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Confused, Juice, and Respect: Gilgamesh left no maiden to her mother, no girl to her betrothed, no bride to her husband. Every maiden did he know. He did lust after all the maidens. His lust was unbounded. <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176360778849/celtsoffate-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://celtsoffate.tumblr.com/post/175928033780/cuchuchillin-maid-of-timey-wimey" class="tumblr_blog">celtsoffate</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175927884876/maid-of-timey-wimey-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://maid-of-timey-wimey.tumblr.com/post/175926916660/cuchuchillin-cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide" class="tumblr_blog">maid-of-timey-wimey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175918446236/cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide-your-wives-the-og" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchulainnisafraidofboobs.tumblr.com/post/175917966867/hide-your-wives-the-og-thot-is-in-town" class="tumblr_blog">cuchulainnisafraidofboobs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hide your wives the OG thot is in town</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b09d1b7cda3197820025eb6ea76394/tumblr_pbx0sxYgZF1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"/></figure><p>Gilgamesh and Cú Chulainn solidarity </p> </blockquote> <p>I like the image but at least Cú Chulainn only went for ladies who wanted him back (granted, that was basically all of them.)</p> </blockquote> <p>Gilgamesh: *sexually harasses women*</p> <p>Cú Chulainn, who drinks respect women juice with every meal: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c89e5e16ea5bf86f1700d26859541eaa/tumblr_pbxg8lPSUu1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is the first thing I see when I open my dash. I’m both confused and amused </p> </blockquote> <p>Cu Chulainn: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS</p><p>Gilgamesh: IF SHE BREATHES SHE’S A THOT<br/></p></blockquote>
Confused, Juice, and Respect: Gilgamesh left no maiden to her
 mother, no girl to her betrothed, no
 bride to her husband. Every maiden
 did he know. He did lust after all the
 maidens. His lust was unbounded.
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176360778849/celtsoffate-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://celtsoffate.tumblr.com/post/175928033780/cuchuchillin-maid-of-timey-wimey" class="tumblr_blog">celtsoffate</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175927884876/maid-of-timey-wimey-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://maid-of-timey-wimey.tumblr.com/post/175926916660/cuchuchillin-cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide" class="tumblr_blog">maid-of-timey-wimey</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175918446236/cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide-your-wives-the-og" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://cuchulainnisafraidofboobs.tumblr.com/post/175917966867/hide-your-wives-the-og-thot-is-in-town" class="tumblr_blog">cuchulainnisafraidofboobs</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Hide your wives the OG thot is in town</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b09d1b7cda3197820025eb6ea76394/tumblr_pbx0sxYgZF1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"/></figure><p>Gilgamesh and Cú Chulainn solidarity </p>
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<p>I like the image but at least Cú Chulainn only went for ladies who wanted him back (granted, that was basically all of them.)</p>
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<p>Gilgamesh: *sexually harasses women*</p>
<p>Cú Chulainn, who drinks respect women juice with every meal: </p>
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<p>This is the first thing I see when I open my dash. I’m both confused and amused </p>
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<p>Cu Chulainn: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS</p><p>Gilgamesh: IF SHE BREATHES SHE’S A THOT<br/></p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176360778849/celtsoffate-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p...

