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Advice, Being Alone, and Anaconda: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior Highschool Students His Personal List Of Wisest Words..And They Make A Lot Of Sense. 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs is not one of them 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message. 3. Don't knock it till you try it 4. a stree performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck 5 Always use we when referring to your home 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Don't underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE. 8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should 9. Don't dumb yourself down. 10 You only get one chance to notice new hairout. 11 If you're staying more than one night, unpack 12. Never park in front of a bar 13. Expect the seat in front of you to redine. Prepare 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first cer, and first 15. Hold your heroes to a high standard. 17 Never lie to your doctor 18 All guns are 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they know. 20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it Even if it's only once. 21 Take and TV once vacation of your cell phone, internet, year 22. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good. 24 Don't linger in the doorway. in or out 25. If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short. 26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for 27 Never get your haircut the day of a special 28 Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth Ahways buy good shoes, tires and sheets. 29. Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it 30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak 31. Eat unch with the new kids 32. When traveling, keep your wits about you No 33. It's never too late for an apology. 34. Don't pose wth boore. It's unbecoming. 5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname. 37, When you marry someone, remember you marry 39. Under nocrcumstances should you ask ง woman 40. it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive up to t 41. Don't make a 42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet 44. Never glost 46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It'sa special day for her too 47. When opening presents, no one lices &a good guesver 48. Sympathy Is a crutch Never take ล limp. 49, Give credit, Take biame 50. Suck it up every now and then. 51. Never be the last one in the pool 52. Don't stare. 53. Address everyone that carries a firearm 54. Stand up to bulies, You only have to do it once. 55. fyoul've made your point, stop talking 56. Admit it when you're wrong 7. it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61. Forgive yoursef for your mistakes. 62. Know at least one good joke. 63. Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son one good meal 65, Leam to drive manual/stick shift. 66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over 67. It's okay to po to the movies by yourself 68. Dance with your mother/Tather 69. Don't lose your cool. Especialy at work 0. Always thank the host 71. It you don't understand, ask before it's too late. 72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's 73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt. 74. De a good ästener. Don't just take your turn to 5. eep your word, 76. In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand our immediately and come grade time it will oome in handy. 7. Carry your mother's begs, She carried you for 9 78. Be pacient with arport security. They are just 79. Don't be the talker in a movie. 80. The oppesite svex ikes people who shower. 81. You are what you da. Nat what you say 82. Learn to change tire 83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead 84. An hour with grandparents is time we spent. Ask for advice when you need it Don't itter 86, tf you have ฮ sister, get to know her 87. You won't always be the strongest or fastest. But you can't be the toughest 89. Duy the orange properties in Monopoly 90. Make the littie things count. 91 92. There is a fine line between loaking suitry and slutty. Find it 93. 94. You're never too old to need your Mom. Ladies, 2 you make the decision to wee hees on the first dste commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kil 96. Your dance moves might not be the best. but i promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime 100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard. epicjohndoe: Wise Words From A Smart Teacher
Advice, Being Alone, and Anaconda: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior
 Highschool Students His Personal
 List Of Wisest Words..And They
 Make A Lot Of Sense.
 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs
 is not one of them
 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
 3. Don't knock it till you try it
 4. a stree performer makes you stop walking, you
 owe him a buck
 5
 Always use we when referring to your home
 6.
 When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
 7.
 Don't underestimate free throws in a game of
 HORSE.
 8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should
 9. Don't dumb yourself down.
 10 You only get one chance to notice new
 hairout.
 11 If you're staying more than one night, unpack
 12. Never park in front of a bar
 13. Expect the seat in front of you to redine.
 Prepare
 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first cer, and
 first
 15.
 Hold your heroes to a high standard.
 17 Never lie to your doctor
 18 All guns are
 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they
 know.
 20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it
 Even if it's only once.
 21
 Take
 and TV once
 vacation of your cell phone, internet,
 year
 22.
 Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good.
 24
 Don't linger in the doorway. in or out
 25.
 If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself
 short.
 26.
 If you want to know what makes you unique,
 sit for
 27 Never get your haircut the day of a
 special
 28 Be mindful of what comes between you and
 the Earth Ahways buy good shoes, tires and
 sheets.
