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Bobby Shmurda, Dude, and Tumblr: smoovelikewater: dipsetanthem: moderndaygrinder: Bobby Shmurda new song hard as hell Free them This still makes me laugh so hard dude really was jerking him around by his jacket 😭
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Bobby Shmurda, Dude, and Tumblr: smoovelikewater:

dipsetanthem:

moderndaygrinder:

Bobby Shmurda new song hard as hell

Free them

This still makes me laugh so hard dude really was jerking him around by his jacket 😭

smoovelikewater: dipsetanthem: moderndaygrinder: Bobby Shmurda new song hard as hell Free them This still makes me laugh so hard dude r...

America, Ass, and England: my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit motherfucking australia if there was a post to describe australia, this is it wait. you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird? that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up? fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you? wake up australia That's what birds do They fly around and fuck shit up Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit up a lite bitn It's cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel. Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they're going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called swooping season and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it's fucking brutal My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us. no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange what the actual fuck australia Hard NOPE. 0/10 would not Australia
America, Ass, and England: my friend left her
 window open in her
 bedroom and came
 back to find this
 look at his self-satisfied
 little face, the cheeky
 shit
 motherfucking australia
 if there was a post to
 describe australia, this is it
 wait.
 you mean to tell me this isn't
 even a pet bird?
 that in australia, you have wild
 birds that just fly from house to
 house with the express purpose
 of fucking shit up?
 fucking HELL australia, what is
 wrong with you?
 wake up australia
 That's what birds do
 They fly around and fuck shit up
 Do you have some kind of mysterious nice
 birds in your weird foreign country
 Do birds in America and England fly into
 your house and make the bed and tidy up
 the living room a little bit
 up
 a lite bitn
 It's cold here, so they just bounce off the
 windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically
 while you look for the shovel.
 Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst
 thing birds do
 yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at
 my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of
 the desk for a good 20 minutes
 why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there
 are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that
 they're going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called
 swooping season and these birds will fly down to peck your
 fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit,
 it's fucking brutal
 My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of
 swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the
 kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to
 kill us.
 no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the
 way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like
 branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is
 considered strange
 what the actual fuck australia
Hard NOPE. 0/10 would not Australia

Hard NOPE. 0/10 would not Australia

Being Alone, Anaconda, and Beautiful: now you kno! Crows are quite similar to humans isit their aging parents many y after they have left the nest. and v ears nowyoukno.com river-cottage-dweller: solitarelee: 221cbakerstreet: spookyrawr: rassoey: avianawareness: aph-romania: reallymisscoffee: dansknapp: stultiloquentia: doctormemelordmd: fangirling-so-hard-rn: Crows are scaryThey use tools Can be taught to speak (like parrots) Have huge brains for birds like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things they are scary smart at solving puzzles some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies they can remember faces SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES. They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns. Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q)  Yeah but have you seen this  A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free. Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree. Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before. That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.  Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.  That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick. Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring. that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful. Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.  this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.  i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance. a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth. i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son. Best birbs !! your son is Beautiful and Strong every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories Such little cutie pies 😍 not to be cliché but crows are 100% my favorite birbs
Being Alone, Anaconda, and Beautiful: now you kno!
 Crows are quite similar to humans
 isit their aging parents many y
 after they have left the nest.
 and v
 ears
 nowyoukno.com
river-cottage-dweller:
solitarelee:

221cbakerstreet:

spookyrawr:

rassoey:

avianawareness:

aph-romania:

reallymisscoffee:

dansknapp:

stultiloquentia:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 


A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.
Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.
That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 
Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 
That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.
Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 
i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.
a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.
i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

Best birbs !!


your son is Beautiful and Strong

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories


Such little cutie pies 😍 not to be cliché but crows are 100% my favorite birbs

river-cottage-dweller: solitarelee: 221cbakerstreet: spookyrawr: rassoey: avianawareness: aph-romania: reallymisscoffee: dansknapp: ...

