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Her Tits: Patti Harrison @Party_Harderson "He started putting his penis near her vagina. It was BIG. His penis, that is. Not her vagina. THAT was small. Anyways, so his penis is starting to get near her vagina." -excerpt from the sexy kinky book I'm writing 18:01 29 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone Patti Harrison @Party Harderson once he put his penis near my vagina, THATS when I knew it was going in there soon Patti Harrison @Party_Harderson Then he asked with a smile on his amazing face 'Are you ready for my huge penis stuck in there? Your vagina? and that's when she said, "Yah" and it was time to get it put in Patti Harrison @Party Harderson Had a really really hard time figuring out the quotation marks on this one Patti Harrison @Party Harderson "She arched her back that was unshaved but was naturally hairless. Yes to this sex! She said about it He laughed his pleasure laugh. His Rod was inside & his balls were on the outside the way it ought to be Yes. She screamed each time the cock was in there pokin" Patti Harrison @Party_Harderson That's when he did a move she really liked a lot. He rolled her over on her hairless stomach. 'It's time for it from behind he said, naked Huh? I don't think she heard him It's time for it from behind' he repeated himself moaning during Nice!' She heard him this time Patti Harrison @Party_Harderson "Mmm you feel that?" she said getting it in her pussy "Yah it's really good! I love this it's amazing!" he yelled "Mmm really glad you like it." She said, pointing down to her pussy Patti Harrison @Party_Harderson THEN? She start riding on his penis on top of him as if he were a car & she was driving the car! "Awhaaawlm!" she moaned, the pleasure crazy like a big storm "My penis feels so good. It's hard & this life is crazy" smacking his lips "Yah" she nodded, her tits were there Patti Harrison @Party Harderson I abandoned the quotation mark format I started with because I myself could not comprehend it Mara "Get Rid of the Nazis" Wilson @MaraWilson Replying to @Party_Harderson Put me in rice 19:34 29 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone Christopher Sabat Replying to @Party Harderson Please let me know when you need a narrator for your audiobook. 7:32 30 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone NSFW - Patti Harrison Quotes Her Sexy Kinky Book
Her Tits: Patti Harrison
 @Party_Harderson
 "He started putting his penis near her
 vagina. It was BIG. His penis, that is. Not
 her vagina. THAT was small. Anyways, so
 his penis is starting to get near her vagina."
 -excerpt from the sexy kinky book
 I'm writing
 18:01 29 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone
 Patti Harrison
 @Party Harderson
 once he put his penis near my vagina,
 THATS when I knew it was going in
 there soon
 Patti Harrison
 @Party_Harderson
 Then he asked with a smile on his
 amazing face 'Are you ready for my huge
 penis stuck in there? Your vagina?
 and that's when she said, "Yah"
 and it was time to get it put in
 Patti Harrison
 @Party Harderson
 Had a really really hard time figuring out
 the quotation marks on this one
 Patti Harrison
 @Party Harderson
 "She arched her back that was unshaved
 but was naturally hairless. Yes to this sex!
 She said about it
 He laughed his pleasure laugh. His Rod
 was inside & his balls were on the outside
 the way it ought to be
 Yes. She screamed each time the cock
 was in there pokin"
 Patti Harrison
 @Party_Harderson
 That's when he did a move she really liked
 a lot. He rolled her over on her hairless
 stomach. 'It's time for it from behind
 he said, naked
 Huh? I don't think she heard him
 It's time for it from behind' he repeated
 himself moaning during
 Nice!' She heard him this time
 Patti Harrison
 @Party_Harderson
 "Mmm you feel that?" she said getting
 it in her pussy
 "Yah it's really good! I love this it's
 amazing!" he yelled
 "Mmm really glad you like it." She said,
 pointing down to her pussy
 Patti Harrison
 @Party_Harderson
 THEN? She start riding on his penis on
 top of him as if he were a car & she was
 driving the car!
 "Awhaaawlm!" she moaned, the pleasure
 crazy like a big storm
 "My penis feels so good. It's hard & this life
 is crazy" smacking his lips
 "Yah" she nodded, her tits were there
 Patti Harrison
 @Party Harderson
 I abandoned the quotation mark format
 I started with because I myself could
 not comprehend it
 Mara "Get Rid of the Nazis" Wilson
 @MaraWilson
 Replying to @Party_Harderson
 Put me in rice
 19:34 29 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone
 Christopher Sabat
 Replying to @Party Harderson
 Please let me know when you need a
 narrator for your audiobook.
 7:32 30 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone
NSFW - Patti Harrison Quotes Her Sexy Kinky Book

