. Like, REALLY annoying. And in my half-asleep state, my initial response was to grumble and tell him to knock it off. Didn't work so well for a cat that is doing an obnoxious behavior to get attention He didn't care that I was yelling at him-he was getting the attention he wanted. The one time l was just too exhausted to deal with him and didn't respond, he gave up pretty quickly. That'o whon I roalizod ho'd boon playing mo. Now I juot ignore it and he stops pretty fast. 3. Changing the temperature on my snake's HerpStat. I don't even know how he started this one, but one day I was lounging in my bed in the morning and I heard the HerpStat beeping like it does when the temp has been changed. And l panicked because I didn't want my snake being burnt to a crisp! Big mistake. My sudden movement out of bed reinforced Garrus, and for the next few days l'd wake up to beeping. I don't know if he was biting it, or nudging it, or what but my attempts to scold him only caused him to make happy "murrrrp" noises because I was acknowledging his presence. I have now placed the HerpStat in a high open drawer so he can't reach it. But I'm still kind of in shock that he learned to do this. Little punk. l think Pavlov is laughing at me clickercake Accidentally reinforced behaviors are an absolute riot clickerpunk Omg my mornings are EXACTLY like this. But my cat has discovered that if she scratches the floor i shoot out of bed because i dont want her peeing on the floor or something.. The moment i sit up in bed she goes "brrrp!" because im awake.. Damn smart cats Source: vet-and-wild 287 notes Cat training
Hod: vet-and-wild
 The weird wavs l 've
 accidentally trained my
 cat to wake me up
 I can't stand animals that are obnoxious in the mornings when
 they want to get up and be fed. So, l've taken a pretty hard
 stance on ignoring obnoxious morning behavior to avoid
 reinforcing it. However, Garrus is a very fast learner, and he's
 noticed that there's a few things I'm really bad at ignoring. I've
 created the most bizarre alarm
 1. Chowing on my phono oord. Ho only dooo it in tho morning
 when he wants me to get up. I've never seen him do it any
 other time. It's really hard for me to ignore my cat chewing on
 something plugged into an outlet. And so I have accidentally
 trained him to chew on it when I'm being stubborn and I don't
 want to get out of bed. Solution: unplug the phone and go
 back to sleep.
 2. Swatting at my curtains. He likes to do it when he has the
 night zoomies and l'm trying to sleep instead of giving him
 attention. It's a really annoying sound. Like, REALLY
 annoying. And in my half-asleep state, my initial response
 was to grumble and tell him to knock it off. Didn't work so well
 for a cat that is doing an obnoxious behavior to get attention
 He didn't care that I was yelling at him-he was getting the
 attention he wanted. The one time l was just too exhausted to
 deal with him and didn't respond, he gave up pretty quickly.
 That'o whon I roalizod ho'd boon playing mo. Now I juot
 ignore it and he stops pretty fast.
 3. Changing the temperature on my snake's HerpStat. I don't
 even know how he started this one, but one day I was
 lounging in my bed in the morning and I heard the HerpStat
 beeping like it does when the temp has been changed. And l
 panicked because I didn't want my snake being burnt to a
 crisp! Big mistake. My sudden movement out of bed
 reinforced Garrus, and for the next few days l'd wake up to
 beeping. I don't know if he was biting it, or nudging it, or what
 but my attempts to scold him only caused him to make happy
 "murrrrp" noises because I was acknowledging his presence. I
 have now placed the HerpStat in a high open drawer so he
 can't reach it. But I'm still kind of in shock that he learned to
 do this. Little punk.
 l think Pavlov is laughing at me
 clickercake
 Accidentally reinforced behaviors are an absolute riot
 clickerpunk
 Omg my mornings are EXACTLY like this. But my cat has
 discovered that if she scratches the floor i shoot out of bed
 because i dont want her peeing on the floor or something..
 The moment i sit up in bed she goes "brrrp!" because im
 awake.. Damn smart cats
 Source: vet-and-wild
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Cat training