Cars, Dad, and Fresh: ladypandacat abwatt thegreenwolf falsedetective falsedetective my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini i feel like i should've added more context when i posted this. my grandparents live in a rural area where farmers and casual gardeners alike are, at this point in the year, suddenly being hit with unexpectedly abundant zucchini crops. there aren't just some random vandals leaving zucchinis in people's cars for the hell of it, this is the work of some very exasperated, probably very elderly, folks who have more zucchini than they know what to do with Yep. You can also expect to find a bag of zucchini on your porch My grandfather once found his neighbor stealing his tomatoes out of his garden at three in the morning. Red-handed, with a basket of the nearly-ripened ones. He thought he was going to find gophers or something, but no, here's Henry, taking his tomatoes. The best ones There was a long pause between thenm My grandfather (allegedly) said, "Henry... it's OK. You can take some tomatoes if you want them." Henry sighed in relief "But," my grandfather said, "you have to take two zucchini for every tomato." There was another long silence. "That's a harsh bargain, John," said Henry. "But I accept. I'll tell Joe up the street, too." My grandfather said, "Tell Joe he needs to take three." a friend of my dad's came by in the middle of the night, he seemed very nervous when my dad answered the door. he wouldn't come inside but he leaned in and whispered to my dad in spanish, "i have some fresh grapes for you." and then this happened GAME SOPRY the melon was a special bonus The zucchini bandidtos
Cars, Dad, and Fresh: ladypandacat
 abwatt
 thegreenwolf
 falsedetective
 falsedetective
 my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they
 go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in
 to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini
 i feel like i should've added more context when i posted
 this. my grandparents live in a rural area where farmers
 and casual gardeners alike are, at this point in the year,
 suddenly being hit with unexpectedly abundant zucchini
 crops. there aren't just some random vandals leaving
 zucchinis in people's cars for the hell of it, this is the work
 of some very exasperated, probably very elderly, folks who
 have more zucchini than they know what to do with
 Yep. You can also expect to find a bag of zucchini on your
 porch
 My grandfather once found his neighbor stealing his tomatoes
 out of his garden at three in the morning. Red-handed, with a
 basket of the nearly-ripened ones. He thought he was going
 to find gophers or something, but no, here's Henry, taking his
 tomatoes. The best ones
 There was a long pause between thenm
 My grandfather (allegedly) said, "Henry... it's OK. You can take
 some tomatoes if you want them."
 Henry sighed in relief
 "But," my grandfather said, "you have to take two zucchini for
 every tomato."
 There was another long silence. "That's a harsh bargain,
 John," said Henry. "But I accept. I'll tell Joe up the street, too."
 My grandfather said, "Tell Joe he needs to take three."
 a friend of my dad's came by in the middle of the night, he
 seemed very nervous when my dad answered the door. he
 wouldn't come inside but he leaned in and whispered to my dad
 in spanish, "i have some fresh grapes for you." and then this
 happened
 GAME
 SOPRY
 the melon was a special bonus
The zucchini bandidtos

The zucchini bandidtos

Anaconda, Bad, and Cheating: Broke Homie Cliff @CliffBreazzy Follow 100 We starting a movement fellas .oooo T-Mobile 4:42 PM 30%) Zaddy I want the dick!!! London. I said no. Why How would you feel if a nigga came up to you and said i want some pussy tonight babygirl and you said no and he said i want the pussy!! He'll be considered a borderline rapist then he getting screenshotted and put on twitter as a "thirsty nigga" And also im more than just a dick. Did you know i can paint? no iMessage what do you wanna do Fuck if im off my period But if not then we can just chill and ill suck you off if you want Imao it's always just sex with you you never even ask me how my day was theshortchickwiththefro: mrsolodolo24: 17mul: that-bi-guy: ghostsisreal: mega-purplezebracorn: kinghispaniola: nopos-tacabron: thetrippytrip: I’m with this movement!   me Salute to this movement This is so important! Everybody needs to value eachother!!! Yes!!!! I love this!!!! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been coerced into sex because some girl decided that she wanted it, and when I say no she turns it into some kind of criticism of her. Or I’m cheating. Or I’m actually gay. Or she starts groping me and playing with me trying to “get me in the mood”. Or she just won’t take no for an answer. After many years of this you know what I’m left with? Low self esteem, constant bad sex, depression, having all sex now feel like a chore, being terrified that if I have sex with someone I actually *like* then it won’t work out, and the feeling like I CAN’T say NO. Ladies, “No means No” isn’t just for guys. Some of us have grasped the concept. Time for you to do so as well. I support this movement 100% I’m here for this I’m tired of these double standards I’m with this movement because not only do guys have emotions but they deserve to be respected in this same aspect. A guy isn’t a “pussy” for wanting affection,to be paid attention to, and to be seen as a human not a sex object. 💜
Anaconda, Bad, and Cheating: Broke Homie Cliff
 @CliffBreazzy
 Follow
 100
 We starting a movement fellas

 .oooo T-Mobile
 4:42 PM
 30%)
 Zaddy
 I want the dick!!!
 London. I said no.
 Why
 How would you feel if a
 nigga came up to you and
 said i want some pussy
 tonight babygirl and you said
 no and he said i want the
 pussy!! He'll be considered a
 borderline rapist then he
 getting screenshotted and
 put on twitter as a "thirsty
 nigga"
 And also im more than just a
 dick. Did you know i can
 paint?
 no
 iMessage

 what do you wanna do
 Fuck if im off my period
 But if not then we can just chill
 and ill suck you off if you want
 Imao
 it's always just sex with you
 you never even ask me how my
 day was
theshortchickwiththefro:
mrsolodolo24:


17mul:


that-bi-guy:

ghostsisreal:

mega-purplezebracorn:


kinghispaniola:

nopos-tacabron:


thetrippytrip:



I’m with this movement!  

me


Salute to this movement

This is so important!


Everybody needs to value eachother!!! Yes!!!! I love this!!!!


Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been coerced into sex because some girl decided that she wanted it, and when I say no she turns it into some kind of criticism of her. Or I’m cheating. Or I’m actually gay. Or she starts groping me and playing with me trying to “get me in the mood”. Or she just won’t take no for an answer. After many years of this you know what I’m left with? Low self esteem, constant bad sex, depression, having all sex now feel like a chore, being terrified that if I have sex with someone I actually *like* then it won’t work out, and the feeling like I CAN’T say NO.
Ladies, “No means No” isn’t just for guys. Some of us have grasped the concept. Time for you to do so as well.


I support this movement 100%


I’m here for this I’m tired of these double standards


I’m with this movement because not only do guys have emotions but they deserve to be respected in this same aspect. A guy isn’t a “pussy” for wanting affection,to be paid attention to, and to be seen as a human not a sex object. 💜

theshortchickwiththefro: mrsolodolo24: 17mul: that-bi-guy: ghostsisreal: mega-purplezebracorn: kinghispaniola: nopos-tacabron: th...

Confederate Flag, Fucking, and Money: Al Letson @Al_Letson It's much easier to say the Civil War was about money, when your ancestors weren't the currency Jenna Abrams @Jenn_Abrams To those people, who hate the Confederate flag. Did you know that the flag and the war wasn't about slavery, it was all about money 4/24/17, 1:39 PM lordandgodoftheobvious: snommelp: argentarachnids: reverseracism: Exactly. When I was learning about The United States Civil War during my K-12 years I always found it odd that there were “arguments” that the battle was really about money/currency. Because lets be honest, HOW were they making that money? Through CHATTEL ENSLAVEMENT. Seriously I hate how white people keep skirting the issue like this. “It was about state rights” Started over the right to own slaves. To all of my fellow white people living in the South - it is our duty to keep the record straight on this. The racists who pull this revisionism won’t listen to people of color who try to correct it. Hell, they usually won’t even listen to a white man like me who speaks the truth they don’t like. But speak it anyway, and don’t let the lie go unchallenged. “The Civil War was about money!” Yes. Specifically, the money from an economy built on the backs of enslaved people. “The Civil War was about states’ rights!” Yes – whether or not Southern States had the right to enslave an entire ethnicity. “This flag is about heritage, not hate!” Yes – a heritage of enslaving an entire people group and attempting to secede rather than stop enslaving people. That’s the job for me and my fellow Southern white people. Of course, y’all up North don’t get to just sit back and relax. You’ve got your own lies to fight against – specifically, lies about racism not historically or currently being a problem up there. It was, and it is, and we’ve all got to fight against these lies however they manifest themselves around us. Anyway, according to the fucking vice president of the confederacy (content warning: this is a transcript of a speech given by the vice president of the CSA, so…you know, figure it out) the war, and the whole reason for the existence of the confederacy in the first place, was totally about slavery.
Confederate Flag, Fucking, and Money: Al Letson
 @Al_Letson
 It's much easier to say the Civil War
 was about money, when your
 ancestors weren't the currency

 Jenna Abrams @Jenn_Abrams
 To those people, who hate the
 Confederate flag. Did you know that the
 flag and the war wasn't about slavery, it
 was all about money
 4/24/17, 1:39 PM
lordandgodoftheobvious:

snommelp:

argentarachnids:

reverseracism:

Exactly. 

When I was learning about The United States Civil War during my K-12 years I always found it odd that there were “arguments” that the battle was really about money/currency. 

Because lets be honest, HOW were they making that money? Through CHATTEL ENSLAVEMENT.

Seriously I hate how white people keep skirting the issue like this.

“It was about state rights”
Started over the right to own slaves.

To all of my fellow white people living in the South - it is our duty to keep the record straight on this. The racists who pull this revisionism won’t listen to people of color who try to correct it. Hell, they usually won’t even listen to a white man like me who speaks the truth they don’t like. But speak it anyway, and don’t let the lie go unchallenged.
“The Civil War was about money!” Yes. Specifically, the money from an economy built on the backs of enslaved people.
“The Civil War was about states’ rights!” Yes – whether or not Southern States had the right to enslave an entire ethnicity.
“This flag is about heritage, not hate!” Yes – a heritage of enslaving an entire people group and attempting to secede rather than stop enslaving people.
That’s the job for me and my fellow Southern white people. Of course, y’all up North don’t get to just sit back and relax. You’ve got your own lies to fight against – specifically, lies about racism not historically or currently being a problem up there. It was, and it is, and we’ve all got to fight against these lies however they manifest themselves around us.

Anyway, according to the fucking vice president of the confederacy (content warning: this is a transcript of a speech given by the vice president of the CSA, so…you know, figure it out) the war, and the whole reason for the existence of the confederacy in the first place, was totally about slavery.

lordandgodoftheobvious: snommelp: argentarachnids: reverseracism: Exactly. When I was learning about The United States Civil War durin...

Club, Computers, and Saw: COMPUTER REPAIR SERVICES VIN 52 laughoutloud-club: Saw this in a computer repair store, I know nothing about computers what the hell is it?
Club, Computers, and Saw: COMPUTER
 REPAIR SERVICES
 VIN 52
laughoutloud-club:

Saw this in a computer repair store, I know nothing about computers what the hell is it?

laughoutloud-club: Saw this in a computer repair store, I know nothing about computers what the hell is it?