Ass, Big Titties, and Booty: Small tiddies w/ big booty is better than big tiddy w/ small booty CHANGE MY MIND Niggas want to shit on big titties girls till the cops pull you over and you need to hide that 8th of weed in the glove compartment. Nah for tho, Big tittle committee stand up. Woman should be respected regardless of whether they are teenage boy or got big titties. Big booty girls overrated, like we get it you can make it clap with ease and your ass swallows up your under wear string but does your booty stink tho? I can’t even reach my back when I shower how you pose to dig up in that thang and clean it? I never trusted big booty bitches from since the time I downloaded it on my House computer from lime wire and it gave my computers aids. Big titties girls have pillows on they chest. When she lay down her titties spread out like melted ice cream. If she watching Netflix and your tired just put a tittie over your head and call it a night. They got noise canceling abilities for those tough nights. You ever grab a tittle while falling down some steps it’s a life saver fam. I don’t even like when big booty girls ride me. Ass coming down with so much force you fuck around and put my legs to sleep. My grandpa use to tell me “ if she thick you gone come Quick truest shit I ever heard the OG said. I came for a good time not a long time.
Ass, Big Titties, and Booty: Small tiddies w/ big booty
 is better than
 big tiddy w/ small booty
 CHANGE MY MIND
Niggas want to shit on big titties girls till the cops pull you over and you need to hide that 8th of weed in the glove compartment. Nah for tho, Big tittle committee stand up. Woman should be respected regardless of whether they are teenage boy or got big titties. Big booty girls overrated, like we get it you can make it clap with ease and your ass swallows up your under wear string but does your booty stink tho? I can’t even reach my back when I shower how you pose to dig up in that thang and clean it? I never trusted big booty bitches from since the time I downloaded it on my House computer from lime wire and it gave my computers aids. Big titties girls have pillows on they chest. When she lay down her titties spread out like melted ice cream. If she watching Netflix and your tired just put a tittie over your head and call it a night. They got noise canceling abilities for those tough nights. You ever grab a tittle while falling down some steps it’s a life saver fam. I don’t even like when big booty girls ride me. Ass coming down with so much force you fuck around and put my legs to sleep. My grandpa use to tell me “ if she thick you gone come Quick truest shit I ever heard the OG said. I came for a good time not a long time.

Niggas want to shit on big titties girls till the cops pull you over and you need to hide that 8th of weed in the glove compartment. Nah for...

Bad, Beautiful, and Comfortable: Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo 20h Shrek is a cautionary tale about how dating ugly, musty men because "it's what's on the inside that counts" will make you ugly and musty as well thank you for coming to my ted talk 90 ロ9,915 26.6K △ <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175726848039/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/175726495377/siryouarebeingmocked-itisoktobewhite" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/175726365629/itisoktobewhite-thecaucasianfilipino" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itisoktobewhite.tumblr.com/post/175292441966/thecaucasianfilipino-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">itisoktobewhite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecaucasianfilipino.tumblr.com/post/175288226813/the-darkest-of-souls-renegadebusiness" class="tumblr_blog">thecaucasianfilipino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287999760/renegadebusiness-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://renegadebusiness.tumblr.com/post/175287984641/the-darkest-of-souls-imsopopfly" class="tumblr_blog">renegadebusiness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287936730/imsopopfly-standard-dingo-abiggaynerd" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://imsopopfly.tumblr.com/post/175287778210/standard-dingo-abiggaynerd-bobavader" class="tumblr_blog">imsopopfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/172216617168/abiggaynerd-bobavader-biomerge-facts" class="tumblr_blog">standard-dingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://abiggaynerd.tumblr.com/post/172178298553/bobavader-biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">abiggaynerd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bobavader.tumblr.com/post/172172510100/biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck-am-i-seeing" class="tumblr_blog">bobavader</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://biomerge.tumblr.com/post/172167135896/facts-only" class="tumblr_blog">biomerge</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>facts only</p></blockquote> <p>Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek. </p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you </p> </blockquote> <p>OP is lord farquaad </p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you ogre Fiona is gorgeous</p> <p>The only ugly musty one in that entire movie was farquaad</p> </blockquote> <p>Is no one gonna point out that she’s ugly as fuck?</p> </blockquote> <p>Fiona is beautiful </p> </blockquote> <p>Not Fiona the chick tweeting </p> <p>That forehead ratio </p> </blockquote> <p>I disagree with Slenda Pappy’s choice in eye shadow. </p> </blockquote> <p>The movie goes out of its way again and again to show how much people hate ogres. Shrek goes on and on about how humans think hes some fat ugly monster. Fiona hates her ogre form saying pretty much the same thing. So when the wedding scene happens it really hits hard. And you realise you are beautiful. It doesn’t matter what other people think. Shreks “But you are beautiful” Has to be one of the best lines in the movie. </p> <p>Holy crap I wrote that about freakin shrek.</p> </blockquote> <p>At least it’s not Harry Potter again.</p> <p>Also, plenty of people think Ogre Fiona is hotter.</p> <p><strike>I’ve heard.</strike></p> </blockquote> <p>And why is “it’s what’s on the inside that counts” so bad? Why are you so opposed to it? Shrek was comfortable with who he was (in the first movie), and he taught Fiona to be comfortable with who she was. They were both interesting people worth befriending. </p> <p><br/></p> <p>Yes, the inside is important. </p> </blockquote> <p>OP seems to be equating “ugly, musty men” with genuinely awful men. Meanwhile implying that you shouldn’t look past a person’s appearance because it reflects on what kind of person they are, and their negativity will make you similarly a bad person. </p></blockquote> <p>Shrek‘s “but you are beautiful” always makes me tear up and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Shrek loved Fiona, but feared she would never accept him. Fiona love Shrek, but feared he would never accept her. Eventually they learned to be happy with who they are and accept each other. How in the hell do you miss the point that hard?</p>
Bad, Beautiful, and Comfortable: Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo 20h
 Shrek is a cautionary tale about how
 dating ugly, musty men because "it's
 what's on the inside that counts" will
 make you ugly and musty as well thank
 you for coming to my ted talk
 90 ロ9,915 26.6K △
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175726848039/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/175726495377/siryouarebeingmocked-itisoktobewhite" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/175726365629/itisoktobewhite-thecaucasianfilipino" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://itisoktobewhite.tumblr.com/post/175292441966/thecaucasianfilipino-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">itisoktobewhite</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thecaucasianfilipino.tumblr.com/post/175288226813/the-darkest-of-souls-renegadebusiness" class="tumblr_blog">thecaucasianfilipino</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287999760/renegadebusiness-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://renegadebusiness.tumblr.com/post/175287984641/the-darkest-of-souls-imsopopfly" class="tumblr_blog">renegadebusiness</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287936730/imsopopfly-standard-dingo-abiggaynerd" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://imsopopfly.tumblr.com/post/175287778210/standard-dingo-abiggaynerd-bobavader" class="tumblr_blog">imsopopfly</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/172216617168/abiggaynerd-bobavader-biomerge-facts" class="tumblr_blog">standard-dingo</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://abiggaynerd.tumblr.com/post/172178298553/bobavader-biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">abiggaynerd</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://bobavader.tumblr.com/post/172172510100/biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck-am-i-seeing" class="tumblr_blog">bobavader</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://biomerge.tumblr.com/post/172167135896/facts-only" class="tumblr_blog">biomerge</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>facts only</p></blockquote>