 29. Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it
 30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak
 31. Eat unch with the new kids
 32. When traveling, keep your wits about you No
 33. It's never too late for an apology.
 34. Don't pose wth boore. It's unbecoming.
 5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT
 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname.
 37, When you marry someone, remember you marry
 39.
 Under nocrcumstances should you ask ง woman
 40. it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive
 up to t
 41. Don't make a
 42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet
 44. Never glost
 46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It'sa
 special day for her too
 47. When opening presents, no one lices &a good
 guesver
 48. Sympathy Is a crutch Never take ล limp.
 49, Give credit, Take biame
 50. Suck it up every now and then.
 51. Never be the last one in the pool
 52. Don't stare.
 53. Address everyone that carries a firearm
 54. Stand up to bulies, You only have to do it once.
 55. fyoul've made your point, stop talking
 56. Admit it when you're wrong
 7. it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done
 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them
 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
 61. Forgive yoursef for your mistakes.
 62. Know at least one good joke.
 63. Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son
 one good meal
 65,
 Leam to drive manual/stick shift.
 66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over
 67. It's okay to po to the movies by yourself
 68. Dance with your mother/Tather
 69. Don't lose your cool. Especialy at work
 0. Always thank the host
 71. It you don't understand, ask before it's too late.
 72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's
 73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt.
 74. De a good ästener. Don't just take your turn to
 5. eep your word,
 76.
 In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand
 our immediately and come grade time it will oome in
 handy.
 7. Carry your mother's begs, She carried you for 9
 78. Be pacient with arport security. They are just
 79. Don't be the talker in a movie.
 80. The oppesite svex ikes people who shower.
 81. You are what you da. Nat what you say
 82. Learn to change tire
 83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead
 84.
 An hour with grandparents is time we
 spent. Ask for
 advice when you need it
 Don't itter
 86,
 tf you have ฮ sister, get to know her
 87. You won't always be the strongest or
 fastest. But you can't be the toughest
 89. Duy the orange properties in Monopoly
 90. Make the littie things count.
 91
 92. There is a fine line between loaking suitry
 and slutty. Find it
 93.
 94.
 You're never too old to need your Mom.
 Ladies,
 2 you make the decision to wee
 hees on the first dste commit to keeping
 them on and keeping your trap shut about
 how much your feet kil
 96.
 Your dance moves might not be the best.
 but i promise making a fool of yourself is
 more fun than sitting on the bench alone
 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime
 100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and
 punch hard.
epicjohndoe:

Wise Words From A Smart Teacher

epicjohndoe: Wise Words From A Smart Teacher

Anaconda, cnn.com, and Fbi: Trump Directs Declassification of Documents, Text Messages Related to Russia Probe bloomberg.com submitted 35 minutes ago b 366 comments share save hide give gold report crosspost hide all child comments sorted by: best you are viewing a single comment's thread view the rest of the commentsview the full context Tennessee [score hidden] 29 minutes ago I think he's doing this to get right-wing media to start spinning and discrediting in advance of the inevitable permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold REPLY hide child comments [score hidden] 22 minutes ago Trump regime and FOX build these non stories up over months then drop them, CNN and Liberals lose their minds over nothing and trump distracts and excites his base. It will all be forgotten tomorrow Just like the Nunes Memo etc permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold REPLY hide child comments -] mythstified -4 points 5 minutes ago (last edited 1 minute ago) Nunes memo eh? Know who hyped that one up? Democrats. They lost their MINDS that Trump was going to declas the memo and Schiff did everything he could to discredit the attempt, even an eleventh hour allegation that the Memo has been revised and needs to be reviewed again (despite