NSFW - Patti Harrison Quotes Her Sexy Kinky Book

Her Tits: Patti Harrison @Party_Harderson "He started putting his penis near her vagina. It was BIG. His penis, that is. Not her vagina. THAT was small. Anyways, so his penis is starting to get near her vagina." -excerpt from the sexy kinky book I'm writing 18:01 29 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone Patti Harrison @Party_Harderson once he put his penis near my vagina, THAT'S when I knew it was going in there soon Patti Harrison @Party_Harderson "Then he asked with a smile on his amazing face 'Are you ready for my huge penis stuck in there? Your vagina?' and that's when she said, "Yah" and it was time to get it put in Patti Harrison @Party Harderson Had a really really hard time figuring out the quotation marks on this one Patti Harrison @Party_Harderson "She arched her back that was unshaved but was naturally hairless. 'Yes to this sex!' She said about it. He laughed his pleasure laugh. His Rod was inside & his balls were on the outside the way it ought to be 'Yes. She screamed each time the cock was in there pokin" Patti Harrison @Party_Harderson That's when he did a move she really liked a lot. He rolled her over on her hairless stomach. 'It's time for it from behind' he said, naked Huh?' I don't think she heard hinm It's time for it from behind' he repeated himself moaning during Nice!' She heard him this time Patti Harrison @Party Harderson "Mmm you feel that?" she said getting it in her pussy "Yah it's really good! I love this it's amazing!" he yelled "Mmm really glad you like it." She said, pointing down to her pussy Patti Harrison @Party_Harderson THEN? She start riding on his penis on top of him as if he were a car & she was driving the car! "Awhaaawlm!" she moaned, the pleasure crazy like a big stormm "My penis feels so good. It's hard & this life is crazy" smacking his lips "Yah" she nodded, her tits were there Patti Harrison @Party Harderson I abandoned the quotation mark format I started with because I myself could not comprehend it Mara "Get Rid of the Nazis" Wilson @MaraWilson Replying to @Party Harderson Put me in rice 19:34 29 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone Christopher Sabat Replying to@Party_Harderson Please let me know when you need a narrator for your audiobook. 7:32 30 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone NSFW - Patti Harrison Quotes Her Sexy Kinky Book
Her Tits: Patti Harrison
 @Party_Harderson
 "He started putting his penis near her
 vagina. It was BIG. His penis, that is. Not
 her vagina. THAT was small. Anyways, so
 his penis is starting to get near her vagina."
 -excerpt from the sexy kinky book
 I'm writing
 18:01 29 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone
 Patti Harrison
 @Party_Harderson
 once he put his penis near my vagina,
 THAT'S when I knew it was going in
 there soon
 Patti Harrison
 @Party_Harderson
 "Then he asked with a smile on his
 amazing face 'Are you ready for my huge
 penis stuck in there? Your vagina?'
 and that's when she said, "Yah"
 and it was time to get it put in
 Patti Harrison
 @Party Harderson
 Had a really really hard time figuring out
 the quotation marks on this one
 Patti Harrison
 @Party_Harderson
 "She arched her back that was unshaved
 but was naturally hairless. 'Yes to this sex!'
 She said about it.
 He laughed his pleasure laugh. His Rod
 was inside & his balls were on the outside
 the way it ought to be
 'Yes. She screamed each time the cock
 was in there pokin"
 Patti Harrison
 @Party_Harderson
 That's when he did a move she really liked
 a lot. He rolled her over on her hairless
 stomach. 'It's time for it from behind'
 he said, naked
 Huh?' I don't think she heard hinm
 It's time for it from behind' he repeated
 himself moaning during
 Nice!' She heard him this time
 Patti Harrison
 @Party Harderson
 "Mmm you feel that?" she said getting
 it in her pussy
 "Yah it's really good! I love this it's
 amazing!" he yelled
 "Mmm really glad you like it." She said,
 pointing down to her pussy
 Patti Harrison
 @Party_Harderson
 THEN? She start riding on his penis on
 top of him as if he were a car & she was
 driving the car!
 "Awhaaawlm!" she moaned, the pleasure
 crazy like a big stormm
 "My penis feels so good. It's hard & this life
 is crazy" smacking his lips
 "Yah" she nodded, her tits were there
 Patti Harrison
 @Party Harderson
 I abandoned the quotation mark format
 I started with because I myself could
 not comprehend it
 Mara "Get Rid of the Nazis" Wilson
 @MaraWilson
 Replying to @Party Harderson
 Put me in rice
 19:34 29 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone
 Christopher Sabat
 Replying to@Party_Harderson
 Please let me know when you need a
 narrator for your audiobook.
 7:32 30 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone
NSFW - Patti Harrison Quotes Her Sexy Kinky Book