<p>Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek. </p>
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<p>Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you </p>
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<p>OP is lord farquaad </p>
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<p>Fuck you ogre Fiona is gorgeous</p>
<p>The only ugly musty one in that entire movie was farquaad</p>
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<p>Is no one gonna point out that she’s ugly as fuck?</p>
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<p>Fiona is beautiful </p>
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<p>Not Fiona the chick tweeting </p>
<p>That forehead ratio </p>
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<p>I disagree with Slenda Pappy’s choice in eye shadow. </p>
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<p>The movie goes out of its way again and again to show how much people hate ogres. Shrek goes on and on about how humans think hes some fat ugly monster. Fiona hates her ogre form saying pretty much the same thing. So when the wedding scene happens it really hits hard. And you realise you are beautiful. It doesn’t matter what other people think. Shreks “But you are beautiful” Has to be one of the best lines in the movie. </p>
<p>Holy crap I wrote that about freakin shrek.</p>
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<p>At least it’s not Harry Potter again.</p>
<p>Also, plenty of people think Ogre Fiona is hotter.</p>
<p><strike>I’ve heard.</strike></p>
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<p>And why is “it’s what’s on the inside that counts” so bad? Why are you so opposed to it? Shrek was comfortable with who he was (in the first movie), and he taught Fiona to be comfortable with who she was. They were both interesting people worth befriending. </p>
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<p>Yes, the inside is important. </p>
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<p>OP seems to be equating “ugly, musty men” with genuinely awful men. Meanwhile implying that you shouldn’t look past a person’s appearance because it reflects on what kind of person they are, and their negativity will make you similarly a bad person. </p></blockquote>

<p>Shrek‘s “but you are beautiful” always makes me tear up and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Shrek loved Fiona, but feared she would never accept him. Fiona love Shrek, but feared he would never accept her. Eventually they learned to be happy with who they are and accept each other. How in the hell do you miss the point that hard?</p>

<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175726848039/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>...