Cat training

Hod: To The Cockless Queefbag Who Hod My Vehicle Unlawfully Towed Last Night, Jan 23 That's right. Unlawfully. This is not a signed lot. And yes, I had paying for the privilege to park here on my lease like everyone every right to be there with or without signage, as I was else. But you, you self righteous, vacuous piece of genetic plankton, took it upon yourself to have me towed. Did I mention I have a fucking pneumonia and was scheduled to be in the hospital today? Did you know I missed my window to get my medication? Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole? Did you also know that the "Tow King" is required by law to provide me with your name and address and that soon-oh very soon-you and I will have words. I suspect you're also the gutless pile of shit who keeps kicking in my tires and spitting on my car. You fucking sociopath. If my dashcam ever catches you doing that shit, every pair of shoes you wear from now on will be attached to your goddamn kneecaps. Since I know you're too gutless to come forward I'm going to let you sit while I file the necessary paperwork to have you taken to small claims court where you will be required to pay not just my fees, but the fees of Mac Properties who had to bail my car out for unlawful detainment. And you can sit and think about what fun, clever thing I'm going to do to get evern with you, you gutless little shit. Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole?
Hod: To The Cockless Queefbag Who Hod My Vehicle Unlawfully
 Towed Last Night, Jan 23
 That's right. Unlawfully. This is not a signed lot. And yes, I had
 paying for the privilege to park here on my lease like everyone
 every right to be there with or without signage, as I was
 else. But you, you self righteous, vacuous piece of genetic
 plankton, took it upon yourself to have me towed. Did I
 mention I have a fucking pneumonia and was scheduled to be
 in the hospital today? Did you know I missed my window to
 get my medication? Did you know that you are, in fact, a
 dickless asshole?
 Did you also know that the "Tow King" is required by law to
 provide me with your name and address and that soon-oh
 very soon-you and I will have words. I suspect you're also
 the gutless pile of shit who keeps kicking in my tires and
 spitting on my car. You fucking sociopath. If my dashcam ever
 catches you doing that shit, every pair of shoes you wear from
 now on will be attached to your goddamn kneecaps.
 Since I know you're too gutless to come forward I'm going to
 let you sit while I file the necessary paperwork to have you
 taken to small claims court where you will be required to pay
 not just my fees, but the fees of Mac Properties who had to
 bail my car out for unlawful detainment. And you can sit and
 think about what fun, clever thing I'm going to do to get evern
 with you, you gutless little shit.
Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole?

Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole?

Hod: To The Cockless Queefbag Who Hod My Vehicle Unlawfully Towed Last Night, Jan 23 That's right. Unlawfully. This is not a signed lot. And yes, I had paying for the privilege to park here on my lease like everyone every right to be there with or without signage, as I was else. But you, you self righteous, vacuous piece of genetic plankton, took it upon yourself to have me towed. Did I mention I have a fucking pneumonia and was scheduled to be in the hospital today? Did you know I missed my window to get my medication? Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole? Did you also know that the "Tow King" is required by law to provide me with your name and address and that soon-oh very soon-you and I will have words. I suspect you're also the gutless pile of shit who keeps kicking in my tires and spitting on my car. You fucking sociopath. If my dashcam ever catches you doing that shit, every pair of shoes you wear from now on will be attached to your goddamn kneecaps. Since I know you're too gutless to come forward I'm going to let you sit while I file the necessary paperwork to have you taken to small claims court where you will be required to pay not just my fees, but the fees of Mac Properties who had to bail my car out for unlawful detainment. And you can sit and think about what fun, clever thing I'm going to do to get evern with you, you gutless little shit. Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole?
Hod: To The Cockless Queefbag Who Hod My Vehicle Unlawfully
 Towed Last Night, Jan 23
 That's right. Unlawfully. This is not a signed lot. And yes, I had
 paying for the privilege to park here on my lease like everyone
 every right to be there with or without signage, as I was
 else. But you, you self righteous, vacuous piece of genetic
 plankton, took it upon yourself to have me towed. Did I
 mention I have a fucking pneumonia and was scheduled to be
 in the hospital today? Did you know I missed my window to
 get my medication? Did you know that you are, in fact, a
 dickless asshole?
 Did you also know that the "Tow King" is required by law to
 provide me with your name and address and that soon-oh
 very soon-you and I will have words. I suspect you're also
 the gutless pile of shit who keeps kicking in my tires and
 spitting on my car. You fucking sociopath. If my dashcam ever
 catches you doing that shit, every pair of shoes you wear from
 now on will be attached to your goddamn kneecaps.
 Since I know you're too gutless to come forward I'm going to
 let you sit while I file the necessary paperwork to have you
 taken to small claims court where you will be required to pay
 not just my fees, but the fees of Mac Properties who had to
 bail my car out for unlawful detainment. And you can sit and
 think about what fun, clever thing I'm going to do to get evern
 with you, you gutless little shit.
Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole?

Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole?

Hod: why is this so damn funny like i am choking on tears this is just hilarious oh my hod
Hod: why is this so damn funny like i am choking on tears this is just hilarious oh my hod

why is this so damn funny like i am choking on tears this is just hilarious oh my hod