NSFW - Patti Harrison Quotes Her Sexy Kinky Book

Her Tits: @Dr_Sweets23 House was a weird show. Patients would be rushed the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems. And House would come in like "did you check his asshole for toothpicks?" And they'd be like "damn u right." 8/4/18, 1:43 PM 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch. Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂 There’s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because he’s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man who’s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House. That’s why I said “rarely“. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilson’s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that I’m complaining, I realize it’s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.
Her Tits: @Dr_Sweets23
 House was a weird show. Patients
 would be rushed the hospital with
 unexplained fevers and heart
 problems. And House would come in
 like "did you check his asshole for
 toothpicks?" And they'd be like
 "damn u right."
 8/4/18, 1:43 PM
 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
hst3000:
libertarirynn:

skepticphantom:

libertarirynn:

melonmemes:

Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫

I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. 

On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.

Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂

There’s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because he’s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man who’s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House.
That’s why I said “rarely“. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilson’s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that I’m complaining, I realize it’s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.

hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing th...

Her Tits: When ur the most lit one at the BBQ Helen is rolling her tits off. 😂😂😫😫🔥🔥. Go watch FULL episode link in bio 👆🏼 helphelensmash 🇺🇸
Her Tits: When ur the most lit one at the BBQ
Helen is rolling her tits off. 😂😂😫😫🔥🔥. Go watch FULL episode link in bio 👆🏼 helphelensmash 🇺🇸

Helen is rolling her tits off. 😂😂😫😫🔥🔥. Go watch FULL episode link in bio 👆🏼 helphelensmash 🇺🇸