the revisions being his own!) They cried holy havoc that declas would put people and methods in jeopardy Then it happens. And the aftermath was the delicious "THAT'S IT?" meme from James Comey. All the sudden Democrats try to save face calling it a Nothing burger, move along. Seems that folks like you forget the before and after. But I never forget. Now was the memo a nothing burger? Not at all. In fact, Schiff was rightfully worried. The memo is just the start in a long chain of disclosure that is leading up to today. It set the background for an action like Trump is making to be reasonable. It allowed people like you to naively not worry, expecting another Nunes Memo This isn't a memo though This is the PUDDING. This is the proof. This is the evidence. It doesn't get more real than this. This can't even be accused of spin, because this isn't Nunes writing it. This is the actual FISA warrant signed and sealed. This is your comic book heroes (Comey, McCabe, Strozk, maybe even Obama if we get so lucky) writing and endorsing it. Got your popcorn ready? Got your mind open? Russian collusion is about to blow up, some innocent looking people are about to be guilty as fuck, and all your hopes for Mueller to "get Trump" are about to go down in flames You're about to find out that the FBI used circular reasoning to justify the FISA by planting leaks in the MSM and then quoting their own leaks as justification to spy on American citizens, one in particular that was running for president This is the worst scandal in American politics ever. I 100% gaurantee this permalink source embed save save-RES parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY hide child comments score hidden] 3 minutes ago is this a copypasta or do you actually believe this shit? masstagger sides with the latter. logic with the former. permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold REPLY
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 Tennessee [score hidden] 29 minutes ago
 I think he's doing this to get right-wing media to start spinning and discrediting in advance of the inevitable
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 [score hidden] 22 minutes ago
 Trump regime and FOX build these non stories up over months then drop them, CNN and Liberals lose their minds
 over nothing and trump distracts and excites his base. It will all be forgotten tomorrow
 Just like the Nunes Memo etc
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold REPLY hide child comments
 -] mythstified -4 points 5 minutes ago (last edited 1 minute ago)
 Nunes memo eh? Know who hyped that one up? Democrats. They lost their MINDS that Trump was going to declas
 the memo and Schiff did everything he could to discredit the attempt, even an eleventh hour allegation that the Memo
 has been revised and needs to be reviewed again (despite the revisions being his own!)
 They cried holy havoc that declas would put people and methods in jeopardy
 Then it happens. And the aftermath was the delicious "THAT'S IT?" meme from James Comey. All the sudden
 Democrats try to save face calling it a Nothing burger, move along. Seems that folks like you forget the before and
 after. But I never forget.
 Now was the memo a nothing burger? Not at all. In fact, Schiff was rightfully worried. The memo is just the start in a
 long chain of disclosure that is leading up to today. It set the background for an action like Trump is making to be
 reasonable. It allowed people like you to naively not worry, expecting another Nunes Memo
 This isn't a memo though
 This is the PUDDING. This is the proof. This is the evidence. It doesn't get more real than this. This can't even be
 accused of spin, because this isn't Nunes writing it. This is the actual FISA warrant signed and sealed. This is your
 comic book heroes (Comey, McCabe, Strozk, maybe even Obama if we get so lucky) writing and endorsing it.
 Got your popcorn ready? Got your mind open?
 Russian collusion is about to blow up, some innocent looking people are about to be guilty as fuck, and all your hopes
 for Mueller to "get Trump" are about to go down in flames
 You're about to find out that the FBI used circular reasoning to justify the FISA by planting leaks in the MSM and then
 quoting their own leaks as justification to spy on American citizens, one in particular that was running for president
 This is the worst scandal in American politics ever.
 I 100% gaurantee this
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 is this a copypasta or do you actually believe this shit? masstagger sides with the latter. logic with the former.