Hod: To The Cockless Queefbag Who Hod My Vehicle Unlawfully Towed Last Night, Jan 23 That's right. Unlawfully. This is not a signed lot. And yes, I had paying for the privilege to park here on my lease like everyone every right to be there with or without signage, as I was else. But you, you self righteous, vacuous piece of genetic plankton, took it upon yourself to have me towed. Did I mention I have a fucking pneumonia and was scheduled to be in the hospital today? Did you know I missed my window to get my medication? Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole? Did you also know that the "Tow King" is required by law to provide me with your name and address and that soon-oh very soon-you and I will have words. I suspect you're also the gutless pile of shit who keeps kicking in my tires and spitting on my car. You fucking sociopath. If my dashcam ever catches you doing that shit, every pair of shoes you wear from now on will be attached to your goddamn kneecaps. Since I know you're too gutless to come forward I'm going to let you sit while I file the necessary paperwork to have you taken to small claims court where you will be required to pay not just my fees, but the fees of Mac Properties who had to bail my car out for unlawful detainment. And you can sit and think about what fun, clever thing I'm going to do to get evern with you, you gutless little shit. Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole?
Hod: To The Cockless Queefbag Who Hod My Vehicle Unlawfully
 Towed Last Night, Jan 23
 That's right. Unlawfully. This is not a signed lot. And yes, I had
 paying for the privilege to park here on my lease like everyone
 every right to be there with or without signage, as I was
 else. But you, you self righteous, vacuous piece of genetic
 plankton, took it upon yourself to have me towed. Did I
 mention I have a fucking pneumonia and was scheduled to be
 in the hospital today? Did you know I missed my window to
 get my medication? Did you know that you are, in fact, a
 dickless asshole?
 Did you also know that the "Tow King" is required by law to
 provide me with your name and address and that soon-oh
 very soon-you and I will have words. I suspect you're also
 the gutless pile of shit who keeps kicking in my tires and
 spitting on my car. You fucking sociopath. If my dashcam ever
 catches you doing that shit, every pair of shoes you wear from
 now on will be attached to your goddamn kneecaps.
 Since I know you're too gutless to come forward I'm going to
 let you sit while I file the necessary paperwork to have you
 taken to small claims court where you will be required to pay
 not just my fees, but the fees of Mac Properties who had to
 bail my car out for unlawful detainment. And you can sit and
 think about what fun, clever thing I'm going to do to get evern
 with you, you gutless little shit.
Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole?

Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole?

Hod: A. MIDTERM EXAM PART 2 (70 points) one of the following questions Circle your choice and write a your thesis. Use direct quotes when appropriate and make wure 3-4 page coberest. OPTION A: Many of Shakespeare's works contain similar elements, themes, and plot points Compare and contrast these similarities for two of the assigned plays. Cite specific examples as generalized answers will not receive full credit OPTION B: (Note: A Midsummer Night's Dream is not acceptable for this question) For one of the assigned tragedies, explore the feasibility of it occurring in a modern setting. Would advances in technology, communication, and other factors overcome the negative, yet timeless, concepts of human nature displayed in that play? In . of Sheke spente's most famous PlayS OfhellaMd of rash and hstily mde deesms, There s on under ly n motal of Ptudlence illustichawbolling effets of prudence ustred by shw bolling effects f r choices, ltiatly lminating in Romes foo l is h vicide monets before Juliet awakes, nd elio kling vis Lommon Sense hod been applied at preuous ses hese trag c have never Med etielǐped 3 all benesty, I am already betee witk his tpe. wont to finish this ssan fairly sure eu den' elly ead these, so I'm just geng t, Potknough words down make i+ seem like工_oteatot while 1 k:ll tine. nanng heol Sche wds that thyhe with timtCrme, dint, mime Taby nesale funny, chime, ine tw dude you Klow uheth has lime iSprte, t ke lemon lime.I covld fel yo for one of those about n bit Nt Seta Mist jistらit the Sme. It tres too hard to be sprte but This kid. Read the second paragraph, and then check out his grade.
Hod: A.
 MIDTERM EXAM
 PART 2 (70 points)
 one of the following questions Circle your choice and write a
 your thesis. Use direct quotes when appropriate and make wure
 3-4 page coberest.
 OPTION A:
 Many of Shakespeare's works contain similar elements, themes, and plot points
 Compare and contrast these similarities for two of the assigned plays. Cite specific
 examples as generalized answers will not receive full credit
 OPTION B: (Note: A Midsummer Night's Dream is not acceptable for this question)
 For one of the assigned tragedies, explore the feasibility of it occurring in a
 modern setting. Would advances in technology, communication, and other factors
 overcome the negative, yet timeless, concepts of human nature displayed in that play?
 In . of Sheke spente's most famous PlayS OfhellaMd
 of rash and hstily mde deesms, There s on under ly n
 motal of Ptudlence illustichawbolling effets
 of prudence ustred by
 shw bolling effects f
 r choices, ltiatly lminating in Romes foo l is h
 vicide monets before Juliet awakes, nd elio kling vis
 Lommon Sense hod been applied at preuous ses hese trag c
 have never Med etielǐped
 3
 all benesty, I am already betee witk his tpe.
 wont to finish this ssan fairly sure eu den' elly
 ead these, so I'm just geng t, Potknough words down
 make i+ seem like工_oteatot while 1 k:ll tine. nanng
 heol Sche wds that thyhe with timtCrme, dint,
 mime Taby nesale funny, chime, ine tw dude you Klow uheth
 has lime iSprte, t ke lemon lime.I covld fel
 yo for one of those about n bit Nt Seta Mist
 jistらit the Sme. It tres too hard to be sprte but
This kid. Read the second paragraph, and then check out his grade.