Her Tits: Amazing Atheist Guy @amazingat... 3d Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who fucking says it? I guess I do. Sorry. Pitt Lefto @Jlongb0ne Replying to @amazingatheist why did this talented, oscar nominated actress picked to play a fictional character who started out with cone tiddies, develop normal breasts during puberty?! by my banana, I don't think you know who you're fucking with..." 6.22pm 13 Mar 2018- TweetDeck <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171846815967/jlongbone-spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171846707944/spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/171846543950/jlongbone-harbinger-of-reason-hes-right" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171845744174/harbinger-of-reason-hes-right-though-also" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://harbinger-of-reason.tumblr.com/post/171845554232/hes-right-though-also-oscars-mean-nothing" class="tumblr_blog">harbinger-of-reason</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He’s right though, also Oscars mean nothing.</p></blockquote> <p>so the defining trait of Lara Croft is tits and not her idk TOMB RAIDING? you’d watch the movie if she had huge tits sitting around the house? are fans standards that low? lolol</p> <p>“this indiana jones movie is fantastic! all he does is watch Diagnosis Murder with the sound all the way down, but at least he’s got his fedora!”<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>You missed the point of his video. The thing about Lara Croft is that she’s a total badass with huge tits. That she can can do crazy athletic feats while shooting a T-rex with duel Berettas with huge tits. That’s part of the escapism of the original Tomb Raider games.<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff89a25ead88ab5acd5cf9b7d36e36d/tumblr_inline_p5k0lnP6mD1vxc64r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I never played the games so I only knew her as the video game chick with the tits *shrug*.</p><p>It’s not a serious thing obvi.</p></blockquote> <p>Somehow I knew Lara Croft titty discourse was gonna happen</p>
Her Tits: Amazing Atheist Guy @amazingat...
 3d
 Do I have to be the asshole who says
 her tits are too small for me to see her
 as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that
 guy? Do I have to be the one who
 fucking says it?
 I guess I do. Sorry.
 Pitt Lefto
 @Jlongb0ne
 Replying to @amazingatheist
 why did this talented, oscar
 nominated actress picked to play a
 fictional character who started out
 with cone tiddies, develop normal
 breasts during puberty?! by my
 banana, I don't think you know who
 you're fucking with..."
 6.22pm 13 Mar 2018- TweetDeck
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171846815967/jlongbone-spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171846707944/spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/171846543950/jlongbone-harbinger-of-reason-hes-right" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171845744174/harbinger-of-reason-hes-right-though-also" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://harbinger-of-reason.tumblr.com/post/171845554232/hes-right-though-also-oscars-mean-nothing" class="tumblr_blog">harbinger-of-reason</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>He’s right though, also Oscars mean nothing.</p></blockquote>
<p>so the defining trait of Lara Croft is tits and not her idk TOMB RAIDING? you’d watch the movie if she had huge tits sitting around the house? are fans standards that low? lolol</p>
<p>“this indiana jones movie is fantastic! all he does is watch Diagnosis Murder with the sound all the way down, but at least he’s got his fedora!”<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>You missed the point of his video. The thing about Lara Croft is that she’s a total badass with huge tits. That she can can do crazy athletic feats while shooting a T-rex with duel Berettas with huge tits. That’s part of the escapism of the original Tomb Raider games.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff89a25ead88ab5acd5cf9b7d36e36d/tumblr_inline_p5k0lnP6mD1vxc64r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>I never played the games so I only knew her as the video game chick with the tits *shrug*.</p><p>It’s not a serious thing obvi.</p></blockquote>

<p>Somehow I knew Lara Croft titty discourse was gonna happen</p>

<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171846815967/jlongbone-spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog...