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4chan, Comfortable, and Feminism: File: 646-c7 1fffdcd5e70be4867af).jpg (9 KB, 146x200) Anonymous (ID: DiRACAQP 09/15/18(Sat)22:11:06 No.6446567 As one of the most prolific serial killers who ever lived, Ted Bundy is a man to be admired, even worshiped. The fact that he was able to kill as many women as he did, a body count that possibly numbers in the hundreds, is more than enough to merit inclusion in this great Hall of Heroes women as Anonymous (ID: ORACAD)雪09/15/18(Sat)22:11:50 No.6446570 The abolition of all patriarchal restriction on female behavior, including socially enforced universal monogamy, has revealed the vicious, shallow, materialistic and one-dimensional nature of the human female; women reserve all their hatred and scorn for low status males who are subject to lookist discrimination and social Darwinism, while only demanding egalitarianism when it suits their agenda. Therefore, it is the opinion of this entire forum, that women deserve whatever they have coming to them, even to be killed in the most brutal manner imaginable and in large numbers. Unlike other men who kill women serially, what makes Ted Bundy such a role model and object of admiration was his ability to use his natural good looks to seduce women, then kill them afterwards. He used what women crave the most as a weapon against them. There are many men who envy a good-looking man's ability to effortlessly walk up to a woman, take her to a secluded location without arousing any suspicion, and then snap her neck with his bare hands or split her skull open with a blunt instrument. Other killers, like Gary Ridgeway, were physically repulsive and actively shunned by the opposite sex because of it; however, they got around this by going after the lowest kind of prostitute, the drug-addicted streetwalker 嚣 most as a weapon against the ary Ridgeway, were pysicaly Anonymous (ID: DIRACAQP09/15/18(Sat)22:12:24 No.6446573 Even though Ted Bundy killed hundreds of women across the continental USA, women around the world still thought he was attractive even though his exploits were a matter of public record. Women craved his high quality DNA so much that he was able to impregnate one of them while in custody. Subconsciously, women realize they deserve to be killed for abandoning monogamy and hastening t elessness, which always happens when a man gets too comfortable with doing something repetitively, he would have been able to kill thousands of women instead the decline of civilization by embracing women's emancipation and feminism. If it wasn't for Bundy's car Imagine what we could accomplish if we had an army of Ted Bundys: All of womankind on the North American continent would have been exterminated in a short period of time. We could use a few good men like Ted Bundy Anonymous (ID: RwiU609/15/18(Sat)22:21:00 No.6446590 And how many kills do you have, you fucking fruit loop? O Anonymous (ID: BURAD) 09/15/18(Sat)22:21:04 No.6446591- 21.04 No 6446591 alright we get it, you're retarded. you didn't need to write an essay about it.
4chan, Comfortable, and Feminism: File: 646-c7 1fffdcd5e70be4867af).jpg (9 KB, 146x200)
 Anonymous (ID: DiRACAQP 09/15/18(Sat)22:11:06 No.6446567
 As one of the most prolific serial killers who ever lived, Ted Bundy is a man to be admired, even worshiped. The fact that he was able to kill as many women as he did, a body count that possibly numbers in the hundreds, is more than enough to merit inclusion in this great Hall of
 Heroes
 women as
 Anonymous (ID: ORACAD)雪09/15/18(Sat)22:11:50 No.6446570
 The abolition of all patriarchal restriction on female behavior, including socially enforced universal monogamy, has revealed the vicious, shallow, materialistic and one-dimensional nature of the human female; women reserve all their hatred and scorn for low status males
 who are subject to lookist discrimination and social Darwinism, while only demanding egalitarianism when it suits their agenda. Therefore, it is the opinion of this entire forum, that women deserve whatever they have coming to them, even to be killed in the most brutal
 manner imaginable and in large numbers. Unlike other men who kill women serially, what makes Ted Bundy such a role model and object of admiration was his ability to use his natural good looks to seduce women, then kill them afterwards. He used what women crave
 the most as a weapon against them. There are many men who envy a good-looking man's ability to effortlessly walk up to a woman, take her to a secluded location without arousing any suspicion, and then snap her neck with his bare hands or split her skull open with a
 blunt instrument. Other killers, like Gary Ridgeway, were physically repulsive and actively shunned by the opposite sex because of it; however, they got around this by going after the lowest kind of prostitute, the drug-addicted streetwalker
 嚣
 most as a weapon against the ary Ridgeway, were pysicaly
 Anonymous (ID: DIRACAQP09/15/18(Sat)22:12:24 No.6446573
 Even though Ted Bundy killed hundreds of women across the continental USA, women around the world still thought he was attractive even though his exploits were a matter of public record. Women craved his high quality DNA so much that he was able to impregnate
 one of them while in custody. Subconsciously, women realize they deserve to be killed for abandoning monogamy and hastening t elessness, which always happens
 when a man gets too comfortable with doing something repetitively, he would have been able to kill thousands of women instead
 the decline of civilization by embracing women's emancipation and feminism. If it wasn't for Bundy's car
 Imagine what we could accomplish if we had an army of Ted Bundys: All of womankind on the North American continent would have been exterminated in a short period of time. We could use a few good men like Ted Bundy
 Anonymous (ID: RwiU609/15/18(Sat)22:21:00 No.6446590
 And how many kills do you have, you fucking fruit loop?
 O Anonymous (ID:
 BURAD)
 09/15/18(Sat)22:21:04 No.6446591-
 21.04 No 6446591
 alright we get it, you're retarded. you didn't need to write an essay about it.