This kid. Read the second paragraph, and then check out his grade.

Hod: guy wanted to sell his computer to afford surgery for his dog Aaron Maddigan BuyiSelliSWaP PC Parts (AU Need to sell my pride and joy to help fund my dogs needed surgery System is in very good condition Microsoft WndowS 10 Pro 64B Corsair 750D(With high aiflow facia) NXT 51 Liquid CPU Cooler ASUS RDG Maximus V Hero LGA1150 Crucial Ballstix Elne 3268 1866(BGB x4) ASUS Nvidia GTX680 DC2 4GB Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD (OS) Western Digtal Green 2TB HOD Western Digtal VelociRaptor 150GB HDD x2 ASUS PCE-AC68 Wireless Adapter Thermatake Ring Fan x 5 (Reo) ASUS PB2780 27 1440p Monor (2560 x1440 Razer Mamba Toumament Edition Mouse Razer Blackwidow Tournament Edition Keyboard AARON MADDİGAN BUY/SWAP/SELL The dog ruptured her ACL and is unable to walk due to the joint becoming unstable. Many good lads stepped in to help him David Hey mate whats your PayPal? i tp you 105 even though ns not much but if its for ฮ good purpose PMmesome pics of your dog CyrusMatepm ma your gofundma. Il slip you a hunga But the biggest help of them all... was this guy: Tom Hey mate, i just paid the remainder $1980 to have you dog back to good heath buddy, hope you have an awesome Saturday might and your itle man gets better you chack your gofundme i should be even at 52000 now if you get a chance to fick the good kama back round to somsone make sura you do Like Raply 0 162 2 hrs Edbed Tom These dogs are my lie mate, kuda and Coco and I dont knw Hare a good salt night bud and I hope your lil man gats batte Like Reply 0.4 2hrs $2,000 of $2,000 goal Ralsed by 2 people in 3 days I got two dogs mate, Idon't no what id do with myself if i lost them, more than happy to pay the full amount to help get your best friend better, hope you ave a great Sat night buddy She'll be back on her feet Sorry for the long post. Here's a dog potato. An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.
Hod: guy wanted to sell his
 computer to afford
 surgery for his dog
 Aaron Maddigan BuyiSelliSWaP PC Parts (AU
 Need to sell my pride and joy to help fund my dogs needed surgery
 System is in very good condition
 Microsoft WndowS 10 Pro 64B
 Corsair 750D(With high aiflow facia)
 NXT 51 Liquid CPU Cooler
 ASUS RDG Maximus V Hero LGA1150
 Crucial Ballstix Elne 3268 1866(BGB x4)
 ASUS Nvidia GTX680 DC2 4GB
 Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD (OS)
 Western Digtal Green 2TB HOD
 Western Digtal VelociRaptor 150GB HDD x2
 ASUS PCE-AC68 Wireless Adapter
 Thermatake Ring Fan x 5 (Reo)
 ASUS PB2780 27 1440p Monor (2560 x1440
 Razer Mamba Toumament Edition Mouse
 Razer Blackwidow Tournament Edition Keyboard
 AARON MADDİGAN
 BUY/SWAP/SELL
 The dog ruptured her ACL
 and is unable to walk due
 to the joint becoming
 unstable.
 Many good lads stepped in
 to help him
 David Hey mate whats your PayPal? i tp you 105 even though ns
 not much but if its for ฮ good purpose PMmesome pics of your dog
 CyrusMatepm ma your gofundma. Il slip you a hunga
 But the biggest help of
 them all... was this guy:
 Tom Hey mate, i just paid the remainder $1980 to have you dog
 back to good heath buddy, hope you have an awesome Saturday might
 and your itle man gets better
 you chack your gofundme i should be even at 52000 now if you get a
 chance to fick the good kama back round to somsone make sura you do
 Like Raply 0 162 2 hrs Edbed
 Tom These dogs are my lie mate, kuda and Coco and I dont knw
 Hare a good salt night bud and I hope your lil man gats batte
 Like Reply 0.4 2hrs
 $2,000 of $2,000 goal
 Ralsed by 2 people in 3 days
 I got two dogs mate, Idon't no what id do with
 myself if i lost them, more than happy to pay the
 full amount to help get your best friend better,
 hope you ave a great Sat night buddy
 She'll be back on her feet
 Sorry for the long post.
 Here's a dog potato.
An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.

An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.