Her Tits: <p><a href="http://aardvarkianparadise.tumblr.com/post/164908930295/service-your-queen-september-2-2017-stream" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aardvarkianparadise</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2><b>Service Your Queen &amp; September 2, 2017 Stream</b></h2> <p><b><a href="http://images.lordaardvark.com/Nualia_Demanding.png" target="_blank">2160p</a></b></p> <p><i>When your Queen demands your service, it is not a request: you fuck her until she grows tired of your cock in her pussy. You fuck her until she grows tired of your cock in her ass. You let her blow you until she grows tired of your cock in her mouth. You let her stroke you until she grows of your cock between her tits. Only then do you return to your other duties as her slave. And if you fail to blow a load at any one stage, your workload will reflect your Queen’s dissatisfaction.</i></p> <p>So this post is a bit of a double-header - it is both a standalone poster release, <b>and</b> the announcement post for today’s stream.</p> <p>As you may be able to guess, today’s stream will be focusing on everyone’s favorite Dark Elf Queen.</p> <p>What are we doing, exactly? Well, I’ve discussed my breeding fetish fairly often in the past few months. But I haven’t actually <i>made</i> any breeding animations yet! Today, we’re fixing that: this stream will be focused on Nualia having one of her human pets breed her good, and breed her hard.</p> <p>I have discussed it with <b>Andrastae, </b>Nualia’s voice actress, and she really likes the idea of voicing Nualia being thirsty for a filthy human baby. And so we are going to put together a tiny little micro-video of just that. I don’t know how much we’ll get done on stream, but the final project will have the main sex animation, a conception animation using <b><a href="https://sfmlab.com/item/2219/" target="_blank">my abstract womb model</a></b>, and a stand-alone follow-up poster of Nualia fat with her pet’s child. And the video will be fully voiced.</p> <p>The animation itself will be a cross of the two GIFs. The actress is <b>Summer Brielle</b>, before anyone asks.</p> <p>This particular project is a part of what I am referring to as Fallen Throne’s “hyper-canon.” Which is to say that it is <b>technically</b> canon in my Fallen Throne universe, but it occurs outside of the main storyline of the series. Before or after is ambiguous, as is how far before or after the main storyline.</p> <p>So I think that’s enough blabbing. Let’s put a bun in that sexy chocolate oven!</p> <p><b><a href="https://picarto.tv/LordAardvarkSFM" target="_blank">Click here to join us on Picarto!</a></b></p> </blockquote>
Her Tits: <p><a href="http://aardvarkianparadise.tumblr.com/post/164908930295/service-your-queen-september-2-2017-stream" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aardvarkianparadise</a>:</p><blockquote>
<h2><b>Service Your Queen &amp; September 2, 2017 Stream</b></h2>
<p><b><a href="http://images.lordaardvark.com/Nualia_Demanding.png" target="_blank">2160p</a></b></p>
<p><i>When your Queen demands your service, it is not a request: you fuck her until she grows tired of your cock in her pussy. You fuck her until she grows tired of your cock in her ass. You let her blow you until she grows tired of your cock in her mouth. You let her stroke you until she grows of your cock between her tits. Only then do you return to your other duties as her slave. And if you fail to blow a load at any one stage, your workload will reflect your Queen’s dissatisfaction.</i></p>
<p>So this post is a bit of a double-header - it is both a standalone poster release, <b>and</b> the announcement post for today’s stream.</p>
<p>As you may be able to guess, today’s stream will be focusing on everyone’s favorite Dark Elf Queen.</p>
<p>What are we doing, exactly? Well, I’ve discussed my breeding fetish fairly often in the past few months. But I haven’t actually <i>made</i> any breeding animations yet! Today, we’re fixing that: this stream will be focused on Nualia having one of her human pets breed her good, and breed her hard.</p>
<p>I have discussed it with <b>Andrastae, </b>Nualia’s voice actress, and she really likes the idea of voicing Nualia being thirsty for a filthy human baby. And so we are going to put together a tiny little micro-video of just that. I don’t know how much we’ll get done on stream, but the final project will have the main sex animation, a conception animation using <b><a href="https://sfmlab.com/item/2219/" target="_blank">my abstract womb model</a></b>, and a stand-alone follow-up poster of Nualia fat with her pet’s child. And the video will be fully voiced.</p>
<p>The animation itself will be a cross of the two GIFs. The actress is <b>Summer Brielle</b>, before anyone asks.</p>
<p>This particular project is a part of what I am referring to as Fallen Throne’s “hyper-canon.” Which is to say that it is <b>technically</b> canon in my Fallen Throne universe, but it occurs outside of the main storyline of the series. Before or after is ambiguous, as is how far before or after the main storyline.</p>
<p>So I think that’s enough blabbing. Let’s put a bun in that sexy chocolate oven!</p>
<p><b><a href="https://picarto.tv/LordAardvarkSFM" target="_blank">Click here to join us on Picarto!</a></b></p>
</blockquote>

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